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SEO Thugs by Shopautodotca Seocontest Danielle
2007-03-31 02:15:00
If this offends you, please don't read it.I have noticed over the past few months, as I have learned not only more about SEO but also more about the people who practice SEO, is that there are really those who think they are like really gangsta or something. The whole Dave Pasternack thing for example. That was really malicious and I don't really care what he said. What are they, like twelve? Why waste your time trying to bury someone else's site when you are trying to optimize yours?And sometimes the mouths on some SEO's. So cocky, and insulting towards others too. I have noticed that a lot looking at all the different seocontests there are. Some people are really friendly, but some need to just get a grip! It's still just a game.Maybe it is because most SEO's are men and men probably that rank in search engines is directly correlated with the length of their penis. And who says balls are the new tits?
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Google AJAX Search API: For the beginner and the pro
2007-03-31 00:23:00
I love Google AJAX search API. I mean you can totally customize, but they also have easy and quick little wizards that you can use if you are not really comfortable "doing it yourself". It's an easy way to include current content on your page. You can use news, blogs, videos. I don't really make much use of the videos one because I don't like online videos. That's just me. I have made use of Google AJAX search on my seocontest site too. And with regards to the customization, well there is really no limit to what you can do, and even as beginner, which I am, it's easy because they provide you with great online guides, blogs, and code examples. Some people are really good and they take use this to build full online applications (not just as a little widget like me). Maybe when I am done this seo contest by shopautodotca I will learn a bit more about it and start creating my own Google AJAX search API application.But AJAX search API is by no means the "coolest thing" offered by Googl
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SEO for Girls
2007-03-31 00:20:00
So I have noticed that there are not that many girls that are interested in search engine optimization and ranking. I am not saying there are no girls, by any means, but there seems to be a lot more men in this contest, in forums about SEO , and SEO blogs are mostly written by men. What’s with that?I am surprised that more girls do not enjoy this. It’s sort of like my hobby. My hobby that I don’t talk about because people think I am weird when I get all excited about the rank of sites I have built. Hey… just for fun do a search for “seo Danielle”. Not number 1 but getting there! Maybe that will be my little side challenge. Try to get to number 1 for seo danielle, and if I win my contest I will order Swiss Chalet for myself! And if I lose I will probably order Swiss Chalet anyways because it’s my money. But it’s funny because most girls really like attention and they all want to be famous or something, and chicks dig MySpace because they can make their little pages and ha
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Elton John, Working at the Flower Store, and the Shopautodotca Seocontest of London Ontario
2007-03-27 06:35:00
I am sure that by now some of you know where I work: Posno Flowers. I thought I would talk about that in this post because I have never really mentioned what I do and much about me. So I work at a flower store… and I love the shopautodotca seocontest. I am actually pretty proud of myself with regards to the website. I know it is nothing fancy but I am really new to this and the page was not really designed for any other purpose than to succeed in the search engines. We already had two sites that are offered by the florist organizations, but these are designed to do badly in the search engines in my opinion. They don't let you change any of the tags or title and there is very little you can do (you get this crummy little dashboard where you can change the price of the flowers and change your greeting and make coupons and dumb stuff). I figure FTD and Teleflora do it that way to be democratic because there are a lot of other florists in the area that they provide sites to. So the only
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Why all this fuss for the shopautodotca seocontest?
2007-03-27 06:33:00
As it has been for about a week, my site is still at number 1 in MSN for the shopautodotca seocontest. I figure it's my spot now! I might put up some pictures soon and hang the porch swing, just kidding! It makes me very happy though that I have a number 1 spot in at least one of the other search engines. Sure, everybody has bad things to say about MSN but I still have the number 1 spot and no one else does. That makes me proud of myself and confirms my belief that with a little more learning and practice, I might become really good at search engine optimization. I have learned so much in the past few weeks too! I don't know what to do with all this new information: Oh Wait… yes I do. I will use it on my seocontest sites. Nothing like a little self-education to get the blood pumping!Anyways, I am going to move to another blog now because if I say everything here then I will have to double post because I will have run out of "material" about shopautodotca seocontest. Really there is


