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Did Zeke Make Up Trent Baldwin? 2008-09-13 12:56:00 One of the problems of getting hit on the head a lot (and Drinking) is that sometime Reality becomes a little Fuzzy.For example, I can't remember if TrentBaldwin
is actually running for Assembly in AD30 North of Reno, or if it was an eleborate Joke I made up.Seriously. Ask yourself this: "Have YOU ever met Baldwin?" Or even seen a real Picture of him? How do you know this isn't just a Myrna and Z
5 Other Things Gibbons Didn't Do. 2008-09-12 15:12:00 After being "Cleared" by an Ethics Panel(2 is a Panel. Say WHAT?) for tax shenanigans in Elko, The LUV GUV, Jim Gibbons
wants everyone to know about other things he didn't do.1. Steal Billy's baseball glove in 3rd grade.2. Drink all the Root beer.3. Let that "Silent But Deadly" go in the Green Room at the GOP State Convention.4. Roll through that Stop Sign Officer.5. Help destroy Nevada's Econo
Will Derby-Heller Race Help Obama? 2008-09-12 11:01:00 Look. I ain't no Real Journalist type. We've established that, I think.But since the REAL Journalists are covering Press Conferences, I thought I'd open this up: What are Carson City, Lyon and Elko Counties turnout numbers gonna look like in November?As nobody seems to want to mention, it is an accepted fact that Big Turnouts equal a better Dem percentage.So with Heller and Derby spending LOTS o Read more:Obama
Emails To Zeke Vol IV 2008-09-10 21:24:00 It is that time again..."Zeke. are you aware that Keith Olbermann has stolen your "McCain in the Membrane" tag and is using it on 'Countdown'...?"-FG McDermitt, NevadaOf course I know! I SOLD it to him! Where'd ya think I got this new H2, with gun ports and a wet bar? Which is funny 'cause he could have just come to ZSS and stolen it without asking. Like last week. On Wednesday, in fact. Ahem."Do Read more:Emails
Palin Will Attempt to Kill Tahoe Tessie Saturday 2008-09-10 10:07:00 FauxNews™ 9/10/2008 Stateline, Nevada - GOP VP Candidate Sarah Palin will attempt to track and Harpoon the elusive creature Tahoe
Tessie this Saturday
during a trip to Carson City, reports say. Palin will allegedly man the Harpoon gun at the bow of the "Orca", a 60' Japanese Whaling Boat trucked in yesterday to Lake Tahoe for the hunt.Tahoe Tessie is thought to be a plesiosaus that was tra
Palin Supports Building $623M Bridge Over Nevada's Pyramid Lake 2008-09-08 16:17:00 Sarah "Shoots at Wolves" Palin recently announced a new plan to build a $623 Million Dollar Suspension Bridge over the length of Pyramid
Lake. Having been a supporter of the "Bridge to Nowhere" in Alaska, Palin was recently quoted, allegedly, as saying "Look I just like Big Expensive Bridges! They are Sexy, and Nevada
ns deserve a big waste of money, like I tried to get for my State. It was a sham Read more:Building
3 Nevada Voting Facts You Didn't Know 2008-09-08 09:56:00 You Can't "Write a Name In" in Nevada
.With our super sexy (and rigable) Voting
Machines, there is no way to do it. Also The Absentee Ballots (Vote By Mail) also do not allow the option. So Hillary, Ron Paul and Micky Mouse fans, forgetaboutit.Registering to Vote Does NOT Put You on the Jury ListJury Duty Notices are picked from Driver Licence Lists, NOT Voter Rolls. So if you have a DL, you are
DIVE BAR POLL - 57 Days Left 2008-09-07 12:50:00 Alright. Times are Tough. In order to GET FREE Drinks, Zeke has SOLD OUT and become a Pollster. Barkeep Karl has agreed that if I do this stupid Poll every Saturday Night, It is Scotch Time for Zeke (Bottom Shelf)So out of the 17 coherent People that spoke to me last night, here are what I got when asking: "Who are ya voting for President?"Barack Obama 5Sarah Palin 3John McCain 2Hillary Clinton 2
AD24: Is Gwaltney a Joker or a Jerk? 2008-09-05 23:51:00 OK, Stay with me; this might get a little Nerdy.In Assembly District 24 in Reno, current Assemblyman, David Bobzien, is running against Dr John Gwaltney. After looking at Gwaltney's website I couldn't really find anything worth telling ya about. At first anyway.The Doctor's SITE seems pretty damn boring when compared to Bobzien's, but then again ZEKE SAYS SO does too.But then I looked at the "SO Read more:Joker
