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Samantha Ronson vs Christine Marinoni 2008-08-19 12:58:00 I'm very happy for Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi who just got married. But other celebrities have lesbian girlfriends that are very surprising choices. Check out Lindsey Lohan's new girlfriend, Samantha
Ronson. Gay or straight, I wouldn't want to reproduce with her because she looks so dirty and skeevy:Then there is Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend, Christine
Marinoni. Although she doesn't look
Spencer Pratt vs Puck 2008-08-19 09:26:00 With the Hills coming back on tv last night, I think it's an appropriate time to choose between 2 hated reality show losers.SpencerPratt
from The Hills who is not only spineless and would do anything for attention, but also has gross facial hair and is a giant d*bag:Or there's the previously most hated male reality star, Puck (David Rainey)from the Real World San Francisco. There he tried to dis
Katie Holmes vs Nicole Kidman 2008-08-18 11:37:00 Which Tom Cruise wife (past or present) would you rather breed with? KatieHolmes
is better looking, but seems brainwashed and is morphing into a 12 year old boy (must be one of Tom's requests). On the other hand, Nicole Kidman
's face is turning very scary and plastic looking from botox/collegen overuse, however she did manage to escape Tom's maniacal grasp and his brainwashing.Katie Holmes
:Nico Read more:Nicole Kidman
Tom Cruise or John Travolta 2008-08-18 09:14:00 Which closet-homosexual Scientologist would you rather re-populate the Earth with?Tom Cruise
, who's at his creepiest:John Travolta, who's looks are quickly slipping: Cruise vs Travolta ( polls) Read more:Tom Cruise
Roseanne or Rosie O'Donnell 2008-08-15 12:37:00 Speaking of Roseanne
, which celebrity comedian "Rose" would you pick:Roseanne Arnold/Bar:Rosie
O'Donnell: Bar/Arnold vs O'Donnell ( surveys)
John Goodman or Tom Arnold 2008-08-15 12:33:00 Which Roseanne Ex would you choose?Tom Arnold
(younger, but was real husband and actually slept with Roseanne)John Goodman
(older, but was only tv husband and did not actually sleep with Roseanne) Arnold vs Goodman ( polls)
Amy Winehouse or Jocelyn Wildenstein 2008-08-15 12:29:00 Which grotesque, disfigured, disgusting skin celebrity would you rather?Winehouse
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, with nasty meth skin:Jocelyn Wildenstein, also known as the “cat woman”, with probably even more plastic surgery gone wrong than Michael Jackson: Winehouse vs Wildenstein ( surveys)
Danny Bonaduce vs Carrot Top 2008-08-14 13:33:00 Which unattractive, surprisingly muscular, celebrity redhead would you rather repopulate with?Danny
Bonaduce:Carrot
Top:
Whoopi Goldberg vs Star Jones 2008-08-27 08:56:00 Which past or current co-host of The View would you rather repopulate with, Whoopi Goldberg
or Star Jones
? Either way, get ready for some very opinionated chatting along with your coffee each morning.Whoopi Goldberg:Star Jones: There was a period of time when I was impressed that Star Jones was getting skinny and looked good, but now she's taken it too far. Her face is looking scary now that she
Tommy Lee vs Kid Rock 2008-08-26 09:21:00 Which dirty looking rocker,Pam Anderson ex-husband, would you mate with? Tommy
Lee (real name Thomas Lee Bass) or Kid Rock (real name Robert James Ritchie)? Either way, you'll probably get a venereal disease.Tommy Lee:Kid Rock: Lee vs Rock ( polls)
Snoop Dogg vs Lil John 2008-08-20 10:46:00 Which ugly rapper would you rather reproduce with? These two don't need much of an explanation, they're just ugly.Snoop
Dogg:Lil John: Dogg vs John ( polls) Read more:Snoop Dogg
Rumer Willis vs Tori Spelling 2008-08-20 10:24:00 Which butter-face from rich celebrity parents would you rather mate with?I'm pretty sure that if you stuck Bruce Willis
in a dress, he'd be a more attractive female then his daughter Rumer
Willis. I'm really not sure what happened between Bruce and Demi Moore to have a daughter that got the complete short end of the genetics stick.Rumer Willis:Tori Spelling
is another butterface. I feel bad that
Ed McMahon vs Bob Barker 2008-09-15 11:58:00 Which tv show host would you rather reproduce with?85 year old Ed McMahon
, former Tonight Show side kick and Star Search host, who recently almost had his home foreclose:On the bright side, if you buy some magazines there's a small chance he'll show up to your house with a giant check for $1 million dollars.Or would you rather mate with 84 year old Bob Barker
, former host of the Price is Right? B Read more:Bob Barker
Palin vs Clinton 2008-11-03 12:41:00 In anticipation of tomorrow's election, I have two political figures to choose from today. Alaska Governor, and vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin. Or, New York Senator, and former democratic contender, Hilary Clinton
. Remember, you're not choosing the best looking person to fool around with, the name of the game is to choose who you would pick to re-populate the earth with if you were on
Bill O'Reilly vs Rush Limbaugh 2008-10-29 11:16:00 Which political pundit with embarrassing scandals would you rather reproduce with?Bill O'Reilly
, host of the O'Reilly Factor who made headlines a few years ago when he was accused of sexual harassment by his producer after regaling her with stories of his lewd fantasies, including ones involving a loofah (which he referred to as a falafel). Things got more embarrassing for O'Reilly when video of Read more:Limbaugh
, Rush Limbaugh
Joan Rivers vs Joan Van Ark 2008-10-23 17:05:00 Which aging, plastic surgery loving, Joan would you rather mate with?Joan Rivers
, the classic example of too much plastic surgery (now 75 years old)Or Joan Van Ark, 65 year old former soap opera actress, who also has a love of cosmetic surgery: Rivers vs Van Ark ( surveys)
Heidi Montag vs Victoria Beckham 2008-11-24 16:53:00 Which vapid, plastic android would you rather have children with? Heidi
Montag (the female media hungry half of Speidi) whose recent plastic surgery have made her look just that...plastic...like a robot...a soulless attention slut robot. In addition to Heidi's plastic looks (from what I can tell she has fake boobs, fake lips, fake cheek bones), she also lives a totally staged and faked life full Read more:Beckham
, Victoria Beckham
George Bush vs John McCain 2008-11-19 15:06:00 Keeping with the political theme, would you rather reproduce with President George
W. Bush or Senator McCain
.htm">John McCain
?George W. Bush is younger, but pretty much put the United States on a downward spiral. John McCain would mean you'd have to get it on with an old guy, but on the bright side you'd probably breed baby mavericks. Bush vs McCain ( surveys) Read more:George Bush
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