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The Citroën GT looks soooo sweet 2008-10-04 23:35:29 I know it's weird when guys talk about cars like they're chicks, buuuuut, I wanna cover the Citroën GT in honey glaze and lick it up and down. Oooh, if only someone made a stripper pole for cars. If the GT was a real woman, she would be an amazon with spectacular breasts, succulent lips, and an ass like whoa. You know, a little heavy, not as fast as she looks, but you still wanna go for a ride. A
Kimbo Slice Oblitterated 2008-10-04 23:29:26 MMA fighting phenom Kimbo Slice
suffered his first defeat tonight, to Seth Petruzelli. The fight was stopped only 14 seconds in after a quick right cross clipped Kimbo on the chin. Slice fell to his knees and Petruzelli moved in to finish it with a flurry of right hands, forcing the referee to stop the fight.Slice was scheduled to face extreme fighting legend Ken Shamrock in a heavyweight contest.
Olivia Munn's drunken video Q&A....puke free. My favorite kind. 2008-10-04 03:17:55 Here we are again. Man, one of the things I love about Olivia
is her accommodating nature. With these video
blog posts, it's like she's doing all of my surveillance work for me. If you've read my past posts referencing Olivia, you're aware of my luke warm attempt to stalk G4's Attack of the Show host. She recently posted this video question and answer session. Very informative, I must say. Someday Read more:drunken
Daredevil re-imagined? 2008-10-04 02:48:32 Word on the streets of Hell's Kitchen is that Fox Studios is thinking about a possible do over for The Man Without Fear. Taking into consideration the successful resuscitation of the Batman and Incredible Hulk franchises, Fox believes that with the right vision, the same can be done for Daredevil. It's a hypothetical for now, but Fox Studios has struggled with a string of box office duds this Summ Read more:imagined
Kenneth Branagh, the boss of Thor? 2008-10-04 01:56:55 Ok, pick somebody already. It appears that my earlier report on a possible director for the live action Thor movie was to good to be true. Marvel is now in negotiations with Shakespeare aficionado Kenneth
Branagh to direct the God of Thunder flick. I have to say, even though Branagh doesn't have any true action movie credits under his belt, his track record with more artsy fair may serve him well
True Crime......Case of the Boobie Banditas 2008-10-03 02:53:19 A dude in Florida claimed that he was robbed by 4 topless broads wearing overalls. Olmer Morales told police that while riding his bike, he was stopped by 4 thin blonde chicks in overalls with no shirts or bras. He says a fifth woman described as a big fatty, thankfully wearing a shirt and overalls, jumped in front of his bike and held his handlebars while the more attractive, easier on the eyes, Read more:Boobie
Heather Locklear's disappointing mugshot 2008-09-29 01:01:22 It can't be just me, can it? The mugshot is humorous, maybe slightly degrading, yet somehow forced. I think that these borderline celebs are deliberately trying to look retarded. That wide eyed, dilated stare, seems to be the standard look. It's like they know that's the look that will get your mugshot on every tv show, newspaper, and blog around. Any press is good press...right? I know Heather
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Redskins put the boots to the Cowboys in Big D.....Suck it Dallas fans 2008-09-29 00:30:55 The Washington Redskins
cold punished the Dallas
Cowgirls in a 26-24 victory. This was the last meeting of these two mortal enemies in the historic Texas Stadium. The Redskins offense controlled the contest with an effective run/pass mix, and the defense was stout against the run, making Dallas completely one dimensional. Clinton Portis had his first 100yd rushing game in Dallas with some big runs Read more:Cowboys
New Nintendo DS launch planned 2008-09-28 16:51:02 Nintendo's newest DS will have an integrated camera and music playback capability. An end of the year release date is anticipated. I better start putting some cash aside. The price for the new machine, which will also be equipped with advanced wireless communications functions, is expected to be below 20,000 yen ($189) in Japan, compared with 16,800 yen for the current model, the Nikkei said.See m Read more:Nintendo
Ryan Reynolds puts the lockdown on Scarlet Johansson 2008-09-28 16:09:23 The couple that's infinitely better looking than you, got hitched Saturday. Scarlett and Ryan, forever. Shyeah right, 3 years, tops. I'm workin on a pool. Hey, if you're gonna hate, go all out. For the rest of you that are genuinely happy, here...E! OnlineRyan, 31, and Scarlett, 23, quietly tied the knot on Saturday in an intimate ceremony outside Vancouver in the groom's native Canada. His rep te Read more:Reynolds
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Heather Locklear gets her swurve on...? 2008-09-28 14:44:05 Locklear got snatched up in Monticeto, Saturday night, by California Highway Patrol on suspicion of drunken driving. Suspicion huh,....yeah ok. There's not much info available yet, but there will be more details soon to come. Of course by more details, we mean the oh so amusing mugshot. Oh oh, the anticipation.
