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Men need "release"
2008-09-09 17:01:58
Mom: What ever you do, please don't have sex in VietnamPho: You don't have to worry about that. I don't even have sex here.Mom: How is that possible? Pho: I don't know, I just don't need it that much.Mom: But you're a man and men need "release."Pho: Uhhh... you don't need to have sex to get "release" MomMom: Oh, because they can do it themselves. So you do it yourself?Pho: ... yes.Mom: I ju


Boobies are Scary
2008-09-09 10:49:57
Wait a minute... I go to the park and kick puppies..hmm.
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Preparing for Vietnam
2008-09-08 14:07:32
I bought my tickets.From Sept 21st to Nov 9th, almost 2 months. I will be in Saigon, the city that I fell in love with when I traveled with my family in 2006. I vowed to return, but didn't realize that I would be coming back so soon and on my own.Why?Because I'm not motivated or inspired here. The obvious next point in my life here in San Jose is to find a job, but as I haphazardly "search for
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Service
2008-09-06 15:10:10
Last night it took forever and a century to get my crispy snackers.I stood there with my arms crossed looking disgruntled.The lady offered me cookies to make amends. I was satisfied.I checked my bag and they forgot my mashed potatoes. I was already on the road and very upset!!I texted GOOGL for the KFC phone number and told them I was upset. They told me to come back tomorrow.I went in today an
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Scrapbook!
2008-09-05 21:22:12
Yay, I scrapbooked a page. Summer 2006... I'm only a little bit behind.Yup, we are doing thriller. Karaoke is fun when everyone participates!And all those fancy stickers cost 2 bucks. Geez! But I made the letters myself! Go ME!
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Bloop!
2008-09-05 12:47:50



My Sassy Girl
2008-09-03 18:28:53
The Original, 2001 Korean version of this movie was a hit.Yeopgijeogin geunyeo... everyone say it with me. Ye O PG&EO EO EO GIN GOOOO yEO EO.I remember all my Asian American friends (who were little bit more ASIAN.. just a little bit) talking about this movie. You know, the same kids that make all their friends watch Battle Royale and listen to um Utada. Only a LITTLE bit more Asian.I watch
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August Recap
2008-09-02 00:50:11
August slipped away from me.Luckily I write everything down.August 1: August DragonWent to a potluck, made dates filled with cheese wrapped in bacon.Dragon was dragon. My monthly QuotaAugust 7: FacialsNeil invited us over for some Facials! LOL. I know what you're thinking.August 8: CastroSeeing my ex was really nice. I'm used to his cynicism, but lately he's been empathetic with out being condesce
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Community Service: Last Day
2008-08-30 12:47:53
Last day was fun.By this point I made some friends and conversations were less forced.I learned that grand theft auto boy actually just borrowed cars in the Cupertino area, because the affluent retards leave the keys in their car at night. He would take them for a joy ride and return them with the gas that he used and in "better condition."Then he got caught. What a hobby.==We had an interesting
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Community Service Day 4:Flirting with Danger
2008-08-28 21:36:33
Back folding clothes in the basement of the Jail in inmate services. Endless I tell you.The first day I arrived at the main jail, I immediately noticed this really cute guy. It wasn't until today that I had the opportunity to flirt with him. I purposely folded shirts next to him while he sorted the bins in the basement of the jail."Are you part Korean?" I asked because he made a comment that made
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Community Service Day Three: Kitchen
2008-08-27 23:00:05
The Kitchen "I need 4 volunteers in the kitchen," announced the overweight cop who was married to a person that he met from "the orient." (He was in the army before being downgraded.)My arm shot up despite the fact that I was tired and cold from biking from my cousin's place in only a tshirt at 6:30am. And I was selected. Score. I was done with orange and tired of staring at the man's belly, curio
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Community Service Day One: A Greater Appreciation for Highway Clean Up
2008-08-27 00:51:48
I had everything planned.One week at the Glendale "Correctional Facility" next to the Great Mall. I would crash at my cousin's place and conveniently take the lightrail in the morning then back.I biked and got lost, but found my way.Ridiculously Unclear RulesMy cellphone was confiscated."Didn't you read the rules and regulations?""Yes, I don't recall seeing 'no cell phones.'" I whipped out the she
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Community Service Day Two: I Never Want to See Orange Again
2008-08-27 00:49:24
Orange 7am-3pm. Apparently the inmates at the San Jose Main Jail wear a lot of orange. My job the entire time was to roll up clean orange underwear, socks, and a t-shirt in an orange towel.I discovered that they have size 10XL. These shirts were just made wider not longer, it was sort of amusing. The "big boy" underwear was also amusingly huge. There were no mediums or smalls and the larges seemed
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World Turned Upside Down
2008-08-25 01:11:05
Next week I'm going to be doing community service MON-FRI 8am-4pm.Where at? The Milpitas Jail!Shoot me.============At the pool I over heard these girls comment about this guy wearing a speedo."OH MY GOD! There are children here."They weren't humored, they were disgusted and offended.The guy next to them tried to defend the poor man, "It's a cultural thing..." but he ended up being judgmental too i
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What's MY Secret?!?!
2008-08-24 22:44:07
I showed a picture of my Ex to Michelle and she said, "WOW Chris, HOW do you manage to date such cute boys?!?! What's your secret!?!" (I know right? how do I, your resident loser, manage to date such attractive guys? I'm SURE you're dying to know too!!!) Ryan at the Castro 08/08, Eric at Pride 06/08, Chris at Andersen Bakery 12/07And then she saw this picture, "OHHH!! THIS IS YOUR SECRET!!"That


