FIREMEN NEVER TELL A WOMAN TO USE A MOP AND BUCKET 2008-11-06 23:02:00 A woman was so angry at firefighters who refused to pump out her flooded home she stole their fire engine, a court has heard.Catherine Durant, 45, who was told to use a mop and bucket, saw keys in the £200,000 tender and drove in reverse, smashing into a BMW and a wall.Abergavenny magistrates gave the sales rep, of Pontypool, Monmouthshire, 240 hours' community work and a 12-month ban after she a
No title 2008-11-06 23:01:00 I wish someone would have told me that, just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married. - Marlo Thomas
MAYBE SHE WAS UPSET BECAUSE UNITED CHARGES FOR PEANUTS .... 2008-11-06 16:01:00 (AP) RALEIGH, N.C. – An airline crew used duct tape to keep a passenger in her seat because they say she became unruly, fighting flight attendants and grabbing other passengers, forcing the flight to land in North Carolina.Maria Esther Castillo of Oswego, N.Y., is due in court Thursday, charged with resisting arrest and interfering with the operations of a flight crew aboard United Airlines Flig
BARACK ... DON'T DIS THE OBAMA GIRL !!!!! 2008-11-05 08:01:00 NEW YORK (AFP) – She declared her love, took off most of her clothes, and fought in Barack Obama's corner in an Internet video sensation. Now Obama Girl wants a little loving back."Maybe if I could get invited to the inauguration?" giggled Amber Lee Ettinger, better known as the foxy Obama Girl whose "I got a crush on Obama" song scored more than 10 million YouTube hits.Ettinger, speaking to AFP
WALMART FEELS THE SCORN OF THE LADY IN FLIP FLOPS 2008-11-04 05:02:00 An East El Paso woman said some flip flops she bought at Wal-Mart burned her feet. She believes they're the same flip flops that were recalled last year.Linda Talamoni's feet are healing but the pain is still there."At first it's just a mark and then it starts itching real bad. It's painful. The skin starts peeling off. It's gross," said Talamoni.Talamoni said she bought two pairs of flip flops at
No title 2008-11-04 05:01:00 “I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.” - Tallulah Bankhead
THE SCORN OF A McCAIN WOMAN .... NO TREATS FOR YOU !! 2008-11-03 05:01:00 Janette Fleury ended up passing out a life lesson with her candy this Halloween: Sometimes adults act like children.Across the street, a fellow supporter of Republican presidential candidate John McCain was denying costumed children candy if their parents supported Democratic rival Barack Obama.“They came to my house and saw the McCain sign and asked, ‘Are you going to be like that, too?’