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Thought For The Day
2008-09-25 23:02:17
Kind of has a point. 'Nuff said.


Zoo Trainer Loses Keys Inside Elephant
2008-10-21 12:48:32
Tues Oct. 18, 2008 Monaco, France (Krapsody) - On Saturday at the Monaco Zoo , Alois Schieklgrüber, one of the most famous elephant trainers in Europe, lost his keys to the animal cages inside an... [Read Full Story]
Read more: Trainer

Krapcipe: Spam Skillet Casserole - Broil until golden
2008-10-17 00:07:52
* Exported from MasterSlop (a subsidy of Krap Imports)* SPAM SKILLET CASSEROLE RECIPE by Sir Static of Krapsody - Decimator of Spammers Recipe By : The Robot Defeating, Cannibalistic Tribes of... [Read Full Story]
Read more: Casserole

Keanu Reeves Gets Even With Paparazzo
2008-10-13 16:52:33
Fri Oct. 10, 2008 Hollywood, CA (Krapsody) - Keanu Reeves ran over a photographer yesterday afternoon with his Porsche. The photographer, Sal Saliva, has survived and is suing Mr. Reeves, the star... [Read Full Story]
Read more: Paparazzo

Ask Static: Part Tresbian
2008-10-09 14:10:00
Yes, it's that time again folks. I get to answer your questions and offer a teaspoonful of my wisdom (anymore than that and you might gag or your brain could explode). I was recently contacted by a... [Read Full Story]


Gloria in Excelsis Deo
2008-11-17 19:42:27
Mon Nov. 17, 2008 Greece (Krapsody) - A sad day for Krapsody as one of our reporters, Gloria Phlogiston was done in at a motocross track yesterday evening while taping a story about the dangers of... [Read Full Story]


Ladies and Gentlemen: The 44th President of the United States of America
2008-11-09 23:23:08
The day Senator Barack Obama was elected the 44th president of this great land, marks an important day in history. In fact, apparently the whole world thought so too. Thousands, nay millions,... [Read Full Story]
Read more: America , President , States , United

Krapsody's Nottie of the Week™ #2!
2008-11-09 23:19:22
Back by popular demand, a second installment of Krapsody's Nottie of the Week™! For your viewing pleasure, our newest member. Lou Zar, a 24 year-old garbage man from Shitsville, USA. Drop me an... [Read Full Story]


Krapsody's Nottie of the Week™!
2008-11-04 20:59:28
You may have already heard of the Hottie of the Week memes many blogs and other websites publish. But not until now has the internet had the Nottie of the Week™! That's right, it's a new meme I... [Read Full Story]


Pantless Trouble in Utah
2008-11-04 20:56:06
Mon Oct. 27, 2008 Utah (Krapsody) - A woman was escorted from a TRAX train Monday morning after fellow riders reported that she was not wearing any pants. Yes,... [Read Full Story]
Read more: Trouble

Obama's First Task as President
2008-12-16 08:53:19
Washington, D.C. - As you all know, unless you are living under a rock, or in a cave, America has chosen it's new leader. We give you President Barack "the Brock" Obama . America's first whitest... [Read Full Story]
Read more: First

Bad Holiday Theme Campaigns
2008-12-15 10:54:55
This is a story about the ACCCE's Magical Mystery Carbon Storage Adventure! and their Bad Holiday Campaign to promote "clean coal." ACCCE in recent years has spread its falsehoods on TV, radio,... [Read Full Story]
Read more: Campaigns , Theme

Ladies and Gentlemen: The 44th President of the United States of America
2008-12-15 10:43:01
The day Senator Barack Obama was elected the 44th president of this great land, marks an important day in history. In fact, apparently the whole world thought so too. Thousands, nay millions,... [Read Full Story]
Read more: America , President , States , United

Thought For The Day Too
2008-12-10 11:15:01
A little romance in the park... not what you think. After seeing this photo, I thought to myself, "Is that guy sticking his tongue out in the first pic? Ack, geez Louise" (that's the dog's... [Read Full Story]


Xmas Cometh or Not
2008-12-07 11:35:02
Sat Dec. 06, 2008 North Pole (Krapsody) - Xmas Cometh! Christmas is coming. 1 in 10 people are excited. 9 in 10 people could give a damn. Why are Santa’s elves at the North Pole so short? Many of... [Read Full Story]


