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What women should tell MEN... But Dont. 2008-08-22 01:31:00 1.)The reason why our bras don’t always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.2.)The next time you and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.3.) If we’re watching football with you - it’s not bonding - it’s their butts.4.) Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say
2008's Funniest Adult Halloween Costumes 2008-08-21 02:48:00 Halloween is fast approaching again guys...and there are Halloween fashion trends that are heavy into "movie characters" and "gruesome," but there are still plenty of just plain funny costumes for adults. Hope you got a chuckle out of this year's Funniest Adult
Halloween Costumes
, so shop early for the best costumes IF YOU DARE to wear one... What do you think which one tickles your fantasies? Read more:Halloween
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN 2008-08-21 01:13:00 THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa… half discovered , half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America… well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed investors. Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India… very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France… gent
Enhance your Flirting Ability 2008-08-20 23:45:00 We just love watching movies especially love stories. And one of my best liked quotes is from the movie CASABLANCA that goes "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship". It sounds so heartwarming and absorbing, just enough reason for any ladies to get inspired to work hard to achieve a Victory Hair as a discreet way to attract guy's attention.Moreover, to enhance more of your Read more:Flirting
Thoughts on Wives . . 2008-08-20 21:39:00 "When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."Sacha Guitry"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together."Hemant JoshiBy all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.Socrates "Woman inspires us to great things, and pr
The last time you flirted 2008-08-19 23:56:00 I have a recollection when I was a high school freshman where I decided to chop my hair short. Well, it wasnt my plan to cut it very short but the hairstylist did cut it very short. It was a nightmare for me because I never had a very short hair for long time and was certainly got conscious with the way I looked that time. I felt worst and unattractive when I overheard my secret crush made a comme
Things I’ve learned… 2008-08-19 14:29:00 I’ve learned….That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.I’ve learned….That when you’re in love, it shows.I’ve learned…. That just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.I’ve learned…. That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.I’ve learned…. That being kind is more im
FREE HUGS -- this is Cool 2008-08-18 13:13:00 You may have seen them.They’re normal people carrying signs that read “Free Hugs.” You may have thought it was a little strange.And you probably just passed them by.Most people do. But that may change after watching this Video.Juan Mann was an Australian living in London. One day, everything fell apart. With all his worldly possessions in a carry-on bag, he flew home. No one was there to gre
What makes me happy? What makes me sad? 2008-08-18 01:36:00 This very cute tag was from Cecile2's-Small and Simple Things , thank you once again Ces!!~Start Copy~ Here are the Rules:1. List things that makes
you happy and what makes you sad..2. Add your blog to the list. Feel free to add all your other blogs.3. Tag other online friends you know...T☺ni's Attachments, Cecile2's-Small and Simple Things, UMMA's Happy Moments.. Happy Thoughts!, {YOU}What Make
8 Gifts That Don't Cost a Cent .. 2008-08-17 22:03:00 1. THE GIFT OF LISTENING . . . .But you must really listen; no interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response “just listen."2. THE GIFT OF AFFECTION . . . .Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds.Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends.3. THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER . . . .Clip cartoons. Share articles and funny stories.You Read more:Gifts
Inquiring Minds Want to Know... 2008-08-17 00:29:00 • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?• Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?• Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when yo Read more:Inquiring
MONEY 2008-08-17 00:13:00 Money It can buy you a House, But not a Home.It can buy you a Bed, But not Sleep.It can buy you a Clock, But not Time.It can buy you a Book, But not Knowledge.It can buy you a Position, But not Respect.It can buy you Medicine, But not Health.It can buy you Blood, But not Life.So you see money isn't everything. The best things in life can't be bought, and often we destroy ourselves trying!
