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It’s Going to Be 35 Degrees Here in the Morning.
2007-04-08 06:12:12
Would I be risking my Mommy of the Year nomination if I sent them out in the cold and just videotaped the egg hunt from inside?
Read more: Degrees , Going , Morning

Don’t Judge Me For Having an Affair!
2007-04-07 04:21:11
I have been getting some weird Google search hits on my blog for really weird stuff. I thought tonight to look up one of them to try to find out what the people are actually trying to find. I almost wish now I hadn’t. Seems there is a blog out there with a couple minor similarities to mine. Nothing major, but enough both our blogs come up in the search terms I was hit with. As for the differences..well, mine focuses on family life, and this person who is a wife and mother chooses to write her blog almost entirely about her extra-marital affairs. (Yes, you read that right, and yes, multiple affairs!) As much as I joke about me hiding my blog, my reason for doing so is just so I can have my creative outlet entirely to myself. Should my husband see it, there’s not much that would truly upset him, and absolutely nothing that would cause any problems in our marriage. I cannot for the life of me imagine having a blog that I truly had to go to an effort to hide from him. I cannot
Read more: Affair , Having , Judge

My First Interview!
2007-04-06 17:29:59
Moodwingingmommy was kind enough to include me in her interviews, I think she is practicing to be the next Barbara Walters! 1. Why did you decide to start a blog? I’ve been blogging since I really even knew what blogging was. I started 4+ years ago posting updates on a personal website for family, and from there kept journals, first on Livejournal, then Myspace, now Wordpress. I’m not one for pen and paper journals, but blogging online is like second nature to me. 2. How do you balance the demands of motherhood with blogging? I think moms make the perfect bloggers. Blogging is not something you have to do daily, and you can do it on your own time. I don’t sit down and say “Hmm, what am I going to write about now?”. Events in my life happen, and I am mentally composing my post before I ever sit down at the laptop. Kids and marriage make for the best subject material! 3. What is your top pet peeve? Besides my kids? ;)  I have quite a few and rotate them
Read more: First

No, Really, I’m Laughing WITH Him!
2007-04-05 17:35:16
Brendan’s preschool Easter part is today, and they decided to make it an especially festive occasion and have each child make a hat and they will parade in them before hunting eggs and gorging themselves on pizza and candy. I’m not much of a craft person, so we made his very simple. (Actually, truth be told, I forgot about the whole hat thing till an hour before school, but that’s neither here nor there.) Being the resourceful mommy I am, I grabbed the stapler and an old folder(we were out of construction paper) and we improvised a cute set of bunny ears. Then inspiration struck, and I grabbed a lipstick and an eyeliner, and drew a nose and whiskers on his face. My hope is he’ll look so cute the Gapmoms at his school won’t notice how slap-dash the hat is. Not to mention the future blackmail potential of a picture like this- I mean really, I love my kids to pieces, but considering they are driving me to the brink of insanity, I deserve to be able to get
Read more: Laughing

Blogs? No Dear, Never Heard of Them.
2007-04-04 03:09:47
I have a confession to make. Are you ready? My husband doesn’t know about my blog. Shocking? Kinda. It’s such a huge part of my daily thought process(”Oh no she didn’t, this is SO going in my blog tonight!!”) that to keep it from him is like hiding a third limb or another child or something. Technically he knows I have one, but he doesn’t understand exactly what a blog is, or that I share as much as I do about our lives. He doesn’t have the address, and as far as I know has never even seen the page. It’s not that I purposely hide it from him exactly. I just don’t go out of my way to point it out to him. I’m just seeing too many cases lately of husbands getting upset about them, be it the personal information shared, that you are writing about them, or all of the above. Marriage is a rollercoaster ride by itself, why add to the stress? Not to mention I just don’t want to have to be looking over my shoulder all the time,
Read more: Blogs , Heard

Adding to My Narcissism
2007-04-03 23:08:43
As if my ego wasn’t already completely out of control becoming quite healthy with this blogging stuff, Bill C. over at Critique My Blog was kind enough to do a writeup of my everyday folly here in Suburban Oblivion. As many of you know he was featured in this weeks Top Blog Mag so I thought I’d submit mine for review before he got too famous to waste his time with us small potatoes bloggers. You can read it here- http://critiquemyblog.blogspot.com/2007/04/suburban-oblivion.html Thanks so much to Bill for doing this, I highly encourage everyone to visit his site and submit your blog for review!


