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77 good things about your fingers 2007-11-29 16:29:00 You don't have to smile at them afterwardsYou don't have to get out of bed to fetch themThey don't get tired before you do...You always know where your fingers have beenFor variety, you have ten to choose fromThey are also useful *out* of bedYou can stop if you want toYour fingers don't want to meet your familyYour fingers don't get jealousYour fingers don't smellYour fingers won't just fall asleep afterwardsYour fingers don't want you to meet *their* familyYou don't get jealous of your fingersYour fingers don't mind if you fall asleep afterwardsYour fingers won't let you down Your fingers don't want to watch a football match insteadYour mother won't criticize your fingersYou can't get pregnant from your fingersYour fingers don't need batteriesPeople aren't surprised to find you have themFingers don't need adapters to covert American plugs to English ones (I've heard this can be a problem.)They don't shrink afterwards You always have them with youYou can chew on them Read more:things
I Swept the Pieces of My Life 2007-11-29 12:35:00 I swept the pieces of my life That settled on the floor-And dusted all the untold TruthsAnd Blew them out the door.Yet when I lifted up the rugI never hoped to see-A Distant trace of life gone byThen peering back at me.As time-like Ashes of my fireAmassed before my Eyes-Extinguished flames of innocenceLeft smoke trails of demise.And thus-the fragments once cleaned offThe End was to begin-Or so I thought-my tidied lifeWas cluttered once again.-RG (aka Lesberita)Make a Lesbian Fashion StatementShop at theRoses are red, violets are blue, please leave your comment, after your reading is thru.Tags: Poetry
Tegan & Sara 2007-11-29 01:02:00 There's just not enough cute, lesbian twins out there is there? Let alone cute lesbian twins that write sublime music that makes your back tingle and your head shake, that would be too good to be true. Well this isn't a con, it's Tegan & Sara. Our lovely editor wrote wonderfully about them in a 'Double the Talent, Double the Trouble' and has asked me (repeatedly, cos I'm a lazy bugger...) to write more.I am kinda new to Tegan & Sara. I could lie and say that I've been a fan for years but alas they only strummed into my itunes this summer, but better a late duo of girly music loveliness on a radar than never.So I've been tingling and shaking my hair to the pair's new album 'The Con' for the last few months. It has everything I like in an album; unpredictable, layered melody and compelling lyrics, oh and guitars, never forget the guitars. The hooks on these songs, except maybe the radio-friendly 'Back in Your Head', take a few listens, but like all the best melodies
New Feature: Need Advice? Ask a Lesbian! 2007-11-28 18:18:00 hey my name is jessica* (name has been changed to preserve identity) im 21 and im from northern new jersey but currently go to school at a University as a pre-vet major. my parents moved to TN 2 years ago when i was going to college in PA so i just transferred and i dont know a lot of gay ppl. actually theres NO gay ppl that i have met here at all probably cause it is the south and alot of ppl dont like gay ppl but It was the total opposite in the north. I dont know anyone whose a good friend of mine or lives here thats gay that i could talk to but ive been wondering wether im bisexual or not lately and on the aim page i saw something about the gay community and decided to read up on it. for some reason i just clicked on your bio first just to see what it said i really didnt need to pick anyone in particular but i really liked your bio and i felt like i could talk to you if you had time. it wont hurt my feelings if you dont reply, ive never in my life emailed a random person and i know
The Many Faces of Gay 2007-11-28 06:22:00 "But, you don't LOOK gay."Oh, if only I had a minute in heaven with Mariska Hargitay for every time I've heard that in my life.I usually respond with something really witty and clever, like:"Welp, that's because I save my flannel shirts, mullet wig and wallet chain for Sundays only. If you saw me on Sunday, you'd totally know I was gay."That normally helps make my point.Normally.It's true, at first glance I fly under the gay radar (unless, of course, you see me on a Sunday).And that's all right by me. I'm actually glad my sexuality isn't the first thing that someone recognizes - or judges.I'm not ashamed of it by any means. I don't hide it personally or professionally.I just don't define myself entirely by it.I'm gay...but I'm also a woman, a writer, an ice cream fiend, a dawg lover, a car driver and I even grocery shop and hold down a job.I'm just me. It just so happens I like women and I feel most comfortable dressing up a little girly-like and wearing makeup.Except on
