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Jon Stewart: Guv at First Sight
2008-09-20 14:02:00

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Area 51 Voters May Decide Nevada
2008-09-19 02:07:00
FauxNews ™ September 19 2008Rachel Nevada - In a recent MIB Poll of Nevada's non-existent Groom Lake Facility AKA Area 51, voters were in a dead heat between Senator McCain and Obama. As Nevada's Statewide polls have been close, some pundits believe that this imaginary Area will decide the States 5 Electoral votes on November 4th.Although Facility Management has been typically quiet, both of Uni
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Mormons Continue to Jump Off HMS McCain
2008-09-18 18:15:00
A quick scan around the Mormon Blogs are showing a scary picture for Western State GOP efforts.One of the Tried and True Nevada GOP Grassroots Tactics is to bus in BYU Students to walk neighborhoods in Nevada.The only Problem with this plan? In a recent email, more then half of half of Mormon BYU students are balking at McCain and Palin. Even if they do eventually vote for McCain, they are not pla
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Lehman Brothers Employees Flocking To Military
2008-09-18 12:38:00
FauxNews ™ September 18, 2008Camp CaboWabo, Ca -In a surprising new trend, thousands of now out of work Lehman Brothers Investment Bankers and Floor Trader have been signing up for careers in the US Army and Marines.Since the massive Bank failed and went into bankruptcy this past week, many 40, 50 and 60 year old Middle Managers from Lehman Brothers have taken the path to the one last growth Ind
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Colbert: Financial Advice From Gorlock
2008-09-17 14:03:00

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FACTCHECKR.com Editor Goes Nuts
2008-09-17 10:52:00
FauxNews™ Sept 17 2008 Hannibal, MO- FactCheckr.com Editor Robert Johnston was hauled off a ledge today by New York Mental Health Officials after suffering a breakdown and launching a 3 hour screaming tantrum from outside his 58th Floor Manhattan office window. Bystanders reported that Johnston ranted about his belief that the McCain campaign had destroyed his life.After being sedated and strai


STEAL THE VOTE: How to Hack a Voting Machine
2008-09-16 13:57:00

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Mormons Concerned over McCain-Palin
2008-09-16 10:18:00
Emails were flying! Mormon Emails. Specifically about John McCain and his VP Pick, Sarah Palin.Although nothing has been covered about this in the Press as yet, many Rank and File Members of the Church of Latter Day Saints are starting to wonder about Sarah Palin's Church's Extreme Views on their Faith.Some Mormons are Pretty Damn mad. I would be too if I heard my Church lumped in with "Satanism,


500,000 NEW Contributors?
2008-09-15 17:25:00
Obama announced today that he received a Half a Million contributions from NEW contributors. Freaking CRAZY.And Obama set a $ one month record. Truly CRAZY.I know the Media pretends that "The Woman Who's Name Cannot Be Spoken" has been "energizing the Country", as opposed to the Wingnut GOP Base and Bored Press Corps, THE PEOPLE are Speaking loud and clear.


Proof That God Hates FoxNews
2008-09-14 11:47:00

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Grand Old Liar Party
2008-09-14 08:27:00
Zeke always wonders a certain question in the run up to an election. You probably do too."How do Republicans rationalize in the heads, that most of their ad's and arguments are, well, Bullshit?"Seriously. I mean if you get ANY of those "Fact Check Email Lists"(Politifact,FactCheck) or if you just watch raw footage and read "non-spun" source documents, it's pretty clear the GOP candidates lie all d
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Does Dean Heller Hate Reno?
2008-10-08 10:55:00
I was a bit puzzled by the scheduled Derby Heller debate in two weeks. In Elko. Like the 4th biggest city the the District (and most remote and Utah-like).Seriously. Why would the candidates have a debate 320 miles east of where the majority of voters in the district live? The Reno Sparks Metro area.I know Reno is a big scary city, and big scary Zeke lives here, but if you want the job, you got t


Second Debate Junk and Whatnot
2008-10-07 18:56:00
Better late than neverGet Your Bingo Cards HereJoin Zeke on Twitter HereAnd if you want to, you can join Zeke down at the Dive Bar if you can find it. Free Popcorn and it's Ladies Nite.
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McCain Sends Operatives Back Through Time To Claim Debate Victory
2008-10-07 11:49:00
© FauxNews October 7, 2008Los Angeles, California - In what has been described as a last-ditch gambit to save the struggling McCain Palin campaign, engineers at the Cindy McCain owned CyberDyne Corporation have sent political spinners back through a time portal to announce victory at tonight's debate.After McCain received grief for releasing a predebate statement claiming victory at the last Obam
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Derby and Heller To Debate in... Elko?
2008-10-06 13:54:00
Somebody please tell me that Jill Derby and Dean Heller are planning on having a debate, where the vast majority of voters in Congressional District 2 live.Hey I appreciate that Elko is part of the district, but at about 1/10 the size of the Reno Sparks Metro area, let's just say it ain't as representative as I'd like.Although Democrats have basically unfettered access to candidate Jill Derby, inc
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Palin Inducted Into Liars Club Hall Of Fame
2008-10-05 18:29:00
© FauxNews October 5, 2008Hannibal, Missouri - Stepping onto a brightly lit stage, Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin accepted a small statue certifying her induction into the Great American Liars Hall of Fame today."Oh Gee Golly, I know I told some big Whoppers lately, but gosh darn it, I had no idea I was so good at it!" Said Palin in front of a large gathering. "I wasn't even aware that


