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Johnny Depp in New Batman Movie 2008-08-01 10:08:33 Johnny
Depp might become the villan in the next Batman
.
I’ve always respected Johnny Depp
. He is quite a remarkable actor who surpasses the expectations of critics. Rumor has it that he is being offered the role as the Riddler. We can recall that Jim Carrey played the last Riddler in 1995. But the new Batman [...]
Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays 2008-08-01 08:48:44
These celebrities were born on August 1:
Ashley Parker Angel is 26.
Coolio is 45.
Dom DeLuise is 75.
Adam Duritz is 44.
Chuck D is 47. Read more:Celebrity
, Birthdays
Manny’s Shipping out of Boston..wtf! 2008-07-31 21:49:03
And like every MLB player…money comes before the game. (Unless you’re A-Rod..then you want sexy time with Madonna before the game)
Manny
Ramirez joined the dark side on Thursday. No no, he did not join the Yankees…that would be like joining shit. He joined piss instead- Dodgers. What the f*** was he thinking? Many a Boston
Red [...] Read more:Shipping
Oh my Ew 2008-07-31 09:43:40 Why is this girl on the cover of Elle?
What is this crappy cover? That doesn’t even look like her…then again who’d want the real Jessica Simpson? Here’s an idiotic quote:
On her life changing incident:
“I was singing ‘9 to 5’ and I choked and forgot the words in front of the president and in front [...]
Obama is Britney and Paris? 2008-07-31 09:25:50
LMAO! Have you seen THIS new commerical for the McCain campaign?
It’s pretty funny how a politician decided to compare his opponent to two extremely idiotic celebrities. Like I’ve said before, politics and hollywood do NOT mix. That’s like beer and chocolate milk, DISGUSTING (trust me I would know).
But I do wonder…who would Obama
compare John [...] Read more:Britney
, Paris
I’m shipping out to Boston 2008-07-31 09:02:11
Holy Hell. Breaking news junkies!
Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank is your God. He proposed that the U.S should STOP arresting those responsible marijuana users- basically anyone who carries fewer than 100 grams.
“The vast amount of human activity ought to be none of the government’s business,” Frank said on Capitol Hill. “I don’t think it [...] Read more:Boston
Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays 2008-07-31 08:42:42
These celebrities were born on July 31:
J.K Rowling is 42.
Fatboy Slim is 45.
Dean Cain is 42.
Wesley Snipes is 46.
B.J. Novak is 29.
Mark Cuban is 50.
Picture Source Read more:Celebrity
, Birthdays
Earthquake screws Judge Judy 2008-07-30 10:32:12
Here’s a clip of how yesterday’s earthquake made everyone on the Judge
Judy set sound like scared baby seals. Read more:Earthquake
Somebody is very angry 2008-07-30 10:07:29
Bruce Willis is an angry
man.
Yes, this bitch got mad at paparazzo because he was “too close”. You know what Bruce did? Throw water at the dude’s car. Okay…that was..effective? You might as well have given him a car wash. I expected something a little more badass from you Brucey-pie.
I frown upon your methods for [...] Read more:Somebody
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince 2008-07-30 09:54:17
Are you effing ready?
Something wicked this way comes and yes it’s Harry
f***ing Potter
. HELL YES! Check out the new trailer HERE. It’s pretty epic/amazing. I just hope it sort of follows the book…with a lot of prayer it’ll be better than Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Who the hell put the shrunken [...] Read more:Blood
, Prince
Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays 2008-07-30 09:34:53
These celebrities were born on July 30:
Arnold Schwarzeneger is 61.
Tom Green is 27.
Christopher Nolan is 38.
Hilary Swank is 34.
Jean Reno is 60.
Vivica A. Fox is 44.
Paul Anka is 67.
Kate Bush is 50.
Simon Baker is 39. Read more:Celebrity
, Birthdays
Miley’s face will be on your crotch 2008-07-29 10:16:31 We might see this on a Lifestyles condom value pack.
Apparently LifeStyles condoms associates have offered 15-year-old slut bag Miley Cyrus to be the face of their condoms. Now that’s great marketing. Millions of people using LifeStyle condoms will be able to have Miley’s face right on their crotch
!
Good thinking! I’m pretty sure [...]
Brooke Hogan can go jump off a cliff 2008-07-29 09:54:58 Filthy doesn’t even begin to describe you BrookeHogan
.
Your stupid little blog did the world absolutely nothing. You blame the media for your brother being irresponsible? That just shows people how extremely crass you are. You want to know why you have your own reality show? Because everyone loves a dumb blond [...] Read more:Brooke Hogan
Shia and Isabel sitting in a tree 2008-07-29 09:43:03
Woho! Another celebrity attempting to destroy his own life, his co-star’s life and the life of anyone who was on the same road as him.