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Tiny dogs.....ooh, hahahaa....they're so cute 2008-09-28 02:33:54 I hate Disney flicks most of the time, but I don't know. This chihuahua movie.....the trailers make me laugh. I'm not going out on a limb for it. I'm just saying. Sleeper hit? Talking animals are funny,.....huh, huh? Just reminder, if it's a blockbuster, I called. If it tanks, I'm deleting this post. Only a dead post can keep a secret.Trailer
Apple unlocks the iPhone.......just not here 2008-09-27 21:28:08 Is it just me, or is America being left behind. We've been passed, and are falling back further. Apple
finally delivers an unlocked iPhone
, but in Hong Kong. The phone can be purchased and activated using any carrier. This used to be the place were everything happened. If a company had something big to announce, something special to introduce to the market, it was done in the ole' U.S. of A. Then
Oasis brothers assaulted.....and not by each other 2008-09-26 15:00:35 There's not a whole lot that's funny about being blind-sided on stage by some lunatic. Accept the fact of the audience continuing to sing while Noel Gallagher is being mugged. I love "Morning Glory" too, but good grief. The man is being pounded. Still don't know what happened to Liam. "Need a little time to wake, wake up. Need a little time to wake up." Isn't that right, Liam? Yes it is, mate. Yes
Daniel Radc.....Harry Potter is a legit actor...No, for serious 2008-09-26 14:13:13 Harry Potter
debuts on Broadway to rave reviews. I didn't bother to put any real effort into researching this story, so I'm gonna wing it. From what I've gleaned, Harry Potter drops his pants and rubs up on some horses. Why they used horses, not unicorns, I don't know. Still, it's Genius! Seriously, there will be no hater-ation at XLarger. At least not in this case. Here are some reviews. Ben Bran Read more:Daniel
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Fusion Man flies across the English Channel......nice 2008-09-26 13:40:42 The self proclaimed "Fusion Man," Yves Rossy flew across the EnglishChannel
using a winged jet pack strapped to his back. This is a simple case of, if you crash and die, you're a winged moron who's remains should be left to the fishes. Now if you make it. You are the most ridiculously cool human being ever in the history of dudes flying over a body of water from one country to another with rocket
Jack Sparrow finds Walt Disney's treasure? 2008-09-26 03:05:00 Disney has announced Johnny Depp will reprise his role as the lovable seafaring scallywag, Jack Sparrow. There is no release date as of yet, but Disney has plenty of stuff to keep JD occupied. I got this from the New York Times, of all places.Captain Jack Sparrow will sail again. The Walt Disney Company’s film division said Wednesday that Johnny Depp, below, would star in a fourth installment Read more:Disney
Stem cell research breakthrough.....well, if you're a mouse 2008-09-26 01:33:18 The few people to experience XLarger's fledgling foray into the world of blog, will be glad to know that I am aware of what they call, "the science." Like GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, I'm more of a witchcraft fan myself. It appears that some big brains have found a way to create a pluripotent (Ability of a single stem cell to give rise to all of the various cell types that make up
AT&T and Verizon pledge to mind their own damn business 2008-09-26 00:22:14 These 2 numb nuts have admitted to monitoring customer usage, in an effort to tailor advertising to consumers. AT&T and Verizon
admitted this at a Senate committee hearing. I don't believe it. Oh, and I'm sure they would never ever turn this information over to the feds, if asked. Patriot Act anyone? This bothers me simply because I look at an exorbitant amount of internet porn. Like most norm
