Owner: One Crazy Bunch URL:http://mylitlbratz-onecrazybunch.blogspot.com Join Date: Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:37:56 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: My mind often times seems to be scrambled and full of fragmented thoughts. My blog is my place to get it all out of my head and maybe, just maybe figured out... My blog is about Parenting humor, struggles, and the patience needed to get through it all... Site statistics:Click here
A good cause & a chance to win $50,000.00... 2008-09-13 05:22:39 The March of Dimes is a leader and pioneer in the fight to save babies. They have an outstanding track record of success and are prepared to accomplish even greater things in the future to solve the problems of prematurity, birth defects, and low birth weight. Help them save babies – donate today.Their mission is to is to improve the health of babies by preventing birth defects, premature birt Read more:chance
Trading On Up To The Sky 2008-09-12 02:40:32 Or was that Moving On Up To The Sky? Well either way it doesn't matter. The Dad Of Divas is trading on up!!! I have an awesome, inspiring journey for you to follow or heck why not jump on in to the fun and get involved. You see there's this wonderful,creative venture seeking man better known as Dad Of Divas who at this very moment is on a quest to trade up to a Toyota Sienna minivan.Let me explain Read more:Trading
Tattoos 2008-09-11 05:22:53 My son Nathan the one that always does the right thing, never follows the crowd, is himself no matter what people think came home with a tattoo of a cross on his finger!!!I was so pissed off at him for getting a tattoo and also for allowing his friend to do it...I lectured him about how dangerous it was for him to do something so stupid. Germs, infections and dad!!!So my Nathan, always the debater Read more:Tattoos
Digital Scapbooking... 2008-09-09 02:15:40 If you are interested in digital scrapbooking but don't know how to get started, Picaboo's free software which comes with 18 themes, over 90 different page layouts, 30 fun fonts, and 300 backgrounds is the perfect introduction...Easily create beautiful Photo Books and Cards!!!Find tips, techniques, and samples for creating stunning digital scrapbook pages or turning your hand-scrapped pages into d Read more:Digital
Teaching Children Responsibility... 2008-09-09 02:14:22 Everyone wants their children to grow up to be responsible adults...Having 8 children has given me the opportunity to find unique, fun and creative ways to teach my children many things that will help my children grow into responsible adults...Getting children to do chores can be a hassle even if you pay them an allowance unless you make doing chores fun some how!!!I developed what my family calls Read more:Children
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Back To School - Getting Little Ones Ready 2008-09-09 00:02:54 The time has come to send our the kids back to school. I thought summer vacation was never going to end. My youngest is off to school this year. To be honest I'm going to miss having him home while the older children are at school. Over the past year I have been working with him to get him ready for kindergarten. I feel alot of kids are ahead by the time they start kindergarten because many have a Read more:School
Making Meal Time Fun... 2008-09-09 00:02:02 No more struggles at the table with this ingenious child friendly 6 piece dining set. How many times has your little munchkin strayed from the table at meal time? Do you have a picky eater? This dining set might just be your answer. It used to be a struggle to get my three year old granddaughter to sit down during her meals. We used to use a really cute little dining set with the Dora The Explorer
SEX IN THE CITY... 2008-09-08 04:56:32 Sex in the city or my version of it...On Dec 19,2000 I went into labor with my youngest daughter. My Sexy Man and I left for the hospital in the early hours of the 19th. Our car broke down, we got it started again but it wouldn't go over 15 miles an hour. We finally reached the hospital but by this time with the stress from the car not running right my labor had slowed down considerably. Thank god
My Babies Going To Kindergarten... 2008-09-08 04:25:09 My baby is starting kindergarten tomorrow, I mean today (it's 4:22am)...! I am a stay at home mom, what the heck am I going to do while Taz is gone from 11:30 to 3:20? My youngest daughter started 2nd grade and my third oldest son started 4th grade and will be on the bus with him thank God. He has been my little side kick, lunch buddy and late nite cuddle buddy the last few years now I have no ide Read more:Babies
