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Amanda Beard Bitchy about Michael Phelps's Face 2008-08-20 16:38:28 When asked on a radio show (93.7 KRQ Tuscon’s Johnjay and Rich in the Morning) whether she is dating or has ever kissed MichaelPhelps
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Beard had very little to say other than, “Ewww” over and over again. Although to her (dis)credit she did also say, “That’s so nasty” and “Come on, I have really good taste.” Wow--that’s harsh, Aman
Britta Steffen Is Nicole Kidman's Doppelganger 2008-08-17 19:30:34 Is it just me or does the German swimmer who took Gold in the Women’s 50-meter freestyle event at the Beijing Olympics look a lot like Kidman
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? I have never seen anyone who looked so much like Nicole Kidman--right down to the botox brows. As far as I’m concerned, slap some Chanel makeup on Britta, age her 10 years, give her sausage lips and you’ll have Kidman’s
Kate Middleton Has No Lips 2008-08-12 12:26:10 I honestly don’t get all the hoopla about Middleton
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. Sure, she’ll be the next Queen of England, but “beautiful” and “hot” are two things she is not. Is is just me or is she lacking upper lips? She reminds me of Jim Carrey. For goodness sake, someone get this girl some restylane or collagen injections STAT.
Faith Hill with No Make-up... No Comment 2008-08-11 14:36:06 I love, love, looooooove Faith
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, so it pains me to write this post. But, I gotta say, she ain’t so gorgeous without make-up. All women look better with make-up (IMHO), but whenever I see Faith Hill on the red carpet or in her music videos, I just imagine she looks just as pretty cooking in her kitchen or driving her kids to school. Love her Abercrombie sweatshirt in the first pi Read more:Comment
Jessica Szohr Needs a Nosejob 2008-08-09 13:04:55 Is it just me or does Jessica
Szohr need a nose job? The rest of her is rather beautiful. In case you’re wondering, like I was, about her ethnicity, she is part African-American and part Hungarian. Interesting combo. Also, in case you’re wondering who she even is (again like I was, lol), she plays the character Vanessa Abrams in the hit show Gossip Girl. Speaking of Goss Read more:Needs
Gov. Sarah Palin - Miss Chipmunk Alaska? 2008-08-30 11:00:40 Very few individuals outside of Alaska
had ever heard of Gov. Sarah
Palin when John McCain picked her as his vice presidential running mate yesterday. Among the things that are coming to light about her background is that fact that she’s a former beauty queen. Beautiful? Hmmm...well, for a politician, yes. But something about her reminds me of a chipmunk. I think it’s Read more:Chipmunk
Pierce Brosnan Likes More Cushion for the Pushin' 2008-08-25 08:25:19 Yeah, those two women are the same person. Pierce
Brosnan’s wife, Keely Shaye Smith, looks like she went from fit to obese all within the course of five years or so. I’m not a big fan of big women in small bikinis, but I do understand that there are health conditions that cause some people to gain weight uncontrollably. However, seeing that she had generally been fit and in go
Madonna's Daughter Is Really Hairy 2008-08-21 23:46:29 Madonna spends so much time buffing up and taking care of her body, it goes without saying that she cares about appearance. I mean, it’s pretty fair to say that Madonna always looks pretty fabulous (perfect body, perfect clothes, perfect make-up). That’s why I find this picture of her daughter, Lourdes, that much more horrific. You’d think that Madonna (of all people) wo Read more:Madonna
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Dana Bash: Possibly The Ugliest TV Journalist 2008-10-30 17:29:56 And that's a good picture of her.
