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Asking The Right Question 2008-09-04 00:16:42 Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Max replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?”
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I smoke while I pray?”
The Priest replies, “No, my son, you may not! That’s utter disrespect [...] Read more:Question
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6weeks, 6months, 6years. . . 2008-08-03 02:18:41 Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose?
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Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I’m home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??
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Gifts:
6 [...]
Top 20 Never Answered Questions! 2008-07-25 02:07:01 1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
2. Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the [...]
Why do men wear ear rings? 2008-06-19 16:50:39 I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer.
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.”
The man walks up to him [...]
Stock Market - Explained with monkeys! 2008-09-22 03:27:37 Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10.
The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. [...] Read more:Market
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A talking whale - Video 2008-09-19 23:24:18 Found this on BBC America today.
No, not a circus trick, but a Japanese researcher has managed to train a Beluga to speak.
It can right now speak three ‘words’. That’s a really beautiful Beluga. I hope we do preserve these animals and don’t let them go extinct or hunt them down till they [...]
NEVER TICK OFF A NURSE 2008-09-18 13:23:42 A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around
just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to
have anything to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up [...]
12 Ways To Get Rid Of A Telemarketer 2008-09-16 02:56:25 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
Ask, “How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?”
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2. If you get one of those pushy [...] Read more:Telemarketer
Hunt For Hidden Letters - Exercise your eyes 2008-09-15 03:22:45 Can you find the C?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO Read more:Exercise
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ah yes, the Genesis! 2008-09-11 01:47:32 YES, its more spacious then a 7 series.
YES, its priced like a 3 series.
BUT, its not even fun like a 1 series.
Who cares, its meant for the comfort seeking crowd not the fun-lovers, and its more of a the Lexus/Mercedes then a Beemer.
Couple of weird stuff though:
Only driver seat has the seat cooler, and when [...] Read more:Genesis
Keeping The Fish Fresh - Japanese Way 2008-09-08 01:42:22 The Japanese
have always loved fresh fish. But the waters close to Japan have not held many fish for decades.
So to feed the Japanese population, Fishing boats got bigger and went farther than ever.
The farther the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring in the fish. If the return trip took more than [...]
Asking The Right Question 2008-09-04 00:16:42 Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Max replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?”
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I smoke while I pray?”
The Priest replies, “No, my son, you may not! That’s utter disrespect [...] Read more:Question
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(Beer) Investment Advice 2008-10-08 11:42:53 If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of [...] Read more:Investment Advice
5 Most Unbelievable Symptoms 2008-10-07 03:04:08 1.Allergic to water:
Teenager Ashleigh Morris can’t go swimming, soak in a hot bath or enjoy a shower after a stressful day’s work - she’s allergic to water.
Even sweating brings the 19-year-old out in a painful rash.
Ashleigh, from Melbourne, Australia, is allergic to water of any temperature, a condition she’s lived with since she was 14. [...] Read more:Unbelievable
Kids are quick 2008-10-06 14:24:20 TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: [...]
Find Your Blind Spot! 2008-10-03 02:03:29 WARNING: Headache Inducing
Close your left eye and just focus your right eye on the tiny cross. At some point the big circle will disappear as it crosses your ‘blind spot’.
If you can’t see this effect, then try sitting closer/further from the screen. Read more:Blind
Generation Y 2008-10-01 21:18:12 Why the Y Generation
Hmm, I’ve always wondered about this myself. Now I know.
- The Silent generation, people born before 1946.
- The Baby Boomers, people born between 1946 and 1963.
- Generation X, people born between 1964 and 1979.
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Men’s rules (Are we such pigs?) 2008-10-01 21:09:58 Please note.. these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!
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1. Men are NOT mind readers.
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
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1. Crying is blackmail.
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1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do [...]
Parents are precious 2008-10-01 21:06:24 This was narrated by an IAF pilot at a Seminar recently on Human Relations:
Venkatesh Balasubramaniam (who works for IIT) describes how his gesture of booking an air ticket for his father, his maiden flight, brought forth a rush of emotions and made him (Venkatesh) realize that
how much we all take for granted when [...] Read more:Parents
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Asking for a pay rise 2008-10-01 19:09:45 One day an employee emails his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!
Dear Bo$$,
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I [...]
Stay away from the Donkey! 2008-10-01 02:54:07 The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey [...] Read more:Donkey
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