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Sexy Easter Bunny Babe 2007-04-08 18:15:04 My friend sent me this easter bunny picture of a hot babe, so I figured I would post it.
Have a Tasty Easter
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Jay
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Sexy Babes Picture 2007-04-06 11:36:45 Sexy babes in thongs picture for Friday!
Have a Tasty Day!
Jay
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Ballerina - Funny Joke 2007-04-04 15:08:44
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, “Give the ballerina a drink!”
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, “Give the ballerina another drink!”
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, “I say, old chap, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?’” Read more:Ballerina
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Where Babies Come From 2007-04-03 14:11:56 This joke is hilarious….
One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother replied, “Really, sweetie, why don’t you tell me all about it?” The little girl explained, “Well… OK… the Mommy and Daddy take off all of their clothes, and the Daddy’s thingie sort of stands up, and then Mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that’s how you get babies.”
Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said, “Oh, darling, that’s sweet, but that’s not how you get babies. That’s how you get jewelry.”
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Make Porn - Funny Picture 2007-03-31 23:18:35 Making porn. What a summer job… This picture made me laugh so I just had to post it.
Have a Tasty Weekend!
Jay
Tags: Make, Porn, Sex, Summer, Jobs, Funny
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Fox Racing Hauler - Funny Picture 2007-03-30 00:29:27 This is a hilarious Fox racing picture… I think he needs to have a little conversation with his wife.. lol
Tags: Fox, Motor, Cycle, Bike, Racing
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I Want A Quickie 2007-03-27 16:10:21
A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and, when the comely waitress asks for his order, says, “I want a quickie”.
She slaps his face and says, “Now would you please give me your order?”
Again, he says, “I want a quickie”.
She slaps him again and says, “I’ll give you one last chance - what do you want?”
Someone from the next table leans over and says quietly to the man, “I think it’s pronounced quiche.”
Tags: Quickie
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Sexy Babe Picture 2007-03-26 12:23:21
A sexy babe picture just to get things going on this Monday morning.
Tags: Sexy, Babes, Picture
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Top 10 Strangest Game Controllers 2007-03-26 12:15:21 Top 10 Strangest Game Controllers
… Some of these are really funny. Check out Techeblog.com for the pictures and post.
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Linux is Going to the Indy 500!!! 2007-04-11 08:54:06 Woohooo! This would be great. I would love to see a Linux
sponsored car in the Indy 500.
Check out the full article at Tux500.com and donate some money if you can to make this happen!
Tags: Linux, Indy, 500, Tux, Tux500, IRL, Racing, Indy500, Read more:Going
Behind Every Great Woman 2007-04-10 10:36:29 Many thanks to Gina for sending me this funny picture.
Tags: Funny, Humor, Jokes, Behind, Every, Woman, Ass Read more:Great
Nice Beer Holder Babe 2007-04-16 09:00:14 This sexy babe in a bikini makes a nice beer cup holder.
Have a Tasty Monday!
Jay
Tags: Beer, Cup, Holder
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Wifey in Alaska 2007-04-19 14:12:31 A couple decided go to Alaska
for a romantic weekend. When they got to the cabin it was cold so the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for that fire place. He came in after 5 minutes and told his wife that his hands were cold, so she said her put your hands between my thighs to warm them.
So he did and went back outside to finish chopping wood. He came in after another 5 minutes and said ” honey my hands are cold again”. So she tells him here put your hands between my thighs to warm them.
So he did and then he went back out to chop some more wood. 5 minutes has passed and he went in again and said, “honey my hands are cold again”.
She then said, ” Damn don’t your ears ever get cold?”
Tags: Wifey, Alaska, Funny, Humor, Jokes
Milk or Beer? 2007-04-21 09:41:31 Had milk, want beer.. That sounds great to me. Can’t go wrong with beer. In fact I think I’m gonna have a few of them as soon as I finish this post.
Speaking of drinking some beer… Check out this guy. hahaha too funny.
It looks like it may be too much work thou after you been drinking for a while. May want to switch out the beer to some hard liquor. Hennessy Cognac perhaps? Thats what I would do. I love beer, but when it comes to hard liquor, Hennessey is my number one choice.
Whats your favorite drink?
Tags: Beer, Milk, Drinking, Drunk, Party, Funny, Pictures, Humor, Hennessy, Cognac
A Pink Ferrari? 2007-04-20 09:52:51 I can’t believe someone would do this to a Ferrari
. It’s beyond me… A pink Ferrari? That is soo wrong.