Poem : Ron Paul's Waterloo 2008-09-05 11:37:00 The Mighty Army of Paul,Claimed to Heed the REVOLUTION Call,But When asked to "Get in Line",By a Republican Party Swine,The Army quit and went to The Mall.-Zeke Read more:Ron Paul
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Hey! The Palin Pick Worked Because... 2008-09-04 12:52:00 ..everybody has STOPPED TALKING ABOUT:The EconomyThe War in IraqRepublican CorruptionAnd are instead NOW TALKING ABOUT:AbortionExecutive ExperienceReligion's Role in GovernmentWomen's Glass CeilingYeah, the GOP has changed the channell, for now anyway, and every Post a Blogger makes about the Pro-Life/Choice Issue, or the "Amount of Executive Experience" one candidate has over another is a victor
Make a Palin Cocktail - "Melting Alaskan" 2008-09-03 11:26:00 Ok. in the Spirit of Alcoholism, here is a new drink you can suck on while watching Sarah Palin explain why she deserves Red State Love™ at tonight's RNC.Get a BIG Cup. Plastic is OK, since like Palin it is made of Oil. One of those Super Big Gulp™ Cups will WorkAdd 20 oz of Plain Vanilla Ice CreamAdd 4 Oz of Crusted Ice, preferable from a melting GlacierAdd 3 oz of NyQuil™ (Evangelicals can
Poem: Strong Sarah's Purpose 2008-09-02 09:11:00 Sarah Palin once shot a live Bear,So NO ONE will ever call her a "square",But when she Stumps with McCain,Cindy will certainly arrange,To let Ms Veep push his Damned Wheelchair!-Zeke Read more:Purpose
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Email to Zeke From McCain Relief Effort 2008-09-01 20:16:00 Sept 1st, 2008Mr Zeke Reno,I am not sure if your email requesting $25.75 for "Relief for a Round of Hurricanes for the Bar" is a joke, but I don't really think it is that funny.In Louisiana today many good Americans had to get off their couches and drive for 2 hours to sit on another couch at an inland motel or friend's house. This unbelievable "inconvenience" will cost Americans lots of money the Read more:Effort
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Better Female VP Picks Than Palin 2008-09-01 14:47:00 Yeah, some GOPers are still pretending Sarah Palin was a SMART or WISE Choice. Can you BELIEVE them?Since McCain still thinks that some of Hillary's Supporters aren't joining up with Obama, he thought picking a woman would be all he needed to do. Wrong again.Here are some women that would have been better and more credible Veep Choices for Old Man McCain.Nancy ReaganAngelina JolieMyrna the MinxCin Read more:Female
Palin Biden Debate is Already Over 2008-10-01 18:10:00 In most election years the Vice Presidential Debate
would be a cult show, only watched by the most pathetic political following trolls. Like that show "Nevada Newsmakers". In this wacky election year though, it seems like everybody is going to tune in tomorrow night to see if "Little Miss Sunshine" Sarah Palin can stand up to "Battling" Joe Biden
.Although there is an outside chance that Palin migh
Reaching the Zombie Voter 2008-10-01 12:32:00 Who are these people that supposedly don't know who Barack Obama and John McCain are?The only thing the News Media have been talking about for over a year, until the stock market fell apart, was the 2008 election. How someone could not know the difference between McCain and Obama blows my mind. I'm getting subjected to hundreds of TV and radio ads every week, dozens of print stories and thousand Read more:Reaching
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Reno Obama Rally Crowd Estimated at 45,000. Really. 2008-09-30 17:50:00 I was thinking that since when Sarah Palin came to Carson City earlier this month, and the Republicans estimated her crowd size to be about four times the reality, maybe we should pretend that the Obama
rally today was in fact bigger than Burning Man.When I speak to Democrats from all over Nevada, when they come in to my bar, I constantly hear about that fake 10,000 person in attendance number for Read more:Estimated
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