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Its gotta be 5:00 somewhere 2007-04-18 01:02:19 Looking to kill those early afternoon shakes and not spend a lot doing it? Your search is over. Sevennites.com is a website devoted to keeping young professional alcoholics all over Seattle up to date on where the best booze deals are across the city. Go ahead give it a try. For instance, right now you can head to Vito’s and get $2 Boggs’ and $2 appetizers. I’d probably shy away from appetizers, but you can’t drink for cheaper!
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I would not mess with this 8 year old. 2007-04-17 22:12:36
Napoleon Dynamite: You know, there’s like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bo staff.
I would definitely want this kid in my gang. The announcers keep calling him Wayne but I think that might be Chuck Norris in an 8 year old sized body.
Gun Control and the Virgina Tech Tragedy 2007-04-17 20:54:06 First off I don’t own a gun nor do I plan on purchasing one anytime soon. After yesterday’s horrible tragedy at Virginia Tech the gun control nuts in America and around the world are starting to make a lot of noise. The basic argument is that our lax gun control laws and crazy 2nd amendment enabled this tragedy to occur.
There is the old bumper sticker that says “Guns don’t kill people. People kill people.” This statement is something that I basically agree with. A gun is nothing more than a tool like a wrench, hammer or screwdriver. It is an inanimate object that is not capable of thought or performing actions on its own. A person with an idea is what dictates what a tool does. A wrench, hammer or screwdriver can and have been used to kill people but they are still available for sale at thousands of hardware stores around the country. I don’t think our civil liberties should suffer based on the way one bad apple decided to use a tool.
There are always going to be humans wi Read more:Control
, Tragedy
Douche Bag of the Week? 2007-04-17 19:26:26 Look Mom I can breathe fire!
I know it is early in the week but it is going to take a lot for someone to beat this guy out for the Douche
Bag title.
Huskies claim national title – in 1960 2007-04-17 05:18:12 Only the University of Washington Huskies
would try to pull some bullshit like this. I don’t think there is a bigger group of charlatans in all of collegiate sports.
First they invented the “Northwest Championship” title back in ‘02 to feel better about their shit season and now they are claim
ing that a 47 year old National Championship actually belongs to them despite the fact a different team was voted #1.
When discussing this with Hank he had this to say about the Huskies logic “That’s like getting a handjob on prom and then telling everyone you lost your virginity at 17 because you busted a nut.”
UW decides to elevate ‘forgotten’ football team alongside 1991 national champions
Feeling Pretty Good? 2007-04-17 04:30:10 If you are feeling pretty good about yourself, like your the cats ass, head over to the Insultamatic and it will bring you down a peg or two.
The best part is you can throw your best insult back at the Insultamatic and it will later be used to insult some other poor chucklehead.
Insultamatic Read more:Feeling
, Pretty
Neg Week on Tasty Booze 2007-04-17 04:10:35 I’ve already shown you Urban Sprinting. Each day this week I’ll throw up a new Urban Sport. Monday’s Urban Sport is Big Stranger Rodeo. Check it out:
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, Booze
Pray Barr! 2007-04-20 00:26:32
Apparently the Mariners’ uniform designer worked with these Bastards.
32 Geek Tats 2007-04-19 23:38:02 You have to check these out. I have friends that love playing video games but these chuckleheads just take it to another level. In fact one of these guys has already been a winner of our Douche Bag of the Week contest.
I think this one is my favorite.
Tattoo Artist: So you want me to tattoo Mario on the side of your neck?
Chucklehead: No! Fuck no Dude! I want you to tattoo Mario in a raccoon suite on the side of my neck!
32 Nerdiest Tattoos on the Planet Read more:Geek
Urban Sports: Make Them Move 2007-04-19 21:59:44 I think you might get beat down if you try this in Seattle.
Actually, come to think of it, I saw an asshole do shit like that at the bus stop at 4th & Pike last week. I’m pretty sure he was just cracked out though, cause people left and he never stopped. Read more:Urban
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Fast Food: Always a let down for the eyes 2007-04-19 20:23:31 The pictures on this site really aren’t much of a surprise. I mean we all know that when you get your order at a fast food restaurant it isn’t going to look like it did in the commercial. Most of time I am just happy if it vaguely resembles the picture I remember. That being said these have got to be some of the saddest goddamn nachos I have seen. Of course 95% of Taco Bell’s customers are so blitzed when they get these nachos at 2:30 a.m. they don’t even notice.
Don’t even get me started on the KFC Famous Bowl. It looks like it spent time in the center of a circle jerk.
Fast Food
: Ads vs. Reality
Bomb Threat + Daylight Savings = 12 Days in Jail 2007-04-18 22:34:29 A 15 year old boy, Cody Webb, spent 12 days in a juvenile detention center accused of making a bomb threat against the school. The problem is that both school faculty and police officers failed to grasp the fact that in the spring time Daylight
savings causes clocks to move ahead an hour.
If it hadn’t been Daylight Savings
the timeline would have looked like this.
3/11/07 2:17 a.m. – Caller ID registers a call from Cody Webb’s phone number.
3/11/07 3:17 a.m. – School’s voicemail system receives a bomb threat.
With Daylight Savings
the timeline looks like this.
