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Imus vs. the World 2007-04-11 20:37:22 I spent a long time yesterday trying to write a post about the Don Imus situation but I could never really pull my thoughts together into a coherent post. Today while browsing the web I came across this great article by Michelle Malkin. She not only managed to write exactly what I was thinking but she included video clips as well. Bravo!
Everyone and their brother is dragging Imus through the mud for what he said but no one seems concerned that African-American rappers are making millions of dollars saying the exact same thing. What is the definition of “double standard”?
Don Imus is a 66 year old man. I highly doubt he learned words like “nappy” and “ho” on the playground growing up. Like the rest of us I am sure he learned them from the rappers that Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are turning a blind eye towards.
If there is a list of words or phrases that one group of people is allowed to use while another group cannot let’s get it posted on Wikipedia. We can call it “ Read more:World
I Hate Alarms and Gas. 2007-04-11 18:27:46 Not only did I have to wake up a 5:45 a.m. this morning but then I had to pay $3.13 a gallon for gas.
Just kick me in the balls and let me go back to sleep. Read more:Alarms
PC Decrapifier 2007-04-11 16:54:39 We don’t write a lot of tech based posts here at Tasty Booze but I came across something today that I had to post. Anyone who has bought any kind of new PC in the last few years knows there is about 30 to 40 bullshit programs and free-trials that come pre-installed. This can decrease a new machines performance by up to 50% and cause the start up time to drag on for minutes.
In steps PC Decrapifier. This program will scan your machine and find all that pre-installed bullshit for you. It will give you a check list to review and then you can nuke it. I got a new HP work laptop 6 months ago and spent an hour cleaning off all the shit. I thought I had gotten it all but when I ran PC Decrapifier it found a few things I missed.
The program is free for personal use so do yourself a favor and run it on your machine.
PC Decrapifier
Top 10 Celebrity Butterfaces 2007-04-11 04:20:46 What is a “butterface” you ask?
From Urban Dictionary:
Butterface
A girl with an exceptionally hot body but an exceptionally ugly face. Everything but-her-face is attractive.
Top 10 Celebrity
Butterfaces
I’m Talking to the Juicebox Guy! 2007-04-11 03:55:17
Without even getting into his SNL days Will Ferrell’s body of work in the motion picture industry is second to none on the comedy scale.
1. Old School
2. Anchorman
3. Talladega Nights
4. Blades of Glory
5. Kicking & Screaming
I think a lot of Will Ferrell fans pretend #5 on the above list never happened. I on the other hand think this is one of Will Ferrell’s most underrated performances. In fact I would go so far as to say that the above video clip is in my top four favorite Will Ferrell movie scenes of all time.
Just watch the clip. You can thank me later. Read more:Talking
A Firefox Bank Card 2007-04-11 01:27:13
There are several levels of geek. You can start at geek and go all the way to ultra-mega-super geek. This guy obviously falls into the later of the two categories.
If you are currently wondering what the “Firefox
” logo is then you haven’t even cracked the geek level.
Firefox Bank Card
If you are now worried about your geek level you can take this online Nerd Test. It may help calm your nerves a bit.
Bauer Power 2007-04-10 20:44:08
This is officially my new favorite T-Shirt.
You can bet your sweet ass that I have one on order.
Bauer
Power T-Shirt
Monsters in the House 2007-04-10 06:00:23
You’ve probably seen this before, but it’s too funny to not post Read more:House
McFly 2015 2007-04-10 05:30:27 Back to the Future II was definitely not my favorite installment of the Back to the Future trilogy but it did bring young kids everywhere two kick ass things.
1. Hoverboards
2. Self Sizing Nike High Tops
Well if you memory movie is failing Marty McFly
traveled to the future in Back to the Future II specifically to the year 2015. So we are only 8 years away from 2015 and so far I have seen nothing about hoverboards or self sizing Nikes.
One group is trying to rectify the situation by creating an online petition demanding that Nike create those kick ass shoes that Marty had in Back to the Future II. I would recommend joining the petition. Trust me they would be kick ass shoes.
