Owner: The Future's Domain URL:http://thefuturesdomain.blogspot.com Join Date: Tue, 04 Nov 2008 11:59:39 -0600 Rating:0 Site Description: Humorous spittle from the skewed mind of a nearly 40 year old man of color...laugh, and you may think as well. Site statistics:Click here
So, What Defines A Whore, Anyway? 2008-11-03 14:18:05 Slut. Harlot. Been Turned More Times than a Doorknob. Easy. "Ho."Just a few terms of endearment to describe a person who seems to have a myriad of sexual partners in a lifetime (or a weekend, depending on how you look at it).It seems that this term is, for whatever reason, is mostly been placed upon the female gender. As you follow my "spittle" you will probably figure out that double standard fec Read more:Anyway
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I've Seen The Future And It Will Be..... 2008-11-02 15:59:24 The funky, funky, funky hit records have hit the needle, and I am about to spit out a few useless (well, perhaps to you, but in doing this It may make me feel better) rhymes, riddles, thoughts and piddles for folks to take with them, dust off, and maybe use in their lives to better themselves (or tell friends and loved one that some crazy black guy who lives in the midwest is bored at 1 AM in the Read more:Future
Hey Ladies...Get Funky! 2008-11-01 11:44:47 Whicky, Whicky, Whicky, Scratch, Scratch, Scratch!Ok, yeah, for old hip-hop heads out there, I just displayed that I am on the precipice of my 40's. For some reason the sound of an old needle going against the grain of vinyl records (if my blog ever gets big enough that under 30-year olds read this particular entry, a vinyl record predated the cassette tape, which predate the CD, which predated th Read more:Funky
I'd Rather Drink 6 Razor Blades.... 2008-10-31 23:02:46 Eh yo...I was sitting at my temp job last night, grading the papers of tomorrow's youth (Note to all...we are in a lot of frickin' trouble by what I read...like looking for a working light bulb after a box of them has been rolled over by a steamroller), and I thought about post number one on what I hope will be an avenue of oddities with a little bit of truth in them. My friends have read them and Read more:Blades
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What a Yippee-Kay Yay Taught Me About Our Differences 2008-11-23 16:22:23 So check this out my domain-in-ites...(Ok, that sucked the teet of a fat man who had too many donuts, true, but hell, it's 11:34 at night, and G. has to get at 8 AM and take his kid to his weekly Catholic Training...Luke, the 79 saints in the Church are strong in you....Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke)....Anyway, Let's move on!I was messing around with my car stereo (as usual, as my wife in her slum
And Now, The Official "Tangent" Of The Domain... 2008-11-21 15:12:42 (This one is for one of the finest writers I've encountered (hopefully she'll get the joke)...Also, check out her blogs on my 'roll..."Oh Pshaw" (originally I Put "Oh the Joys", which is good, too...screw it...let's move on!)as well as "So Not The Bradys". Good stuff, kids).Hello...I am going to talk about stuff that happen to irrtiate me as each day happens to begin...you see, I have noticed cert Read more:Official
What's My Name, Baby...Who Does "It" Belong To...Fellas, C'mon! 2008-11-18 17:23:17 Ladies, I know this won't come as a huge shock to you, but fellas enjoy sex.Let me put this another way...guys like sex like George Bush likes starting s*it he cannot finish.It's like that.I enjoy sex a great deal...as much as I can remember it. I have to look it up in the dictionary just to see if I can spell the bloody word. 2 small children who demand all of your attention (and suck the require
You're Thinking About My Baby, It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White 2008-11-16 00:50:11 I have a zebra coalition going on in my household.I guess the proper term for it would be "mixed"...or "mulatto." Or, as I like to say to myself (for fear that my wife will use my man stuff for microwave experiments; Ball Park Franks, people!)...The "Bla-Kitey" Duo.(OK, I am the only one who thinks that's funny).My 2 sons, aged 6 and 2 (going on 3) are the products of a straight laced white girl w Read more:Black
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Hey, I cried when Chandler and Monica Got Engaged, Damn it! 2008-11-13 18:24:06 Sigh.This is going to be a tough one to write.I am stuck between trying to be funny (intentionally, not being laughed at) and making a point, knowing that I am opening myself up for some fairly vicious attacks.But f**k it, oh well...I am 260 lbs, and as long as y'all don't have guns, I can defend myself.Let's Move on!I am a sensitive dude. I mean, truly sensitive...not like "Can I come down there Read more:Engaged
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When White Girls and Boys Go Black...Next on Fox! 2008-11-11 19:08:48 I was driving down the road a couple of weeks back, listening to my somewhat loud car stereo, on my way to do something of some relevance (at least in my mind I was, as that I haven't worked in 11 months, and I was probably going to get something to fatten myself and become the world's first all dark-meat turkey), when I passed a local high school, just about when the kids were about to get out fo Read more:Black
