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Top 10 Differences Between Cats & Dogs 2008-10-20 06:31:00 Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you.Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse.Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will
Cat Quotes 2008-10-20 05:13:00 Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs and patronizes human beings. - Oliver Herford
Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat. - Lillian Johnson
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. - Garrison Keillor
If cats could talk, they would lie to you. - Rob Kopack
The cat could very Read more:Quotes
Legal vs Moral 2008-10-13 04:26:00 This article was taken from news24.co.za. Credit paid where credit is due!!!!!!
13/10/2008 09:07 - (SA)
Colleen Figg
Everyone knows the small print on service contracts is a means for the supplying company to wriggle out of certain obligations in the event of something going wrong.
Once you've passed the legal majority, signed your first contract and had a run-in when you have tried to cancel Read more:Moral
Strange Statements Made During Job Interviews 2008-10-12 22:52:00 "Almost everyone is guilty of bad sexual conduct."
"I must admit that I am a pretty fair talker."
"I never get hungry."
"I know who is responsible for most of my troubles."
"If the pay was right, I'd travel with the carnival."
"I would have been more successful if nobody would have snitched on me."
"My legs are really hairy.&qu Read more:Interviews
, Job Interviews
, Strange
You might be in Education if 2008-10-07 23:03:00 You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find humor in other people's stupidity.You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the report card.When out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at a child you do not know and correct their behavior.When you mention "vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.You think Read more:Education
Strange Celebrity Quotes 2008-10-07 22:59:00 You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat. - Mike Tyson
The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl. - Joan Rivers
I'd rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five. - M Read more:Celebrity
, Quotes
, Strange
Insults With Class 2008-09-04 00:57:00 Insults With Class!
"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." -- Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think
Answers on the SAT's - Monday Morning Funnies 2008-09-01 01:51:00 Actual SAT Test Answers in Arkansas
S.A.T. TEST QUESTIONS
The following questions and answers were actually collected from SAT tests given in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16-year-old students! (Don't laugh too hard----one of these kids may be the US President someday.)
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made Read more:Funnies
, Monday
, Monday Morning
, Morning
The Response From Land Rover Midrand About NNS 682 GP 2007-03-28 04:30:00 This was the response I got.
Good Morning Richard
Thank you for your letter dated the 19th March 2007. We acknowledge the content and wish to apologize for any inconvenience caused through all the breakdowns you have experienced with the vehicle. I can assure you that should we have known that this would be the case we would have never sold you the vehicle the vehicle was in a mint condition at Read more:Response
, Rover
Land Rover Discovery Problems - NNS682GP - DO NOT BUY This Land Rover Discovery 2007-03-28 03:47:00 Well, for those of you that know me have, undoubtedly heard of my Rover
.htm">Land Rover
Discovery
saga. I've had massive and monumental issues with this Discovery. My story is below. If you feel you want to contribute, please leave a comment.
This is a letter I send to Land Rover Midrand after the 10th time the vehicle had been their for repairs.
Dear Marius,
Further to our discussion on Tuesday 13th
The Point Of Marriage 2006-07-27 08:54:00 This little post was given to me by the most wonderful woman. Thought I'd reproduce it and share!!!! It's by Ranier Maria Rilke (from Letters)
"The point of marriage is not to create a quick commonality by tearing down all boundaries; on the contrary, a good marriage is one on which each partner appoints the other to be the guardian of their solitude, and thus they show each other the greeat
A Little About Me 2006-05-08 02:21:00 OK.... So it's been a while....... I've not had too much to say, but now, some things have changed... Some have gotten better and some have stayed the same.....
31 October 2008 - Time for an update
Here we go... in point form:
I'm 39 (Big FOUR OHHHHH in Dec), (42 In December now!!!!!)
I'm divorced, (Still divorced......)
Two amazing kids (Mika & Michaela - both 6) (Kids are 9 now and about t
Nudist Beaches & Kids 2006-03-10 05:23:00 A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.
She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger 'units' tha Read more:Beaches
, Nudist
100 Things You Need To Know About Women 2006-03-10 02:35:00 100 things you need to know about women. From Maxim Online, which means at least 40% of the list is sexist, 40% of it you should already know unless you're a 40-year old virgin, and the remaining 20% will teach you something.
94. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with other women because she’s either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean. 89. A girl would prefer Read more:Women
Google lets slip talk of online storage service - Yahoo! News 2006-03-07 07:09:00 Google lets slip talk of onlinestorage
service - Yahoo
! News
Google Inc. is preparing to offer online storage to Web users, creating a mirror image of data stored on consumer hard drives, according to company documents that were mistakenly released on the Web.
The existence of the previously rumored GDrive online storage service surfaced after a blogger discovered apparent notes in a slide Read more:Google
Retrosexuals 2006-03-06 08:53:00 Please allow me to vent. I have had it! I've taken all I can stand and I can't stand no more! Every time my TV is on, all that can be seen is effeminate men prancing about, redecorating houses and talking about foreign concepts like "style" and "feng shui." Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, transsexual, metrosexual, non-sexual; blue, green, and purple-sexual -- bogus definit
Translating What Women Say 2006-03-06 08:25:00 What they say VS. What they mean........
Fine - This is the word ladies use at the end of any argument that they feel
they are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to
describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those
arguments. Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take Read more:Women
Translating What Men Say 2006-03-06 07:59:00 The Man Translator: (What he says and what he means)
I really get into talking about my feelings...I'll talk about feelings if it gets me into your pants. I go out with my buddies at least once a week...I'm dating other women. I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now...wanna do it? I still really value you as a friend...I still want you for booty calls. My
Joke - Three Little Pigs 2006-03-06 07:58:00 One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three
Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said,
"Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher Read more:Three Little
I've Got A Secret....... Well Had....... 2006-02-23 01:13:00 ***Copy this entire list into your blog.
Colour everything about you that is true.
Leave plain anything that is false about you.
I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
I have blindfolded someone else during sex.
I have had sex while watching porn.
I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet.
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.
Getting The Lowdown On Blogging 2006-02-23 01:04:00 OK, so I've been bloging (in various locations) for a while now....... most blog communities have special days (Funnies Thursday, etc, etc, etc)
Here on BlogSpot, I've found:
Whiney Wednesdays Half Nekked Thursdays (HNT) Fucking Fantastic Fridays (FFF) Anyone know what the other 4 days are?
R Read more:Blogging
, Lowdown
A South African Safari 2006-02-22 05:49:00 Well, here we all are... in Sunny South
Africa...
As a means of getting to the heart of the matter, a South AfricanSafari
is not a bad idea, but HELL..... we're in cyberspace... so how do we go about this one.....
Well, for starters, you can follow some of these links:
www.africam.co.za - A Virtual Safari
www.ccafrica.com - Conservation Corporation Africa - Some of the finest places to
South African Blogs 2006-02-22 00:00:00 OK, so I've made a couple of changes in the last few days... I moved away from the MWEB Blog community.... a royal bunch of arseholes if you ask me.... constant blog wars... flaming and some HUGE ego's..... OK enough of that....
You will notice that I have a section on the right that links to SouthAfricanBlogs
....... It's something I think we should start to promote.....
So, If you are:
Questions About South Africa 2006-02-21 02:55:00 Questions about SouthAfrica
were posted on a South Africa
n Tourism Website and were answered by the website owner.
Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been
Matric Dresses - How Old Matric Dresses Saved The Year 2008-11-04 01:15:00 By Kanina Foss (Story originally from www.iol.co.za)
A simple idea has turned a stressful situation into a fairytale for 18 schoolgirls from Soweto who were facing their matric dances without enough money to buy dresses.
Fairy godmother Michelle Lissoos was approached by a cleaner at her company who told her she couldn't afford to make her daughter's big night as special as she deserved. Read more:Dresses
A History Of Thanksgiving :: A Comical Look At Thanksgiving 2008-11-27 00:53:00 A History
of Thanksgiving
1492 - Christopher Columbus discovers America, unless you count the native peoples already living there. Columbus doesn't. Columbus and crew celebrate by holding a dinner, giving thanks for their safe arrival. Embarrassment ensues when every Indian brings maize, and nobody brings pumpkin pie.1620 - Pilgrim men invent sport of football to avoid helping clean up after Read more:Comical
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