Owner: The Magical Flying Chicken URL:http://flyingchicken.wordpress.com Join Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2007 14:19:43 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: The personal blog of the Magical Flying Chicken, with a few humorous highlights that have an uncanny bias towards video games and being pointless. Site statistics:Click here
Civ4 Quote Massacre 0000-00-00 00:00:00 People with either Civilization IV or an extensive knowledge of quotations will either love or hate this update. Enjoy, you worm-eating plants. Read more:Quote
“Small words” 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Hello dearest reader, and welcome to another exciting episode of Magical Flying Chicken Unlimited. I'm your host, the MFC, here to give you the latest updates on the most pointless of topics in short amounts of time.
(throat-clearing sound) Well, right, sure, why not. Anyway.
Today we shall be looking up on ... Read more:ldquo
, Small
, rdquo
Official announcement (instructions inside) 0000-00-00 00:00:00 There is now a new page, which I shall christen the Chat Board! It's open to everyone, so don't be afraid to talk off-topic. There is no topic (on that page).
However, do be afraid (from now on) to talk off-topic outside the Chat page. Thank you for your cooperation and ... Read more:Official
, inside
Restless 0000-00-00 00:00:00 (As a side note, I have updated my Stories Archive page once again)
The following story is taken from one of my "point-examples" in Forumwar in this thread: Read more:Restless
RSS Feeds me - Britney Spears leaves rehab center 0000-00-00 00:00:00 (Remember, this is all in the name of good fun. Today's feature: Hitler)
It's good to have found another RSS feed that's actually worth writing about! This one's a piece of gossip, but the fact that BritneySpears
is apparently mentally dysfunctional left a rehab center attracts me.
The slug looks better ... Read more:leaves
, RSS Feeds
, Britney Spears
Internet problems and aliens 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Aliens? (For those who bother to read, there's another one of my short stories at the end of this blog post - think of it as a bonus, and enjoy the geekiness.)
Anyway. I''m having some serious Internetproblems
lately.
No, my phone line isn't dead. No, there are no seriously damaging ...
Unforgettable video game characters and a lesson in abrupt endings 0000-00-00 00:00:00 This post will be dedicated to some of my favorite video
game characters. I'll tell you why if you listen. There are pictures! Whoo! Plus, the pictures link to wiki articles on those characters (of course not everyone has a wiki, so it'll be something relevant) - isn't that a ... Read more:Unforgettable
, lesson
Backronyms 0000-00-00 00:00:00 What is a backronym, you might be asking right now? Well, instead of writing some original informative content, I'll just rip some off Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
Another announcement 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I've added an about page to my web-log. You'll find the most adorable picture of me there.
If you can't find it, I'll give you another link here.
If you're brain-dead and still can't find the new page, you might want to visit this website or this one for some much-needed soul-searching.
-MFC
Nothing can be more true 0000-00-00 00:00:00 (The following is a link. As such, you are entitled to click it.)
Dinosaur Comics #197
Read and realize. Read more:Nothing
VERY quick update 0000-00-00 00:00:00 (I have no sleep, I promise lots of good content maybe in a few days or so)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To provide an eternity of repeating the bad, Christian-themed joke on the matter.
-MFC
“Students held hostage on bus in Manila” makes international news 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Link to the Yahoo! article, and an excerpt:
MANILA, Philippines - A man with a history of attention-grabbing stunts took a busload of students and teachers hostage from his day-care center and drove them to City Hall Wednesday, keeping them onboard for hours and demanding better lives for the children.
Jun ... Read more:ldquo
, Manila
, rdquo
, makes
Dihydrogn monoxide 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Dihydrogen monoxide is a deadly chemical that many people unwittingly inhale, and/or ingest everyday.
This is a very old concern, but I, as a legal scholar pursuing the fields of science, I find it entertaining an important, yet controversial issue. I cannot state the gravity of the matter as well as ...
Let’s recap on the hostage situation 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I believe there are many important lessons to be learned from the whole Ducat deception thing, and that we will do well taking these lessons to heart (even if you're not a Filipino). Lets look at a few of these, shall we?
People who take children hostage are altruistic philanthropists who ...
Announcement 0000-00-00 00:00:00 For all those who want to see the (currently inactive) chat page, please look at my sidebar's Miscellany widget.
