Owner: Bo Knows: He Just Doesn't Listen URL:http://boknowsonline.com Join Date: Fri, 21 Nov 2008 11:04:41 -0600 Rating:0 Site Description: A blog by a dog for all dogs, and animals too.
Bo blogs on the odd, humorous news stories of the day as they relate to the animal kingdom.
Always funny, witty and insightful. Site statistics:Click here
Chico and the Woman? 2008-11-21 09:38:56 Hippos are the most dangerous animal in the wild. When asked what they prefer eating, the answer is always, “Whatever we want.”
With that type of attitude, it’s surprising to hear of one hippopotamus nearly starving itself to death.
That is until another hippo came to its rescue. The Daily Mail explains.
A pygmy hippo which started turning up his snout at food has been given a h Read more:Chico
Get Your Police Gear Before It’s Too Late 2008-11-21 08:25:43 Long time readers of this blog, and those that know me personally, are fully aware of the fact that I love all things police related.
Little did I know that I could actually go out and get myself some cop gear by letting my fuzzy paws type in
This direct link will show you the best in flashlights, Surefire flashlights.These are the nice heavy ones with the power to light up the moon in the daytim Read more:Police
Dog Drives Thru Cool Beanz Coffee Shop 2008-11-20 18:34:48 It’s time for the 7:30 traffic update. Reporting in is roving helicopter reporter Wally Wuuf.
“Thanks Bo. All clear on the major highways this evening as owners pick up their kids at the Playin Ruff doggie daycare centers sprinkled around town.
“Whoops…hold on…We are receiving reports of some major congestion on the LIE onramp at Westside. It appears a van, yes a va Read more:Coffee
Go Swimming with Killer Crocodiles 2008-11-19 08:40:19 I could lie to you and tell you I love water and enjoy swimming, but I’d be lying.
It must be the chow chow that drives my H2O fears rather than the golden retriever coursing through my veins.
Or it may just be that accident I had when I was five, where I had mistaken a leaf on a water for a rock and nearly drowned after stepping on it. My parents’ laughing at me didn’t help.
In Read more:Killer
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Begging Bears Show No Shame 2008-11-17 09:37:20 I thought I was a shameless beggar, but I’ve got nothing on these bears.
I think they’re actually mocking these dim witted tourists.
Read more:Bears
Joe Camel Wants To Be Milked 2008-11-17 09:21:13 I love chocolate but am not allowed to have any. Apparently they say it will kill.
You may be asking who ‘they’ is. Well, ‘they’ are humans, and the only reason I can think of for them continuing to push this agenda is that they want chocolate all to themselves. Sure they throw a bone our way by giving us chocolate flavored carobs every once in a while, but it ain’t l Read more:Camel
Dog’s Jaws Glued Shut by Junk Mail 2008-11-14 09:04:48 Let me just reiterate what many of you already know. I’m not a dog that’s going to be trained to make my owners’ lives easier. I know this isn’t the case in a lot of households, but I can’t change the world. I can only make suggestions and hope some of you canines see the wisdom in my words.
If told to “Go get me my slippers”, just say no and lick thei
Free, Easy Links To Pics for Bloggers 2008-11-13 19:00:58 As the world’s premiere dog blogger, I’m always looking to find just the right picture to post next to my entries. Lots of times I’ll just use the original story’s pix, but sometimes even they just don’t do my extraordinary commentary justice.
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Dog Takes Auto Through Car Wash 2008-11-13 08:43:10 I’ve noticed that dog stories of like kind come in bunches. That’s why, only one day after writing about the poor driving of two canines, I find yet another story of an accident ‘allegedly’ the result of canine driving error.
This time, it happened in a car wash.
A dog waiting in a car while at a car wash slipped the vehicle into gear and drove in a loop before the car came Read more:Car Wash
Elvis Spotted Attacking Pensioner 2008-11-12 07:58:56 As an experienced canine I’ve learned one thing: do not bite the hand that feeds you. If you do, you can kiss your milkbones, cheweys and the fatty parts of steaks goodbye.
I didn’t come to this conclusion because of my book learnin’ but because of my street smarts.
You’d think that an animal living in the streets would be just as wise and follow in my pawsteps. Not so. You Read more:Attacking
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