Horror Seocontest and The Shopautodotca Puppet Brigade
2007-03-27 06:32:00
Found this creepy picture on another seocontest site. It frightens me! I would be so scared if I was surrounded by creepy sock puppets and this boy looks scared too! I found this at http://seoblackhat.com/feed/ (figure I would give them a link since I had ripped their horror-picture.
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Shopautodotca Seocontest, The 300 and My New Build-a-Bear
2007-03-26 06:29:00
Shopautodotca, The 300 and My New Build -A-BearI saw the movie the 300 tonight… It was really good and the fighting was so awesome! It's 300 really buff guys and they all have 12 packs and boobies. There is this one part where they hold their shields up to protect themselves all in a line and then they lift their shields all at the same time and jab and then cover themselves with their shields in unison killing layer after layer of Persian slaves and it was just beautiful harmony. If I was a gay guy I would love this movie the most and as a heterosexual female I thought it was A-okay for the eye candy. It's a pretty sexy movie too. There were lots of boobies, but also lots of carnage and grotesque imagery. It was made by the people who made Sin City so I knew what to expect going in. I liked the whole sepia thing too. Kind of expected something like that after the sort of film noir quality in Sin City.But the whole time I was at the movie I kept thinking about my stupid shopautodotc


Anna Nicole's diaries - Read Alexandre Dumas Instead
2007-03-25 06:29:00
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Two diaries written by Anna Nicole Smith have sold on online auction site eBay for more than $500,000 to a German man planning to use them as the basis of a book, according to the memorabilia house that sold them. Read the restLet me get this straight: I can go to the store and buy the Count of Monte Cristo by Dumas, a great book which I have read already but I want to read again now because it was so darn good and and I have been thinking about it a lot lately because I have not read it in a few years. The first time I read it, I did it in three days. I was at the cottage and I holed myself up in my room for three days and could not stop reading and lived off diet coke and pepperoni sticks. And all this for ten dollars!OR...I can buy Anna Nicole's diaries from the 90s for only $500,000 on EBAY. Her previous famous diary included the timeless sentiment in its pages: I hate for men to want sex all the time. I hate sex." This diary sold for about $285,000. If only s
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Things to say if you want people to think you care about things
2007-03-24 05:28:00
It's too bad about the manatees.Do you want a tissue?I didn't backwash.I hope that didn't hurt your feelings, I was just being honest.We should send some blankets to Cuba.I didn't invite you because I knew you would not have any fun.Can you put this in the recycling box for me?
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SEO for Blondes in the shopautodotca seocontest
2007-03-23 05:24:00
So Mr. Funny Pants knows that I called him Mr. Funny Pants… tee hee. (I am really not that offended by blonde jokes, but I don't like racial jokes because as a student of anthropology I have grown to respect the fact that race is a cultural construct and biological race in fact could barely be said to exist anymore but that is beside the point)… anywhoo…So I thought I would introduce some important moments in blond-history:1964 – Diane Sawyer becomes first female 60 Minutes correspondent.1976 – Barbara Walters becomes the first woman to co-host network news.1977 – Farah Fawcett joins the cast of Charlie's Angels.1987 – Margaret Thatcher becomes first person in history to serve 3 consecutive terms as Prime Minister of England.1999 – Pamela Anderson has a breast reduction.
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secret funny seocontest prank
2007-03-23 05:23:00
I wanted to think of something funnyto do tonight that I would nevertell anyone about.A secret funny prank. But I can't think of anything.And I bet you 10$ that if I didnobody else would think it was funny at all.


