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Keys to good leadership 2008-08-24 14:19:00 Loida Nicolas Lewis’s keys to good leadership NOTED By Aurora Diaz-Wilson Monday, August 11, 2008 Yes, it’s possible for a woman to be a good leader,” says Loida Nicolas Lewis. At the recently held Giuliani “Lead
michael V. readers digest asia 2008 cover 2008-08-24 07:39:00 If you've seen or received the September 2008 issue of Reader's Digest Asia you may notice who the old person on the cover depicts. If you're a Filipino that is.Michael V., that is, made up like an old man in Barong Tagalog.At the bottom of the cover are the words Yari Ka! which is what Michael V. exclaims at the end of every item on Bitoy’s Funniest Videos (early Saturday evenings), one of his Read more:readers
Meaning Off 2008-08-22 11:54:00 LONGEVITYMarried men live longer than single men, butmarried men are a lot more willing to die. MEMORYAny married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. Read more:Meaning
No title 2008-08-22 11:51:00 NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send them up into space. As the moment came closer NASA's mission control center announced, "This is mission control to Monkey One. Initiate!" At that the first monkey started typing like mad and sud
Mcdonalds application 2008-08-21 04:29:00 McDONALDS APPLICATIONThis is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Florida – and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!NAME: Greg BulmashSEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wo
dont mess the filipino 2008-08-20 16:02:00 DON'T MESS WITH A FILIPINO... In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast " coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. While an American, chewing a gum, sat next to him and started an unwanted conversation.. American: You Filipinos eat the whole bread? Filipino : Of course! American: ( Blowing bubbles with his gum) We don't. We, Americans only eat what's inside. The crust w
Lolo US Visa Application 2008-08-20 16:01:00 Lolo's US Visa Application
THIS IS A GOOD ONE AND I AM SURE YOU'LL LOVE IT.A 70 year old 'lolo' from the province was accompanied by his grandsonto the US Embassy in Manila for his VISA interview. The lolo spoke nota word of English so the grandson translated for him.The consul told the young man to ask his grandfather why he wanted togo to the States. "Bakit daw ho ninyo gustong pumunta sa Amerika
drunk 2008-08-20 15:59:00 1 lasing nasalubong ang matabang babae na may kasamang aso Lasing: hoy, saan mo nakuha yang baboy? Babae: aso ito hindi baboy! Lasing: huwag ka nga sumaba Read more:drunk
dentis and patient 2008-08-20 15:57:00 Dentist and PatientPatient: doc takot po ako sa bunot Dentist: eto gamot pampatapang ng loob Patient: (ininom ang gamot) Dentist: ano matapang ka na ba? Patient: oo doc! puta pag may gumalaw ng ngipin ko basag ang bungo! Read more:patient
vacuum salesman 2008-08-20 15:55:00 Vacuum SalesmanKumatok ang isang ahente sa bahay. pagbukas ni misis ng pinto, agad pumasok ang ahenteat ikinalat sa sahig ang ebak ng kabayo.sabi ng ahente: Mam, pag hindi nalinis ngVacuum cleaner ko ang kalat... kakainin ko ang mga yan!!!Misis: ay putang ina ka!!! umpisahan mo na pagkain niyan at BROWNOUT kami ngayon
assignments 2008-08-19 04:37:00 Unang pasok ni Pedro sa school at binig yan sila ng limang tanong. Sa bahay nag tanong si Pedro sa nanay nyaPedro: nay anong sagot sa no. 1??Nanay:PUNYETA KA MARAMEKONG GINAGAWA!!!Pedro:Salamat nay (sinulat ni pedro ang sagot)(pumunta si pedro sa tatay nya na nasa kubeta)Pedro:Tay anong sagot sa no.2??? (tatay nya kumakanta)Tatay:dun sa kubeta dun sa kubeta(si Pedro punta ngayon sa ate nya. ung at
two NUN 2008-08-19 04:34:00 two nuns. There were two nuns… One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.SL: It’s logical. He wants to rape us.SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach
give me a sentence 2008-08-19 04:26:00 titser: hu can give me a sentence? Pedro: My teacher is beautiful, isn’t it? titser: very gud! tagalugin mo nga! Pedro: Si titser ay maganda, hindi naman di ba?
Paeng Nepomuceno made it 2008-08-18 07:55:00 Paeng Nepomuceno made it to The Guiness Book of World Records for the third time - the record for the bowler with most titles.Paeng won 118 titles on his 36 years of bowling career.His first Guiness Record was for being the Youngest World Cup champion when he was 19 years old. His second Guiness Record was for being the bowler with most number of World Cup wins, a total of four. No one was able to
nakatipid 2008-08-17 12:57:00 Takbong pumasok ng bahay si Mario. Pagud na pagod, pero masayang-masaya. Nagmamayabang pa sa ina. "Nanay! Nanay! Nakatipid ako ng uno singkwenta.""Nakatipid? Paano?" tanong ng nanay."Aba'y 'di ako sumakay ng dyip. Sumabay lang ako ng takbo.Kaya't nakatipid ako ng one-fifty!""Bobo ka pala, eh. Kung taxi ang sinabayan mo, 'Di mas malaki ang natipid mo!"
