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The Bunny's Tale III 2006-08-18 20:19:00 Those of you who missed the previous chapters of the Tale of The Bunny
kin, may wish to scroll down to the two posts underneath this. This is the story of how Olivia became a mistress, because that is part of why and how she is to become a courtesan...B****’s letter arrived by post accompanied by a CD of photographs of our time together in Sri Lanka. There was one that brought the memories flooding back above all others. In a far-flung corner of the hotel’s lush tropical gardens, next to a path I used to walk along sometimes, was a large statue of Ganesha. Ganesha (who is sometimes called Ganesh, Ganesa or Ganapati) is revered by Hindus as the Lord of Wisdom and Intellect, the Lord of Good Fortune and the Destroyer of Obstacles. Each day I used to lay a few red flowers at Ganesha’s feet as I passed. My spirituality is simple – I believe in one God who has many names and faces. Having been touched by the story of Ganesha when I first read it many years ago, my flowers were an apo
The Bunny's Tale II 2006-08-17 00:06:00 Those of you who missed the previous chapter of the Tale of The Bunny
kin, may wish to scroll down to the post underneath this. In case you were wondering, the image depicts a raised game pie and it is courtesy of the English Courtesan's 1890s edition of Mrs. Beeton's Cookery Book.Although Mrs. Beeton supplies a recipe for rabbit pie, there was no picture alas, so you'll have to imagine the ears protruding from the top for yourselves. Are we sitting comfortably? Good. Then Olivia will continue…When B***** and M**** returned to Sri Lanka in 2003, we again we spent an enjoyable and lazy two weeks. Nothing had happened between myself and B**** at this point although I was attracted to him on many levels. He was cultured and well-read and also something of a polymath, a trait I have always found fascinating. He was a scientist by profession, but he read novels and appreciated art and music too. He had the delightfully dry sense of humour of an academic Englishman, and combined it with
The Bunny's Tale I 2006-08-14 19:23:00 What better way to while away the time until the auction closes than with a little gossip and scandal. This then is the promised Tale of The Bunny
kin, a cautionary tale dredged from the English Courtesan’s personal history...I would point out before you read on that I do not intend to bore readers with my every conquest and clients will be assured of the utmost discretion in every circumstance. In future tales I will be careful to weed out or change any identifiable character traits or circumstances, not to mention names.However the icy wife M**** is now fully aware of her husband B****’s antics, and will no doubt be reminding him of them on a twice-daily basis for the next two decades. To mix my animalistic metaphors, the cat is out of the bag and chasing the Bunny’s tail, so I might as well be frank and enjoy myself. Anyone else who recognises B**** here may consider themselves forewarned and forearmed. Where I have been set free and am gloriously alone and intent on blazing my
Cream Cakes 2006-08-08 20:15:00 Today there has been a setback in the English Courtesan's plans. The two mentors-to-be of whom I wrote before (one a PR mogul, the other a retired Yorkshire escort) have decided it seems that I am ‘too nice’ to be a courtesan. Whilst our lunch may yet be rescheduled, they have decided on exclusivity in their relationship so the heralded ‘test drive’ is cancelled. They have suggested that I should become a poet instead and that the PR mogul will be my agent.This leaves me slightly baffled. What worked for Sappho may work for me, and I am not ruling out poetry at a later stage. However I’m serious and committed to becoming a courtesan first and foremost. Whilst I’m mildly disappointed, I am not overly concerned regarding the subsequent lack of second and third opinion of my physical seduction skills. My talents and enthusiasm in the bedroom have often been commented upon and suffice it to say that I have the usual queue of Unsuitable Suitors on my doorstep, voicemail, inbox Read more:Cream
, Cakes