Defeated
2008-08-20 19:12:50
I'm really trying to make the best of this.I got a bike, I bought a bike lock... I'm trying really hard.All junior colleges are 1.5 hours away from me via public transportation.Yesterday, I felt like a superstar- biking 3 miles to the gym, swimming laps, lifting weights.Diana's in town and we biked around the city visiting friends at night. I finally got Whey protein powder for my all healthy sm


I've Been Feeling Blah
2008-08-18 15:18:29
Ever since my night out on the Castro I've been feeling blah.You know the feeling you get when you eat too much oily foods? Yeah, it's not that I feel self conscious about my body (I do), moreover, I feel unhealthy.I've also been feeling really ugly since my skin has been getting worse and my quest to find my soul is hitting a dead end.This Saturday, I went to this house warming party. The atten
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Door to Door
2008-08-13 19:24:53
This cute lady who looked to be in her mid 20s was selling strawberries door to door."They are fresh, just picked today!" Her voice we young and high. She wore a large hat to protect her from the sun. She was polite, persuasive, not pushy."How much are they?""20 Dollars for the box, 10 for half." I couldn't help but fall in love with her gracious charm and her slight Spanish accent."I'll take


Empowered and Embarassed by Asians
2008-08-13 13:02:37
18 Year Old Park Tae-hwan Win's Korea's FIRST Gold in Swimming (400M Freestyle) was rooting really hard for this kid. Especially when he got DQed in Athens for an embarrassing false start that sent him "hiding in the bathroom for hours." He had one goal in mind: Win Gold in 2008.Look at this image. Pure victory. It must feel so good to accomplish something that you have dedicated your life to.
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CA CA CA CASTRO!
2008-08-11 03:14:48
Castro... where everything is GAY!I was singing this "song" while waiting for the bus. Friday I went to the Castro to see my Ex, Ryan. I got really wasted and I talked to whole bunch of strangers. Have you ever been so drunk that you only remember bits and pieces of the night? Geez. Of course that comes with consquences: losing shit, making a fool of yourself and feeling nauseous the next day. G


JAPANESE FOOD, NONSTOP MADDNESS!
2008-08-10 15:05:20
Thursday: Sushi Factory "All You Can Eat" Sushi LunchI was getting all sorts of testy because people at the bar got their rolls before we did sitting at the table. We ordered 8 Rolls. And got our money's worth.The strategy: Don't accept the complimentary salad and miso soup. That's just a ploy to fill you up! And... this is dubious: the red paint from these bowls has been chipped away.I hope


Find Yourself
2008-08-10 14:41:11
This is cool and takes 2 seconds: Wally!================================Chris,You are a very sensitive person and you try hard (perhaps a little too hard) to make favourable impressions and to be recognised by your peers. But you have that inherent need to feel appreciated and admired and you are easily hurt if all of your endeavours go by unappreciated or not acknowledged. Stop trying so hard. Yo
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Nhau!
2008-09-28 00:38:27
The internet is working and I'm going to take advantage of it by blogging a lot.Nhau is awesome. Drink and eat!!! It's brilliant.I tried new foods. Duck tongue, fried pig intestines and snail (Snell is a street by my house) in tamarind sauce!==Let's read the menu together:-Deer-Rabbit-Clam?-Pig InsidesMy cousin's friends are hillarious!! This place is so ghetto! and by the dirty river. Oh man.I'm


Taking Care of Business
2008-09-27 19:59:21
Today I had my interview with an international marketing, PR and brand development firm.I was blown away when the boss described the internship, it was too good to be true. I will be working on a large project: a consumer study of the market place in Saigon. I will be researching who shops, why they shop and what they shop for.The boss repeatedly told me that he was very interested in me because o
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Lost In Translation
2008-09-27 19:37:08
This is for all my Sex in the City fans:That translates to: Attractive People and LoveHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WHAT?!
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That's SO Vietnamese
2008-09-27 19:30:22
"Only in Vietnam."A lot of the foreigners refer to shoddy craftsmanship, dangerously exposed electric cables or ghetto and illogical way of doing things as... "so Vietnamese ."Last night, when I was trying to turn on the light, I got electrocuted. Not badly, but enough to scare the shit out of me. There was a thunderstorm and I idiotically took a shower. 3 feet away from my body was an outlet. And


Shopping for Clothes in Vietnam
2008-09-27 18:58:17
:Friday:I had dinner with an Italian expat. He teaches English at night and works on his business during the day. He's trying to get some Italian investors to come to Vietnam .I was impressed when he ordered food. The waiter managed to understand the sounds made by the Italian's stiff tongue.I like how foreigners are opened to making new friends. A new friend is a new resource. He gave me the HR co
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