McFly 2015
Dating & Doom II 2007-04-10 05:21:11 If you haven’t wasted a least a few hours of your life killing demons in Doom II then this article probably won’t make much sense.
However having logged many hours of Doom II and having dated a nightmare girl myself I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off.
Let the smothering begin
Pretty soon things start getting tricky, there seems to be a never-ending supply of Imps and they just won’t stop. Baby, I love you but I need some space, okay? I’ve got other monsters to kill and these keycards aren’t getting any easier to find.
How dating my ex was like playing DOOM II on nightmare mode Read more:Dating
McDONALDS JOB APPLICATION 2007-04-13 19:21:09 This kid is a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?
Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
Click the link for his other outstanding answers.
McDONALDS JOB APPLICATION
www.blackpeopleloveus.com 2007-04-13 06:01:14 Is this site real? It has got to be one of the strangest websites I have ever come across. Be sure to click the “Hanging Out!” link. It will just get that much weirder.
blackpeopleloveus.com
More Bill Dance Fishing Outtakes 2007-04-13 04:00:25 This is simply 2 minutes and 22 seconds of greatness.
More Bill DanceFishing
Outtakes - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!
25 Best Beers In America 2007-04-12 19:58:06 I was a little disappointed in myself when I reviewed this list of the 25 best beers in America
and realized I had only tried a few of them. Maybe I have been too focused on the boggs lately and not sampling what else the beer world has to offer.
I can say that Sessions is a great beer not to mention anything that comes in a “grenade” bottle gets an automatic +5 in my book. My problem with the microbrews is that they are so damn heavy and filling. When I sit down to drink beer I am going to drink a lot of it. I don’t want to feel like I just at a 7 course dinner after only my fourth beer. That is were my trusty friend boggs comes in. Sure it might not have the complex flavors of the microbrews but it tastes great, doesn’t fill me up and gets the job done.
All differences aside it looks like I have some work to do if I am going to get through this whole list. My Friday night is looking better already.
25 Best Beers
In America
Damn You CT! 2007-04-12 19:05:27 I will admit it. I am a huge Real World/Road Rules Challenge fan. Its probably the only show on MTV I watch anymore other than Viva La Bam/Unholy Union. I missed the premier of the Inferno 3 on 4/10 but I was stoked to catch one of MTV’s 125 repeats last night.
The show hadn’t even been on for 17 goddamn minutes and my favorite crazy ass CT had already gotten himself kicked off. We all know that Dudes+Jet Lag+Booze+Wrestling=Trouble. With all of the excessive MTV editing it is to hard to tell what happened or get a straight story but in the end CT popped Davis in the eye. This was followed by the typical overreaction interview with Davis where he said “I don’t want to go to bed tonight being afraid he might stab me.”
Will I still watch next weeks episode? Of couse. But it isn’t going to be the same with CT.
God I can’t wait for next weeks episode.
Elephants and Physics Don’t Mix 2007-04-12 16:53:56
I can’t even count the number of times I have been trying to slide objects down a frictionless ramp and a goddamn elephant gets in the way. Read more:Physics
The Top Ten ’80s Robots (We Expected to Exist By Now) 2007-04-12 04:26:00 The 80’s and robots go together like Jack Bauer and a H&K USP Compact. They are always kicking ass and you can never get enough. This article on Cracked.com has a run down on the top 10 80’s robots that still don’t exist.
I haven’t seen the movie in years but I have to say that Johnny Five is definitely my number one followed closely by KITT. KITT has got to be the Jack Bauer of cars.
The Top Ten ’80s Robots (We Expected
to Exist By Now)
Lush Life Party Ice Luge 2007-04-14 23:22:49
College kids have it so easy these days. Back when I was in school if you wanted an ice luge at the party you had spend an hour hacking at a block of ice with numb as hands.
Now all you need is 24 hours of forward thinking and this sweet as Ice Luge mold you will be making panties drop. That’s right. In case you didn’t know Ice Luge shots make girls panties drop. It is very nice.