Antique of The Week 2007-04-04 14:59:00 The English Courtesan was tickled pink to receive a Thinking Blogger Award from the delectable Gillette (AKA Ex-Courtesan In Transition) this week in this post here! The honour bestowed upon her by all-time favourite blogger Gillette, means that the English Courtesan now has the right to hand out her very own Thinking Blogger Awards to five lucky bloggers...results to follow on Saturday...In the meantime, it has been a while since the English Courtesan did a post on antiques, so here we have Antique
of The Week which was from the Lyon & Turbull Sale in Edinburgh on 21st March.It was a Regency side table, possibly by Gillow's, that caught the eye of most and was widely hailed as a herald of recovery for the brown furniture market, as it fetched £105,000, almost 10 times its estimate. However what caught the English Courtesan's eye was the more modest but stunning Lot 486, and there it is in the photo, which the English Courtesan shamelessly purloined from Messrs. Lyon and Turbull’s
Thinking Bloggers 2007-04-07 22:49:00 Those of you who read the last post will know that the English Courtesan was given a "Thinking Blogger Award' by the lovely Ex-Courtesan Gillette in this post here...This is of course the English Courtesan's first ever blogging award and she is doing a happy whoopy war dance round her laptop as she types! The fact that she is an avid reader of Gillette's Most-Thinking-of-All-Blogs added to her delight and made the accolade even more appreciated.For those of you who have yet to discover the Ex-Courtesan In Transition blog on the Links Livvy Likes List, Gillette is a delightful combination of thoughtful and kind and clever and tender and soulful and witty and wise and all-round wondrous - should the English Courtesan go on or are your cheeks already rosy Gillette? Ahem... ;-)So thanks to Gillette, it's time for another meme and the English Courtesan gets a nice award button for her blog too - see the bottom right of the page! Those of you who read the last meme will know the fo
My Kingdom For A Horse (Head Cushion)! 2007-04-12 00:08:00 The English Courtesan’s funny thing of the week, hmmmm, no, that seems parsimonious in view of the sheer hilarity of this one, so let’s make it her funny thing of the month, is…wait for it…it’s another good one…it’s the severed horse head cushion from Kropserkel!OK, OK, so it’s sick and twisted but you have to admit this is damnably fine and funny and it would make wan helluffa gift (said in a Mafioso accent) for someone suitably deserving of a little light menacing or a tasteful act of vengeance.The English Courtesan is of course an animal-loving rural-dwelling vegetarian who doesn’t believe in revenge but this one had her inexplicably snorting with horsey laughter. Why she found the severed horse head cushion so funny, like most funny things, defies description but she thinks it’s something to do with the big pink tongue and the comedy ‘my horse head cushion horror!’ photos of a woman waking up next to one in the bed and bath (!) on the Kropserkel website…As Read more:Kingdom
, Horse
The Courtesan's Rates 2007-04-14 13:54:00 The photo shows a mystery picture taken in Yorkshire by the English Courtesan
's own fair hand - answers on a postcard to the usual! In the meantime, the English Courtesan has taken a rather momentous decision this week and has decided to change her rates. A kamikaze act or a carefully considered strategic move? Read on hedge fund hotties, mid cap masturbators, bawdy bulge-bracket baddies and kinky Keynesians!6 months as a courtesan, escort, call girl, or whatever you’d like to call her, has left the English Courtesan a changed creature. Much of her learning has been immensely enjoyable, but some of it less so. The reasons for the rate change are largely positive however, in that they relate as much to offering new opportunities to existing clients as they do to attracting new clients...Whilst the English Courtesan originally toyed with the idea of a penetration pricing strategy, just on the grounds that she’s a penetration enthusiast, she eventually settled for premium pricing, wi Read more:Rates
Olivia's First Night Auction 2006-08-12 20:29:00 Ladies and gentleman, The English Courtesan is about to open the bidding… light your blue touchpapers and stand well back! As those of you who are regular readers will know, last week I received an intriguing suggestion from A Reader Esquire. At the time I was pondering the question of how to find clients, and A Reader suggested that an auction might be a way to start things off with a nice big bang. As it were. This then is the auction for Olivia
’s FirstNight