I've been watching more television news than usual these days due mostly to the upcoming presidential election. I've always been a cable news junkie, but these days it's all I really watch. Consequently, I know all the cable news TV reporters much like I know all the Hollywood celebs... I know their names, I know their faces, I know their voices... I h Read more:Journalist
Top 5 Horse Face Celebrities 2008-10-29 18:27:55 Nothing is less attractive than looking like a barn animal...more specifically, nothing spoils a face more than looking like a horse. Seriously, of all barn animals, I would least want to look like a horse. However, I'm starting to notice that more and more celebrities are starting to look like horses these days. Maybe it's just because the internet is saturated with pictures of Heidi Mon Read more:Horse
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Angelina Jolie Has Man Hands 2008-10-27 20:10:22 Man hands AND man arms...what is UP with all those bulging veins in her arms and hands? Can't anything be done surgically--like injecting fat to cover up all those blue veins? If she wants to shoot up, she would have no problem finding a vein. Seriously, though, those veins are disgusting. She might have Jennifer Aniston beat in the face department, but at least Jennifer's got a rockin Read more:Angelina
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Heidi Getting More Horse-y Everyday 2008-10-24 17:33:11 Is it just me or is Heidi
Montag's face getting longer everytime she appears in public? Last time I checked, looking like a horse isn't particularly attractive. Sarah Jessica Parker gets a lot of shit for having a horse face, but if you ask me, no one has the horse look down quite like Heidi Montag. If Heidi got a tan and dyed her hair black, she would look exactly like that horse on the Read more:Horse
To All My Readers: Why So Shy? 2008-10-23 12:37:39 Okay, folks, I don't understand why y'all are being so shy and not leaving comments. I have had a few readers leave some comments, but surely they can't be the ONLY ones with opinions. I don't care if you agree or disagree with me, find my post funny or not (although it would be good if you did)--I just want some feedback. Is that too much to ask, folks? I just wanted to say, don't be
Is This God's Idea Of A Joke? 2008-10-22 18:22:00 Surely you've seen Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, but have you seen their daughters? From left to right: Tallulah (Yes, that's really her name) Belle (not very fitting) Willis, Scout LaRue Willis, and Rumer Glenn (interesting choice of middle name...did they take one look at the jaw and think the baby was a male?) Willis. Bruce Willis is, objectively, an attractive man. Demi Moore is, obj
Krista Allen: Sarah Larson's Long Lost Sister? 2008-10-22 10:33:06 So the rumor is that George Clooney is getting back together with Krista Allen
, his old flame from several years ago. His last steady girlfriend was SarahLarson
, the 20-something cocktail waitress from Las Vegas...who didn't see THAT break-up coming? Gee, I wonder what he was using her for? Krista Allen, however, bears a strong resemblance to Sarah Larson. If Sarah Larson were 15 year
Catherine Zeta-Jones Has Terrible Skin 2008-10-20 22:59:04 Catherine Zeta-Jones ain't lookin' as fine as she used to. What happened to her? She looks so...so...un-celebrity here. Actually, she looks like she just got over a bad case of diarrhea. By the way, do you want to count the number of pores on Catherine Zeta-Jones' face? Click here--it'll take you to a high quality image of her face at the same event. Seriously, click the link--yo Read more:Catherine
Christie Brinkley In Next Batman Sequel? 2008-10-17 18:45:07 Christie Brinkley has been in the news lately because of her recent divorce from 89th husband, Peter Cook. I'm sorry, but there's always been something really annoying about Christie Brinkley. I don't know when I started feeling this way...maybe after she left Billy Joel, who I adore. She never gave a reason for the divorce, but it was clear she wanted to move on to big and better things Read more:Christie
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Madonna's Moustache Matches Her Daughter's 2008-10-14 20:08:42 A couple of months ago, I posted about Madonna
's lovely, but very hairy daughter, Lourdes. Lourdes is a beautiful girl in desperate need of facial hair removal. I wondered why Madonna hadn't yet taken her daughter to a spa for a good waxing...now, however, I think I know why. Madonna showed up for the premiere of her directorial debut, "Filth and Wisdom" last week with a 'stache similar t Read more:Moustache
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Golshifteh Farahani: Put The Headscarf Back On 2008-10-14 11:28:13 Don't know who Golshifteh Farahani is? Join the club. Although after "Body of Lies" hits the theaters, it's quite possible she will be appearing in other Hollywood movies, so here's a brief introduction: she's an Iranian actress. Yes, an actual Iranian actress who was born and raised in Iran. She's quite successful in Iran, and now she's done her first American movie (with co-stars Leo