The Devolution of American Politics
2008-10-05 09:15:00

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Jon Stewart: The Black Candidate
2008-10-04 23:50:00

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Washoe County May Already Be Blue
2008-10-04 19:46:00
With about three hours to go before "easy" Voter Registration closes in Nevada, there is a distinct possibility that Swing County Washoe, in Swing State Nevada may in fact already have a Democratic majority, the first time in 40,000 years.As of this morning, Washoe County Republicans had about a 1500 voter advantage, with the County Registrar Office back logged with about 3000 "unprocessed" regist


Has McCain Abandoned Nevada, Too?
2008-10-03 13:28:00
With McCain 's announcement yesterday that he was shuting down his Campaign operations in Michigan and redirect the efforts to Pennsylvania, Zeke wonders if Nevada should also be added to that list.Of course McCain canceled his appearance this week to Reno, as did President Bush, but the general lack of skill of the current political organizers in the State, makes me wonder if McCain hasn't written
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The DailyKOS and Nevada Grassroots Politics
2008-10-03 10:16:00
Maybe I should just stop reading the website, but it usually has so much good information it's hard to pass up.But lately I've noticed one thing about the giant weblogs diary's posts about Nevada grassroots politics: they're freakin' wrong!Now maybe Zeke has simply stumbled onto a political tactic, but it looks more like just bad information when you dig into it.DailyKOS writers have been maintain
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Colbert: Future Perfect
2008-10-02 23:38:00

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Dive Bar Poll: Is Palin Going to Look Dumb at Tonight's Debate?
2008-10-02 16:56:00
I'm down here at the bar, and since I'm doing this stupid poll, Barkeep Karl lets me drink for free. He wants me to mention that tonight is also Ladies Night.At 3 p.m. Reno time, here's what the results of the big question, "Is Sarah Palin Going to Look Dumb"?14 Hell Yes6 Hell No7 Leave Me Alone Zeke.1 Where's the Bathroom?So there you have it from Reno's own Dive Bar on E. 2nd St. Feel free to s
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Blizzard Expected on Tuesday for Election
2008-10-30 16:10:00
And although I'm sure many people in Nevada feel "we can handle any weather", lest I remind you we live next to the Donner Party Memorial Park.With the jet stream dropping into its winter pattern, we in Northern Nevada will be experiencing the typical seasonal rain and snow storms we all know and love. With multiple low pressure systems lining up in the Pacific as we speak, the beginning of next w
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Nevada GOP Votes to Unionize
2008-10-30 11:20:00
© FauxNews October 30, 2008Las Vegas, Nevada - In a shocking development the Nevada Republican Party has reported that it has organized a Union after a vote by its paid staff and elected officials 115-30.Zac Moyle, Executive Director of the NV GOP, may have said earlier "Desperate times call for desperate measures. With the impending vast layoffs of nearly every elected Republican in the state,
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Washoe Early Vote Thru Wednesday
2008-10-30 03:12:00
With only two days left to early vote, here's where we stand in Washoe County Nevada through Wednesday , October 29:DEMS: 41.6% (Projected final Dem early vote turnout: 48.5% of Dem Voters)GOP: 29.2% (Projected final GOP early vote turnout: 34.1% from GOP Voters)Other: 27.4%(Projtd final Other earlyvote turnout: 32.0% of Other Voters) All: 33.8% (Projected final Total early vote turnout: 39.4% of A
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Obama on Daily Show Tonight
2008-10-29 19:18:00
Stewart will try to make jokes at these three subjects:Disintegration of the Chicago baseball teams and Mets.Stewart would lose to Obama 100-0 in basketballWatch out:Dick Cheney "maybe still hiding in the White House when you move in "It'll be worth watching, but honestly the comedy potential is much higher if Obama went on the Colbert Report. Who knows: maybe he'll make a surprise appearance. Th
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ACORN Ad
2008-10-29 14:05:00
Although this ad is not going to run in Nevada, it should.And although I'm sure you haven't heard that the Secretary of State's investigation into ACORN has turned up nothing, the Republicans will keep pretending that it has.On the other hand, voter intimidation has been going on all over Clark County, and possibly even in Sparks as well.With so many people videotaping and watching polling sites t


Three-Hour Election Lines Are Fun For the Whole Family!
2008-10-29 09:37:00
Last night I met a local celebrity. As an anchor of one of the local evening news shows, I would have thought he'd hang out in a better "Establishment" then the pitiful Dive Bar.But there he was. Drinking his martini.We got to talking about politics, and the projected massive voter turnout expected for next Tuesday's election. He told me that he couldn't wait to stand in line and cast his vote.
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