Gay Simpsons - Test Your Knowledge! 2007-11-28 00:21:00 The Simpsons
has been on TV since before I came out of the closet. Hell, they've been on TV since I was in diapers. Despite having been aired for 20-odd years on the most conservative television network around, The Simpsons has not been lacking in the gay-reference department. There's even an episode where fictional "Springfield" legalizes gay marriage!Are you a Simpson's fan? Do you think you could point out all the gay references the show has thrown into the mix over the years?Test you Gay Simpsons knowledge: Take the Ultimate Gay 'Simpsons' Trivia Quiz from PlanetOut!!And for your enjoyment, here are some of MY favorite gay moments in Simpsons history:Make a Lesbian Fashion StatementShop at theRoses are red, violets are blue, please leave your comment, after your reading is thru. Read more:Knowledge
If Laundry was like a Casino 2007-11-27 19:01:00 My life as the lesbian Surf Mom of one-year-old twins can sometimes be less than glamorous let me tell you.These girls of mine are about 30 pounds of mass destruction on the hoof; more often than not this place looks like the final scenes in a Godzilla movie only with baby gates. Also their eating habits and table manners leave a lot to be desired, so we go through more than a few changes of clothes during the course of the day; factor in that we use cloth diapers; and needless to say doing laundry is a really big part of my life. My washer and dryer virtually run continually from 6 in the morning to about 10 o’clock at night. I also don’t get out much anymore. A Friday or Saturday night dinner out is about as good as it gets these days, but if I can’t get my mom to watch the girls when we go, then usually dinner with Godzilla and Megalon is typically less then fun because those two have some appallingly deficient restaurant etiquette still, making any evening out with the twins Read more:Casino
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7 thoughts over the holiday weekend... 2007-11-26 15:15:00 -- dubbs!1) Oranjeboom is my new favorite thing. Oh Holland, how your Dutch language with cool names and tasty beer THRILLS me! I really must visit sometime soon!2) I'm really really really really not a dog person. After taking a poo bag in my car for a ride around the block due to a near-miss ticket for being parked on street sweeping day, a smashed hand in a metal gate due to an unruly and surprisingly strong pair of dogs running in opposite directions while I had an unfortunate angle on those leashes...after definitely touching canine fecal matter which grossed me out to the point of me hand-washing with Clorox clean-up wipes, and after buttons were chewed off my fabulous Thanksgiving Day sweater in a totally non-sexual situation, I can no longer even TRY to be a dog person. I cannot see even the SLIGHTEST joy derived from these animals who do nothing but keep you from living your life to the fullest because you have to make sure you go home and let them out to poo, and then HOORAY Read more:thoughts
Lesbians After Marriage. Whats your Story? 2007-11-26 14:26:00 Don't you just hate it when this happens? I know I used to think this was a bummer when it used to happen to me. But you know there are surprising numbers of lesbians out there that are married to members of the opposite sex. Let us call them LAMs or lesbians after marriage.I had known I was a lesbian in high school and was almost exclusively lesbian in my college days, but when I met my husband, I thought that I might be able to make a marriage work with him. After years of social indoctrination, and my family's displeasure of my being gay, I came to believe that I could be straight if I just tried hard enough, but what I discovered that I was miserable and was never satisfied, not just sexually, but emotionally. Yes my husband and I were friends, we had some fun times together, but we were not good lovers, we never really connected and it was because I was living a lie. I found my sex life so unsatisfying that in the end I ended up hurting him terribly, because like in that pictur
Boring Lesbian Party? Try Spin the Bottle! 2007-11-25 17:35:00 My friends and girlfriend are probably going to kill me for sharing this story, but they can't say I didn't warn them. I almost always tell my friends the disclaimer, "I'm a blogger, be forewarned, I could blog about you." Most of them just laugh and say something along the lines of, "Oh honey, my life isn't that interesting..." until they're reading about themselves the next day on the internet.My girlfriend and I recently went to the home of another lesbian couple we are friends with. It started off as any other normal double date: beer, pizza and an enjoyable showing of 'Mean Girls'. About an hour into the movie, the beers turned into frozen margaritas and the pizza was gone. After the movie ended, the only logical thing to do was start up a game of cards and continue drinking as any normal person would on a Saturday evening. We started with F**k the Dealer and continued on to Kings (or Circle of Death depending on what part of the country you're in).When the margarita mix r Read more:Party