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Milk Bath Take Me Away... 2008-09-07 05:19:22 It was a crazy day. I was overtired, overwhelmed and some what bitchy last Thursday after dealing with 4 loads of laundry, 3 sink fulls of dishes, Taz's appointment with the needle guy, last minute school shopping and making 4 dozen cookies for a party that last Thursday was a particularly stressful day. My bitchy attitude was easily seen by My Sexy Man or maybe he got the hint when I threw his c
The Perfect Parent... 2008-09-07 04:22:41 We hear it all the time, there is no such thing as the perfect parent. As parents we're suppose to do the best that we can... Contrary to popular belief there is at least one perfect parent. I know this for a fact because she lives in my quaint little town. Her kids go to the same schools as my children. My kids are friends with her kids and her reputation as the perfect parent is legend. One o Read more:Perfect
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Things I've learned from my kids... 2008-09-07 02:19:20 There are only two things a child will share willingly; runny noses and his mother's age.No matter how quickly your child learns to read, ride a bike, play video games, use the computer or drive a car they are unable to understand the washing machine, dryer, lawn mower, snow blower or vacuum cleaner.The quickest was to get your child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.You know childre
My sons gonna be a pyro, I mean a fireman... 2008-09-07 00:43:12 I know most young children at some point want to be a fireman, policeman, princes or one of the other many noble professions, but my 5 year old son Taz is taking his decision to be a fireman very serious. He's already joined the ranks of The Call Fireman... Yesterday while I was lying down with a sever headache my sexy man was keeping a watchful eye on Taz while he played outside... From the co Read more:gonna
Things I've learned... 2008-09-06 03:32:07 If we are what we eat...I'm fast, cheap, and easy.Never under any circumstances tell your children you only told a little white lie.People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always that one individual who sees the good in the situation. Very often, that person is crazy.Nobody cares if you
What every woman should have... 2008-09-06 03:29:40 One old boyfriend you can imagine going back to and one who reminds you of how far you've come. Enough money within your control to move out and rent a place on your own, even if you never want or need to. A purse, a suitcase and an umbrella you're not ashamed to be seen carrying. A past juicy enough that you're looking forward to retelling it in your old age. The realization that you Read more:every
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What to say to telemarketers... 2008-09-06 03:29:26 Tell the telemarketer that you work for the same company and they can't sell to employees.Ask them to repeat everything they say several times.Tell them to talk very slowly because you want to write everything they say down.Insist the caller is really your good friend Bob/Sally, playing a joke, "Come on, Bob/Sally, quit the crap! Seriously, Bob/Sally, how's your mom and dad?"Tell them you can't he
I Have A Confession... 2008-09-06 03:28:50 My man pisses me off(sometimes)...My sexy man is sexy, sweet, caring, my best friend, quite satisfying in the nooky department, but... Sometimes he gets on my last nerve... He can be very opinionated which he gets from his mother... He can be to out spoken which he gets from his mother... He can be a hypocrite which you guessed he gets from his mother and he can be very anal, yup gets that from hi
9 Things to do at Walmart... 2008-09-06 03:27:41 Run around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.Look into the security camera and pick your nose.When a voice comes over the intercom cover your ears and scream "No! No! It's those voice again!"Hide in the clothing racks and when people start looking through the clothes whisper "Please, Pick Me!!"When a sales associate asks you if they can help you, cry and ask, " Why won't Read more:Walmart
Most Embarrassing Moment... 2008-09-03 03:31:54 Most EmbarrassingMoment
It occurred to me while thinking of things to write that I have never (to my knowledge) shared my most embarrassing moment with anyone (except of course the people that were there). My life has been one embarrassing and sometimes shameful experience after another so picking just one was like trying to say NO to chocolate ... I'm going to give you my two most embarrassing mo
