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Your Dream Job is Awaiting You - You Asshat 2008-08-28 00:49:08
Want a cush consulting job in information technology? Well wait no longer. If your dream job is in the field of I.T. consulting then all you need is a clip-on tie and a rudimentary understanding of the dangers of fire; "fire bad - computers good." If you can make hand tools with flint rock you are in like Flynn, you furrow browed neanderthal.
Just be sure to plug-in that desktop system whilst s Read more:Dream
Beasts of Burden 2008-08-25 23:27:31
Take a moment and inhale a deep breath. Pictured below are two dolphins. Briefly look at the image and determine your stress level according to the indicator located below the photo.
If you can see both dolphins, then your stress level is within the acceptable range.
If you see anything other than two dolphins, like two star-nosed moles mating with an elephant shrew, a pack of alaskan minks, Read more:Burden
Static's World Domination Plan: Awards and Merits 2008-08-25 20:25:13 As I watched someone trip over a gummy bear and fall, I rubbed my fingers together all giddily and whispered, "Excellent... everything is going as planned as in my... plan... plan B!"Then I started chuckling, and when I couldn't hold in my perverse joy any longer, I laughed out loud, "Muahahahaha!!!" Plan B has started. I will rule the world and no one is going to stop ME!kekekeke!"Hey! Get back t Read more:World
, Awards
Famous Farts in Sports 2008-08-21 22:54:16 All this hype over the Olympics has me cringing like a homophobe at a Gay Pride Parade. But, thankfully there are some events that can be more enjoyable because of little girls lip synching krappy songs, female volleyball players (and the political figureheads who slap their butts), the amount of epic fail recorded for history's sake to laugh at. And of course, farting athletes. I wonder who the Read more:Famous
, Sports
Spanish Offensive Ad Has A Basketball Jones 2008-08-13 22:42:38 2008 Beijing Olympics Special Report:Spain's Olympic basketball team recently posed for an advertisement prior to the Games which appears to show all its players slanting their eyes.As an uproar over the picture has grown to epic proportions today. The move to print the ad offended its Olympic hosts in Beijing. The Organization of Chinese-Americans has released multiple statements condemning the p Read more:Spanish
, Offensive
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Every Road Ragezilla Has His Day 2008-08-11 23:54:14 I'll come right out and say it; I dislike bad drivers. Actually some of them I hate. I mean, no one likes them, but I have a real intense dislike for people that seem to be in such a hurry to get nowhere as fast as they possibly can, and are willing to put my life and the lives of other people in danger just to get nowhere (ok possibly somewhere) a few minutes faster than the rest of us. Where's t
Blow Up Church Full of Hot Air 2008-08-08 22:34:43 Thursday August 07, 2008Article credit: ReutersROME - A 30-meter-long blow-up church will be erected on an italian beach near the Adriatic coast. Desperate catholic priests and nuns are following their flock to the the beach and are ready to take confessions, souls need to be saved and the church needs donations.The question is what kind of confessions are they expecting from beachgoers?"Forgive m Read more:Church
Crabs Only Itch When You're Angry... like a clown 2008-08-02 18:59:10 While The Angry Dolphin peeps on Slave crabs slaving away in the evil crab slave volcano, I had a wild thought and a wild moment with my clown.So on this particular evening when I was alone and playing with my clown I suddenly heard a knock at the door. I cleaned up quickly, quicker than I ever had before and hurried to see who was there. Why it was my good friends Buffy, Willow, and their friend Read more:Crabs
Separated at birth? 2008-07-29 14:46:26 We're all different, right? I beg to differ. Just take one look around the celebrity landscape and you'll see what I mean. Well praise be - many a celebrity has got a doppelganger! Let's have a look at some of the top contenders for whom may have been separated from whom at birth
in some sort of cruel science experiment.Adam Sandler & Jason BiggsWhy they look like they could almost be twins d Read more:Separated
The Cheese Crusades 2008-07-22 21:42:01 Somehow I found myself in the middle of a war on the internet. I'm not quite sure how it happened as I was pleasantly minding my own business. It was a day like any other only it was the kind of day where the birds were swimming in the ocean and the fish were flying in the sky. So I knew something was amiss.I was visiting a local pancake shop Hot Carl's for a midmorning breakfast. They have a some Read more:Cheese
Ask Static: Part Duh 2008-07-17 19:55:28
Static,
Do you really look like that? Is that your hair? My what big eyes you have, are they yours? By the looks of your avatar you seem like you need medication... Well, do you? (etc. etc. ad infinitum)
Since I became a member of the BlogCatalog community, many users at have been asking me if my avatar is in fact a picture of me.