of Debauchery.It’s a bit like auctioning off one’s virginity, only it’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable for both parties. What you get is a day or night of unadulterated passion and stimulation, along with the cachet of being Livvy’s First. Once she’s listed on the fantasy blog stock market you’ll be able to tell the boys ‘Ah yes, the delectable Livvy – I was her First’. Not that boys gossip of course. What Livvy gets is a choice of suitable lovers with exciting proposals to introduce her to the delights of Read more:Auction
, First Night
The Courtesan's Notes Part II 2006-08-05 19:25:00 Today’s photo, taken by the English Courtesan
's own fair hand by way of thanks to her readers, is a small but perfectly formed rosebud. Not unlike her own indeed! For anyone who missed the previous post, I was pondering the practicalities of becoming a courtesan or escort. I was sidetracked by beribboned lingerie but today I’m back to bending over the professional development grindstone…So onto the operational and commercial aspects of becoming a courtesan, with renewed vigour! Whilst it is a courtesan that Olivia wishes to become, these notes might well be relevant to escorts too, hence the label. Thanks to my dalliance with becoming a ‘social and professional’ escort, I already have the requisite separate mobile phone, which is of course a prepay one and unlisted in case of stalking. All celebrities attract stalkers and unfortunately Livvy is no exception, even before starting out on her path to becoming a courtesan.I am considering a website of my own with a few select ph Read more:Notes
Olivia's Bottoms 2007-04-18 13:05:00 Unto thee, my readers, all things shall be revealed, and the English Courtesan is delighted to clear up the mystery of Olivia
's bottoms…The picture shows Botero's "Mujer en la ventana' ("Woman at the window'), painted in 1995. For those of you who have yet to discover the Colombian painter and sculptor Fernando Botero, he is arguably the big God of buxom bottoms.Indeed there's a particularly nice range of Botero bottoms shown on the website of the Associazione Unidos Por Colombia, from whence the English Courtesan purloined the photo. Have we all stopped sniggering at the aptness of Botero's name? Good. Then the English Courtesan will continue… :-)The English Courtesan's personal Botero favourites are his 'Gato' ("Cat') 1984, 'Caminando cerca al rÃo' ("Walking by the river') 1989, and 'Pera' ("Pear') 1997. Botero is perhaps most famous for his fabulous Latina bottoms, but his creative retakes of the Mona Lisa and the Arnolfini, his imagina
Edinburgh For The Weekend... 2007-04-21 01:17:00 The English Courtesan has been tagged for a meme by the delightfully Naughty Nina and you can read all about it in this post here! She hasn't done her homework yet, but do keep reading as that will follow on Wednesday...Following the success of Part 1 of ‘Luxurious Escapes with One’s Lover’, which featured Oxford, the English Courtesan is delighted to present Part 2, which features the tartan splendours of Edinburgh
! Her thanks go to the lover who inspired this post who shall, as ever, remain nameless but much appreciated…Edinburgh is another of Olivia’s favourite cities for a scandalously saucy break with one’s paramour. With its romantic turreted castles haunted by lovelorn spectres, its sleeping volcano shrouded in mist and mystery, its dark medieval passage ways with their vestiges of both royal and pagan history, and its austere grey granite tenements which look as if they were carved from the rocks themselves, Edinburgh is the ultimate romantic escape for those who Read more:Weekend
The University of Oxford & The Courtesan 2007-04-28 21:01:00 Following on from the earlier post on Oxford
For The Weekend, the English Courtesan
has a scandalously naughty proposal to put to the readers this week...She has just been invited to a University
of Oxford Alumni Weekend which promises a range of intellectual and sensual delights amongst the dreaming spires…read on…First things first, and the dates for your diary are the 14th to 16th September. Booking for the University of Oxford Alumni Weekend closes on 31st July and there is only one English Courtesan, so if you would like to book her and the weekend you may need to move fast. It probably goes without saying that the Alumni Weekend is strictly only for former students of Oxford University and/or their guests and you need an Alumni Card to register your place and gain entry into University of Oxford buildings. Luckily the English Courtesan has one of those and what’s more she worked extremely hard for it so she now intends to put it to scandalously good use! ;-)Onto the schedul