My Lack-Luster Night With The Ladies 2007-12-07 15:21:00 If you don’t know about Go Magazine you should because it is “The cultural road map for the city girl”. Their issues are usually filled with cool celes-bian interviews, the where’s where of where to go in your gay town, politics and other GLBT issues. Their most recent issue has to cute for words Leisha Hailey (I would be her pool girl if I had to) gracing the cover.If need be go to gomag.com and subscribe. Now that we are familiar with the magazine itself I can tell you that last night was GO Magazine’s 5th anniversary party at New York City’s legendary Webster Hall which I attended. Imagine me, my gay boyfriend and a room full of free spirited lesbian’s… sounds like a recipe for a good time doesn’t it. And it would have been… if the party wasn’t lame as hell.It wasn’t the worst party I have ever gone too but it wasn’t the best… it was okay. It was just like any other night out with the ladies the only bonus was that all facets of the dyke community Read more:Night
A po-em! 2007-12-07 14:08:00 A-hem!Once again my tale rings true,And I am an ingrate all over you.My sweetness derived in love and desire,Compliments, flirtations, sheer admire....Turned your heart indeed, a connection,but fast into that other direction.Right to the place I have always ended.Privileged in a way I never intended.And thus, I hear your every thought.Whether I want to...or not.Pieces falling fast, and you just don't see,Feeling for someone, but it isn't me.And I die a little, whenever you speak,Closer we get, the more I am weak.You trust me, thanks, but I want a real chance.To get out of friendship, and into your pants!Make a Lesbian Fashion StatementShop at theRoses are red, violets are blue, please leave your comment, after your reading is thru.Tags: Girls we wish we had, humor, love, Poetry
I Just Can't Get Enough of Kathy Griffin's Sex Tape 2007-12-06 13:12:00 Ok, it's not a REAL sex tape. I mean, c'mon, do you think people would actually watch that sh*t? Well I would but it would only be out of morbid curiosity. Now don't get me wrong, I love KathyGriffin
. She's somehow turned her failing career into a hit show on Bravo. If you haven't seen it, it's called "Kathy Griffin My Life On The D List". Not only that, but her stand-up is hilarious - her act is based almost entirely of making fun of well-known celebrities and annoying republicans. It doesn't get much better than that. Plus, she loves the gays.Dame Judi Dench is an older actress (seen at right) and in Britain, she's developed a reputation as one of the greatest actresses of the post-war period, primarily through her work in theater. Dench has been in such films as Shakespeare in Love , Chocolat and Notes on a Scandal. If you haven't seen Notes On A Scandal, drop what you're doing right now and go rent it. It's an incredible film and definitely worth seeing. But I'm gettin Read more:Enough
Report says: Looking at Big Boobs IS good for you 2007-12-06 09:21:00 Its being reported at G4tv’s The Feed, that a German research study recently published in The New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts prolonged their lives by years and their article is quoting Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist as saying that,"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,"This team, supposedly led by Weatherby and made up of researchers from three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, claimed to have established that after 5 years of monitoring the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at buxom females daily, while the other half was asked to abstain from doing so, that the boob watchers presented lower blood pressures, slower resting pulse rates and showed a decreased risk of coronary artery disease.Dr Weatherby was also quoted in this article saying:"Sexual excitement gets the heart pum Read more:Big Boobs
