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4 Oct 2008-09-28 11:41:00 Before they interview you....they fix a microphone...see how?Will be back on this blog on 4 Oct....
New York, New York, New York 2008-09-23 23:21:00 Kashmir media service reports that I will be greeted by Kashmiris, disgruntled Sikhs and angry Christians in US. Nice, may be that will get me more media coverage than Zardari got when he met President Bush. This seems like a secret visit by me. Only our media contingent knows that I am visiting the USA! Read more:New York
GOD got created under GNU-General Public License 2008-09-22 10:47:00 Source of terrorism can be traced back to millions of years when GOD got created under the first ever GeneralPublicLicense
(Open Source Code) structure.Due to the early open source policy of creators of GOD, self appointed implementation partners may have completely modified the source code to localize the application of GOD. These may or may not include likes of Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Mahavir, K
Sri Sri. v/s Dr. Dr. 2008-09-22 02:38:00 Just as I get ready to hit the world with my Secular Sardarji Economist charm and meet beautiful Vice Presidential candidates in New York, Sri Sri Sri Ravi Shankar attacked my policies from Bhubhneshwar. He says that my 25 lakh scholarship for minority students is dividing the classrooms. Really? Maybe I should increase it to a couple of Crores so that it is comparable with the spending on educat
Secular vegetarian 2008-09-19 13:45:00 I am off on a tour to France and USA from Monday. I have to explain to the world leaders why the Muslims in my country believe that the encounter in which a top Delhi cop was shot dead was fake. We planted dead bodies there and shot our own cop! If Shivraj stage managed this to prove a point, I must say that he can have his job even in the next government.Meanwhile my Finance Minister while deliv Read more:Secular
Narendrabhai, 59 2008-09-17 12:33:00 Narendrabhai turned 59. He sent a train filled with relief material to Bihar. This is a part of the communal 20 Cr relief package being offered by Gujarat Government to Bihar. Secular relief packages from West Bengal and Kerala have been delayed. They are still waiting for some relief from TATA to reach them.As a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister, the nation expects my opinion on the colla
Conference of Governors 2008-09-16 14:40:00 I am going to use the two-day conference of Governors
to make important announcements. We are going to have a Minister of Sate for Internal Security. He will report to the Home Minister. In this way Shivraj can retain his job when we have blasts in Chennai, Cochin, Indore and Kolkotta.
Coversions of interest 2008-09-15 13:13:00 Most of the English speaking middle class, those who like my economic liberalization, hate the communist and support the BJPs stand about minority appeasement are convent educated. I like these middle class English speaking intellectuals who feel that all problems of extremism can be solved by good education in a good convent school. What an IDEA Sirji!What an IDEA Sirji! Samajwadi Abhishek in act
SIMI free terror in Bihar 2008-09-14 14:18:00 Hurriyat has sent a strong protest to SIMI against their untimely attack in Delhi. They had such strong protests going on in the valley and were getting the media spotlight. The Hindu government killed two protesters today. Hindu Government? Arey bhai, we are a secular government. Ask Narendrabhai about it.I will wait. I will keep quite about Mulayams stand on SIMI till Amitabh is questioned on Read more:Bihar
A wish list on a black day 2008-09-13 12:23:00 I wish Lalu had not constituted a committee to prove that "Godhra" was an accidentI wish Mulayam and Lalu had not spoken against the ban on SIMII wish I had not met ModiI wish my current and future allies were not atheist ( CPI and DMK Chief are atheist to the core)I wish we had not filed any affidavit about Ram Sethu being a natural formationI wish my current partners were not dependent on the Mu
A Mystery 2008-09-12 14:48:00 I have not figured this one out...have you? Read more:Mystery
Lipstick on a pig 2008-09-11 14:47:00 I released a book, “Judicial Reflections of Justice Bhagwati” by Ram Kishore Choudhury and Tapash Gan Choudhury at Vigyan Bhavan. Nice timming eh? Two judges being questioned by the CBI and one being impeached.Need to apply some lipstick here! Read more:Lipstick
Shed one Reliance 2008-09-10 13:28:00 Amar Singh wanted me to blog about this. So here it is.In 1991, Mumbai had 53% Maharashtrians, 22% Gujaratis, 17% North Indians , 3% Tamilians , 3% Sindhis, 2% Tuluvas/Kannadigas and others. Can you guess what is the situation today?He also wants me to screw Mukesh. He says India needs more companies like Sahara. We can shed one Reliance
since we have two available in the country now.Is this the
State ministers in-charge of statistics 2008-09-09 14:58:00 I inaugurated the National Conference of state ministers
in-charge
of statistics. Statistically it is improbable that you are even aware that there are ministers in-charge of statistics.During the inauguration I mentioned that our data collection system has completely gone haywire. I am making decisions based on data which could be 50% off the mark. No wonder the inflation is above 12%. It is also Read more:State
Jayasse and Bhavasse 2008-09-08 12:00:00 Modi has made chess a compulsory subject in Secondary Schools. He says it will sharpen the kids skills to manipulate the stock market. They are also going to introduce archery in Gujarat. The state has a growth of 12% and Modi says they are headed for Ram Rajya."Jayasse" and "Bhavasse"...to replace Ramnik and RasikThe Chinese Foreign Minister Jeichi first spent the night with Buddhadeb in Kolkotta
Our faliure 2008-09-07 12:10:00 We have failed. We just messed it up. We could not get NSG and the US to let the following clause be in all agreements."Indian will test underground, India will test over ground, Indian will test under sea, India will test in the East, India will test in the west, India will build more bombs, India will arm more bombs. The rest of the world will keep supplying us uranium because we are a responsib
On Teacher's day 2008-09-05 15:20:00 The secular media is upset that Modi spoke about terrorism on Teacher
's day. Why can't he be like the rest of the folks and just say nice things about teachers. Or complain about the standard of education in our country....it is quite bad, even Lalu has a doctorate.Hope you had a happy teachers day.