Although I can only aspire to be as handsome, charming and enth
If They Were Called... 2008-07-15 15:01:05 What if Michael Jacksons songs had "in my pants" added to the end of them? Well, that's just what Krapsody has answered!Oh golly, these are BAD (no pun intended)...P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) in my pants [Michael Jackson]Just Good Friends in my pants [Michael Jackson]Another Part Of Me in my pants [Michael Jackson]Man In The Mirror in my pants [Michael Jackson]I Just Can't Stop Loving You in my pa
This Is Friggin' Hilarious 2008-07-14 22:12:16 NEWS UPDATE!Baby Commended After Posting"How To Make A Teen Fly"Child Abuse Video On You Tube - Article & video courtesy of KrapsodyDesoto, GeorgiaA 16-year-old Lee County teenager who had been arrested and charged with felony cruelty to a child after posting a video on YouTube, demonstrating how to "Make A Baby Fly", has received sentencing yesterday which was handed down by Judge Judy who s
This Is Not Funny 2008-07-14 20:30:40 Teen Arrested After Posting "How To Make A Baby Fly" Child Abuse Video On You Tube - Article & video courtesy of ThaLunatic Daily and The Dreamin' DemonThis is so sick I can't begin to describe my feelings about it. YouTube has given certain people an outlet for being as stupid and as comtemptable as they want to be. I've done some stupid things like any other person has when they were a kid. Read more:Funny
Krapsody's Latest Reviews 2008-07-06 20:32:53 Happy 4th of July weekend to you all! If you are out there enjoying bbq's, fireworks and having a relaxing time more power to you. Have a great time.However, as for me I've been working and slaving over my blog today. Yes it's that time folks, time to re-evaluate this pile of krap floating around in cyberspace.Here's the latest review of Krapsody posted by some freak named Static. The zoo's gotta
Hulk Will Suck Movie Review + Air Freshener Gripe 2008-07-06 11:37:56 Even though I haven't officially seen it and even though I am also a fan of Edward Norton's acting, the new Incredible Hulk Movie is sure to suck big green Incredible Hulk ass.Yep, that's my prediction. How many times can they do Hulk movies? If the CG isn't over the top, the story line is always the same. Meek, mild mannered, perhaps even passive-aggressive, Dr. David Banner gets into a sticky si Read more:Gripe
Honorificabilitudinitatibus Chompers 2008-06-30 23:31:30 Hey! Into body modifications like nipple removal? Well then, if eyeball tattooing wasn't enough how about.. tooth tattoos? That's right. A trip to the dentist can win you a set of chompers straight out of a biker's fantasy... an alcohol, LSD and methamphetamine fantasy possibly, like a Hunter S. Thompson orgy with a sea of half-baked, half-naked jester friends being pinged out of their brains. Cop
666 People Visited This Site 2008-06-29 10:50:21 Oh noes! According to Google Analytics... my blog received 666 visitors this past month. Which naturally must mean it's the devil's blog!Idle hands do the devil's work, so apparently I am doing just that. I don't feel any different. Hold on, I hear the phone, just a sec... "Hello? Who? Damien Thorn? Oh, yes, okay. Hi Damien. What's up? Hey everyone it's Damien Thorn!" "Hello everyone. Static, how
Top 6 Health Hazards of Public Swimming Pools 2008-06-19 18:08:28 Summer is almost here! Oh what fun it is. Beach parties, cookouts, days out at the local swimming pool unless you are one of the lucky ones to have your own backyard pool. But fun in the sun is just not all it's cracked up to be. Here's a quick list of things that you can catch at a public swimming pool or even the private backyard variety that you share with friends and family this summer. So bew Read more:Health
, Hazards
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Need A Lift? 2008-06-15 20:06:10 Having thoughts about cosmetic surgery? Keep these in your wallet for quick reference. If those don't deter you this willJoan Van ArkBeforeAfter40 to 80 in just under 6 seconds...