Does Britney Spears have her shopautodotca screwed in right?
2007-03-23 05:22:00
Like crazy is cool when it's in an irreverent quality but geez publicly going bonkers because her life must be so miserable. I realize her life is crap, but it's not as though she does not have all the opportunity in the world to overcome those obstacles. Really Britney get a grip. You are freaking rich as hell and you have children to be thinking about. There is a really thin line between teen pop princess and hag.
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Haha Funny!
2007-03-23 05:21:00
That's pretty funny.
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$0.03 with Google Adsence
2007-03-23 05:19:00
So my web hosting is free with Tripod and so my site has to support ads, whatever, it's not like it has to be pretty because it is in no way built for the user. And I figured since I was going to have ugly disfiguring ads on my site I may as well make some money. And I have. I have made three cents which means for every week since I built my shopautodotca seocontest site that means one whole penny in the bank. My lord I feel like I have already won! Check out my seocontest site and see why it is worth one penny a week! Visit http://shopautodotcaseo.tripod.com/blog/One year of ads - $0.52Ten years of ads - $5.20Twenty years of ads - $10.40What will I be able to do with the money made from my shopautodotca-seocontest site in twenty years? Let's see I will be much older so my interests and tastes will be more boring and considering inflation and all that. Maybe one of those purse size Kleenex packs or gum, right?In ten years, I would probably buy yogurt or something healthy to eat.In on
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Dear Prince William,
2007-03-23 05:17:00
Dear Prince William ,I don't know much about you. When I was younger I used to write you letters. I would never send them but I would write them because I wanted to be a princess. And I still do and it's not like you are a prince like in Coming to America with Eddie Murphy that nobody knows about and that can integrate himself into ghetto USA life and working at a fast food restaurant and dating the daughters of the owner of the fast food restaurant. You are a real prince and you go to balls and I bet you the girls you bring get to wear ball gowns all the time and I never do. None of my friends do and no one really gets to except for famous and rich and royalty type people. But that does not seem right or fair. I mean not everybody wants to wear ball gowns and maybe not all of us should but I mean they give us Barbie's with bodies we will never have, do they have to add insult to injury by letting us dress them with dresses that we will never get to wear too. So I used to write you l


So I copied the screen where I was at number 1 on...
2007-03-21 05:16:00
So I copied the screen where I was at number 1 on MSN to preserve the moment for posterity.I want to cherish the shopautodotca seocontest memories, you know! My only victory so far… now I only have to stay there for a few more months? Gee whiz! And so other than that the shopautodotca seocontest is moving very slowly it seems… Jeremy is still at number #1 in Google. And there is an SEO company at number #1 in Yahoo…. Who knows what will happen next?Hopefully things start to move around a little (in my benefit that is). They never say 1 out of 3 ain't bad… they say 2 out of 3 ain't bad. So now one down one more to go… I have to keep raising the stakes right in order to make this fun!Anyways thanks to anyone who is helping me with links to my shopautodotca seocontest site! Check out that page for a more extensive report on the shopautodotca seocontest.


Google Hates Tripod
2007-03-20 05:15:00
So I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that GOOGLE hates Tripod and that it is unduly discriminating against my site... i am in the #1 and #2 spots on MSN... so why #80 on Google . Clearly my shopautodotca seocontest is the best... not only because I have a lot of good backlinks but my site is awesome and maybe my SEO techniques are not as high-tech as some of them, I totally make up for it it with actual content.. not just one or two repetitive pages... I mean gee whiz my blog has been updated almost daily! So I leave this post on my GOOGLE blog... What's Up Google?
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Irish Men
2007-03-18 05:13:00
I loved dating Irish men, I especially love listening to their Irish parents bicker... I don't if it's the accent but really I enjoy listening to petty arguments of these Irish guys parents!?So I bought this cheapo domain for the shopautodotca seocontesthttp://www.techophelia.infoand it redirects to my shopautodotca seocontest siteSo now I have to switch some of my links to the www.technophelia.info URL so that some of my backlinks go to this. which suck. But I still have a few hours before I go kiss some irish men.. so here goes!!!Happy Kiss Some Irish Men Day!