Tagging the English Courtesan 2007-04-25 00:02:00 The EnglishCourtesan
was delighted to be tagged for another meme by the Nubile and Naughty Nina, also known as the Lazy Geisha, in this post here, and is squeaking in just minutes before her midnight deadline! Nina stretched out her lacy-gloved finger, pointed at young Livvy and whispered ‘it’s yooooou...’ like an adults-only form of that National Lottery advert that UK readers may recall...This meme is about revealing 5 things that you haven’t yet disclosed in your blog. Nina’s threat/promise that she’d give the English Courtesan a sound whipping if she didn’t play was tempting indeed, but the English Courtesan likes memes, so she decided she’d do her homework and ask if she could still have the detention anyway… :-)So here are 5 things that you probably didn’t know about the English Courtesan…read on, my nosy readers!1) Despite her love of pointy witch shoes with ankle straps, The English Courtesan loves running around barefoot in summer. This means that althou Read more:Tagging
The USB Humping Hound Dog 2007-05-02 23:08:00 Having declared the Kropserkel horse head cushion 'Cool Toy of The Month' for April, the English Courtesan must admit that it does in fact have a rival. Her only excuse is that this one combines two of her very favourite things…USB toys and sex... How could the English Courtesan possibly resist such a charming toy as…wait for it…it’s another good one…it’s the USB humping dog?When was the last time you thanked your laptop for all its hard work? Hmmm, yes, I suspected as much, you filthy ingrates, so now it’s time for penance a la English Courtesan. Oh yes, after all its hard work on your deadlines, it’s time to give back a little lurve to your laptop via the USB drive and a humping hound!The USB humping dog does exactly what it says on its cheesy packaging. It plugs into your USB drive and away it humps! Does it flash its eyes? Nope. Does it sing ‘you ain’t nothin’ but a hound dawg’? Nope. In this age of gadgetry this USB toy is peculiarly and rather delightful Read more:Humping
, Hound
Europe in summer and boobies 2007-05-05 23:25:00 It’s not here, my lovelies, it’s here! Well not quite yet, but it will be by the end of next week, so do keep watching…the English Courtesan is about to move in with the Dark and Lovely Nia and her fabulous boobies
...In the meantime here is one of the English Courtesan’s all-time favourite pictures: John Singer Sargent’s ‘Steps of the Church of SS Domenico e Sisto, Rome’ which was painted in 1904 and is in the Ashmolean in Oxford. The English Courtesan loves this picture because it just seems to encapsulate the glories of Europe
in summer – blue skies, honey-coloured stone, and balustrades with finials the shape of boobies…Technorati Tags: Courtesan, courtesans, escort, escorts, art, EuropeThe English Courtesan...naughty but nice! xxx
The Courtesan's Notoriety 2006-10-21 15:39:00 The picture is Solitude, which was painted by Alexei von Jawlensky in 1912. It is one of the English Courtesan
's own particular favourites and she's sharing it with you as a form of bribery for you to reveal your secrets...read on...The English Courtesan’s notoriety appears to be spreading like wildfire! Last week she received three interesting requests for her participation in non-coital activities…The first was from a documentary maker who wanted the English Courtesan for an ‘I was a mistress but look what I turned into!’ type feature. That wasn’t how they described it, but reading between the lines and having some knowledge of the TV channel in question, I can quite imagine the salacious lines they would pursue. My feelings towards the Bunny of The Tale may be mixed at times but I would never stoop to an expose and I felt that was what they ultimately sought. So amusing though the concept was to the English Courtesan, in an ‘Oxford high-flyer turns scarlet harlot!’ s
