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Jokes About Women 2008-10-13 16:08:00 Flattery Can I Fuck You For A Dollar I Wish I Knew How Men See Women
At The Agricultural Show Terms Of Endearment How can you tell if your wife is dead? Learning From Teachers Suspicious Women Secrets of A Successful Marriage Overcoming the Embarrassment That's Once Always Watching Over You.. Why Do Women Where the Hell Have Ya Been Ways to End An Argument The Ages of Women On The Hurricane T Read more:Jokes
Flattery 2008-10-13 15:31:00 Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?" Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five.""Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. "Hey, wait Read more:Flattery
Can I Fuck You For A Dollar 2008-10-13 15:24:00 The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me fuck you for a dollar?""Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman, and the businessman returned to his paper. A short while later he looked across again and said "Would you let me fuck you for a Read more:Dollar
I Wish I Knew 2008-10-13 15:23:00 A wife woke of the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found he husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing. "Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much."Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant? An
How Men See Women 2008-10-13 15:19:00 This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet." The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."So off she goes but on her way back she trip Read more:Women
At The Agricultural Show 2008-10-13 15:18:00 This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off, "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!" The second bull is to be sold, "Anot Read more:Agricultural
Terms Of Endearment 2008-10-13 15:17:00 A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name." Read more:Terms
Learning From Teachers 2008-10-13 15:13:00 Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:"Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit." Sally's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:"Please Read more:Learning
Suspicious Women 2008-10-13 15:12:00 Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset."You're running around with other women," she charged."You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve."What do you think you're doing Read more:Suspicious
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Secrets of A Successful Marriage 2008-10-13 15:10:00 There were a couple of old guys talking at the bar. One of the men had been married for 66 years. "Amazing. 66 years!" said his friend. "What's the secret to such a long, happy marriage?" "Well," he replied, "It's like this. The man makes all the big decisions... and the woman just makes the little decisions.""Really?" his friend responded. "Does that really work?""Oh, yes," he said proudly. "66 y Read more:Secrets
Overcoming the Embarrassment 2008-10-13 15:08:00 A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"
That's Once 2008-10-13 14:48:00 A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun an
Always Watching Over You.. 2008-10-13 14:47:00 A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and Read more:Watching
Why Do Women 2008-10-13 14:44:00 Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?A. They can't stand to see a man have a good time. Read more:Women
Where the Hell Have Ya Been 2008-10-13 14:42:00 A convicted felon was given ten years without parole for his latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. His escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news.Because he had to be careful, he worked his way home taking little travelled routes, running across deserted fields and taking every precaution he could think of. Eventually he arrived at his house and he rang the bell. His wif
Ways to End An Argument 2008-10-13 14:41:00 A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That's not quite what I had in mind." Frantically he offers her a new house. Again she rejects his offer, "That's not quite what I had in mind." Curious, he asks: "What did you have in mind?" She retorts, "I'd like a divorce." He answers, "I hadn't planned on spending quite that much." Read more:Argument
The Ages of Women 2008-10-13 14:39:00 1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.4. Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.5. After 56 she is like Australia, Read more:Women
On The Hurricane Trail 2008-10-13 14:37:00 Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. Read more:Trail
Iron This 2008-10-13 14:36:00 On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one
A Deathbed Confession 2008-10-13 14:34:00 Becky was on her deathbed with her husband, John, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face, splashed onto her face, and roused her from her slumber.She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling John," she whispered."Hush, my love," he said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk." But she was insistent. "John,
Just One Drink 2008-10-13 14:30:00 A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual, why in Read more:Drink
Adam Strikes A Bargain 2008-10-13 14:28:00 One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem.""What's the problem, Adam?" God replies."Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy.""Why is that, Adam?" comes the reply from the heavens."Lord, I know you created this place for me, Read more:Bargain
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Shoot My Wife's Head Off! 2008-10-13 14:23:00 A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill." The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing."What's so funny?" asks the clerk."I see a naked man and a naked woman running ar Read more:Shoot
Women Masturbation Experiences And Techniques VIII 2008-10-19 15:21:00 MysteryI have been masturbating since I was 7 or 8. I don't remember why I started but I know that it felt so good. I would lay on my bed at night, and put my fingers on my clit and pussy, then I would push down and squeeze my legs together. I would get all sweaty and then I would just fall asleep. I never experimented with any other girls. We never really talk about Masturbation
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Women Masturbation Experiences And Techniques VII 2008-10-19 15:15:00 KI sit on a long body pillow and rub against it.AlexandraHi! My name is Alexandra. I started masturbating about 4 months ago. I had always heard about women using vibrators to make themselves feel good, and I realized that I had a pen that vibrated. I put it on my clit, but I didn't orgasm. Then I went to lie down on my bed, and holding my legs up in the air, I put the round part of the pen on my Read more:Masturbation
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Women Masturbation Experiences And Tecniques VI 2008-10-19 15:05:00 AnonymousI am 24. First of all I lay down completely naked in the dark, think of a woman gently placing her tongue on my clit, as I gently caress my body, and making my entire vagina pulse..After a while I begin to get a little wet, so I lick my finger and slowly rub my clit and feel the cold breeze, and still have the thought of a woman "licking" my pussy. As I use more fingers and rub it firmly Read more:Masturbation
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Women Masturbation Experiences V 2008-10-19 14:51:00 JustineHi, my name is Justine, I am 15 and I am so glad I found this website. I first started masturbating, not to orgasm, at five, I would just pull down my pants and touch myself down there when I would be watching TV and no one was around. Then, when I was seven my friend and I used to play boyfriend and girlfriend and we would just touch each other, and masturbate, not to orgasm though. When I Read more:Masturbation
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