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Oil - the science 2007-04-04 10:31:30 Following this very incisive post by Py , I’ve decided to ’sort out’ oil today. It’s a simple graph and I hope you feel it does the job. Actucally graphs are becoming all the rage - we’ve also got the very funny Ready Steady Go doing graphs for songs (an idea I could well steal!) and George Bush [...]
Plooptionary - idiotic phrases used in business (11 of 100) 2007-04-03 10:22:45 plooptionary - ploop’s weasel words and bullshit phrases fresh from the reeking bowels of consultants. (11 of 100)
“*fire fighting mode”. Andrew Point has been working in the direct mail business for over 9 years. In that time he has endeared himself to no-one. The people who respect Andrew can be counted on one hand. Scratch [...]
Celebrities will do anything for exposure - the science 2007-04-02 10:01:59 As a public service to the time starved who have just a mini-second to consume their news before drifting of into an immensely important web 2.0, nano mashup here is a graphical representation on the main points of the hilariously dark post below
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Ploop TV - TV of the future 2007-04-01 22:18:04 Ploop TV - TV not too far from now
BBC 9 - That’ll teach them. Former members of Pop Idol and American Idol embrace this new Channel 9 initiative to get to the bottom of unemployment. Under the guidance of Professor Nigel Smyth the ex tabloid fodder are taught that the unemployed are simply “idol [...]
Canned Laughted - the science 2007-04-10 00:23:02 Hey groovers,
I know I should be formulating a graph that involves hostage releases from Iran telling their stories (for cash) to the papers. It’s very convenient for the Government that they are out there saying how dreadful the Iranians were. I’ll need to save that until tomorrow as it’s very late here and I’ve stuffed [...] Read more:Canned
Bloggers told to be civil in cyberspace 2007-04-11 14:00:33 OK - to be honest, the ‘world of blogging’ or blogosphere doesn’t hugely interest me. I love blogging and I love reading other blogs and commenting but that’s about it. All of the legislation, ‘big name bloggers’, pay per post etc leaves me a little flat.
However the current debate in the blogosphere does interest me: should internet [...] Read more:cyberspace
ploop tv - desperate tv of the future 2007-04-11 11:52:33 Ester Rantzen’s Heart of Gold
Jan 23rd 2027. Channel 4. 2130-2245
Four desperate families need life-saving heart operations for their children. Ester has one heart operation up for grabs (worth a staggering £4.5 million).
Tonight: The Unicycling Jester. Which of the four mothers will learn to unicycle for the longest time in front of the live studio [...]
ploop TV - the way TV is going 2007-04-13 20:42:31
Ploop TV - Television in the not too distant future
Life as Paris Hilton’s ass
Feb 2nd 2009. CNBCS. 2030-2345
Paris relaunches her own brand of hugely altruistic people serving with this exciting new series synicated across the world via YouTube. In a Kurt Vonnegut-style road trip, the world follows Paris on her ridiculous and vacuous journey from the point [...]
Some reviewers rock! 2007-04-15 18:38:30 ok, I’m suspicious of reviewers. Why? Well I think they are more usually driven by a need to shoehorn in gags and self flagellate than actually review things. Why do I say that? Well, I used to be both a film and wine reviewer/critic and I’m not convinced the product of my pen was of use [...]
ploop TV - religion, the cock fight 2007-04-18 15:38:32 Â Ploop TV - Television in the not too distant future
 Peck the ZealotsÂ
Jan 9th 2008. Fox News and Al Jazeera. 1200-2345
Impatient that the whole world doesn’t back his war on terror and increasingly riled that no-one will let him float a few bombs into Iran, George Bush calls Fox TV and Al Jazeera to thrash [...] Read more:fight
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