Bittersweet seocontest triumph
2007-03-14 05:12:00
Ah it was sweet... well bitter sweet because when I checked later I had dropped back down. My shopautodotca seocontest site will pull through... and i refuse to get a domain name. Well... too nice outside to play with shopautodotca just wanted to make a short post about my brief triumph on MSN.... brief but well-deserved! Check out all my seocontest sites!
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Is that your shopautodotca or are you just happy to see me?
2007-03-13 05:09:00
So another evening checking out my shopautodotca seocontest sites and blogs. Not much new to report. I am in Google and MSN but not Yahoo. I am doing slightly okay on MSN and terrible on Google. I am not ashamed of myself though. I have worked hard and I think that soon my hard work will pay off (any minute now you will see).Had a crap day and kinda want to smash something (or maybe while playing a friendly game of stickball I might accidentaly hit a ball through a window thereby indirectely causing it to smash, because I would feel terrible to actually smash something, I at least need the premise of an accident?). I am kind of b-i-t-c-h-y today because I wish people would consider that maybe I have a life of my own and can't always be doing stuff for them. Like I already spent all weekend dealing with all kinds not my problems and maybe I had wanted to do something and now I have to deal with another not my problem and maybe there are problems that are my problems that I want to sort


Shopautodotca Seocontest RSS on my Blogger Blog
2007-03-12 04:14:00
The posts from my official shopautodotca seocontest site can now be seen on this blogger page so that you can see what is going on at my official shopautodotca seocontest blog. This is updated as my blog is updated so check out the posts to the right of my shopautodotca seocontest blogger page. I am really excited about this because not only does it create more links for me but it also helps me to show what is going on at my official site from this page without the person having to go to my main shopautodotca seocontest site. The blogs on that page are a little more interesting than the ones on this shopautodotca seocontest blog so I am hopeful that I will get some traffic. Go shopautodotca seocontest and long live Fraggle Rock!
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Google Has Found My Site Again
2007-03-12 03:13:00
Yay Google has again found my shopautodotca seocontest site which means I am back in the running. I am still in the same spot in MSN. I need to keep reminding myself that there are still three months until the end the shopautodotca seocontest. I had a dream the other day that in the morning I checked the search engines when I got to work and I was at number #1 in Google... see positive visualiation is where its at. I figure it should take a while but my hard work should pay off in about a month's time. TIC TOC TIC TOC.So just a short update for my blogger blog about my shopautodotca seocontest site.Please check it out! If you want to learn about search engine optimization, sites in seocontests are probably your best bet for seeing real exaggerated examples of how to get you site to the top of the ranks.My site is hosted by Tripod and can be found here: shopautodotca seocontest and my shopautodotca seocontest official blog.I am also now participating in the globalwarming awareness2007
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Ode to Jeremy in Shopautodotca Seocontest I am je...
2007-03-11 04:11:00
Ode to Jeremy in Shopautodotca SeocontestI am jealous of Jeremy and his super-dooper rankHe has more links than meI really must be frankI wonder what he did to get so high in MSNAt this point I would be happy ranking number ten


Another day in the shopautodotca
2007-03-10 04:10:00
So I am not sure what i am doing right or what I am doing wrong at this point in the shopautodotca seocontest. I know that some of my techniques are working but at this point my biggest regret is that I only got it started in March. I wish I had known about this in January because I think that those people may have the upper hand since they were first. Go shopautodotca seocontest!If anyone has any pointers for someone entered in an seocontest I would be more than grateful. I do know somewhat about search engine optimization however I am not sure if this is maybe a little different than what you would typically do because there are many people competing actively for that one word.Anyways... my shopautodotca seocontest site can be found at http://shopautodotcaseo.tripod.com/


Hitchhiking
2007-03-08 00:38:00
Hitchhiking is most certainly my favourite form of transportation. Though I have given up doing it now that I must be "grown up" I miss the freedom of no destination or timeline. Decide to go camping in Owen Sound... end up in California. Plan on doing the whole east coast in a summer and end up living in a small village in Gaspesie for four months. I would meet so many good and interesting people.Some of the most memorable:-the old lady who took me home for milk and cookies-the man with the truck who took me up on the hills to see the wind generators and when he went in the store to pick up some beer he left the keys in the car.. like he trusted me-the fishing guide who took me on a historical tour of Gaspesie.. he was looking for a good spot to fish for the day and ended up taking me hours up the coast-the man from Florida with the camper who picked me up early one morning and we had bacon and eggs with an ocean view-Steve from Arizona in the red Jeep Cherokee-the man outside of Sant


