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The real definitions in life 2008-11-01 01:11:00 OFFICE- a place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
ETC.- a sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
ECSTASY- a feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt.
RUMOR- news that travel at the speed of sound.
SMILE- a curve that can set a lot of things straight.
COMMITEE- individuals who can do nothing individually and sit
Top Five Broken Headlines- We Make You Laugh Times 2008-10-30 09:23:00 1. Flood in South European nations, 119 die of thirst.
2. No bombings in Muslim countries today.
3. Death penalty given for a man who attempted suicide.
4. New form of cricket introduced: TT Toss-toss cricket.
5. Freedom fighters to be beaten black-and-blue to commemorate 100 years of independence. Read more:Broken
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horrorOSCOPE for the month 2008-10-23 10:11:00 The funniest horoscopes on earth!
ARIES [Mar21- Apr20]- Your touchscreen computer will accuse you of sexual harassment.
TAURUS [Apr21-May21]- Your spouse will be kissing you on your mouth always. Because that's the only way to keep you quiet.
GEMINI [May22-Jun21]- You will have nightmares. To avoid them, simply stop seeing your own face before sleeping.
CANCER [Jun22-Jul22]- When your spouse h
horrorOSCOPE for the month 2008-10-23 09:53:00 The funniest Horoscopes on earth!
LIBRA [ Sept23-Oct22]- Here's a nice gift coupon for you. Scratch here with blade- IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
SCORPIO [Oct23-Nov21]- You'll be asked to jump into a pool though you don't know swimming, but no need to worry, there will be no water.
SAGGITARIUS [Nov22-Dec21]- If you've lost your first love, don't worry, you are now single again but with experience!
No title 2008-10-21 05:30:00 Why does round pizza come in square box?Why doesn't glue stick to its tube?If we are here to help others, then why are others here for?If we shouldn't drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots? We are truly a bunch of funny people...
Difference between Talent and Intelligence 2008-10-21 05:02:00 What is the difference between talent and intelligence? Walking on a tight rope above Niagara falls is talent. And not trying it is intelligence. Read more:Talent
The three friends 2008-10-21 05:00:00 There were three Chinese friends named Chu, Bu and Fu. They escaped to United States and Americanised their names. Chu became Chuck. Bu became Buck, and Fu...
... Well, he decided to go back to China!
Throw a flower 2008-10-21 04:53:00 If someone throws a stood on you, throw a flower
on them. But, make sure that flower is still attached to its plant in the pot. Read more:Throw
It is... 2008-10-21 03:16:00 It starts with the letter F...
It ends with the letter K...
It has four letters F___K
When a man or woman can't use it, use their hand. It's obviously a...
... Fork! I like the way you think.
An unbelievably false poem 2008-10-21 03:10:00 One fine morning in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys woke up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other.
They took out their swords and shot each other.
One deaf policeman heard the noise and killed the two dead boys.
Believe this is really true.
Ask the blind beggar who saw it too. Read more:false
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The crossing 2008-10-19 00:56:00 One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it. The first man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross the river." God have him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, "Please God,
The third person 2008-10-19 00:33:00 The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."
Her husband ran to her with a smile and delight in his eyes. He kissed his wife. Then she said, " I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us." Read more:person
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The gloves 2008-10-19 00:20:00 The surgeon told his patient who woke up after having operated, "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you."
The patient replied, "Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone."
The answer 2008-10-16 09:32:00 A student studying civil engineering, was perplexed in an examination by a question concerning the bridging of a river which ran over a rocky bed.
Finally in disgust he wrote: "Damn the river and blast the bed." He got full marks with a one deducted for bad spelling. Read more:answer
The egg 2008-10-16 09:27:00 One day boy and his father were looking at an egg. The father told his son, "How interesting it will be to see a chicken coming out of this egg."And the son promptly said, "But it will be more interesting to have seen it getting into it."