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Damn, I Wish I Was As Handsome as My Sons Will Be 2008-11-10 20:54:50 My sons are really, really, hot.OK, before you start comparing me to the "Jesus Juice, Shamon!" 50 year old man-child that was once a superstar (and seems to like little sausages in his bed; wait, he was not guilty...but karma is a female canine...ask O.J.), you gotta let me lay down the framework for this latest ejaculation from my mind...I was thinking today back about 3 years ago, when my oldes
Too Much "Bitch"in 2008-11-06 16:06:38 Lawd....chili sauce! (Jerome, bring me a mirror...if you know where I got this from, you are a child of the 80s).The domain is taking a bit of a stretch during the historic week here in the good ol' US of A. I just downed a glass of delicious Tradewinds Ice Tea (it's sex in a glass without the nasty aftertaste, I tell ya!) and I am now going to move on from politics...for the moment, anyway. To Read more:Bitch
The "Brother-Dent" of the Truly UNITED States of America 2008-11-05 21:06:10 History has taken place in The United States
of America
on November 4th, 2008. "Whose Nailin Paylin"'s is now a collector's item, now that a certain attractive governor is going to fade back into obscurity...until 2012, anyway.I am upset with myself...wish I thought up the idea of doing that little piece of "cinematic genius" (I also wish my wife was more of a porn fan...but that's another cup of Read more:Brother
Death, Life, and New Positions 2008-12-19 21:27:54 I live across the street from a cemetery. It is located at a point where unless I totally drive out of the way, I will always go past the bloody thing (well, the residents have had ALL of their blood drained out before "moving in", but well, that's another story).For as long as I can remember, I've been obsessed with my inevitable departure from this world. I ever so often read obituaries, or as I
Geeks, Ugly Folks, Losers, The Socially Inept- Face It, You're Screwed (Or, well, not screwed most cases)... 2008-12-15 13:05:50 Hello.I wanted to take a little bit of time during this joyous, no job having, broke as hell, about to lose your homes, your husband sleeping with a hermaphrodite-doing (because he figured he was still sort of just hanging with the guys, yet get his "ho, ho, ho" jollies in at the same time) to talk to my fellow citizens to discuss something that I feel is of vital importance (well, I thought it wa Read more:cases
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"It's Nothing Personal"...yeah right, bite me! 2008-12-10 23:39:22 "It's NothingPersonal
."One of the weakest excuses in human history.I was in a store, looking at shit that I can no longer afford (i.e. Best Buy, my haven of electronic orgasmic pleasure...well, "Fry's" is better, but hell, guys orgasms are a dime a dozen anyway...let's move on!) where I hear these other shoppers (and by all of the crap they had in their shopping carts, they have, well, JOBS) talk
The Un-Politically Correct Domain 2008-12-10 23:22:42 You know, domain-ites, if this blog was actually read by more people than my siblings, my Mom (who, being a Devout Christian female, hates my spittle; now if we were a Kentucky family, she'd think my spittle would be sexy...ok, made myself sick there, let's move on!) perhaps folks would of noticed that for the first time in my young blogging career I let more than 48 hours pass when I didn't share Read more:Correct
What the hell are they putting in children's books? 2008-12-09 21:20:18 Wow.For once, I won't talk yer ears off...However, for the first time in my 6 1/2 years of being a parent, well, I feel like a parent.Check this picture out; this came out of one of my son's books he had to read for an assignment...Now, I don't know if you can zoom this in or whatever, but the picture is of a man and a woman, with, well, his tackle hanging, and the "garden" bushing-out on the fema
What's The Difference? All Bras Hold Up The Same...Not! 2008-12-07 21:28:48 Dear Women of the World:This is G. Eric Francis, the purveyor to nil when it comes to my spittle...I wanted to write to you in reference to, well, one of my favorite things in the world. I mean, even since I was, oh, 8 years old, I have been fascinated by it...its different shapes, styles, colors, clasps, and all around goodness (and issues fighting gravity as time passes in one's lifetime). An at
It's Black Thursday, didn't ya know? 2008-11-27 23:19:26 So, my domain-inites, I was like, you know, enjoying a moist turkey today, which reminded me of this young lady back in the day...wait, never mind, got distracted as I was flipping channels with one hand, typing with the other (I know what you were thinking, sickos!) and passed by the video on demand channel...something about "Deep Throat 17: When broomsticks go missing", or something like that... Read more:Black
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Gayacology...yeah! (Wait A Minute, Band!) 2008-11-25 17:02:51 I don't quite understand the homosexual lifestyle thing, you know?I mean, hell, it presents a whole lot of questions that covers everything from the validity of the bible, all the way to, well, where's the appeal in it?In my 39 years and nearly 4 months of existence on this orb, since I was 8 years old I wanted to figure out how girls worked...like, why did the little cakes out of the Betty Crocke Read more:Minute
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