My Friday Night at a Straight Bar 2007-12-04 19:29:00 So my girlfriend and I decided to have a night on the town at a straight bar. You know, see how the other side was hanging. Not like I haven’t been to a straight bar before, sheeesh I was married to a man for years, no gold star glory here. But it has been some time since we decided to venture into the land of frat boys with cheesy pick-up lines and hard-ons for girls that make-out with other girls, and slutty wanna-be lesbian bimbos. The night started out innocently enough as we met two of our favorite girlfriends for drinks. We talked, we drank, we talked some more, we drank some more… we got drunk and smoked outside where we met that guy that wants to know everything about being a lesbian because he’s sure that he can be superboy lover if only he knew that secret ingredient that all lesbians seem to be told at their lesbian inception. We humored him and tried to describe where he could potentially find the g-spot and other novelty areas, which he seemed thoroughly intrigued b Read more:Night
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Lesbian Cartoons: The Outing of Velma Dinkly 2007-12-04 13:33:00 Back in March our editor in chief, Lesberita, wrote an article called the Top 10 Lesbian Cartoon Characters and in that article she called into question the sexuality Velma Dinkley, the bespectacled and somewhat butch crime fighter of the TV show 'Scooby Doo Where Are You?', and who is famous for the lines "Jinkies!" and "My Glasses! I can't see without my glasses!In that article Renee pointed out;Velma always tries to sit next to Daphne in the Mystery Machine. She is always seen sportin' that butch haircut. Plus, she has these big broad shoulders and wears thick turtleneck-sweaters and knee socks. Her fashion sense is pretty much non-existent and she never once shagged Shaggy.But at the time Lesberita was writing of that article we here at Lesbiatopia had no real proof other then these outward tale tale dyke signs that Velma was gay and when we contacted MS. Dinkly she would neither confirm or deny the rumors that she was indeed a lesbian.Now Outing someone against their will is Read more:Cartoons
Puccini for Beginners: Two Thumbs Up! 2007-12-04 12:09:00 I love indie flicks, in fact, I'm always searching for the newest, coolest and most obscure indie flicks around. And I have to say, thank god for Netflix because I have a plethora of indie films at my very disposal. One of the great new features of Netflix is the ability to watch live, streaming films right on your computer (in addition to getting them in the mail). And being the techie that I am, I then hook my laptop up to my TV and voila! I have over 5,000 movies and TV shows at my fingertips. Now that I think of it, I'm surprised I ever leave my house at all.I was browsing through the "instant-play" selections on Netflix when I came across "Puccini for Beginners" which caught my eye. I grabbed my girlfriend, a big old bag of kettle korn and snuggled up for another movie-watching extravaganza.Puccini for Beginners is about New York writer and opera addict Allegra (Elizabeth Reaser, The Family Stone) who loves her girlfriend Samantha (Julianne Nicholson, Kinsey), but can't co
Never Again 2007-12-04 00:31:00 I think I’m safe if I say we've all had messy break-ups. I'm maybe not so safe if I say I hope you have. I hope you've had a least one gut wrenching, screaming, treacherous, heart pummeling break-up. During a messy break-up you know that you have loved. Afterwards you'll know that you were loved and that the someone that loved you, loved you so much that now they hate you. Brilliant.Pain is how we learn. And if you didn't learn your lessons the first time you always get another shot when you turn round and make the same mistakes all over again.There is one messy break-up though that I will never be able to repeat, for 2 reasons, one I don't go out with guys anymore and two, I no longer have a record collection.I'll take you back..... Boy and Girl become best friends at school. Boy and Girl stay best friends for years. Boy and Girl get drunk a few times and fuck. Oops. Boy falls for Girl and Girl confuses a deep connection with Boy for love. Boy and Girl move in together. Girl Read more:Again
Seasons Greetings 2007-12-03 18:34:00 Christmas, Channukah, Kwanzaa, Winter Solstice...WHO CARES!? I think I've decided on a 2007 holiday greeting card that EVERYONE will enjoy!!HootersPasadena, CA...all of them were either named Shannon or Brittany, and none actually play for "Team Double Zero" if you know what I mean ;)So here's to you and yours this holiday!*raises beer stein*May the season be full of love, warmth, and plenty of...jingle bells, aheh.Make a Lesbian Fashion StatementShop at theRoses are red, violets are blue, please leave your comment, after your reading is thru.Tags: boobs, food, Girls we wish we had, holidays, hooters, Lesbian Life Read more:Greetings
From the Straight Side... 2007-12-03 13:19:00 Hey Ladies! This is my first official post as the token “Straight