For all those wondering why I am moderating all comments, that is because I am a topic-Nazi. The moment a series of comments becomes off-topic (or was off-topic from the very beginning), ... Read more:Announcement
Playstation 2 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I have a Playstation 2 now. However, I am ever so pissed that I did not get one single horror game. No Silent Hill 2, 3, or 4. No Resident Evil 4. No Fatal Frame 1, 2, and 3(they had this, but it turned out to be out of stock).
Rat ...
This is an outrage! 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Every topic in the world except chickens?
This is an outrage! I, as the Magical Flying Chicken, oppose this movement completely and entirely, as chickens are magnificent and wonderful creatures. Oh, how much I want to get rid of this stomach-crawling existence and have two legs and a beak!
-MFC
Search engine terms used to find this load of shite 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I have a small, unpopular, and unfavorable blog by any standard, and people often find this via search engines only to get rather disappointed. Because of this, I have decided that tonight we shall feast on the various stuff people chuck into their Google or Yahoo! search engines only to ... Read more:Search
Barney the Anti-Christ 0000-00-00 00:00:00 "I love children."
Ripped from Unclyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia (alternatively, my #1 source of information):
"Barney the Dinosaur" = "Cute Purple Dinosaur". Latin did not have a "u", instead the letter "v" is used. This now becomes: "CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR" .... dropping non-numbered letters, we are left with: "C V ... Read more:Christ
Worst. Format. Ever. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 APRIL FOOLS!
...Er, um, it's over?
(Yes, April fools was yesterday you twit!)
Oh. Then I guess it's...
APRIL FOOLS! give or take a day or so.
(This has to be the worst formatted post you ever had.)
I have to agree with you on that one.
(Who are you?)
Shouldn't I be the one asking that question?
*drops ...
Evolution, and why it is controversial 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Dear readers, please pick a side before proceeding: just between creationist or evolutionist, no difficulty. Those who don't care, pick whichever one you're more comfortable with.
Let me begin by saying that creationists believe that evolution is wrong simply because they are ignorant because of a lack of willingness to understand.
Evolution
ists, ...
Rats 0000-00-00 00:00:00 This site has never been so inactive!
Anyway, I'd like to thank you all for visiting. No, no, don't be shy, the spotlight's just for you. I'll announce when updates become regular again, but I say it's irregular for now.
Viva la Flying Chicken. Ich bin ein magische Fliegen-Huhn.
-MFC
Rats (reposted) 0000-00-00 00:00:00 This site has never been so inactive!
Anyway, I'd like to thank you all for visiting. No, no, don't be shy, the spotlight's just for you. I'll announce when updates become regular again, but I say it's irregular for now.
Viva la Flying Chicken. Ich bin ein magische Fliegen-Huhn.
-MFC
Resident Evil 4 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Resident Evil 4. (Gamespot)
I was expecting zombies jumping out of the trees, shock after shock after shock. But man, was I disappointed.
Instead of the shock-horror antics of the previous Resident Evil titles, this one gives action higher priority than ever before. Third-person, upgradeable guns, an aiming system?
The disappointments reach a ... Read more:Resident
, Resident Evil
Finally changed the quote and some sophomoric stuff 0000-00-00 00:00:00 It was a struggle with some invisible force over the past week to change the darned quote, but I have finally succeeded. This is a short update, so I'll get on with it.
I watched a supportive infomercial on outsourcing recently. Not that I dislike outsourcing -- well, I do, but ... Read more:Finally
, stuff
Filipino Christians who organize Christian organizations 0000-00-00 00:00:00 (the following post is a highly derivative work, from the 2007 live-action discussion in The Myth of Gawad Kalinga by "Sir Martin" of Inevitable Karma)
I've been following the comments on the whole Gawad Kalinga thing in Inevitable Karma, and I have reached a conclusion:
They (see post title) are a bunch ... Read more:Filipino
, Christians
, organize
, Christian
What they say about them fundamentalists is true, Billy-Bo Bob! 0000-00-00 00:00:00 (As a general warning, NEVER take me seriously in controversial posts, especially if its tagged under [sick and twisted] humor)
Links: An interesting article article, with an even more interesting comment, with a comment on the said comment by me.
I refuse to give further comment.
Yes, I do refuse to give further ... Read more:fundamentalists
, Billy
Money, currency, and my thoughts and opinions tagged under [very lame] humor 0000-00-00 00:00:00 (tonight, having read neither Wikipedia or the Civilopedia for this -- nor any other reference material for that matter -- I will discuss what I know and give my opinions on currency, economics, and the virtual economy)
You have a piece of paper. It is marked as a certain value of ... Read more:Money
, thoughts
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