Ugly Celebrity Feet 2008-10-08 00:11:34 Nothing can ruin the perfect face like a nasty pair of feet. Yeah, it’s a little vain, but isn’t that what this site is all about? One of my ex-boyfriends was obsessed with feet. He claimed that most men will check out a woman’s feet for imperfections. To make his point, he cited the movie, “Boomerang,” in which Eddie Murphy’s character dumps the per Read more:Celebrity
Heidi Klum: You're Either In Or You're Chimp 2008-10-05 23:09:52 Heidi Klum has the longest upper lip (or to be technically accurate, the longest philtrum) I’ve ever seen on a celebrity...or normal person, for that matter. I’ve seen similar upper lips on chimpanzees though. Seriously, check out the photos and tell me you don’t see the resemblance. Everytime I see her on “Project Runway,” I want to take out a ruler and meas Read more:Heidi
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Worst Celebrity Teeth 2008-10-03 14:06:23 I came across a photo of Jewel the other day and was reminded at how incredibly hideous her teeth are. I get that she lived a totally bohemian lifestyle in Alaska and all before she was famous, but after selling millions of records, you’d think she’d invest in some cosmetic dental work. I’ve seen similar sets of choppers on podunk white trash winos. I’m sure she&rs Read more:Celebrity
Maria Bartiromo Is Sophia Loren's Doppelganger 2008-10-02 12:26:20 With the recent financial crisis on Wall Street and the government approved bailout bill pending in Congress, I’ve been watching a lot more CNBC than usual. What I’ve noticed is that Maria
Bartiromo is stunning. There I said something nice about someone. Are you happy now? I always thought she reminded me a little of screen legend, Sophia
Loren. Not until I dug up some o
Gov. Sarah Palin - Miss Chipmunk Alaska? 2008-08-30 11:00:40 Very few individuals outside of Alaska
had ever heard of Gov. Sarah
Palin when John McCain picked her as his vice presidential running mate yesterday. Among the things that are coming to light about her background is that fact that she’s a former beauty queen. Beautiful? Hmmm...well, for a politician, yes. But something about her reminds me of a chipmunk. I think it’s Read more:Chipmunk
Pierce Brosnan Likes More Cushion for the Pushin' 2008-08-25 08:25:19 Yeah, those two women are the same person. Pierce
Brosnan’s wife, Keely Shaye Smith, looks like she went from fit to obese all within the course of five years or so. I’m not a big fan of big women in small bikinis, but I do understand that there are health conditions that cause some people to gain weight uncontrollably. However, seeing that she had generally been fit and in go
Madonna's Daughter Is Really Hairy 2008-08-21 23:46:29 Madonna spends so much time buffing up and taking care of her body, it goes without saying that she cares about appearance. I mean, it’s pretty fair to say that Madonna always looks pretty fabulous (perfect body, perfect clothes, perfect make-up). That’s why I find this picture of her daughter, Lourdes, that much more horrific. You’d think that Madonna (of all people) wo Read more:Madonna
, Daughter
Amanda Beard Bitchy about Michael Phelps's Face 2008-08-20 16:38:28 When asked on a radio show (93.7 KRQ Tuscon’s Johnjay and Rich in the Morning) whether she is dating or has ever kissed MichaelPhelps
, Amanda
Beard had very little to say other than, “Ewww” over and over again. Although to her (dis)credit she did also say, “That’s so nasty” and “Come on, I have really good taste.” Wow--that’s harsh, Aman
Britta Steffen Is Nicole Kidman's Doppelganger 2008-08-17 19:30:34 Is it just me or does the German swimmer who took Gold in the Women’s 50-meter freestyle event at the Beijing Olympics look a lot like Nicole Kidman
? I have never seen anyone who looked so much like Nicole Kidman
--right down to the botox brows. As far as I’m concerned, slap some Chanel makeup on Britta, age her 10 years, give her sausage lips and you’ll have Kidman’s
Kate Middleton Has No Lips 2008-08-12 12:26:10 I honestly don’t get all the hoopla about Kate Middleton
. Sure, she’ll be the next Queen of England, but “beautiful” and “hot” are two things she is not. Is is just me or is she lacking upper lips? She reminds me of Jim Carrey. For goodness sake, someone get this girl some restylane or collagen injections STAT.
Read more:Kate Middleton
Faith Hill with No Make-up... No Comment 2008-08-11 14:36:06 I love, love, looooooove Faith
Hill, so it pains me to write this post. But, I gotta say, she ain’t so gorgeous without make-up. All women look better with make-up (IMHO), but whenever I see Faith Hill
on the red carpet or in her music videos, I just imagine she looks just as pretty cooking in her kitchen or driving her kids to school. Love her Abercrombie sweatshirt in the first pi Read more:Comment
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