Lush Life Party
Ice Luge - Product Page
Tasty Booze has been damned to hell! 2007-04-14 23:10:22
Youaredamned
.com allows you to damn anyone you would like to hell. A pretty nice service. So far there have been 38539 souls damned to hell.
As you can see from the above picture TastyBooze
made the list. At least we have been damned for a pretty kick ass reason.
Monty Python’s Holy Grail 2007-04-13 23:45:45 If you are a fan of MontyPython
and the Holy Grail
then you should definitely check this page out. It is the original screenplay dated March 20 1974 before filming took place. I didn’t sit and read through the entire document but just the first few lines had me laughing
1 EXTERIOR - CASTLE WALLS - DAY
Mist. Several seconds of it swirling about. silence possibly,
atmospheric music. SUPERIMPOSE “England AD 787″. after a few more
seconds we hear hoofbeats in the distance. They come slowly
closer. Then out of the mist comes KING ARTHUR followed by a SERVANT
who is banging two half coconuts together. ARTHUR raises his hand.
ARTHUR
Whoa there!
SERVANT makes noises of horses halting, with a flourish. ARTHUR peers
through the mist. CUT TO shot from over his shoulder: castle
(e.g. Bodium) rising out of the mist. On the castle battlements a
SOLDIER is dimly seen. He peers down.
Monty Python
’s Holy Grail
Shotgun Nut Shot 2007-04-13 22:08:04 Brilliant! I’m glad this guy is working hard to remove himself from the gene pool.
Read more:Shotgun
A Monday Rant 2007-04-16 22:46:46 So it appears that very soon the state of Washington will put a law on the books that will require drivers to use a handsfree set if they are talking on their cell phone while driving. This is just fine with me since most of the idiots I encounter out on the road can barely handle operating an automobile as it is. A few of my friends have said “It is just a conspiracy to sell more Bluetooth headsets.” and they could be right.
I have taken the long road to start this rant so let’s get down to business. When the fuck did it become acceptable to walk around all day with a goddamn Bluetooth headset hanging off your ear like a parasite? I agree that Bluetooth headsets are great when you are driving your car and dodging pedestrians. However I go to business conference after business conference and find more and more people who wear their Bluetooth headset like it’s a watch. This is not okay. It has to stop. You look like a jackass. If you are not using the headset for a conversation Read more:Monday
Demotivational Posters 2007-04-16 19:22:24
I have to order some of these for my desk. The two pictured above are definitely my favorites but you can find some other good ones if you click the link below.
I laugh out loud everytime I read them. Maybe I can give them to some people around the office as gifts. I wonder if they would get offended?
Demotivational Posters
Free Advertising for One Week 2007-04-16 00:36:04 I am sick of seeing these auto-generated ads for GSM cell phones and tracking down exgirlfriends. Here is what I am willing to do. The first 5 people or companies that email tastybooze [at] gmail.com I will pay for a one week ad on our site like the sample below. No strings. No catches. Pretty simple.
Read more:Advertising
Tasty Booze - The Week in Review 2007-04-16 00:05:26 Here are the top five posts from last week as decided by the crack staff here at the Booze
.
I’m Talking to the Juicebox Guy - A Will Ferrell classic.
Imus vs. The World - A comparison between Imus and the Billboard Top 5 rap videos.
Top 10 Celebrity Butterfaces - These girls might be butterfaces but they definitely have body karate.
Bauer Power T-Shirt - “I will shoot you!”
Monsters in the House - She may be a cute little girl but if I was a monster I wouldn’t mess with her. Read more:Tasty
This One is Going to be a Little Inside 2007-04-15 19:34:02 It was a hell of night last night at the Roanoke Park Place in Seattle, WA. Anytime someone can re-fill a pint glass with vomit you know the night has reached one of the highest levels of awesomeness.
I am going to leave it to the greatest movie of all time to quote it out and sum up the night.
Frank: I had an AWESOME time!
Beanie: I know that you had an awesome time. I think the entire town knows you had an awesome time. Read more:Going
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