The Perks of Being old... 2008-09-02 00:51:49 The other day my two oldest daughters and I sat down to talk and have an Iced Cappuccino from Marylous ( One of my many addictions). We talked about the grand babies, our planned camping trip and what not. I was almost done with my fix when my daughter Rain says to me, " You know, you and dad are getting old." "Thanks" I replied. To which she says, " What I mean is, have you thought about what yo
Kids say the darnest things... 2008-09-01 23:57:23 One more day and the kids go back to school... Dad has been trying to get them to go to sleep at a reasonable time for the past week... This hasn't been working to well with Taz who will be starting kindergarten... He's used to staying up with me until the wee hours... Tonight dad sent him off to bed at 8... Five minutes later Taz is up to go to the bathroom... Then off to bed again... Five minute Read more:things
Get to know me 2008-08-27 06:17:34 I'm Toni, a 39 year-old SAHM to eight kids.I've been with my sexy man for 18 years.We are not married.I love being a stay at home mom.I hate dirty dishes, dirty laundry and dirty floors and dirty kids.I love my children more than words can describe.I have nooky with my sexy man 5 night a week, 7 if I'm lucky.I have brown eyes.I hate beer.I love white RussiansAnd wine coolers.I have an almost 6 yea
If you could turn back time... 2008-08-27 05:26:57 If you could go back in time and change anything about your life, would you change anything?This is an easy question for me. I'm pretty happy with the way my life has gone on so far. I've gone through some pretty tough things growing up, like... Growing up with an alcoholic, mentally depraved mother, being raped when I was 14, having my ex fiancee, the farther(Scum), of my first two born cheat on
Up-Date on I'm Telling Daddy 2008-08-26 02:45:41 O.K, well I'm not writing this post from behind a locked closet door. I was able to bribe my 10 year old into not telling Daddy
about JD's recent trouble with the police. All it took was a new car... No just kidding... I bought him a new game boy cartridge... Not bad for only $14.00 I saved myself a whole lot of explaining and some intact ear drums... Hey what ever it takes right? Wrong... Now Read more:Telling
Do you remember your first crush? 2008-08-26 02:38:54 Do you remember your first big crush
... The one that made your heart skip a beat...I do,he was 5 years older than me... The first time I met him I was 6 years old. He was a friend of my brothers. All the kids in the neighborhood used to get together and play hide and seek at this kids house because he had a huge yard with a big garage surrounded by woods. There was always some place to hide. Well
No more aliases... 2008-09-29 23:06:17 Ok Everyone, I've decided to stop using aliases for myself and family. I know many people prefer to use them to protect their privacy but I've never really been a private person and besides with eight children and three grandchildren remembering their real names is hard enough let alone aliases. So I would like to now reintroduce myself and my family... Drum Roll PleaseMe: ToniSexy man: DannyOldes
Hidden meaning of your name... 2008-09-28 00:27:26 What Toni MeansYou are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life.You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home.You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble.You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.You are solid and dependable. Yo Read more:Hidden
Are You Disturbingly Profound or Profoundly Disturbing? 2008-09-28 00:22:00 My test results say I'm Disturbingly ProfoundYou're contemplative, thoughtful, and very intense.Taking time to figure out the meaning of life is a priority for you.Because you're so introspective, you often react in ways that surprise people.No one can really understand how you are on the inside... and that disturbs them.Take the test. Are You Disturbingly Profound or Profoundly Disturbing?
Are you a fighter??? 2008-09-28 00:17:40 My test results are: FightWhen it comes to almost any situation, you're a fighter
.You're aggressive and intense. It's best if people don't mess with you.No one is going to take advantage of you... or even get away with ticking you off.Just remember to keep your temper in check. You don't have to fight everyone!How Do You Respond: Fight or Flight?
Dream Home Test... 2008-09-28 00:11:03 What the House Test Says About MeYou consider yourself important, but no more important than anyone else. You love attention, but you don't feel like you deserve more of it than anyone else.You can't stand community oriented people and annoying "buy local" campaigns. You prefer to live the best life possible, and that doesn't really involve many other people.You are creative, expressive, and brigh Read more:Dream
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