Writing About Your Out-lawed In-Laws
2007-04-12 21:47:58
Quite a stir going on over at Motherhood Uncensored yesterday! Always nice to see the asshats out and about from their little troll-holes in the woods. (Check out the comments if you aren’t sure what I mean.) The discussion did have a major question come out of it though- is it acceptable to vent about your [...]


You Guys So Rock!!
2007-04-12 05:53:47
Just wanted to thank everyone for the encouraging words as I am setting up house in the new theme Even with so much going on people are still coming by and commenting, and that means more to me than you’ll ever know. I’m sorry I haven’t been making the comment rounds as reliably as [...]


The Third Wheel is Square
2007-04-14 06:27:55
I have discovered something recently about my friends- they are all freaks. It’s no secret that the Queen, the Playgroupie and I are all friends in real life. We are in the same playgroup, and have bonded a bit more over our blogging ventures. We make a pretty well rounded trio; just enough in common to [...]
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Wanna Know a Secret?
2007-04-15 08:16:15
I’ll share one of mine, but you have to share one of yours in return. I have one of those Olay facial cleansers boxes on the side of my jacuzzi tub alongside my bath salts, foot scrubber, and other miscellaneous make-me-gorgeous implements we females torture ourselves with. Only the box does not contain face cloths. [...]
Read more: Wanna Know

I’d Like to Thank Kenmore Appliances For My Unanticipated Breast Reduction
2007-04-16 22:10:54
Kenmore super capacity dryer- $359 Tide Simple Pleasures detergent in Lavender and Vanilla- $5.99 Tide Simple Pleasures fabric softener in Lavender and Vanilla- $4.39 Bubbles to keep kids busy while mom does laundry- $1.29 Library book to read while waiting on clothes to dry- $0 Realizing you accidentally threw your water bra in the wash and it is now completely [...]
Read more: Breast , Thank

If He Were a Dog, and She Were a Hydrant, I Would Totally Get It
2007-04-19 02:55:01
But he’s not. And she’s not. So I don’t. So pardon my French here, but what the f*ck goes through a 3 1/2 year old boy’s mind when he decides to whip it out and pee on his sisters leg????? Who do I call for help on this, Dr. Phil or the Dog Whisperer???? Share This


Show Me the Goods!(Water Bra is Optional)
2007-04-18 14:10:29
It’s a yucky rainy day out, so it looks like we will be stuck inside. Since most of my readers are fellow bloggers, I’d like to give you a chance to show off, and give me an excuse to stay curled up in my chair today. Link me to your favorite post from your OWN [...]


Here a Whore, There a Whore, Everywhere a Comment Whore
2007-04-20 22:25:35
So I’m curious if it is just a normal thing to become a comment whore as you get more into your blogging? I used to not think much of it, but the more people that are reading, the more excited I get when I hear my Outlook beep and I have a notification of a [...]
Read more: Comment , Whore

How My Day May or May Not Have Gone
2007-04-20 00:23:25
I may or may not have had a bowl of cereal for breakfast, and then inwardly cursed when I was hungry again an hour later. Damn carbs! I may or may not have taken 3 children grocery shopping, and cursed out loud when two of them tried to kill each other in the cart. I may or [...]


I Finally Have Proof the Pregnant Girl Has Been Drinking!
2007-04-19 16:44:13
It seems Playgroupie has either been drinking, or pregnancy brain has truly kicked in, because last night she decided to bestow upon me the prestigious “Thinking Blogger Award”. The irony of this happening immediately following a post about my son peeing on his sister’s leg is not lost on me. Such is my life, though. I [...]
Read more: Drinking , Finally , Proof

Ahhh..Ok…
2007-04-21 15:18:43
Remember how a couple years ago costumes from ‘Jo-Jo’s Circus’ were all the rage, going as high as $200 on Ebay? I never got it. Possibly because I never watched the show. Clowns are a little freaky to me, and the characters on that show are just plain odd looking. I seriously do not get [...]


