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World record set for number of zombies daicing to Thriller, and I was one of those zombies. 2008-10-28 12:00:33 We came. We danced. We conquered. This is how zombies will take over the world, in style.
[photo by Jose Ole]
This year marked the 25th anniversary of Michael Jackson’s Thriller
video coming out (Dec. 2, 1983), and to celebrate, Thrill the World
organized a massive simultaneous dance of the Thriller across 91 cities in 12 countries. Pretty much [...]
An open letter to the woman smoking at the bars last night. 2008-10-24 18:53:42 Dear lady smoker,
I want to tell you that you’re not a completely unattractive person. I guess in a scale of 1 to 10, you would probably be like a 5 or 6. You aint Americas next top model, but you’re not the Cryptkeeper either. I just want to warn you that the second you lit [...] Read more:open letter
, woman
The most adorable geek in the world, and it’s not me! 2008-10-20 17:00:11 Here’s a video I found of a dad interviewing his daughter about Star Wars. You can tell she has been instructed in the awesome ways of geekness. Of all the geeks, dorks, nerds, and back-table rejects I’ve known, this has got to be the cutest, most adorable geek in the world!. From the counter on [...]
Haiku for you #3 2008-10-19 22:55:57 token pachyderm
of nonoptional patience,
do elephants jump?
Posted in Haiku
for you Tagged: cage, cruelty, Dallas, elephant, genuflect, grand jete, hackers, haiku, havoc, hooves, knee, Lily Tomlin, Lizzy, Nancy and Elmer, poetry, politics, protectionism, retirement, S&M, slavery, thick-skinned, zoo
Sarah Palin DOES have Foreign Relations experience, and I have proof. 2008-10-17 16:08:54 People keep bashing Sarah
Palin for not having any experience
with foreign relations. It’s true that she has said some utterly stupid comments that only reaffirm this. You might say that I also have said some doozies on this blog. But guess what I’m not runnin for V.P. Anyhoot, I’m straying from my point that [...] Read more:Foreign
, Relations
Space Camp let me down. Childhood memories take a hit. 2008-10-16 04:00:00 I’m not talking about that summer camp where kids go to learn how N.A.S.A works and pretend to be astronauts. Actually one of my good friends was lucky enough to attend, and I resent him for it. He’s the nicest guy I know, so he deserved it. What I’m talking about is the 80’s movie [...] Read more:Childhood
, memories
, Space
Haiku for you #2 2008-10-15 22:53:12 ipsilateral,
knife around the other’s back
sharing monkey bowls
Posted in Haiku
for you Tagged: Abelard and Heloise, baloney, booth, diner, hackers, haiku, haters, havoc, Nancy and Elmer, poetry, pokemon, restaurant, schnookums, sidesitters, table, tacky
Congratulations, I hate you. Sincerely, yours truly. (#1) 2008-10-12 12:00:49 You know who you are, now know this… I hate you! I’ve talked before how to spot my arch nemesis the douche bag here. Well, my hatred is not confined to the Douche bag, or D-bag. It also includes, but is not limited to, any of the following people that commit one or more [...] Read more:Congratulations
, truly
Haiku for you #1 2008-10-11 08:10:39 Lovely Leilani,
So glad we are to see you,
We just hacked right in
Posted in General, Haiku
for you Tagged: Alfred Nobel, hackers, haiku, havoc, Nancy and Elmer, poetry
Haiku for you #5 2008-11-15 01:00:42 pizza-la (oishi!)
hokkaido potato
just three thousand yen
Posted in Haiku
for you Tagged: cheffery, Guillaume Tirel, hackers, haiku, haute cuisine, havoc, HR Niebuhr, Julia Child, Nancy and Elmer, Pizza-La, poetry, Radical Monotheism
Haiku for you #4 2008-11-07 09:19:56 “…and i became He—”
holy smokes, this floor is cold
goodbye, little toes
Posted in Haiku
for you Tagged: Clarence Darrow, frostnip, hackers, haiku, havoc, Masters of the Universe, Nancy and Elmer, Old Man Winter, Ovaltine, poetry, slippers
Mindless observations while trying to work in a break room. 2008-11-06 17:33:12 I travel for a living, so when I visit my company’s other locations, sometimes I have to make the best of situations, being a visitor and all. Today, I went to this location where they were having management meetings, so there were a lot of visitors. Space was at a premium, and the only location [...] Read more:observations
What race would the 2008 election players be in the Star Trek Universe? 2008-11-04 18:52:33 If the 2008 presidential election was happening in the Star Trek universe, I think there would be good diversity between all the people involved. Here is what I would guess every one would be.
Barack Obama: Vulcan
In the debates he was all Mr. Statistics. 95% of small business blah blah, $800Billion this and that. He knows his [...] Read more:Universe
If John McCain wins, I’m moving away to… 2008-11-04 13:54:09 If McCain
/Palin win this election, I will be forced to move away to a country that has leadership that is either better tempered (*cough McCain cough*) or smarter (*cough Palin cough*). But where to?
Japan. Pros: I’ve actually been there, and I had a blast. They have really good food there, and it’s the birthplace of anime. [...] Read more:John McCain
Forgive me bloggers, for I have sinned… 2008-12-08 16:00:49 …I have not posted anything in more than a week.
Recently my life has been a little bit busy, mainly because a couple of weeks ago I started playing one of those MMORPG things everyone is doing nowadays. Back in the day when I was fully immersed in the darkside of geekiness, I used to [...] Read more:bloggers
The lighter side of Black Friday. 2008-11-29 14:33:03 Having worked in retail for a long ass time while I was going to school, I dread it when people mention BlackFriday
. Black Friday
is this pseudo-holiday that is the day after Thanksgiving where all the people go shopping to get the good deals. Being one of the fastest checkers back in [...] Read more:lighter
Haiku for you #7 2008-11-29 14:27:19 the stomach says, “Now!”
the owner of the stomach
says, “Take your sweet time.”
Posted in Haiku
for you Tagged: Barry White, Betty White, blogospheronauts, Eddie Van Halen, hackers, haiku, havoc, lunchtime, poetry, post–Black Friday blues
Haiku for you #6 2008-11-29 13:18:23 how can you say no
when finally the rain comes
and the day is grey
Posted in Haiku
for you Tagged: Betty Boop, Betty Grable, Betty Page, Betty White, blogospheronauts, flu, hackers, haiku, havoc, insulation, MMORPG, poetry, post–Black Friday blues, Sally Jesse Rafael
Congratulations, I hate you! Sincerely, yours truly (#2) 2008-11-25 16:12:07 Lately, I’ve noticed that I’ve been ranting more than raving. I think it’s the hour changed that happened not too long ago. For the people that don’t live in the United States, twice a year the hour changes. In the spring, we move our clocks one hour ahead, and in the fall, [...] Read more:Congratulations
, truly
I HATE those rubber activism bracelets, so please don’t wear one. 2008-11-20 16:30:27 Don’t get me wrong, I’m anti-Cancer. I’m sooo anti-Cancer, I capitalize Cancer every time I use the word, cuz it’s a serious thing. What I totally detest is those douchebag people that find it necessary to wear those yellow bracelets that reflect their stance on Cancer of the cojones. Look at me, I bought a [...]
Attention all geeks out there!!! New Star Trek movie trailer. 2008-11-18 15:46:47 As we true blue geeks know, there’s a new Star Trek movie
coming out in 2009 that tells the story of how the crew of the USS Enterprise got together. I’ve seen it a bunch of times and can’t wait to go see this movie. Usually I put opinions and rants of stuff outta [...]