Samantha Ronson vs Christine Marinoni
2008-08-19 12:58:00
I'm very happy for Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi who just got married. But other celebrities have lesbian girlfriends that are very surprising choices. Check out Lindsey Lohan's new girlfriend, Samantha
Ronson. Gay or straight, I wouldn't want to reproduce with her because she looks so dirty and skeevy:Then there is Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend, Christine
Marinoni. Although she doesn't look
Spencer Pratt vs Puck
2008-08-19 09:26:00
With the Hills coming back on tv last night, I think it's an appropriate time to choose between 2 hated reality show losers.Spencer
Pratt
from The Hills who is not only spineless and would do anything for attention, but also has gross facial hair and is a giant d*bag:Or there's the previously most hated male reality star, Puck (David Rainey)from the Real World San Francisco. There he tried to dis
Katie Holmes vs Nicole Kidman
2008-08-18 11:37:00
Which Tom Cruise wife (past or present) would you rather breed with? Katie
Holmes
is better looking, but seems brainwashed and is morphing into a 12 year old boy (must be one of Tom's requests). On the other hand, Nicole Kidman
's face is turning very scary and plastic looking from botox/collegen overuse, however she did manage to escape Tom's maniacal grasp and his brainwashing.Katie Holmes
:Nico
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Tom Cruise or John Travolta
2008-08-18 09:14:00
Which closet-homosexual Scientologist would you rather re-populate the Earth with?Tom Cruise
, who's at his creepiest:John Travolta, who's looks are quickly slipping: Cruise vs Travolta ( polls)
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Roseanne or Rosie O'Donnell
2008-08-15 12:37:00
Speaking of Roseanne
, which celebrity comedian "Rose" would you pick:Roseanne Arnold/Bar:Rosie
O'Donnell: Bar/Arnold vs O'Donnell ( surveys)
John Goodman or Tom Arnold
2008-08-15 12:33:00
Which Roseanne Ex would you choose?Tom Arnold
(younger, but was real husband and actually slept with Roseanne)John Goodman
(older, but was only tv husband and did not actually sleep with Roseanne) Arnold vs Goodman ( polls)
Amy Winehouse or Jocelyn Wildenstein
2008-08-15 12:29:00
Which grotesque, disfigured, disgusting skin celebrity would you rather?Amy Winehouse
, with nasty meth skin:Jocelyn Wildenstein, also known as the “cat woman”, with probably even more plastic surgery gone wrong than Michael Jackson: Winehouse vs Wildenstein ( surveys)
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Danny Bonaduce vs Carrot Top
2008-08-14 13:33:00
Which unattractive, surprisingly muscular, celebrity redhead would you rather repopulate with?Danny
Bonaduce:Carrot
Top:
Whoopi Goldberg vs Star Jones
2008-08-27 08:56:00
Which past or current co-host of The View would you rather repopulate with, Whoopi Goldberg
or Star Jones
? Either way, get ready for some very opinionated chatting along with your coffee each morning.Whoopi Goldberg:Star Jones: There was a period of time when I was impressed that Star Jones was getting skinny and looked good, but now she's taken it too far. Her face is looking scary now that she
Tommy Lee vs Kid Rock
2008-08-26 09:21:00
Which dirty looking rocker,Pam Anderson ex-husband, would you mate with? Tommy
Lee (real name Thomas Lee Bass) or Kid Rock (real name Robert James Ritchie)? Either way, you'll probably get a venereal disease.Tommy Lee:Kid Rock: Lee vs Rock ( polls)
Whitney Houston vs Latoya Jackson
2008-08-22 15:13:00
Which crazy singer, who's career has disappeared, would you pick?Whitney
Houston
, who used to look good and have a great career, but lately looks as whack as crack:Or Latoya Jackson
, who like the rest of the Jackson family seems to have a disorder where their face evaporates over time: Houston vs Jackson ( polls)
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Screech vs Urkel
2008-08-21 14:03:00
Which TV nerd would you rather mate with? Screech
, Dustin Diamond, from Saved by the Bell who recently made a dirty sex tape(link to Wikipedia- not the actual tape!) and did celebrity boxing on tv:Steve Urkel, Jaleel White, from Family Matters who's been in a few shows but hasn't had too much going on since his days of playing an annoying nerdy neighbor.I'd personally pick Jaleel White, but only
