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GGI Brings You Cat Talk
2008-10-03 00:53:53
According to scientists or scientologists, one of the two, cats are evolving at an exponential rate as of the last couple days. Many predict that cats will have the ability to talk within the next two years. Enter Golden Glass International. When a cat finally says the first cat-word(s) ever, GGI will be there with [...]


GGI Acquires the rights to Socrates
2008-10-02 03:15:57
Ever heard of Socrates ? We hadn’t either until today when GGI announced that they have officially acquired the rights to everything the Greek philosopher has ever written, said, drawn, done, thought, wondered, suspected and pondered. Apparently he accomplished lots, but now we are going to be taking credit for it. Quotes such as “Virtue was [...]


Golden Glass Acquires Net 3.0
2008-10-01 12:43:02
Golden Glass Global Independent has announced Tuesday that they have purchased the rights to Net 3.0. In recent years the term Net 2.0 has been applied to various things that are in someway different than Net 0.0 and Net 1.0. GGGI engineers really have little idea as to what Net 3.0 is, but when they figure [...]
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Golden Glass Rewards Plays the Odds
2008-09-27 17:26:48
GGI is proud to announce our first live rewards kiosk in Las Vegas on that strip. Customers who visit the official GGI booth will be able to access instantaneous* rewards. Rewards subscribers will simply need to supply their GGI member card, GGI Rewards membership card, drivers license, birth certificate and pass a quick DNA test [...]
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Obama Endorses GG Rewards
2008-09-26 12:28:59
Presidential candidate Barack Obama has endorsed Golden Glass International’s Golden Glass Rewards Program as his preferred rewards program should he be elected president in November. Obama cited GGI’s consistency, variety and honor as the reason why he chose them. Company official Miles Tapish said, “We have been expecting this endorsement for quite awhile, obviously the polit


Official Stance on Dissemination
2008-09-25 12:31:20
Press Release from Golden Glass Global Independent: Due to recent circumstances beyond our control, we have been forced to take a firm stance on dissemination and have subsequently fully launched our anti-dissemination campaign. Our board of directors have officially deemed the following as highly intolerable: Dissemination Propagation for Permanence Promulgation Dispersion/Dispersal Circulation D
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Anti-Dissemination Kits Available
2008-09-24 11:11:38
Due to recent circumstances here at GGI, we find it necessary to engage in an all out war with the forces of dissemination. We have put together a dedicated kit to assist you in fighting the fight along with us. Kits can be purchased through your local representative, we recommend purchasing two kits for every [...]


GGI Learns of Dissemination Outbreak
2008-09-23 11:13:29
Recently we here at Golden Glass International have been looking into some of our business practices. Theres loads of money going here and there, but we don’t really have a working knowledge of what it goes to. Upon further investigation, there was this wizard fella working on our staff, disseminating datas all across the world. [...]


Company Announcement
2008-09-22 13:17:55
Earlier today, we made a number of changes within the LFT-623R9 group to better position the company for sustained growth and future success. One of these changes was to exit the direct Customer Outsourcing training. With the recent completion of an agreement with Vandelay Industries to carry on these services for GGI, I have made the decision to eliminate [...]
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Investigation of GGGI Ends
2008-09-21 12:18:25
Our parent company Golden Glass Global Independent has been cleared of any and all criminal charges stemming from an incident in early 2004. Representatives for the company could not be reached.       


Rewards Consolidation
2008-10-20 13:26:56
Saddingly every month we must retire several rewards programs. Perhaps the subscriptions are low, the interest is declining or we just don’t care about them anymore. For this month, all discontinued rewards subscriptions will be diverted to “cats” rewards memberships. If you have a problem with “cats” rewards, please contact your personal rewards liaison. If [...]
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Limited Rewards Offer
2008-10-19 13:16:25
We are pleased to announce an exciting new rewards feature. This offer is limited, so sign up now. If you are an existing customer, please contact your personal rewards liaison. If you interested in becoming a member, please email us at ggrewards@gmail.com and reference this offer. This offer is only good for the remainder of [...]
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Golden Glass Blogger Retires
2008-10-18 13:05:03
Hello Golden Glass Fans, I write to you to inform you that the author of the Golden Glass Rewards blog thus far, has retired. By that, I mean she has gone missing, without a trace as they say. Her name was Marta, she was a good blogger and she will be missed. The blog will [...]
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Golden Glass Investigates Stock Market
2008-10-17 11:39:15
For a variety of reasons, the issue on most people’s minds right now is the economy. We’ve set our minds on maintaining the best rewards progrmams ever, but thought we could take a break for a few days. Though we here at Golden Glass have for been unaffected for the most part, we are concerned [...]
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Introducing New Rewards Programs
2008-10-14 13:45:36
We are pleased to announce six new rewards plan options. As a one time special we are offering these six as free programs to first time rewards program customers. If you are an existing rewards customer and wish to add one of these new programs to your current subscription, you may do so at a cost of [...]
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GGGI Purchased
2008-10-13 12:56:34
Golden Glass International’s Parent Company Golden Glass Global Independent has been purchased by Golden Glass Global Gateway Incorporated. Company officials have been working on the buyout for weeks and are excited about the new directions that GGGGI will take GGGI and all subsidiaries, including Golden Glass International and Golden Glass Rewards. GGGGI is also a [...]