Girl” on Lesbiatopia and I’m looking forward to some feisty female fun! Allow me to more formally introduce myself… (cue the Paul Oakenfold remix of “The Glamorous Life” now) I am a wannabe writer-dancer-artist-photographer-FBI agent- rock star-event planner- DJ. In real life I do community outreach for my local rape crisis center, while pursing all of my lofty dreams in the “spare” (ha!) time I have/don’t have. I’m a hopeful romantic and love all things that sparkle and are pink. You can usually find me dancing- whether it be with tap shoes in my bathroom, in my cowgirl boots in the bulk section of the health food store, or on the main sidewalk in Portsmouth walking to and from my ballet class. I wear mostly black, not because I’m trying to be chic, but because it’s easy. I also wear pearl earrings- ALL the time. Literally, they never come off. I just never got the “access
The Dr. of Love is in the House 2007-12-03 12:15:00 Looking for love in all the wrong places? You're not the only one. Finding the love of your life is about as easy as finding the best Cher impersonator at Drag night; there are so many choices but how do you know who's really the best?Our friends over at Queerty.com sat down with the Dr. of Love herself, Dr. Helen Fisher. Not only is she known for being the leading expert on relationships, she uses her extensive background in evolutionary anthropology to merge physiological and emotional aspects of love. Having received my Bachelor's of Science in Zoology and Animal Behavior, this article really tickled my fancy so I was more than happy to report back on this intriguing article with such a knowledgeable figure.Perhaps her most famous study, set forth in her 1992 book, Anatomy of Love, broke relationships down into three self-explanatory "stages": lust, attraction and attachment. Each stage develops at its own rate, typically playing out over many months, starting off in a compassion Read more:House
Tongue Tied 2007-12-02 20:26:00 I have NEVER in my life met someone who could fuck up a saying as well as my gorgeous girlfriend can.Seriously.I'm prepared with examples to prove my point.I think you'll feel my pain....Exhibit A: April: "Heather, you are going to hell in a ham biscuit if you don't stop that!"Heather: "Um, what? Repeat that, slowly."April (mocking ME, repeating at a painfuly delayed rate, as if I were deaf and a slow learner): "You - will - go - to - hell - in - a - ham - biscuit if you don't stop that!"Heather: "WOMAN...It is HELL IN A HAND BASKET! How in God's name does 'ham biscuit' even make sense?! Hell in a HAM....? I swear....you really thought that was correct didn't you?"April (sheepishly): "I told you my mom dropped me on my head...."Exhibt B:April: "It doesn't matter anyway. It's like one-half of six dozen of the other kind of egg."Heather: "um, what?"April: "Don't give me shit. You know what I mean."Exhibit C:April: "I don't even know my own strength! I'm just a tough and rumb
Lesbian Sex: Tribadism... Rubbing Pleasure 2007-12-15 11:52:00 WARNING: THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS DESCRIPTIONS AND IMAGES OF LESBIAN SEXUAL TECHNIQUESIf you are easily offend by intimate subjects or images depicting sexual position and nudity then perhaps the article is not for you.Tribadism, is a form of mutual masturbation and no mater if you call it "scissoring", "bumping donuts", "clit-clatting", "pussy grinding", "mashing cookies", "grinding beans", "touching tacos", "clam jousting", or "bumping fur." we all can call it one of the most exciting and satisfying sexual acts that can be shared with another woman. Basically tribadism involves rubbing your genitals against another person's genitals or other body part.Felice Newman, author of the The Whole Lesbian Sex Book: A Passionate Guide for All of Us describes tribadism this way:Tribadism is very pleasurable. It's what some call frottage (from the French verb "to rub") and others call dry humping or dry f**king (though it's not necessarily very dry!) Basically, tribadism is grinding your vulva Read more:Rubbing
Lesbian Cartoons 2007-12-14 16:03:00 Make a Lesbian Fashion StatementShop at theRoses are red, violets are blue, please leave your comment, after your reading is thru.Tags: Lesbians, BiSexuals, Humor, Cartoon Read more:Cartoons
Sound Of Silver 2007-12-14 14:53:00 There's nothing that says, "I wanna get in your knickers" more than making someone a compilation CD. Well you could compose a song for them, record yourself singing it and hand that over, that would probably work but for the musically challenged like me it's the compilation CD all the way and there's no lovelier way to say so much without saying anything at all.Recently I was lucky enough to be given a compilation CD. On it was the LCD Sound