3/11/07 3:17 a.m. - Caller ID registers a call from Cody Webb’s phone number. (Caller ID system had been updated for Daylight Savings)
3/11/07 3:17 a.m. – School’s voicemail system receives a bomb threat. (School’s voicemail system hasn’t been updated for Daylight Savings)
I can’t believe that nobody was able to figure out this mistake for 12 days. It didn’t dawn on a single person for 12 days that maybe t
More on the Air McFly 2007-04-18 19:08:49
Click the image and check out these bad boys in all their glory. Last week I posted about an online petition titled McFly
2015 whose goal was to convince Nike to create the self sizing high tops from Back to the Future II.
I don’t know where these came from but click the link for some more pictures including a side by side shot with the pair used in the movie.
Nike Air McFly To Be Released?!
Step #1: Get a Can of WD40. 2007-04-18 17:41:49 Step #2: Get what appears to a common garden hoe.
Step #3: Smash can of WD40 (acquired in Step #1).
Step #4: Congratulations jackass….you are now on fire.
Don’t call me bitch! I’m a grown man! 2007-04-21 01:33:58
I know one of you pricks is going to call me out on this but what has Will Ferrell done that isn’t funny? If you told me you were going to make a video of a grown man yelling at a 2 year old I would think you are an idiot. Yet you put Will Ferrell in the mix and it is hoolarious.
Portable Personal Butt Washer 2007-04-20 22:40:23
Are you looking for shower fresh ass anytime any place? Then Toto (the maker of toilet seats that will warm, wash and blow your ass) has the product for you.
This handy little ass sprayer is small enough to carry around and will allow you to make any old truck stop bathroom feel like a country club bidet. Although not very popular here in America bidets are fairly common around the rest of the world. If you think about it a little water down there once the job is done is probably a pretty good idea. As one person commented “cleaning yourself up after a poop with dry toilet paper is like spreading peanut butter around on a shag carpet.”
Not really a pleasant thought but I have to admit the guy has a point.
Portable
Butt Sprayer Read more:Personal
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Taking a Dump at Work 2007-04-20 19:33:52
You know it is going to happen. No matter how hard you try to avoid it the time will come where you have to “see a man about a horse” while you are on clock. If the above video wasn’t enough work poop humor for you click the link below for a list of funny work poop scenarios.
The Inevitable Work Poop Read more:Taking
Tasty Booze - The Week in Review 2007-04-23 01:46:39 It was a good week here at TastyBooze
between the Urban Sports videos, poop jokes and a little league team named the Bastards. It was hard to pick out a top 5 this week but here is my best crack at it.
Taking a Dump at Work - One of the finest music videos ever made about dropping a deuce while you are on the clock.
32 Geek Tats - These guys took their love of video games to another level.
Urban Sports: Burger Bowl Off - Just watch the video. You will laugh your ass off. You can thank me later.
Demotivational Posters - A nice twist on those stupid motivational posters that every manager has in their office.
Portable Personal Butt Washer - It will work from the front or the back. Seriously it’s in the diagram.
Lifeguard Takes a Pee Break 2007-04-21 22:34:50
Being a safety first kind of guy like most lifeguards are this guard clears out the pool so that he can have himself a little pee break. Read more:Break
Beer Goggles 2007-04-27 22:48:09 I suggest you all go get a pair before you hit the bars tonight.
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A Monday Rant - 4 Days Late 2007-04-27 20:56:31 I knew it was only a matter of time before I found a story like this one. Due to tragedy at Virginia Tech, one nut job and some crazy writing they found after the fact we might as well cancel all creative writing classes around the country. I don’t care how many morbid stories someone writes, some people make millions doing it for a living, the stories will never accurately predict whether the writer is going to snap one day and start killing people for real. However since hindsight is 20/20 we have to deal with a parade of idiots on every TV channel telling us that somebody should have been able to predict the tragedy based on what had been written.
Unfortunately the douche bags running school district 155 in Cary Illinois were persuaded by said parade of idiots. As a result high school senior Allen Lee has been arrested and charged with two counts of disorderly conduct for following the directions on the creative writing assignment he was given by his teacher.
Here are the directi Read more:Monday
Happy Hour Just Got Healthy 2007-04-27 20:10:37 I generally don’t need an excuse to justify when and where I drink but for those of you who do this article should be right up your alley.
Chucklehead: What!? You’re drinking? It isn’t even noon!
Boozer: Actually I am fighting cancer.
According to new research published in the Journal Of The Science Of Food And Agriculture (you should see the centerfold this month), the antioxidant capacity of strawberries can be significantly enhanced when they are combined with ethanol, the type of alcohol found in rum, vodka, tequila and other spirits. Those antioxidants attack free-radicals that can cause cancer, arthritis and heart disease.
A Healthier Happy
Hour Read more:Happy Hour
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies!! 2007-04-27 18:17:59
The only thing classier then one southern bell is a whole bunch of southern belle’s.
Where are these girls headed? They are standing around looking lost in big hats and sundresses in front of of some portable shitters with a case of Natty Light. Maybe they got lost on their way to the beer bust at the Moontower.
Nice Falls 2007-04-27 01:58:00 I do like the falling videos!
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