NO WAY! Clay Aiken likes dudes 2008-09-23 23:13:55 Hahahahahahah....... huhuhuhuhh....... HAHAHHAHAHHAHHA! In the October issue of People Magazine, Clay Akin reveals his proclivity towards homosexual activity. Frankly, Clay's androginous looks, and strange appeal to seemingly sexless soccer moms has lead me to believe him to be something of a human earthworm. Neither male nor female, and possesing the ability to asexually reproduce. It appears tha Read more:Aiken
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, Clay Aiken
T Mobile introduces the new G1Touch phone 2008-09-23 19:02:41 Photo from GeekZoneHere it is, all early adopters. T Mobile
customers are truly salivating. Phone touchers all over the world can't wait to spend that money on a phone
with tons of features. 95% of which, you will never use. Touch screen, huh? Hey, you can touch the it and move stuff around. Same thing can be said about the clitoris. In both cases, I don't see why I should be so excited. The under
New Fox series for "The Incrdeble Hulk" star Tim Roth 2008-09-23 18:18:02 Coming off the big green summer blockbuster, Tim Roth signed up for producer Brian Glazer's new drama "Lie To Me." Fox has already ordered 13 episodes of the one hour series
about a man who can read peoples faces, and tell if they are lying. Aaalllright, sounds like a winner.....? I found this nugget at Variety"Lie to Me" is set to start shooting in November. Scribes have already got a jump on pro
The 2009 Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4 2008-09-20 21:01:17 Aaah yes, here we have it. The Gallardo
LP560-4 is on the scene. I think I'll tootle over to the ole' dealership and procure, for myself, one of these fine automobiles. Oh that's right, I'm completely broke, such as it is. Well, maybe someday. At least I can watch this video, which is something akin to car porn, and dream of the day when we can be together. Cruising the avenues, racing down the hi Read more:Lamborghini
, Lamborghini Gallardo
An old favorite gets back in the rotation 2008-09-20 18:39:53 I used to spend a lot of time with Tutorial Ninjas. The site has tons of, well, tutorials and "did you know?" kind of stuff. As is the case for most sites, it got lost in the minutia that is the inter-web. Last night I was thinking about the screenplay for my, yet to be written, ninja movie. It's also untitled, and in the 10 or so years since it's first inception, I only have 2 scenes worked out.
Play "Death Row" fo' freezy 2008-09-20 14:29:37 Help Hector Von Daemon get of the hook. A petty crook, sentenced to death for a crime he didn't commit. The great thing about this game, is that it's easy to pick up, kills time, and you'll forget you played it as soon as you are done. There is a full version, but you'll be done with it when you finish the demo. Oh yeah, Hector is kind of a dick. Play
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Protect your right to vote......there's nothing more American 2008-10-22 03:42:45 Don't assume that your vote will count if cast. Know the voting laws of your state and your voting rights. Suppressing votes, as well as, potential voters is a tried and true practice of those who...
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New free tracks for 'Rock Band 2' 2008-10-22 03:18:24 'Rock Band 2' developers are releasing 20 new tracks
that will be available free for download Nov. 4. Free Tracks for XBox 360, PS3, and Wii owners:
The 88 - “Sons and Daughters”
Authority Zero - “No...
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Star Wars: The Old Republic MMOG in the works 2008-10-22 03:15:52 >Concept art from swtor.com
If you thought it wasn't possible that George , the self proclaimed "Flesh Saber," Lucas could not milk the Ole' SW anymore, heeeere's another MMO video game vying for...
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Monkies = Funny 2008-10-21 17:31:19
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Joe the Plumber......douchebag you say? I do believe I agree. 2008-10-17 11:37:29 Say it ain't so Joe.....and by it, I mean, you're not related to 'Kane' the WWE wrestler. The resemblance is uncanny. I don't care if this guy is actually a plumber, or if he has a lien on his house,...
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