system track "Someone Great", see! She DID want me! As first lines in songs go: "I wish that we could talk about it, but there, that's the problem," isn't the most romantic ever, but when the music sounds this good everything is forgiven. The track starts slowly with a warm, bubbly bass line before a twinkley bit of keyboard-something glides in and then the track soars. The moment I heard "Someone Great" I loved it and everything was going so well.Sadly this particular love affair needed more than just a great compilation CD to set it on fire, Read more:Silver
Ask a Lesbian: "Can You Help a Straight Guy in Love?" 2007-12-14 12:07:00 Recently a straight male contacted our "Ask a Lesbian" advice column for some advice. I asked our ladies to weigh in on advice for him. I've posted his query and our responses. Feel free to weigh in on the comments section.I am going to try to keep this simple. I am a straight guy is in love with a beautiful girl. She is my friend (not a girlfriend), but we have sex and a great relationship. I help her with money, and we have fun together. I am a sugar daddy of sorts -- but if everyone is happy, who cares. I am in another relationship, so I am not exactly available to expand our friendship further, and she is "happy with the way things are." I have asked her about this several times, and her answer is always the same. In the two years we have been together, I sometimes wonder why she has not met another guy (SO) and I would have to let her go. I would let her go because I love her, but to my amazement (and I am happy to say) no guy has emerged, and we are still going strong.Now Read more:Straight
Eye Candy 2007-12-13 14:54:00 Eye candy is something that is as a rule noteworthy for its visual appeal.This expression has often times has been applied to visual effects in movies, computer games and websites; often eye candy adds little to the overall plot of the movie, game play, or site.Many times it is also used to refer to actors or actresses cast solely for the visual enjoyment of the audience, i.e., for their sex appeal. Sometime people criticize anyone who relies in excess on eye candy. The term has therefore has at sometimes been applied in a derogatory context, implying that the eye candy was used solely upon its visual appeal for any value it may have.However, I believe it is equally important to have some form of eye candy from time to time, as it adds something special in any production or articleNow I was going to write a very nice article today and had originally planned to use a little eye candy as augmentation, but I'm feeling very un-motivated today and I also happen to like looking at hot nak Read more:Candy
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Time Traveling Lesbian 2007-12-12 19:30:00 A long time ago in a city far far awayRebecca Drysdale is an Alumni of Amsterdam's Boom Chicago and was a resident cast member at The Second City in Chicago.In 2005 Rebecca took home the first ever Break-out performer award at the HBO comedy festival in Aspen Colorado for her show One Woman in Several Pieces, which also earned her a spot in Time Magazine's Comedy Innovators 2006, Go Magazine's 100 Women We Love 2006 and Variety's Top Ten To Watch in Comedy 2006.In 2007 Rebecca embarked on her most self indulgent project yet, by finally combining her love of science fiction, and making out with straight girls. Impossible combination, think again. Quantum Leap meets the L word…but in a good way, so here is Rebecca Drysdale in the Time Traveling
Lesbian Episode One.Make a Lesbian Fashion StatementShop at theRoses are red, violets are blue, please leave your comment, after your reading is thru.Tags: Humor, Rebecca Drysdale, Lesbian, Time travel, funny shit
Dykes and Bikes 2007-12-12 10:45:00 Most dykes like bikes…Ever the crowd pleasers at gay pride events such as Pride parades, Dyke Marches and other LGBT events Dykes and motorcycles have been long entwined in lesbian fiction. The motorcycle being viewed by many Lesbians as not only as transportation but also as a means of personal expression showing that women can challenge the dominant sexual and cultural expectations of what a woman is and what she can do and achieve.Debbie and I have a Harley Soft Tail… Is is a very nice bike.... So we are a couple Dykes that like Bikes…Also by the very definition of the word Dyke, we also like hot girls with nice tails…So today for all of you dykes out there that like bikes and nice tails… here is a picture of a hot girl with a nice tail and bike for you to like. Oh, I like her ahmmm bike and her tail.Make a Lesbian Fashion StatementShop at theRoses are red, violets are blue, please leave your comment, after your reading is thru.Tags: dykes, bikes, Harley Soft Tail, hot gi
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