Dr. Sonia Gandhi 2008-09-04 14:24:00 I am off to Chennai to get a doctorate. This time from the Madras University. Sonia
ji will also get a doctorate. So will Karunanidhi. Shivraj and Pranab did not want a doctorate this week and Laluji told me he already had one from Patna University. Rahulbaba says he wants to do his SSC first. Well...so be it. I will be Dr. Dr. Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister and Soniaji will be Dr Soni Read more:Gandhi
Islamic Banking 2008-09-02 13:06:00 Amar Singhji is going to meet me and explain the importance, need and benefits of Islamic
banking in vote bank politics. I will have to hear him out. He is our new secular partner. He will be back in Delhi as soon as he ensures that TATA are out of Singur.There is another project. Narmada Dam. Medha was there too. In that project the Secular English media was on Medha's side. Why? Would Amir Khan
Nothing Special 2008-08-31 14:58:00 I am so upset with the situation in Bihar that I am just posting a picture form the album. Not a good pic, but still of national importance. Read more:Nothing
, Special
Italy sends a message 2008-08-28 13:28:00 Italy has sent a message, "the strong expectation of the government (of Italy) for decisive, preventative and repressive action on the part of Indian authorities". This is about the VHP leader killed by Christians...oops no, it is about the Hindus burning churches. I will let Soniaji handle it. She knows both, Christianity and Italy.Sonaiji has slipped to number 21 and Maya bhenji has entered the Read more:Italy
The bruning Church 2008-08-27 14:23:00 I am off to Bihar tomorrow. We will have to help Nitish and his team. Laluji has adviced me to not say anything about how he managed Bihar but focus on his work at the Rail Bhavan. Nitish, poor guy is having a tough time handling the flood.I was having a look at what the nuclear deal and the Nano project have done to the Communist Party. One project by Mukesh in West Bengal and we can win the elec Read more:Church
Sounds like Janta Dal 2008-08-26 13:38:00 I inaugurated a new training centre of Tata Consultancy Services at IIT-Guwahati . The land seems to have be procured legally. I did not see Medha Patkar anywhere around. Phew.... I have also promised a world-class university, an institute of petroleum technology and a national design institute to the people of Assam. I am also planning to promise them peace and security soon.After making these pr Read more:Sounds
Dalal Street supports Mamta 2008-08-25 14:22:00 On August 26, 1959, Chinese troops crossed into Indian territory after a border dispute. They withdrew after 2 years. Their teachings remain popular in West Bengal. Mamta
Banerjee also plans to withdraw in two years...from Singur.As a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister I noticed that Tata Motors script surged upwards by 2%. Dalal Street
is pleased that TATA may withdraw from West Bengal? M
Tasseography 2008-08-24 13:26:00 I will be in Assam on Monday and Tuesday. They will be allocating 75% of the states bandwidth for my blogging and playing with my new 3G IPhone. The ordinary Assamese can send their emails after I leave. I hope it is not too inconvenient for them. But remember I am their nominee into the Rajya Sabha and some sacrifices are in order for them.While in Assam, I will also read some tea leaves and say
Plebiscite schedule 2008-10-14 14:26:00 Poll schedule for constituting the new legislative assemblies of Chhattisgarh, Madhya Pradesh, Rajasthan, Mizoram and Delhi have been declared. This election and the next Lok Sabha polls are like a plebiscite. Do we as a nation want to be secular like Congress or secular like BJP. The sad part is that people might just find a path midway and make the nation secular like Mayawati.Meanwhile Maya mem
Secular Conversions 2008-10-13 12:38:00 Before going to NIC meet I checked the New York Times. I always rely on New York Times for accurate assessment of the situation. I was glad to inform the participants of NIC like Narendrbhai that NY Times is also against forceful conversions. Their headline is "Hindu Threat to Christians: Convert or Flee".Christians are indulging in secular conversions while the Bajrang Dal is indulging in communa Read more:Conversions
, Secular
From the congress album 2008-10-12 14:24:00 With Nixon...Indiraji looked more like the President eh? Did not feel like blogging and hence a dip into the past....I hope you had a sober weekend.
Marie Marie 2008-10-11 14:35:00 Sisir Das, my tour officer finds it emabrassing to communicate my dietary preferences to my hosts in J and K. I am sure you too would like to know what a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister eats during a global financial melt down while inaugurating trains in Kashmir.Start day with the Marie
biscuits and bed tea with a little sugar.Breakfast of fresh coconut water followed by papaya and then
In Kashmir 2008-10-10 14:35:00 I and Soniaji inaugurated 450-megawatt hydro power project at Baglihar Dam. Inaugurating anything in Kashmir
is a death defying act. I admire Soniaji's courage. Next she will be visiting Orissa. She will carry appropriate arms to protect fellow Christians.I am against a judicial probe into the Jamia Nagar encounter. It will make us look too pro Muslim and make me feel very stupid.
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