The Great Turkey Massacre of 2008
2008-12-04 23:37:37
Thur Nov. 27, 2008 United States, Canada (Krapsody) - Most everyone, I'm sure, know that Thanksgiving represents a day set aside for family gathering and feasting upon the traditional bird called... [Read Full Story]
Read more: Great , Turkey

Krapsody's Nottie of the Week™ #3 and #4
2008-11-28 19:44:47
Once upon a time, some freak consumed blue cotton candy, marshmallows, and crack. Then shit out the Smurfs. My greatest achievement? I created Krapspot Personals. Here's installments 3 and 4 of... [Read Full Story]


Ask Static: Part Forsaken
2008-11-27 09:17:13
Before I get to the nitty gritty of a reader's email, the fourth question for Krapsody's advice column, Ask Static, I trust everyone is having a good holiday so far this year. Happy Thanksgiving to... [Read Full Story]


Kim Jong Missing?
2008-11-21 00:39:52
Fri Nov. 21, 2008 PYONGYANGSWEETPOONTANG, North Korea (Krapsody) -- North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il has been suffering from serious health problems, and may have had a stroke, perhaps he has... [Read Full Story]
Read more: Missing

Gloria in Excelsis Deo
2008-11-19 22:12:10
Mon Nov. 17, 2008 Greece (Krapsody) - A sad day for Krapsody as one of our reporters, Gloria Phlogiston was done in at a motocross track yesterday evening while taping a story about the dangers of... [Read Full Story]


Krapsody's Nottie of the Week™ #2!
2008-11-09 23:19:22
Back by popular demand, a second installment of Krapsody's Nottie of the Week™! For your viewing pleasure, our newest member. Lou Zar, a 24 year-old garbage man from Shitsville, USA. Drop me an... [Read Full Story]


Krapsody's Nottie of the Week™!
2008-11-04 20:59:28
You may have already heard of the Hottie of the Week memes many blogs and other websites publish. But not until now has the internet had the Nottie of the Week™! That's right, it's a new meme I... [Read Full Story]


Pantless Trouble in Utah
2008-11-04 20:56:06
Mon Oct. 27, 2008 Utah (Krapsody) - A woman was escorted from a TRAX train Monday morning after fellow riders reported that she was not wearing any pants. Yes,... [Read Full Story]
Read more: Trouble

Zoo Trainer Loses Keys Inside Elephant
2008-10-21 12:48:32
Tues Oct. 18, 2008 Monaco, France (Krapsody) - On Saturday at the Monaco Zoo , Alois Schieklgrüber, one of the most famous elephant trainers in Europe, lost his keys to the animal cages inside an... [Read Full Story]
Read more: Trainer

Krapcipe: Spam Skillet Casserole - Broil until golden
2008-10-17 00:07:52
* Exported from MasterSlop (a subsidy of Krap Imports)* SPAM SKILLET CASSEROLE RECIPE by Sir Static of Krapsody - Decimator of Spammers Recipe By : The Robot Defeating, Cannibalistic Tribes of... [Read Full Story]
Read more: Casserole

Keanu Reeves Gets Even With Paparazzo
2008-10-13 16:52:33
Fri Oct. 10, 2008 Hollywood, CA (Krapsody) - Keanu Reeves ran over a photographer yesterday afternoon with his Porsche. The photographer, Sal Saliva, has survived and is suing Mr. Reeves, the star... [Read Full Story]
Read more: Paparazzo

Warning - This Post Contains: EGGS
2008-10-13 15:39:43
...and bitches. Oct. 05, 2008 Heyas everyone! Miss me while I was gone? I has beens so busy busy busy. Y'know I have so many things to do. Like: Taste testing prison food (tastes just like dog... [Read Full Story]


Ask Static: Part Tresbian
2008-10-09 14:10:00
Yes, it's that time again folks. I get to answer your questions and offer a teaspoonful of my wisdom (anymore than that and you might gag or your brain could explode). I was recently contacted by a... [Read Full Story]


Thought For The Day
2008-09-25 23:02:17
Kind of has a point. 'Nuff said. var _sttoolbar =... [Read Full Story]


Laugh, by Thunder, Laugh!
2008-09-21 09:34:17
And that's just what you do when you realize September 19th was Talk Like A Pirate Day. It's true, do it! do it now! We missed it. All those who didn't talk like a pirate on friday will have to... [Read Full Story]
Read more: Thunder

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