Les Demi-Mondaines 2006-10-07 22:12:00 Please note that the following post has been edited as the English Courtesan received an email from one of the courtesans who was mentioned in the original post. Please rest assured that no offence was intended - this post was pure speculation and was genuinely not intended to upset any of the courtesans mentioned or undermine any attempts at rebranding... Read on if you dare! The photo of Van Gogh’s The Courtesan (after Eisen), painted in 1887, comes courtesy of a very dear friend of the English Courtesan’s, who shall be known here only by the initial J.The English Courtesan has recently noticed that something mysterious is afoot amongst the cliterati sisterhood. If you’ve clicked on the ‘Links Livvy Likes’ to the left, you’ll have noticed that several blogs from fellow courtesans have been taken down or put on hiatus.Before the English Courtesan induces mass hysteria, you’ll be relieved to hear that many of the courtesan greats are still at it. Ahem. ;-) The Hippo Man (
Antique Hunting II 2006-09-09 19:24:00 In the previous post you have reasons to buy antiques online, but you may be wondering where the English Courtesan sources hers. Wonder on, my friends! Olivia has no intention of causing unnecessary inflation in her chosen online lairs… :-)As a consolation though, here are a few English antique links that tickle The English Courtesan's fancy:http://www.antiquestradegazette.co.uk/The trade bible for the UK antiques' market, and the online version of the newspaper. There are some interesting news articles, but the best features are arguably the lot finder (which allows you to search current catalogues) and the saleroom price guide (which has auction results and photos for over a million articles). There are live auctions from several UK auction houses and you can also subscribe to auction alerts.http://www.lapada.org/The London and Provincial Antique
Dealers Association (or at least they were until they rather randomly renamed themselves the Association of Art & Antiques Dealers)
Antique Hunting I 2006-09-07 01:36:00 The topic of today’s post is antique hunting on the internet, which is one of the English Courtesan’s favourite online pastimes. The other is looking at pictures of naked ladies - more on that in a later post...Perhaps we should begin with normal antique hunting. Although Olivia likes online hunting, she does appreciate proper auctions too.If you’re wondering which one is Olivia, she is usually to be found lurking at the back of provincial salerooms behind a large piece of brown furniture. That’s a sly tactic to unnerve other bidders by staying just outside their line of sight so that they don’t know who they’re bidding against.Livvy catches the auctioneer’s eye early on and then leans nonchalantly again a wall waggling her number paddle in a menacing fashion. She always leaps in just at the point when the auctioneer says ‘are we all done at…?’. She likes to be Number 69 for obvious reasons, but alas most salerooms don’t give one a choice of number these days.Ther Read more:Antique
The Courtesan's Notes Part III 2006-08-06 19:40:00 As the English Courtesan
's posts are getting longer, I will make them once every few days from now on, if my readers will allow it. It is not that my enthusiasm for blogging is waning but on the contrary it is about maintaining quality. As I child I was taught not to speak unless I had something worthwhile to say, and I still adhere to that view. The plethora of choice in modern communications, from text to mobile to email to blogs, seems to have made verbal diarrhoea the malaise of choice for our age.To the English Courtesan, there is something charming about an old fashioned letter by snail mail, simply because it is a rarer and arguably more thoughtful and carefully-crafted form of writing. My aim is to make my blog the online equivalent and in this small way to mirror the gulf between prostitute and courtesan. Rationing supply is an essential part of maintaining value – for those of you who are fellow antique buffs, you need only look at what the influx of brown furniture from E Read more:Notes
The Courtesan's Notes Part I 2006-08-04 19:04:00 The topic for discussion today is ‘how does one prepare to become a courtesan or escort?’. Prepare yourselves for a thoroughly low-brow post today as it’s too hot to write anything sensible. At least regarding courtesans, I’m actually an exponent of the ‘you’ve either got it or you haven’t’ theory, so I suspect these are all rather irrelevant, but they do serve an amusement purpose until my first encounter. Please don’t try these at home (probably best not to try them at work either, come to think of it) as I am of course a novice courtesan-to-be rather than an accredited courtesan training provider. In fact I carry a government health warning blazoned across my pert little bosom but you’ll only get to inspect that if you pass my selection process (more on that below)…From what I’ve read to date, the essential skills of how to be a courtesan or escort can be broken down into the following 5 areas:1) Fundamental things – kindness, charm, intellect, beauty, refi Read more:Courtesan