10 Commandments for Drivers 2008-08-16 23:46:00 1. Thou shall not talk on your cell phone while driving; you are supposed to be driving your car or truck.2. Thou shall not smoke in your car when children or others on aboard, it’s your smoke not theirs.3. Thou shall not use your stereo volume for everyone to hear, it’s your music.4. Thou shall not force yourself into traffic, wait your turn.5. Thou shall not eat or drink while driving; once Read more:Commandments
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Have you Ever Wonder WHY? 2008-08-16 23:43:00 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take
China Faked The Olympics Opening Ceremonies 2008-08-15 19:09:00 I want to say this is shocking, but as China
has learned to fake just about anything, including eggs, why should the Olympics
be any different.During the opening ceremonies, the most beautiful voice could be heard coming from little LinMiaoke, a 9 year-old girl who sang her heart out for all the Olympic attendees.LinMiaoke became an overnight hero in China and across the world, but she quickly fel
Are You Normal or Nuts? 2008-08-14 23:56:00 Did you ever happen to check out this year's queries from Reader's Digest Are You Normal
or Nuts?. I find the article very compelling because I could totally relate with the wacky characteristics being posted by other readers. And I believe each one of us has its own peculiar traits that can be sometimes perceived like we are nuts.I could totally agree with one of the quirks being mentioned about
Why do we need Friends? 2008-08-14 17:34:00 Got this tag from Cecile of Life is Good and Beautiful. Thank you so much Ces for adding me as your friend.We need friends for many reasons,all throughout the season.We need friends to comfort us when we are sad,and to have fun with us when we are glad.We need friends to give us good advice.We need someone we can count on,and treat us nice.We need friends to remember us one we have passed Sharing Read more:Friends
The Scoop About Banana 2008-08-13 02:19:00 After Reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way again!Bananas Contains three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's lead Read more:Scoop
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Making Cash Advance a Painless & Quick process! 2008-08-12 14:35:00 Since I decided to be a stay at home Mom, me and my hubby have reached a decision to get my own online business at home in order I could earn extra money at the same time, I can take care of our baby. As a new business owner I found myself in a situation where I needed financing but not on a large scale. With the economy so slow these days, choosing a reliable, low cost and hassle-free solution cr Read more:Advance
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Household Chores that I Hate 2008-08-12 12:41:00 I got this tag from Mummy Gwen . Thank you so much for sharing this tag, really appreciate it.~~~START COPY~~~This meme is pretty simple.Here are the rules:1.) List down the household chores you hate and why. Do you think you can survive without helpers and nannies?2.) Copy the image.3.) Tag as many girlfriends you want, the daddies and hubbies can also join.4.) Add your blog's link in the domest Read more:Household
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Being Sexy is a MUST! 2008-09-14 00:47:00 Lately I've been posting some kind of disgusting pictures that really catched the attention of my readers here. But today, let's talk about something effeminate that Im sure a number of my lady readers here love to indulge too.Im speaking about the sexy Lingerie . I've always been a fan of Designer Lingerie and I dont even think twice buying it once I like the design. I used to collect any sort of
He Wants to be the Bad Guy.. 2008-09-12 18:02:00 I don’t normally say negative things about heavy modification, but I really find this to be a horrible idea and also find it physically unattractive, almost making his face look like that of a burn victim. I believe everyone has the right to modify themselves whatever they wish, and congrats if he is happy with it… I just hope that he doesn’t end up having apnea episodes or something along t
Awesome Site Award 2008-09-12 01:18:00 I got this award from a gorgeous blogger friend KittyKat Thank you so much for giving me this award my dear.I got this award from a gorgeous blogger friend KittyKat Thank you so much for giving me this award my dear.And Im going to pass this award to the following hot girls that I met in this blog world... You ladies Rock!!CecileMummy GwenGles Read more:Award
What Annoys You? 2008-09-11 02:04:00 Everybody Has At Least One ..Here’s what some of other people have to say about their top choices for life’s little annoyances...Maureen from Canada says:- People who leave the coffee pot empty;Pauline from UT says:- Leaving your shopping cart in the middle of the aisle;Laura from NJ says:- Using the last of the toilet paper and not replacing it;Scarlett from TX says:- People who think they h
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