bampira 2008-08-17 08:12:00 BampiraUse "Bampira" in a sentence! Ahmm, Dodong. Pautang naman, meron ka bampira?!
boy + girl 2008-08-17 08:09:00 Boy + GirlBoy Guwapo + Girl Ganda = Perfect Couple. Boy Guwapo + Girl Panget = True Love. Boy Panget + Girl Ganda = Galing Diskarte. Boy Panget + Girl Panget = SUKOB!
deposit 2008-08-17 08:06:00 Teacher: "Pedro, use 'deposit' in a sentence." Pedro: "Easy lang 'yon Ma'm, D' posit is leaking." Teacher: "No, no, no, you got it wrong, let me explain it to you further. You know .....BANK.....DEPOSIT..... see the relationship.... ...BANK .
kang gud 2008-08-17 07:56:00 JUAN; Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata. TATAY: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata! Englisin mo yan! JUAN: Paano? TATAY: KANG GUD!
ASIA'S BEST 2008-08-17 07:51:00 Asia's bestPILITA CORRALES - Asia 's Queen of Song. LANI MISALUCHA - Asia 's Nightingale. REGINE VELASQUEZ - Asia 's Song Bird. GLORIA M
Arroyo, Kuwaiti PM discuss fate 2 OFWs on Death row 2008-08-15 23:19:00 Arroyo, Kuwaiti PM discuss
fate of 2 OFWs on death rowPresident Arroyo on Friday took the opportunity to discuss with Kuwait's prime minister the possible commutation of sentences of two Filipino workers on death row in the emirate.Esteban Conejos Jr., foreign affairs undersecretary for migrant workers affairs, confirmed that the President had met with Prime Minister Sheikh Nasser Al-Mohammed Al-A
Fake Pinoy Nurse Fined $ 3000 in Manitoba 2008-08-15 23:14:00 Fake Pinoy
nurse fined $3000 in Manitoba
A Filipino who tried to pass himself off as a qualified nurse was fined $3,000 by a court in Winnipeg, Manitoba province in Canada. An online report by the Winnipeg Free Press said Edwin Canseco, 37, pleaded guilty to violating Manitoba's Registered Nurse
s Act by passing himself off as a qualified employee, despite not having proper credentials.The report sa
kuryentehin ang mga mg nanakaw 2008-08-15 04:55:00 KURYENTEHIN ANG MGA MAGNANAKAW…. AT LECHONIN SA ULING….Bilib ako sa commercial ni Juday, biro mo naipaliwanag niya in 30sec ang masalimuot na system loss na yan..:)Tama si Juday sa kanyang paliwanag ng system loss, pero kung tayoang bibili ng yelo at ayaw talaga nating mabawasan ang yelongbinili, siempre magdadala tayo ng styrofoam ice box o Coleman..Ang tawag diyan ay increase the efficiency.
Why is the Philippines poor? 2008-09-13 07:57:00 What explains Filipino poverty? There's been many well-worn answers to this question ranging from racist Spanish mythologies of Juan Tamad to the very popular notion of a corrupt and "damaged culture" to the idea that overpopulation has decimated Filipino GDP distribution. Each of these well-worn answers have their problems. If Filipino culture is so fundamentally debased and promotes laziness and Read more:Philippines
"An interview with God" 2008-09-12 14:43:00 Just like to share something I read. I dreamed I had an interview
with God. "So, you would like to interview me?" God asked. "If you have the time," I said. God smiled. "My time is eternity; what questions do you have in mind to ask me?" "What surprises you most about mankind?" God answered: * "That they get bored with childhood-they rush to grow up and then long to be children again. * That they
Fluorocent Lamp 2008-09-10 11:31:00 Fluorescent Lamp InventorMany Filipinos acknowledge Agapito Flores as the inventor of the fluorescent lamp, which is the most widely used source of lighting in the world today. The fluorescent lamp reportedly got its name from Flores. Written articles about Flores said he was born in Bantayan Island in Cebu. The fluorescent lamp, however, was not invented in a particular year. It was the product o
Paeng Nepumoceno 2008-09-07 08:30:00 Rafael "Paeng" Nepomuceno[1] (born January 30, 1957 in Manila) is a Filipino and is a 6-Time World Bowling Champion and is acknowledged as the greatest international bowler in the history of the sport. He has won the World Cup of Bowling four times in three different decades:In Tehran, Iran on November 19, 1976 In Jakarta, Indonesia on November 1, 1980 In Le Mans, France on November 8, 1992 In Bel
Why Filipinos Choose to work Abroad ? 2008-09-05 22:13:00 The wobbly economic and political situation in the Philippines is one of the main reasons why most professionals and highly knowledgeable Filipinos choose to work abroad. They could not see any light from higher authorities to realize success for the country. And for the people they find more meaning giving in their skills in other countries rather that staying in a place where stability is far by
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