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Filipino Christians who organize Christian organizations are medieval louts 0000-00-00 00:00:00 (retitled with edit mostly because of a gigantic error explained in the footnote of the next post)
(the following post is a highly derivative work, from the 2007 live-action discussion in The Myth of Gawad Kalinga by “Sir Martin” of Akomismo 1.02)
I’ve been following the comments on the whole Gawad Kalinga ... Read more:Christian
, Christians
, Filipino
, organize
Blog-hopping and the Pope 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Before anything else, here's something I found when I was looking for this:
Oh, and before I break any laws*, this was drawn by and practically stolen from jagg17 -- so don't sue me if you ever find this post.
I "blog-hop"1 (what an awfully uncultured term -- my tongue fills ... Read more:hopping
Another day, another update 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Something all about the definition of a blogger with some unimportant bits on codes of conduct concerning blogs (link).
By the definition in the link provided (look for it, you lazy poriferans!), I am definitely not a blogger. Stumble upon my blog, make that hit counter go up and comment if ...
There was once a man named Joey 0000-00-00 00:00:00 After read on some comic strip I won't link to because some of you guys will probably be outraged by the irresponsible use of swearing and mature topics, I wrote a poem without any rhythm. It has a lot of rhyme, though. Ah, happy days.
There was once a man named
...
Putanginamo!com Show and the immorality of Philippine society 0000-00-00 00:00:00 (Disclaimer: This is me writing)
Can you believe it, my fellow morally upright Filipino readers? That site is the number one site in the PinoyBlogosphere rankings. It is a disgrace.
I, as a moralistic Christian and upholder of all that is left of goodness in this corrupt world of ours, speak against ... Read more:Philippine
Fan fiction and a short story 0000-00-00 00:00:00 (blockquoted in this post is a fan fiction crossover story
by ME)
I am going to admit it: I have never written a fan fiction story in my life. And I am proud y'hear!
Most I've read try covering their lack of character creativity with an abused thesaurus and romance themes.
Others simply ... Read more:short story
Holy bleep and bleep and another bleep 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Thank you so very much Talkie_Toaster (alas, you don't have a proper web identity to link to, so far as i know) for bringing my site into StumbleUpon.
"Talkie_Toaster is my hero!"
Come on you old readers, a big round of applause for the talking toaster. I might just be inspired to ...
2:57 AM 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Two words: Schadenfreude humor. Look for other kinds of humor elsewhere, like by scrolling down or checking out my archives.
Two:57 AM is a time for schedule-making. Our nitpicky teachers tell us never to start a sentence with a number, so I didn't.
Anyway, schedule-making. Today I shall:
2:57AM to 3:30AM -- ...
Civ4 Quote Massacre Part Two 0000-00-00 00:00:00 It's just about time for the long overdue part two of that post with the broadband crap, as I am inspired to do so while I'm still participating in this thread. In fact, this is just a copy-paste of everything I posted there (though there are a few additions, so ... Read more:Part Two
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Cho Seung-Hui and Jack Thompson 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Heads up to Sir Martin for this, as he once again inspired me to write something. This one has loads of links on the massacre and Thompson
.htm">Jack Thompson
, so ready that clicking finger!
This causes sad schoolboys to kill everything in sight.
Jack Thompson, self-proclaimed "expert on school shootings" gives us the ... Read more:Seung
What to do in case of a BIBLICAL APOCALYPSE (UPDATED) 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Tell all your friends you were right all along
Hide from God in a bomb shelter
Conquer the world after everyone has been judged and the good ferried away to Earth 2.0
Live out your fantasies: be both King and Queen at the same time
Get bored with your authoritarian powers, go back to ...
Netiquette 101 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Originally posted by 09camaro, forum-quoting Jewman, in this thread of this forum:
Reach your own conclusions, as I have already stated mine.
-MFC
I wrote two other updates since I returned you might want to check them out by SCROLLING DOWN.
After surfing for something else entirely, I got: 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Save the Internet! Save "Net neutrality" (what is it?)! Save freedom and democracy! Save the "flat world!"