Caption This Little Piece of Gorillasushi 2008-06-07 17:46:05 My digital friend and fellow-blogger, Jason over at GorillaSushi.com hosted a Carnival of Caption
s on 5-29-08. Unfortunately, I was churning butter that day, so I missed out. But as I always say it's better to be fashionably late than never show up.Claire at A Little Piece of Me participated and had a photo that just I couldn't resist captioning."Clearing a llama's nasal passages requires ALOT of
Net Neutrality or Net Reality? 2008-06-07 17:45:33 As supporters of net neutrality come up with new and improved ways to spread the word that includes everything from the net neutrality bill, the usual propaganda, petitions, guerilla marketing attempts and some other inventive ideas that simply verge on the absurd. Oh yes. Always be prepared for that.Tania Derveaux is a prime example of the absurd step netizens have taken to save the internet. I'm Read more:Neutrality
, Net Neutrality
How to Get Revenge On Construction Workers 2008-06-07 17:44:35 Ladies! Tired of getting squawked at when you walk by a construction site? Well now you can get your revenge...Warning: Possibly NSFWChick Gets Revenge
On ConstructionWorkers
- Watch more free videosIngredients:1 part frustration1 part attitude1 part pre-op transexualEnjoy!
Semiotic Retardology 2008-06-03 17:09:24 Lost critter.Seeing the dentist in a foreign country means getting screwed.Imagine the pain.Seriously... Imagine the pain.Everyone wants a 0% off sale.Nice. If you're into that. Just don't call him Shirley.Just kidding. Sorry about your total loss!Hmm, and all this time I thought these people were ACTUALLY homeless.Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being.A collection of really bad ads. Wh
Laugh, by Thunder, Laugh! 2008-09-21 09:34:17 And that's just what you do when you realize September 19th was Talk Like A Pirate Day.It's true, do it! do it now! We missed it. All those who didn't talk like a pirate on friday will have to walk the plank with me. ARR!A pirate speaks,"O'ly wale shite t' is Septembre the 19th?! Wall, den I bedder learn 'ow t' talk like a pirate 'fore arget jabbed oon me aft by a randy arse pirate den!"Loosely tr Read more:Thunder
The Psychedelic Voodoo Lounge On Acid 2008-09-16 13:56:55 "Turn On, Tune In, Drop Veg Out" man. People come to Krapsody for strange facts, weird tidbits and useless information. And so here's a bit more of that for ya.TIRED OF THE SAME OLD BORING FURNISHINGS?You are in luck friends. Thanks to Darkroastedblend.com who compiled all the oddities the furniture making world has to offer, now you too can have a Meat Mirror!Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the Read more:Psychedelic
, Voodoo
Daredevil and Crew Flattened by Salt Flats 2008-09-12 22:04:34 Sep 5, 12:41 am EDTSALT LAKE CITY, Utah - A motorcyclist died in a Utah land speed record attempt last Wednesday. 47-year-old Cliff Gullett of Montana was killed after losing control of his bike at 385 kilometers (239 miles) per hour and crashing on Utah’s famous Bonneville Salt Flats
.He was trying to beat the world speed record set by ajet powered wheelchair manned by none other thanGiuseppe Ce
I Get a Kick Out of You 2008-09-04 23:16:33 Here's a weird one for ya. Feet get a new pedicure treat. A pedicure if you didn't know is a way to improve the appearance of the feet, and their nails. Commonly using a pumice stone to remove dead skin and clipping the nails and filing them all, adding a bit of polish and then a good rub down with some oil.And if you don't know what a foot is, you have REAL problems.According to Urban Dictionary4
Warning - This Post Contains: EGGS 2008-10-08 21:14:20 ...and bitches.Oct. 05, 2008Heyas everyone! Miss me while I was gone? I has beens so busy busy busy.Y'know I have so many things to do. Like:Taste testing prison food (tastes just like dog food... blech!). Seeing how long I can hold my breath (Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes) Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Some tips: hyp
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