GG Rewards Reaches Potential
2008-10-09 11:54:14
Golden Glass Rewards has finally achieved its main goal only a year after its inception. Based on our recent complete customer census and survey, we have reached 100% customer satisfaction. How did we do it you ask? Well, we got rid of all the ones who weren’t satisfied. Luckily our customer outsourcing program is top [...]
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GGI Discovers New Element
2008-10-07 10:43:53
Golden Glass Scientists have discovered a part of the universe that no one else ever knew existed. While the element has yet to be officially recognized by the scientific community, GGI researchers promise it will shock many when all the details are finally announced. When asked about its properties, Steve Henrap, a GGI chemist said, [...]
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GGI Sells Rights to Socrates
2008-10-06 14:31:45
Golden Glass International has sold the rights to Socrates , we really shouldn’t have messed with that guy in the first place. After acquiring the rights to all of his life less than a week ago, GGI experts scoured his writings, teachings, philosophies and the off broadway play he wrote. The staff found that none of it [...]
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Golden Glass, Playing Both Sides
2008-11-10 14:21:21
With our new venture as supplier of White House rewards still fresh in our mouths, Golden Glass Rewards is taking steps to prepare for the big event and a new chapter in our history. We are looking to hire up to three more people and update some of our binders. You may see the blog undergo [...]
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Obama Fulfills Pledge
2008-11-06 17:36:27
Barack Obama has indeed made Golden Glass Rewards the exclusive rewards provider for his upcoming term as President. Just minutes after news networks across the world announced he had been elected, Obama called GGI President Miles Tappish and said, “Miles, let’s make history”. With this partnership, the president-elect ushers in a new era of Golden [...]
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Golden Glass Rewards, a Place to Call Home
2008-11-03 11:46:45
In a matter of hours, all this business will be over and some new business will be started. We might have a new president, but we’re not counting out George W. Bush just yet. Through all of the ups and downs of this country, GGI has been here, reliable, dependent, caring and trustworthy. Think about [...]
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What Does Golden Glass Mean to You?
2008-10-31 18:02:15
What Does Golden Glass Mean to You? That was our question we sent out to many of our best customers this month and guess what kind of response we got? A pretty good one. When asked to compose a 12,000 word essay, many customers passed but opted instead to fill out a ten question survey. [...]


2008 Ballot Announcement
2008-10-30 16:32:56
Please stop forwarding your ballots to us. We have received over 10,000 blank ballots with instructions for us to vote for you. We never intended for that to happen. Any comments or correspondance we may have made were an error on our part.       
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The Pickens Are Good
2008-10-29 14:13:01
GGI has just announced an accordance with billionaire T. Boone Pickens . Often noted for his smart ways and justifiable means, Pickens has been a long time inhabitant of earth and gotten some things right here and there. You may also remember his cameo on the popular comedy show Seinfeld. He has some commericials and talks on [...]


GGI Cancels Year End Bash
2008-10-28 13:36:32
Sorry, folks, but we had to nip this one in the bud. Due to several laws, ordinances and societal conventions, we are not able to proceed with our plans to host a party for our customers. We are very sorry to the 40,000 plus people who contacted us showing interest. The good news is, there remains a [...]


GGI Plans End of the Year Bash
2008-10-23 11:25:49
Still without plans for the holiday season? If so, consider this, a somewhat large party for all GGI Rewards customers. Hosted in Reno, NV, the party will include food, fun and of course, rewards. More details to follow.       


Set Golden Glass Rewards as Your Home Page
2008-10-22 17:52:01
Set Golden Glass Rewards as Your Home Page       


Spotlight on Department
2008-10-21 12:05:14
This month we take a closer look at the Scholarly Textiles Department . This department premiered in 2008 to universal confusion and a record loss in profits. Though, once customers stuck their toe in the lava, they realized the burn wasn’t too bad and the department eventually got back to “break even” status. Over the last [...]
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