Snoop Dogg vs Lil John
2008-08-20 10:46:00
Which ugly rapper would you rather reproduce with? These two don't need much of an explanation, they're just ugly.Snoop
Dogg:Lil John: Dogg vs John ( polls)
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Rumer Willis vs Tori Spelling
2008-08-20 10:24:00
Which butter-face from rich celebrity parents would you rather mate with?I'm pretty sure that if you stuck Bruce Willis
in a dress, he'd be a more attractive female then his daughter Rumer
Willis. I'm really not sure what happened between Bruce and Demi Moore to have a daughter that got the complete short end of the genetics stick.Rumer Willis:Tori Spelling
is another butterface. I feel bad that
Ed McMahon vs Bob Barker
2008-09-15 11:58:00
Which tv show host would you rather reproduce with?85 year old Ed McMahon
, former Tonight Show side kick and Star Search host, who recently almost had his home foreclose:On the bright side, if you buy some magazines there's a small chance he'll show up to your house with a giant check for $1 million dollars.Or would you rather mate with 84 year old Bob Barker
, former host of the Price is Right? B
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Palin vs Clinton
2008-11-03 12:41:00
In anticipation of tomorrow's election, I have two political figures to choose from today. Alaska Governor, and vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin. Or, New York Senator, and former democratic contender, Hilary Clinton
. Remember, you're not choosing the best looking person to fool around with, the name of the game is to choose who you would pick to re-populate the earth with if you were on
Bill O'Reilly vs Rush Limbaugh
2008-10-29 11:16:00
Which political pundit with embarrassing scandals would you rather reproduce with?Bill O'Reilly
, host of the O'Reilly Factor who made headlines a few years ago when he was accused of sexual harassment by his producer after regaling her with stories of his lewd fantasies, including ones involving a loofah (which he referred to as a falafel). Things got more embarrassing for O'Reilly when video of
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, Rush Limbaugh
Joan Rivers vs Joan Van Ark
2008-10-23 17:05:00
Which aging, plastic surgery loving, Joan would you rather mate with?Joan Rivers
, the classic example of too much plastic surgery (now 75 years old)Or Joan Van Ark, 65 year old former soap opera actress, who also has a love of cosmetic surgery: Rivers vs Van Ark ( surveys)
Heidi Montag vs Victoria Beckham
2008-11-24 16:53:00
Which vapid, plastic android would you rather have children with? Heidi
Montag (the female media hungry half of Speidi) whose recent plastic surgery have made her look just that...plastic...like a robot...a soulless attention slut robot. In addition to Heidi's plastic looks (from what I can tell she has fake boobs, fake lips, fake cheek bones), she also lives a totally staged and faked life full
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, Victoria Beckham
Michael Jackson vs Marilyn Manson
2008-11-21 08:00:00
This is perhaps the scariest match up, we've had to-date. Who would you rather reproduce and have children with, Michael
Jackson
or Marilyn
Manson
? Which creepy musician to pick...this is a tough one.Michael Jackson
, who has been accused of molesting young boys numerous times and has turned into a freaky white woman over the years?Or Marilyn Manson
, androgynous goth musician, who is known for dr
Janice Dickinson vs Courtney Love
2008-11-20 08:00:00
Which strung out celeb would you rather have children with?53 year old former supermodel, and now wacky reality tv star, Janice
Dickinson
:Or 44 year old former singer, and now wacky former singer, Courtney
Love: Dickinson vs Love ( surveys)
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, Courtney Love
George Bush vs John McCain
2008-11-19 15:06:00
Keeping with the political theme, would you rather reproduce with President George
W. Bush or Senator John McCain
?George W. Bush is younger, but pretty much put the United States on a downward spiral. John McCain
would mean you'd have to get it on with an old guy, but on the bright side you'd probably breed baby mavericks. Bush vs McCain ( surveys)
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