Beefsteak or Steakpotatoes & More Seocontest Nonsense for Easter
2007-04-01 07:36:00
So I thought, while I was eating my extremely delicious big hamburger, about the absolute girly stupidity of my SEOCONTEST for girls post. I won't remove it because I should have to suffer the shame, but I want to. I want to hide it like I do with pictures that make me look fat.So let me tell you about this burger: It was a bacon cheeseburger with mozarella cheese on a ciabatta bun. And I also had french fries with gravy on the side and the french fries were the kind that are really wide and flat... I think they are called beefsteak or something like that (but beefsteak is a funny name for french fries because it makes reference to beef twice but says nothing about the potatoes, I would call them steakpotatoes). Yum. I wish I had another now. Or a soft taco supreme perhaps.Can I find nothing else to comment on than food anyways? Probably not. Maybe I should mention my shopautodotca seocontest blog? Naw.So Easter is coming up next week, for those who celebrate it. I am not a religious
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SEOCONTESTS for Girls:
2007-03-31 22:45:00
Being a girl in a seocontest really sucks, because of the fact that I am a girl.Nobody has made any derogatory remarks. No one has singled me out for being a girl.That is not the issue. The issue is girls have feelings and emotions, feelings that sometimes might affect my ability to think rationally. I am sensitive, like a delicate flower. I try to act tough. But I want to use words like: vulnerable, insecure, emotional. Sorry if this offends the fem crowd. I am a total feminist and the Second Sex is my bible and all, but I am emotional. I cannot deny that physically, I have girl parts and girl hormones and they DIRECTLY affect my ability to think clearly sometimes. Not to imply I am a chronic hysterical mess, but I have feelings and I like talking about them, and I get these feelings hurt and THEN I turn into a hysterical mess.So what does this have to with seocontests anyways?Well, not just in this contest but in the other seocontests I have been monitoring, I have noticed that some
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Big Hamburgers for Seocontest Fuel
2007-03-31 21:57:00
So me and my friend are going out for dinner tonight and I am extremely excited because I want to have a big hamburger with delicious french fries too. I am so hungry for a big hamburger. This seocontest is making me eat so much junk food and I am getting a stomach ache because of it. So hopefully the big juicy hambuger with give me the energy I need to keep up the seocontest.You know I really think that shopautodotca should have specified that you needed to get a new domain. That is what we all did, because well, what is the challenge in optimizing a site that already has a PR of 5 and has been submitted to many directories. I guess I should have just taken the easiest route too.There are lots of seocontests out there. I am considering starting one of my own for the flower store (but I don't want to talk about our damned site because I get rogers hosting for it and they so screwed me and I hate them). As I said in a past post, I built that site to connect to our e-commerce sites that
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Blogging is actually kind of fun... an seocontest revelation
2007-04-03 02:36:00
I have never had a blog before. Sure, I have created some blogs and posted once and then deleted the post, then the blog. And I have created a few to help me gain exposure for the flower store site, but blogging has never been something that I have done or thought that I would do. And now I find myself really enjoying myself. I thought it would make me self-conscious to post my thoughts on a public site, but truth is I don't even think about it anymore. I am finding that my posts are becoming more "sincere", and that I am discussing a broader range of topics. And sometimes during the day I will think of something and will make a mental note to include that in my blog posts that night. I don't even know who reads this stuff, and really it does not matter because I write now for my own enjoyment. I am going to start trying to make my posts a little more cohesive, but I don't want to be All Business because All Business is boring and I hate being boring and bored.I thought maybe I woul
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My mom really likes Easter like I like the shopautodotca seocontest
2007-04-03 02:11:00
I took some pictures of what my mom did this weekend. There are lots more but I got really tired of waiting for them to upload. In any case, I am pretty sure these few pictures say it all. We are a festive people. Happy Easter to the Shopautodotca Seocontest participants who celebrate Easter!


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