, Notes
Sunset Over The Yorkshire Moors 2006-08-03 19:25:00 I am delighted to see that I received my Very First Comment today and thank you, A Reader Esquire – your encouragement is much appreciated! Here by way of thanks is a picture of sunset over the moors, taken by my own fair hand. Read on McDuff... On the tail and tale front, things are hotting up slightly and the Courtesan may soon have her first encounter of the lascivious kind. Today I received a call from C****** who wants to book me for next weekend...Ah-hah, yes, one of you clever boys has indeed managed to get hold of that much sought-after-nugget-of-gold known as Livvy’s mobile number! It’s not actually that difficult, as I am still listed on a members-only website as a ‘social and professional only escort’. That was before I realised that there really is no such thing, but after six cancellations and not a single date, I am now a wiser creature.Before C******’s call, I was actually thinking of removing my profile from that particular escort site, due the number of bac Read more:Sunset
, Yorkshire
More About Olivia... 2006-08-03 15:07:00 To while away the time until my first appointment, let me tell you a little more about the English Courtesan. I am attractive, a UK size 8-10 (US size 4-6), 5 ft 9 in heels, and a 34B, and I have long wavy brown hair, big brown eyes and an infectious laugh. Although I consider myself more of a ‘jolie laide’ than model material, I seem to cast a peculiar spell on men and women alike. Indeed I’ve been accused of witchcraft more than once. Others have called me the sweetest, kindest creature they have ever met. The contradictions are part of Olivia
's allure... I was born in Yorkshire and educated privately at a convent school. I achieved straight As in everything that mattered, and didn't show for the rest of my exams. My parents received an offer of marriage for me when I was 9 and since then I have always had a steady stream of admirers, to whom my mother refers as the ‘The Unsuitable Suitors’. In case you were wondering, she has no idea of what I'm up to at the moment, and
Welcome To The Diary 2006-08-02 01:44:00 Welcome to The Diary
of An English Courtesan. My name is Olivia but you may call me Livvy. This blog is intended to chart my journey from reformed mistress, novice social escort, and curious pleasure-seeker to fully-fledged seductress, courtesan and international travel companion. In the beginning there was a girl who wanted to be a courtesan...If you're sceptical or confused as to the difference between a whore, a prostitute, a call girl, an escort and a courtesan, all I ask is that you suspend your disbelief for a while. Stay and discover the subtleties with me as my tale unfolds.Keep reading. You've arrived here for a reason. Perhaps you're pondering a new career path along similar lines. Perhaps you're an idle seeker of titillation. Perhaps you're an expert on twentieth century erotica. Perhaps you're my next door neighbour. Perhaps you’re wondering if you can afford me. Whatever your reasons for joining me, you are very welcome. There’s room for everyone here.Will this b Read more:Welcome
The Courtesan's Journey... 2007-05-09 20:31:00 The English Courtesan
is having a busy week but while she catches up, she thought she’d share one of her favourite poems with the readers. The photo, once again taken by the English Courtesan’s own fair hand somewhere in Yorkshire, shows one of her favourite journeys and is peculiarly relevant to today’s subject matter…read on...Ithaka, by Constantine P. Cavafy, was written in 1911. Whilst this has always been one of the English Courtesan’s favourite poems, even before she became an escort, it is also a reflection on how she feels about her new life.Before you start on the poem, you might like to know that Ithaca (an alternative spelling of Ithaka) is a real island in the Ionian Sea off Greece. It features in Homer’s Illiad and Odyssey as the home of Odysseus (although whether Homer’s Ithaca is the same as the real one is open to interpretation). Yet its significance both in Homer and on a personal level for the English Courtesan transcends geographical debates and refers Read more:Journey
