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a heck of a lot better than being pantzed 2008-03-05 06:51:13 Any long time reader of motherbumper (Hi Dad!) knows that films and fine television have always been a passion of mine but I rarily talk about my other entertainment related passion. I like the...
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it's like sandpaper for my nose 2008-03-04 07:02:05 As I dragged myself out of bed this morning, two things struck me: (1) today is registration for the city recreation programs so if I even want just one structured thing to do each week with my...
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Let them drink NyQuil 2008-03-03 06:14:30 Lisa b got me addicted to finding out my 8th grade science score because I wanted to have Jeff Foxworthy hosting my brain matter while I use all my powers to resist the incredible urges to smack some...
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I love you too Desmond 2008-02-29 08:06:38 Was that the best episode of Lost last night OR WHAT? Oh Desmond, I'll be your Penny and I looooooooove you too darling!
He has moved up to the top of my "I'm crushin' from Lost" list for sure.
Oh...
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Obay: because I want to know 2008-02-28 10:05:42 Now with nifty update! See below:
Yesterday while struggling in the wicked cold weather to keep a bundled-up toddler from getting lost in the public transit crowd, I saw my first Obay ad.
A camera...
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Do we even have a "our song"? 2008-02-27 07:16:59 So yesterday was a celebration of our love.
Don't worry, I'm gagging right along with you over that so very "not something motherbumper would say" opening statement. Romantic and squishy words do...
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Don't trust the teens and the husband is always right 2008-02-26 06:07:36 When it comes to household crap, laundry is my albatross.
That sonab*tch hangs around me and is my burden to bear alone (most weeks). Bumper tries to help but truth be told, she can't sort whites...
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I look good in gold 2008-02-25 07:08:04 My back is in need of rest and repair. Gah - it hasn't felt this way in months. My spine is wound tighter than Laura Linney's Oscar dress. Speaking of Oscar:
Last night I did something I wanted...
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Are you lookin' at me? 2008-02-24 17:22:27 Well if you are looking for me, I'm doing red carpet coverage of the Oscars over at Cynical Dads. Come on over and give your two cents.
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And this is what I've learned about you 2008-02-22 20:24:56 Last Friday I asked the all important, completely non-scientific, but fun to answer question:
"If you could hook-up with any Lost character, who would it be? "
My personal private hypothesis made...
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Liquid Paper: Use #43 and 40,000 question marks 2008-02-20 07:20:42 Does anyone even use Liquid
Paper anymore? Not important. Moving right along:
You know how random memories from childhood sometimes just pop right into the ol' noggin and you are like POW! that was...
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Survivor and Two: not so different after all 2008-02-19 08:14:25 Anyone out there watching Survivor Micronesia? I've got to say that there is some b-a-d hair going on on that "Fan" team. Those dudes need a mirror. The ladies are doing fine but the boys, well...
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Weekly Winner Feb 17 2008 2008-02-17 17:57:56 Time for this weeks Weekly
Winners, and sporting a rare theme this week of Romance & Lingerie (kind of... well if you consider a drawer full of sensible things, pj bottoms, and equally sexy girl...
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woo me with sleep and get Lost 2008-02-15 06:58:08 Romance and Love in Bumperland consists of eating kick-butt Thai food from our favourite restaurant (so good they don't deliver, we must crawl to them and beg for scraps of manna), chocolates, and...
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the eyes have it 2008-02-13 06:25:00 or "eyes of beholder"...
Not so Wordless Wednesday:
Yesterday's art project was one of our favourites. It went right up on the wall (toddler height as recommended by the toddler curator). This...
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The Wingman Falleth Away 2008-02-12 08:53:36 There are many sacrifices that the good parent submits to when opening heart and home to a child.
Notice how I said good parent. Oh do not let what I assume make an ass of you and me.
Speaking...
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I'm glad to be bad 2008-02-11 16:38:07 That's what my daughter said to me last night while trying to get her to sleep.
Actually it went like this:
[cue Bumper jumping on bed, ignoring the silly demand from me to stop jumping on the bed...
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white out! 2008-02-07 13:51:06 wtf? this wasn't here yesterday
Oh like we needed more snow, what's with this? 30 cm folks - that's around a foot of unexpected snow. Go away snow, you weren't invited and we have no food or...
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my original party animal 2008-02-06 08:28:30 Welcome to a kinda Wordless Wednesday.
Theme: Mardi Gras!
Bumper is getting ready for MARDI GRAS! To answer your question before you even ask (because at motherbumper, we anticipate your needs and...
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The [Toddler] Cell 2008-02-04 20:56:46 In an futile attempt to exhaust my tireless daughter, I forced Bumper to walk home from the library today. For the record: no nap, not even a whiff of one showed itself after the walk. ...
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Weekly winners Feb 3 2008 2008-02-03 20:52:32 It's time for weekly winners - thanks for hosting Sarcastic Mom!
It snowed all day Friday which made for hermit-like behaviour. Needless to say, once we had our trusty sherpa SB at our disposal,...
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hang in or is that ten? 2008-02-01 07:34:29 One Toddler's Salute to Squiggy is still running until further notice.
Not by popular demand but due to the fact that having a child with "sensitive to all detergents, just like her freakin' mom"...
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fudge 2008-01-31 16:59:39 While I was trying to multitask this morning - drink coffee, answer buziness-type emails, prepare snacks for post-gymnastics feast - yes while I was trying to be SUPERMOM (because I am, oh yes I am)...
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A whole new world... 2008-01-30 11:52:29 ... for sleeping. Emmett discovered Bumper's doll bed:
it's Wordless Wednesday now let me sleep
Scroll down the post below if you want actual words strung together like I know what I'm talking...
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humpty dumpty sat on a blog 2008-01-30 11:52:03 So Blah month is almost over.
Well that's what I call January. I know I'm not alone on thinking January sucks monkey balls because I read in your posts (yeah, I'm talking about you - and you too). ...
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Portrait of a Truthiness as a Youngish Woman 2008-03-12 12:19:39 Sorry 'bout that James Joyce.
Anyhow, not many know this but I silently stalk this big time blogger that you probably all know named Sweetney (I will not share a picture of the shrine I built to her...
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Raggamuffin Diva 2008-03-12 10:22:00 Look Ma, No Words (almost)
Peanut butter on face? check. Sunglasses? check. Total attitude? Triple check. My Raggamuffin Diva is in da' house.
Join in and check out the other WW participants over...
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easy peasy 2008-03-11 08:45:49 I'm going old school and making a blogroll.
Now that that fact has sunk in, let the peer pressure guide you.
You know you want to join. You know you wanna.
So leave me a link to your blog and...
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Monday Morning Inspirational #45789 2008-03-10 06:53:28 "Chuck Norris puts the laughter back in manslaughter."
- from a shrine dedicated to Norris at a U.S. military helicopter hub in Baghdad
Can never discount the power of Chuck Norris - so sayeth...
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it depends on your definition of saving 2008-03-09 22:26:10 Losing an hour this weekend totally screwed me up. I was already behind because of the plague that poxed me (and thankfully just me - not Bumper or SB lucky b**tards) last week. But losing another...
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