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Off the Rails: Man Drives Drunk on Train Tracks 2008-10-21 23:01:49 With gridlock more and more common in major urban centers, city planners have hung their hats on light rail as the way to get around, with dedicated lanes for trolleys so that passengers can be shuttled across the city unencumbered, at speeds that would rival It’s a Small World After All, Disneyland.
It’s never recommended though, [...] Read more:Train
Top 10 Drinking and Driving Songs: Contents May Shift in Transit 2008-10-20 08:51:05 !!!!!!!DISCLAIMER!!!!!!! First off, let’s be clear that the authors in no way condone drinking and driving, unless it’s done on a closed course by professionals while filming a car commercial or approaching a club house where you’re not a member and the descent isn’t too steep. Drunken go-karting is to be judged on a case-by-case [...] Read more:Contents
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Top 10 Ways to Improve Baseball 2008-10-16 08:00:09 Before beer prices at stadiums got out of hand, and calling into question the virtue of the left-fielder’s mother became frowned upon, you could at times find one of us in the stands at a baseball game (perhaps, during its heyday here when the Blue Jays earned back to back World Series victories. The greatest [...] Read more:Improve
Canada Votes: The Shark Guys Sink their Teeth into the Federal Election Campaign 08 2008-10-14 20:58:47 This just in. Elizabeth May’s campaign derails…after a stellar showing, traversing our great nation at 65 km/hour on a traditional whistle stop tour and giving a good accounting of herself in the debates, May congratulates Peter Mackay and makes a reference to a picaresque novel that very easily could’ve been ’tilting at wind turbines’.
On CBC, [...] Read more:Campaign
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Prince Harry meet Princess Paris Hilton 2008-11-14 00:01:14 Like many of our Canadian compatriots we are pretty ambivalent toward the British Royal Family. Sure, most Canadians have a soft spot for Queen Elizabeth, but that has more to do with her being on the currency and how good it feels to find a forgotten 20 in a pair of jeans you just washed. [...] Read more:Harry
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The Portable Beer Cooler: and now, a word from our sponsors 2008-11-11 23:26:07 As the keenly observant among you have noticed, we Shark Guys have elected to include Google ads on this site (we recommend clicking on them, repeatedly if you have to, as every 500th clicker wins a trip to Hawaii) and we’ve included this form of free enterprise ‘above the fold’ as it were (a phrase [...] Read more:Portable
Anatomy of a Noogie: Bandying About Bullies’ Brains 2008-11-10 03:00:27 Remember that sociopath in elementary school — the overgrown mutant who would enjoy hanging you and the rest of your pre-pubescent buddies up by your underwear on the nearest fencepost or tossing you into a suitable hedge?
Well, according to a recent study making the news, that future Esso gas jockey was not behaving in this [...] Read more:Brains
I Got You Babe: Top 10 Karaoke Song Duets 2008-11-07 07:00:00 Generally, more ear pleasing noises can be heard at a hog-calling contest for the hearing impaired than your average karaoke bar.
Now, there are some songs that take a certain amount of panache to bring down the house and avoid being drowned out by some depressed drunk firing coins into the jukebox to hear the [...] Read more:Duets
Barack Obama Bender: All Night (Legal) Drinking for Inauguration 2008-12-03 09:48:11 In his victory speech on election night, BarackObama
said: “Change has come to America.” We had no idea that the change he was talking about would go beyond restoring the US’s shattered international image and possibly putting an end to the films of Michael Moore. Obama’s (whose drinking prowess we weighed up here) presidential [...] Read more:Barack Obama
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Retired Boxer Grandpa KOs Repo Man 2008-12-01 04:04:35 At home auctions, no longer do bargain hunters need to bid on charming Tudors where “Barry the Butcher” had a walk-in freezer. Yep, foreclosures are the order of the day and everywhere people are waking up from their American Dream to find that, like lookers at a brothel, they’re all gonna get screwed.
During these difficult [...] Read more:Boxer
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Happy Black Friday 2008-11-27 23:01:50 We here in the Global Village are finally rid of our Idiot, after 8 miserable years, and like a landlord turfing a deadbeat tenant, we’re happy he and his belongings will soon be out on the White House lawn.
Yes, this Thanksgiving is an especially memorable one, as we Shark Guys were able to collect on [...] Read more:Black
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