Sex and Disability Part II 2007-05-12 17:10:00 The picture shows ‘Alison Lapper Pregnant’ by Marc Quinn and the English Courtesan purloined it from Alison Lapper’s website. When the English Courtesan first wrote on the topic of sex and disability in this post here here she had yet to meet a disabled client. Well now she has, so this post is both a quiet 'thank you' to her client and a debunking of some of the myths about sex and disability and also beauty...In Autumn 2005, Marc Quinn’s statue of Alison Lapper, naked and pregnant, provoked national controversy when it was placed on Trafalgar Square’s fourth plinth. Alison is a talented photographer and writer who was born without arms and with shortened legs, as the result of a medical condition called phocomelia.As the fetal medicine website puts it, ‘in phocomelia, the extremities resemble those of a seal.’ The hands and feet are usually present (and may be normal or abnormal), but the intervening arms and legs are absent. Whilst the most widely-known cause of phoc Read more:Disability
How to be an escort - Part I 2007-05-16 19:44:00 The picture comes from the English Courtesan's cherished copy of The Royal Treasury of Story and Song, published by Thomas Nelson and Sons, circa 1911, and originally sold for the splendid price of one shilling. She wanted to share it with you as she thought the caption to the picture might raise a smirk amongst the filthy-minded readers... :-)The English Courtesan has had an increasing number of emails over the past few weeks about getting started as an escort
, call girl, courtesan, or whatever one chooses to call oneself. When she wrote her original posts about getting started as an escort she was incredibly naïve, but she’s now in a slightly better position to tell you what you need to know.The English Courtesan should start by saying that she doesn’t claim to be an authority on the subject of providing escort services and she is still a relative newbie to the game. As it were… ;-) Her qualifications are of a totally irrelevant nature so do feel free to take all of this with
How To Be An Escort - Part II 2007-05-19 19:41:00 The picture is a colour plate from the English Courtesan’s copy of Gounod’s Faust, in the J. Cuthbert Hadden ‘The Great Operas’ series, published by T.C.& E.C. Jack circa 1900. It shows the wicked Faust’s seduction of the lovely young virgin Margaret in Act III which is one of the English Courtesan’s favourite seduction scenes...Read on if you dare and let your souls be seduced the English Courtesan! Further to Wednesday’s menu, today is Part II of the English Courtesan’s series on getting started as an escort, which deals with the questions of why you want to become a provider of escort services, what type of ‘working girl’ you want to be, and how to choose an escort agency. Without further ado then…1) Escorts, courtesans, call girls, social escorts, travel companions and other misnomers…Where better for the English Courtesan to begin than with the topic of what type of escort you want to be and why? Much has already been written on the tedious topic of definit
Sugasm #80 - The English Courtesan Is In! 2007-05-23 06:03:00 The EnglishCourtesan
is delighted to be featured in the latest Sugasm! 'What is Sugasm?' asked the innocent readers, looking shocked. 'It's the devilish digest!' replied the English Courtesan with a lascivious look towards the deliciously democratic and supremely saucy Radical Vixen. In case you wondered, the photo isn't the English Courtesan but rather Sara X courtesy of Viviane’s Sex Carnival. So the English Courtesan's series on 'How to be an escort' is hereby temporarily interrupted by Sugasm #80! For those of you who haven't come across Sugasm, it's a roundup of the week's sex blogs and it's full of the most fabulous filth. The English Courtesan had been pondering submitting herself for a while but was a little nervous of Radical Vixen whose merest mention makes young Olivia come over all submissive. Luckily Radical Vixen turns out to be rather delightful and the rest is, well, it's all in Sugasm #80...prepare yourselves for a little delicious debauchery...Sugasm:
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