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My little music box dancer 2008-03-07 08:06:14 On almost any given late summer evenings in 1976, a young motherbumper could be found with her girl 'hood posse, practising her cartwheels, front walkovers, and the dare-devil "look ma, no hands"...
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somebody slap me 2008-03-06 07:39:05 Thanks for all your congrats on my new sk*rt gig! You made me feel even happier about it (which I didn't think was possible). Please come visit me and sk*rt cool stuff so I can share it with the...
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kickin' butt in the kindergarten ring 2008-03-14 06:33:17 Note to Self: pull shower curtain next time I'm feeling a brave wave of truthiness.
Thank you for not mentioning how dirty my bathroom walls look. Cleaning grout? Not my cup of tea. I do it but not...
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roll with fashion 2008-03-16 21:23:46 Now I know the REAL REASON blogrolls went out of fashion.
Back in the day when I was a junior miss in the world of blogging, blogrolls were everywhere. Everyone sported one on their sidebar in...
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Not Nolte 2008-03-19 06:26:21 Just to prove how awesome a parent I can be, Bumper hasn't had a haircut since... oh sweet juju - I don't have a clue when.
That's probably why incidents like "lookin' like Nolte" have been...
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Dreaming of the old days 2008-03-19 06:18:31 Wordless Wednesday
remembering the good old days
(my baby needs new shoes)
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Monday Morning Inspirational #50394 2008-03-17 21:52:08 Holy Moley and some more, it's 10:45 and it feels like I've been parked in front of my laptop all day without finishing one freakin' thing I set out to do with any degree of satisfaction. That sucks...
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Lost for the Ages 2008-03-20 06:17:29 First Assertagirl brought me immense relief when she pointed out Bumper looks more like Amelie rather than the editor of Vogue (and my little girl is definitely quirky in that beautiful Amelie way if...
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got chocolate? 2008-03-23 10:53:23 gmphga chmphpolatph?
(translation: got chocolate?)
Happy Easter to all those who celebrate.
We are having a traditional lunch of ham, potato, broccoli, carrots, and corn all finished with more...
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Be Still My Beating Heart 2008-03-25 12:42:00 OK - I'm working on all the freakin' kick a*s questions you asked AND OMG thank you for your awesomeness and supplying me with post fodder.
Holy crap - you know how I'm so long-winded? Well some of...
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Monday Morning Chuck #62673 2008-03-24 05:00:00 There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck
Norris has allowed to live.
Well that solves that debate, doesn't it? I've also renamed this weekly segment "MondayMorning
Chuck"...
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I should be careful when I ask - part 1 2008-03-27 08:00:00 So this is part one in answering the questions I asked for and you posed to find out the Tale of Motherbumper and what makes her tick like a cuckoo clock:
Shania wanted to know:
How I refrain from...
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Nervous Habit? 2008-03-26 07:59:00 It's Wordless Wednesday again.
This time featuring my daughter's newest habit since the haircut: hair twirling.
Hair knot done without aid of elastic or "styling products" of any kind (including...
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No whiskers on kittens 2008-03-28 08:00:00 It's a battle not to get attached to material things. Minimalist lifestyle has always attracted me but unfortunately my pack rat tendencies prevent any hope of living carefree.
Boxes haunt both us...
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Monday Morning Chuck #74231 2008-03-31 07:00:00 Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was:
if Chuck
Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
I'm on the road with Bumper doing a Down East tour. Why do I feel the need to mention that? ...
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one, two, three 2008-03-30 20:35:00 How did she know that I love tulips? Because she's that kind of woman.
Today my Dad, Bumper, and I met with the lovely Jessica of Daysgoby.
She showered me with those beautiful flowers for my...
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I should be careful when I ask - part 2 2008-04-02 07:00:00 Part 1 of "I should be careful when I ask" can be found here.
I'm still doing my East Coast Tour and I'm leaving for the so called "controversial" Camp Baby in an hour. The fact that I'm doing...
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Monday Morning Chuck #78601 2008-04-07 05:00:00 This WILL be my birthday cake this year - for real. I will cry if I don't get it because Nibbling on a bit of Chuck
will totally make my day.
Which I guess is more of an Eastwood thing but...
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Somebody stop me before I go Hallmark 2008-04-08 20:43:00 So I was writing this really sad depressing post but I decided to spare you.
I'm nice like that.
Consider yourself lucky. It was a post that included this photo:
Yup, you know how much...
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Bedazzled Fafrazzled 2008-04-10 16:50:00 So what did you do this afternoon?
Yah, yah, that's great - OK my turn now:
We did laundry which in itself isn't that interesting, in fact it's incredibly boring. But during the tedium of putting...
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next up, moby 2008-04-15 07:00:00 Monday started somewhat as expected. I'm definitely sick with something low grade, more ick than yuck, but manageable compared to previous fair this season has offered. I'm upright, and basically...
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Monday Morning Inspirational #71802 2008-04-14 07:00:00 OK, so I don't remember the part in the Old Testament where Chuck came in but I was never known for my listening skills during church. Motherbumper spent waaaaaay too much time trying to figure out...
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oh gross 2008-04-16 07:00:00 Anyone care to hazard a guess what the object on the left is? The one next to the clove?
Animal? Vegetable? or (fake) Mineral?
Yes - that's right, smart and gentle readers reader - it's a...
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Thursday Morning: AV sins of my past 2008-04-17 08:49:00 My secret (audio visual) television and totally uncool sin of years past:
I loved 7th Heaven and watched it every chance I got. Kinda know a lot of the story lines. Their ability to problem solve...
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Monday Morning Inspirational #95184 2008-04-21 07:00:00 Take a picture shiny boy, it lasts longer...
or are you looking for some fine prison luvin'?
oh and one comment about me wearing mom pants
and I'll crush your windpipe before you can say "nice...
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Happy Earth Day Folks 2008-04-22 07:00:00 Woke up with a wicked cough - so did SB and Bumper. Mother Nature obviously LOOOOOVES us. Or maybe the pollution has caught up on us and the reason for Earth
Day is filling our chest with Alanis...
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In a boundry country 2008-04-23 05:00:00 Bumper has really increased the usual testing of the boundaries lately. Like by about 1000%. Give or take 17%.
For instance in the food arena, offers of her favourite hummus result in her taking a...
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A day in the life: wrapped up in three acts 2008-04-24 06:00:00 Act One:
Bumper and I watched a two minute claymation movie in the afternoon called Greed. Greed is about world hunger and features chilly facts like how there is enough food for everyone yet...
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Teaser #2 2008-04-28 10:00:00 I know it's Monday morning (well at least for another hour or so in my books) and maybe your brain is feeling kinda fuzzy. Maybe it needs a bit of a work out to get you ready for the week ahead. ...
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VIVA THE PARTY! 2008-04-29 07:00:00 Did you figure out what was going on yesterday? Good.
So if you are going to BlogHer San Francisco and are looking for something to do the night before BlogHer officially kicks off , why don't you...
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