Journey to the sun... 2008-10-16 09:22:00 Three astronauts from Russia, the US and Poland are discussing which country has the best space program. The Russian astronaut says, "We have the best space program because we were the first country to put a satellite into orbit." The US astronaut retorts, "That's nothing, we put the first man on moon." Then the Pole says, " Well, we are the best, we're going to put the first man on the sun." The Read more:Journey
Sisters 2008-10-15 10:54:00 A kid opened his elder sister's bedroom door and found his sister with her boyfriend. He said, " You come everyday to meet my sister. Don't you have your own sister?" Read more:Sisters
When I... 2008-10-15 10:51:00 When I die, dont come to my funeral. Don't mourn for me. Don't console my family. Don't give sympathy to my dreadful death. Instead just come up. We'll have a champagne party...
Women astronauts 2008-10-15 10:39:00 It's very good to have female astronauts
. You know why?
When the crew gets lost in space atleast the women will ask for directions! Read more:Women
The NASA mission 2008-10-15 10:33:00 NASA once decided to send three astronauts into space for a period of two years. One was American, the other was Russian and the third was an Englishman. NASA allowed each astronaut to cart along 200 pounds of baggage. The American decided to take along his wife, the Englishman took along books that taught how to speak German whilst the Russian decided to carry cigarettes. Two years later, when th Read more:NASA
Self sentence 2008-10-14 14:37:00 Henry was placed against the wall and just before the order to shoot was given, he yelled out "Earthquake!" The firing squad panicked. In the confusion, Henry jumped over the wall and escaped.
Charlie was next, and while the squad assembled, he pondered what Henry had done. Before they could shoot, he shouted, "Tornado!" Again, the squad scattered and Charlie slipped away to safety.
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Confidence And OverConfidence 2008-10-14 11:19:00 There's a small gap between confidence and overconfidence.. If you can kiss ur girlfriend, you are confident... If you can kiss only your girlfriend you are overconfident!!! Read more:Confidence
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A very small joke 2008-10-13 14:17:00 A man was at the antique shop. He asked," Show me something new."
horrorOSCOPE for the month 2008-11-16 11:54:00 ARIES (Mar21-Apr20) - A fly will kill you by pushing you from the top most floor of a 24 storey building.
TAURUS (Apr21-May21) -Most people I know are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intelligent and well behaved. Thanks for breaking the monotony!
GEMINI (May22-Jun21) - When a kid asks you the sum of one and one, don't ask for a calculator!
CANCER (Jun22-Jul22) - You and your lover will be eat
horrorOSCOPES for the month 2008-11-16 11:29:00 LIBRA (Sept23-Oct22) - You will be asked to fill up these blanks with "Yes" or "No"-
1. ______, I wipe my dirty nose with my shirt or top.
2. ______, I am a super geek.
SCORPIO (Oct23-Nov21) - Rose is always rose, whether it is in a golden pot or a trash can. Likewise you are a good person, no matter you are in prison or an asylum.
SAGITTARUS (Nov22-Dec21) - Your lover will reveal that he/she i
No title 2008-11-12 03:42:00 "How have you managed to buy such a luxurious villa while your income is so low?" asked the Income-Tax auditor.
"Well," the taxpayer answered," While fishing last summer I caught a large golden fish. When I took it off the hook, the fish opened his mouth and said, ' I'm a magical fish. Throw me back to the sea and I'll give you the most luxurious villa you have ever seen.' I threw the fish back
The deaf man 2008-11-10 06:47:00 A man goes to the doctor and says, " Doctor, I have a very serious problem. I only hear half of everything."
"That can't be," answers the doctor. " Either you can hear everything or you can't hear anything. Let's see. Repeat after me: ninety-six."
" Forty-eight," says the man.
The race 2008-11-10 05:40:00 A woman sees a lot of guys running on the highway. She askes the man watching it, " Why are these guys running?"
The man replies, " A marathon race is going on. " She then again questioned, " What will they get from that?" He said, The winner will get a prize."
The woman was suprised, " Then why are the others running?"
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