Did you know that some of the phone and cable corporations are pushing for some laws in the U.S. (which will, of course, lead to a worldwide trend) which will practically turn over ... Read more:something
I have been gone — yes, I know 0000-00-00 00:00:00 It's that time of month again when I don't get to use the Internet. Whoopee. It's been a drag, and all I've been doing was play Grandia II and some Stronghold 2.
As usual, I have to say something about something, don't I? Well, here's something:
Do you know what two days ... Read more:mdash
This is not a joke! I repeat, NOT A JOKE! 0000-00-00 00:00:00 (For the Filipino-at-heart only, please)
To all you Filipinos who read this:
And you thought everything I put here was complete nonsense. Shame on you.
-MFC
Vacation mode (UPDATED) 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I will not write anything in this blog until May 10. Brain is fried, tired, and anxious. I will never shut down this blog, even if I ever see the hits drop to ~1 a day. I just need to rest like most people.
You can still catch me and my ... Read more:Vacation
Internet debates 0000-00-00 00:00:00 http://www.clint.ca/argue/argue.jpg
-MFC
Why oh why have I only seen this just now? Read more:debates
, Internet
I have the right to write 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I have been too entertained recently. It's horrible. I can't think of anything to write. I don't want to get bored.
But I can't write well if I'm not bored.
How can I publish my first novel if I stop sharpening my writing skills?
...Ah, I have an idea. I'll just write while ...
The Despot 0000-00-00 00:00:00 A short story with a distinctively Civ theme. If you don't play Civilization, then you probably won't get the humor at all. Read it and weep, Civvers.
-MFC
Cartoon shows and family bonding 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I was watching one of the ten original Fairly Odd Parents (wiki) shorts and found the humor of exceedingly high quality.
Some of you may think cartoon humor, save those specifically branded as "adult" cartoons, is for kids 12 and down and too "dumb" for older audiences.
I have to say yes, ... Read more:bonding
, Cartoon
Back from the grave and the promised update 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Keeping to my word, here are some of the search engine terms people have been using to hit this little site of mine. However, in this update, I will be as brief as possible in my comments because I feel they would only deter the inherent comedy of these words.
Busy busy busy again 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Before my usual hogwash about games and poor attempts at humor, let me give a heartfelt "thank you" to the kind PSHS Board of Trustees. In the very highly unlikely chance that one of the Board of Trustees reads this web-log, they will find a compliment awaiting them, and they ...
Politicky humor picture thing 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I was checking my search engine terms again today and found the words "arroyo high school prom 2007." I was so inspired by this that I worked up Google image search and trusty Paint.NET and made this:
I don't know why people keeping depicting Arroyo as an iron fist, but who ...
A reason for the Philippines to be proud 0000-00-00 00:00:00 (This short update is for my fellow Filipinos who stumble upon this little babbler of a web-log)
It is the only country to have two world leaders in this list, the World's Ten Most Corrupt Leaders. One of them, the great President known as Ferdinand Marcos, is second only to Mohamed ... Read more:Philippines
Sobered up 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I'm a tad sober from God knows what, so I find myself an extremely dull writer nowadays. I can't think of a single thing that I find the least bit funny right now.
Maybe it's the fact that school's back in a little more than half a month. Oh the horror. ...
Journalists, nature’s witty retort to humanity 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Credits go to flaming_iles of the CFC Forums for sharing this hilarious headline with everyone at the Humor and Jokes board.
The link was the funny part -- click it.
-MFC Read more:nature
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The myth of the teen brain 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I thank WillJ of the CFC Forums for sharing this with everyone.
"The Myth of the Teen Brain" by Robert Epstein, Scientific American Mind (.pdf)
Today teens in the U.S. andsome other Westernized nations do display some signs of dstress. [...] An extensive study conducted in 2004 suggests that 18 is the ...
Starcraft II 0000-00-00 00:00:00 The Official Starcraft II Strip-Tease
The line above this is a link.
-MFC
The dog who lived in a tree 0000-00-00 00:00:00 There was once a dog who lived
in a tree--
Crap, what the hell am I writing? I'm just going to rant, because I have absolutely nothing to write about. Is this writer's block caused by my lack of sleep? Is it the approaching school year that is giving me grief? ...
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