Tags: Hello, Kitty, Pink, Ferrari, Funny, Humor, Pictures
You Have One Wish 2007-04-23 09:26:55 This joke cracked me up. Had to post it.
Have a Tasty Day!
Jay
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genies lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.
The Genie said, “Nope … due to economic inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So … what’ll it be?”
The woman didn’t hesitate. She said, “I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other.”
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, “Wow, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m good, but im not THAT good! I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish.”
The woman thought for a minute and said, “Well, I’ve never been able to find the right man. You know, one Read more:One Wish
Getting a Promotion 2007-05-07 07:09:05 A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.
“What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?” asked the Rabbi.
“Well, I’m next in line for the Monsignor’s job.” replied the Priest.
“Yes, and then what?” asked the Rabbi.
“Well, next I can become Arch-Bishop.” said the Priest.
“Yes, and then?” asked the Rabbi.
“If I work real hard and do a good job as Arch-Bishop, it’s possible for me to become a full Bishop.” said the Priest.
“O.K., then what?” asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, begining to get a bit exasperated replied, “With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal.”
“And then?” asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, “With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I’m in the r
Funny Golf Joke 2007-05-12 23:38:22 I was down in Orange County doing some training, and was really busy this last week. But now I’m back, and I should be posting more now.
Have a Tasty weekend!
Jay
Golf Joke
John got home from his usual Sunday round of golf slightly later than normal and very tired. “Bad day at the course?” his wife asked.
“Everything was going fine,” he said. “Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee.”
“Oh, that’s awful!”
“You’re not kidding. For the whole last nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry.”
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Insensitive Woman - Funny Joke 2007-05-23 04:56:42 Dave returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, “Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?” Doreen agreed and again they made love.
Later, Dave was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Doreen’s shoulder and said, “Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die.” She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Dave, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. “Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we…?”
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, “Listen Dave, I have to ge Read more:Insensitive
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Funny Drunk Joke 2007-05-27 11:04:48 This joke is hilarious.. Had to post it..
Ok, I said I would post more this month, but things are still hectic for me at this time at work, etc.. Have a lot of things I’m working on, but I do have a bunch of good pictures and jokes to post, so I will do my best to keep up with the blog.
I really appreciate all of you that drop by to visit, and I hope you have a good laugh or two while you are here
Have a Tasty Weekend!
Jay
A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drank a little more than usual.
The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the regular stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the 3 blocks to his home and when he arrives at the door, he stands up and falls flat on his face.
He crawls through Read more:Funny
Success With Women 2007-06-30 04:10:28 Sorry for not updating for a while. I moved to a new place and been really busy with the move, job etc… In the mean time, here is a funny Joke
Thank for dropping by to visit, and have a Tasty Day!
Jay
A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go on like this.”
“What’s the problem?” the doctor inquired.
“Well, I’m 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.”
“My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you’ll have women buzzing all around you.”
The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three w Read more:Success
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Hilarious Joke - Leaving Trails 2007-08-06 21:32:51 Leaving
Trails
A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red ‘H’ on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue ‘Y’ on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green ‘M’ on her chest. “Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?” asks the doctor. “No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin,
Men and Women. Too Funny 2007-08-13 19:18:15 The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM ” He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
concede their position.
As they passed a ba Read more:Women
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Funny Joke 2007-08-22 13:27:25 A Funny
Joke posted by one of our visitors. Thank you for whoever left this joke
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write “Spaghetti” on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife said, “Honey, you received a very strange post card today.” “Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it,” he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card,
Getting Married In Heaven 2007-10-14 21:07:06 GETTING MARRIED IN HEAVEN…
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident.
The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to
process them into Heaven
. While waiting, they began to wonder could they possibly
get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter arrived, they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said,
“I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,” and he left.
The couple sat and waited for an answer for a couple of months. While they waited, they
discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get
married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? “What if it doesn’t work? Are we stuck in
Heaven together forever?”
Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.
“Yes,” he informed the couple, “You can get married in Heaven.”
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Performance Reviews - Funny Joke 2008-04-08 12:02:25 Performance Reviews
What it really means . . .
Is it time for performance reviews at your work? Here are some performance review terms and their meaning . . .
Outgoing Personality……………….Always going out of the office
Good Communication Skills…………..Spends lots of time on phone
Average Employee…………………..Not too bright
Exceptionally Well Qualified………..Made no major blunders… yet
Work is First Priority……………..Too ugly to [...] Read more:Performance
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