Conversation Between Me and Hubby Tonight
2007-04-23 05:00:42
Hubby: Ugh, Sopranos is not recording! Your Celebrity Fit Club recording must have preempted it! Me: No, it never said there was a scheduling conflict. Hubby: Well maybe it was when you set up the season pass, because it’s not recording. Now we are going to have to wait till later in the week to see it. Me: [...]
Read more: Conversation , Hubby , Tonight

A Quick and Easy $5
2007-04-22 19:19:37
There is a new Pay-Pal type service that lets you send money to people and make payments with your cell phone. Pretty cool for us text users! Anyways, sign-up is super-simple, and they are offering $5 for every person who joins right now. (Sad I am old enough to remember when Paypal did this also!!) [...]
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I Remember Now Why I Gave Up Mommyboards.
2007-04-28 22:09:35
Way back when I was pregnant with my oldest, I joined my first online message board for parents. The chats, the easy access to other moms; I was hooked from day one. It seemed natural to join another when I got pregnant with my second. Overall it was another good experience, not without a few [...]
Read more: Remember

One More Step Up the Ladder
2007-04-27 14:11:09
In my quest to rule the world I got a call the other day from the PTA president. Seems I have managed to snag a spot on the PTA board! Official title is Vice President of Volunteers, though since every spot but president is a ‘VP’ title, it doesn’t mean much. It’s just the [...]
Read more: Ladder

This is Why I Dislike Rain.
2007-04-26 22:46:02
My dogs don’t enjoy the mud as much as these two. Share This


Me(me) Obsess? Nevvvvvah!
2007-04-25 17:00:32
But since Tracy over at Soothing the Supermom was nice enough to think of me for this, I’ll indulge and share my top 5 obsessions. Blogging- Kind of a given right? I love to write, and even more I love to read. There are more blogs linked in my Google reader than I care to admit. Pizza- [...]


“I Was Being Bad in My Room.”
2007-04-24 21:51:34
As most of you already know, Brendan is my problem child. Sweet when he wants to be, too smart for his own damn good, but my most difficult kid nonetheless. Every day is an adventure with him, and I think if I ever stopped coloring my hair I’d find several surprise gray ones courtesy of [...]


A Perfect Post for April.
2007-05-01 15:35:51
The word ‘mommyblogger’ is such a funny thing. To a lot of the outside world, it brings to mind images of women putting up silly little posts describing the most mundane details of their lives. Even a lot of mombloggers do not like the word, feeling that it places a label on them that can’t [...]
Read more: April , Perfect

The Blogosphere is Full of Rejects..And I Like It That Way.
2007-04-30 13:42:38
First off, big thanks to Plain Jane Mom for the link yesterday! Making her Go Read It lists are like being noticed by a celebrity, so I always feel all warm and tingly afterwards. If you aren’t reading her daily yet, you should be! Second, thanks so much for the comments on my last topic, who [...]
Read more: Blogosphere

Actually, That Would Be MY Dildo Stash, Thanks.
2007-05-04 04:04:56
Just in case you were wondering, thanks to a fateful combination of post and comment, my blog is the number one reply to the Google search “husbands secret dildo stash”. Why this person was searching that I have no idea, maybe they’ll come back and comment, but I don’t think I was what they were [...]
Read more: Actually , Dildo , Thanks

I Hated My Husband Last Night.
2007-05-03 18:50:28
I was miserable, and lay there in bed crying as I thought of the many ways he didn’t live up to my expectations, and why I should divorce him and move on. Then I woke up happy, feeling great, other than that my period seems to be coming on AGAIN. Fucking hormones. I swear sometimes I [...]
Read more: Husband , Night

Had the First PTA Meeting Last Night.
2007-05-02 14:29:10
Man oh man, talk about scary! I had debated almost all day what to wear yesterday, finally settling on a nice pair of khaki pants and a casual white blouse with beige strappy heels. I felt overdressed, but figured better over-dressed than under. I’m happy to say I nailed that one, no one was in [...]
Read more: First , Night

This Is Me, In All My Glory
2007-05-05 04:40:44
28 years old Mother of 3 High school dropout Divorced once, married twice Started college at 21, but couldn’t balance motherhood, working and school Left-leaning, but not registered with any political party Have never voted Pro-choice Book addict Anti-smoking Playgroup-affiliated, but ambivalent about continuing Overly opinionated Self-conscious Medicated for depression Sexy in heels PTA member Ambitious in ways that don’t matter Love dogs Regular ‘Heroes’ watcher Prone...
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