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King Boo 2008-04-30 05:00:00 So remember a while back when I called double dating online playing Guitar Hero was the ultimate in nerdiness?
And also I said in the same post that I'd be lying if I hadn't considered doing it...
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Rockabye: from my treetop 2008-05-01 09:00:00 The initial impact of parenthood snuck up and smacked me on the butt the day I discovered I was pregnant. Or I should say, we were pregnant. We both had talked about it - at length - in a very...
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SHOWER TIME: Two's a Charm 2008-05-02 06:19:00 Okay so I'm talking baby shower, not bathing shower though I probably need one...
Anyhow, the lovely ladies Kristen, Liz, and Julie dreamed up a baby shower and the Playdate posse thought it was a...
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Care to join the triad? 2008-05-05 06:00:00 The truth will set you free.
Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it.
Which reminds me, Backpacking Dad told me about this one that he heard about over at loraleeslooneytunes.com:
Go...
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She Bangs? 2008-05-06 07:54:00 I woke up in a foul state this morning.
And I'm not referring to my physical state and need for bathing but state of mind. Not good. So it pleases me I have something pleasant, or at least less...
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the dreads 2008-05-08 06:00:00 When pregnant, I made the decision that as soon as the baby was born, my hair was going to change. Something new, something I always wanted, one of those hair changes that just wouldn't go over...
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My In-Laws went to Colonial Williamsburg 2008-05-09 07:42:00 and all I got was this totally kick-ass tea towel:
WORD
Thanks G&G, I'll hang it with pride over that crusty pot of spaghetti from last nights dinner and the milky bowls from (yesterdays?)...
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Iron Mom 2008-05-12 06:00:00 An rare afternoon date was my Mother's Day gift.
In the pre-parenting life formerly known as "freedom to watch movies all weekend if one wished", SB and I would hit the theatres all the time. Now...
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Now that's reality 2008-05-13 06:00:00 Sweet juju, I have only just caught up on ANTM and now I'm working on Survivor (Translation: I will hunt down and leave flaming poo on the comment doorstep of anyone who tries to spoil it for me). ...
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quirky 2008-05-14 06:00:00 When I was kid, I used to spin things with my feet. No, not like a circus act, just a strange habit.
Stools were my usual victim and I would (using my feet) prop the seat upside down on it's side...
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Can't help myself: Tropic Thunder 2008-05-16 17:00:00 I really want to see this movie:
Robert Downey Jr. is so wrong but so very right.
"just because it's theme music, don't make it not true"
I'm addicted to comedy movies but the good ones are so...
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Freaky Friday 2008-05-16 09:51:00 photo source: raindog61 on Flickr
Each and every time I join my daughter in the sand with a bucket and shovel, I have this inexplicable fear that I might find a severed finger while digging.
Hasn't...
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scenes from the subway 2008-05-15 08:10:00 Act One:
While standing (crouching actually) on the platform, I could not resist nibbling and making munching noises all over Bumper's head. It's something I've done since day one. She is so...
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No title 2008-05-21 05:00:00 Mandatory Unloading of Blogage*:
It would not be a stretch for me to say I've started this post at least a dozen times in half as many days. Yes, yes, you've heard that before from many bloggers...
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Oh Vicky you're so fine 2008-05-20 05:00:00 Another Victoria Day weekend has passed.
This one was spent staying close to home and doing all sorts of that super fun home stuff. Like sorting out the six boxes of paperwork, four zillion piles...
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1 + 1 = meltdown 2008-05-22 22:00:00 Okay - get this:
On a whim, today I decided to take my daughter to a city park called Riverdale Farm (it has animals, it's in the city, and it's free) and I took her without any of the following...
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Contests and Cuteness 2008-05-21 10:57:00 I can't stand leaving a depressing post at the top - even though it's really how I'm feeling of late.
So let me share some happy stuff:
First up - I'm having my first contest over at...
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some nerve 2008-05-27 17:24:00 My mole hill turned into a mountain last week.
"Don't sweat the small stuff darling" I heard too many times.
"Let it all go" I heard at least a dozen times.
"Relax" was a common response to my...
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lookin' for me? 2008-05-30 18:53:00
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spell dis suckers 2008-05-30 06:32:00 I miss blogging like a normal motherbumper. Each time I start a post a whole pile of negativity falls out of my brain. I read what has been written down and the little baby Jesus cries. Or...
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guilty as charged 2008-06-03 05:00:00 Last night was one of those nights. Bumper and I were pretty much attached at the hip all day yesterday, yet when it came to bedtime she told her Dad that under no circumstance was he to stand in...
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such a knob 2008-06-02 09:26:00 Life is over in Casa Bump as we know it.
She knows how to use doorknobs.
Our sanctuary is gone. No more hiding in my room. No more showers in privacy. No more privacy.
We ran out and bought...
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No title 2008-06-02 05:00:00 Well I'm still beat but things are much better in the physical arena. It's amazing how rest does do the body good but trying to do it, even with help, is darn near impossible to do.
But right after...
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Come As You Are So Sayeth Sweetney 2008-06-05 13:14:00 Come As You Are
Originally uploaded by motherbumperWhen Sweetney says do it, I usually do.
It's true, I follow like that sometimes but only when I trust the head honcho.
The Come As You Are Flickr...
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let me entertain you 2008-06-04 20:28:00 Got four minutes for politics and LOST? Best video of today.
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from foot to ball 2008-06-04 17:12:00 I poured the kettle way too fast tonight, splashing a small amount of boiling water on my foot. Damn that hurt.
The splash was small enough that complaining makes me look like a wuss but enough...
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From B to G: a motherbumper PSA 2008-06-06 12:49:00 Bumper has outgrown Bumper.
She is far to graceful, refined, and carefree to have a Tonka truck worthy name.
Each time I type it, it makes me wince. So now she will be referred by her current...
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babble 2008-06-10 08:00:00 I have decided to take a few days off to catch up on my blog reading*.I feel so out of touch, so behind on what's going on that my head spins each time I wade into my reader (that's right, I still haven't done the massive dump, run, and start from scratch).There is a need for me to catch up, read, and enjoy/cry-over someone else's news and stories.It's easy to be lazy lately.It's hotter than a sna
Contests are always fun 2008-06-11 10:04:00 I'm having another contest over at motherbumper's lab and this time it's for a $25 gift card to Build-A-Bear - open to both Canadian and US readers.Check out the details and my new bear, I mean kitty, over at the lab.
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apple meet tree 2008-06-11 05:00:00 Yes, I was right, a post presented itself to me and I could not resist.Something happened yesterday that if my husband ever had any doubts about Gigi's paternity, all fears would be erased following this incident. BTW if my husband had any doubts about Gigi's paternity, it would be news to me. I'm too lazy to cheat.Most days I think she's a female version of that guy. [Which of course, adds mot
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