So we all know how Shia LeBarf got into an accident, attained a DUI and effed up his hand. Well this bitch had a passanger- Isabel
Lucas. She’s Adrian Grenier’s girlfriend, [...]
Rachel Ray is making dog food 2008-07-29 09:20:35 While millions of people starve all around the world…Rachel
Ray is coming out with her own line of dog food.
Wow, this is incredible! This bitch feels that all dogs should get food with the appropriate nutrition. Yeah, let’s just forget about people dying of hunger out there. PETA must love this one right? Let’s just [...] Read more:making
Dam I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays 2008-07-29 08:56:07
These celebrities were born today:
Martina McBride is 41.
Rache Miner is 28.
Tony Sirico is 66.
Tim Gunn is 55.
Wil Wheaton is 36. Read more:Celebrity
, Birthdays
Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays 2008-07-28 08:57:28
These celebrities were born on July 28:
Soulja Boy is 18.
Elizabeth Berkley is 36.
Nicole Narain is 34.
Dustin Milligan is 23.
Sally Struthers is 60.
Bill Bradley is 65.
Jim Davis is 63. Read more:Celebrity
, Birthdays
Look at the Future of Miley Cyrus 2008-07-27 13:52:19 This is reality.
You can go through plastic surgery, you can work your ass out every single day. But gravity hits hard, so does age. Madonna seems as if she just realized she is no longer the sexy material girl- she’s just a before picture for a botox commerical… With all her problems, she’s the last person [...] Read more:Future
Jessica Simpson makes me throw up 2008-07-27 13:13:30
This is absolutely awful.
I’m sick and tired of seeing celebrities trying to look all innocent and sweet. What the hell is this kind of cover for an album? Do you know? Yes I know. You suck at singing JessicaSimpson
- we all know. Hell, you got your ass booed you stupid bitch.
What are you playing [...] Read more:makes
, Jessica Simpson
Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays 2008-07-27 12:30:15
These celebrities were born on July 27:
Cheyenne Kimball is 18.
Takashi Shimizu is 36.
Maya Rudolph is 36.
Julian McMahon is 40.
Nick Hogan is a twat and is 18.
Bill Engvall is 51. Read more:Celebrity
, Birthdays
Lindsay may NOT be with SAM anymore 2008-08-18 09:57:38
So Lindsay
Lohan might not be munching on carpet anymore. Sources have revealed to Ok! Magazine:
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be inseparable, but following weeks of arguments, friends tell OK! they fear that Linds will leave her DJ girlfriend - for a man. Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks are [...]
Miley Cyrus is Disney’s Slut 2008-08-18 09:38:30 Usually I find that Perez Hilton is a bit nuts.
But I give him kudos for making fun of Miley Cyrus on his website. So here’s a clip of what Miley said to him at the movies. Perez was able to give her a compliment but Miley was more of a bitch. Watch the clip. [...] Read more:Disney
Congratulations Ellen and Portia! 2008-08-18 09:00:12 Ellen
Degeneres and Portia
de Rossi got married on Saturday at their home in Los Angeles.
They both looked flawless. Then again any blurry picture will make anyone look flawless! We can only wish them the best. Read more:Congratulations
Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays 2008-08-18 08:51:36
These celebrities were born on August 18:
Christian Slater is 39.
Edward Norton is 39.
Denis leary is 51.
Madeleine Stowe is 50.
Carole Bouquet is 51.
Patrick Swayze is 56.
Craig Bierko is 44. Read more:Celebrity
, Birthdays
Congratulations to Michael Phelps!!! 2008-08-17 12:34:46 MichaelPhelps
.
An outstanding athlete who has accomplished all of this goals in the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing. Eight for eight. Yes, the lucky number eight has been with him the whole time.
Here’s what he’s accomplished at the Olympics:
1. 400m-Individual Medley-1st- World Record
2. 400 x 100m- Freestyle Relay- 1st-World Record
3. 200m -Freestyle- 1st- World Record
4. [.. Read more:Congratulations
Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays 2008-08-17 11:27:25
These celebrities were born on August 17:
Robert De Niro is 62.
Sean Penn is 48.
Donnie Wahlberg is 39.
Rick HIlton is 43.
Giuliana Rancic is 34.
Belinda Carlisle is 50. Read more:Celebrity
, Birthdays
Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays 2008-08-15 14:13:50
These celebrities were born on August 15″
Joe Jonas is 19.
Ben Affleck is 36.
Cris Judd is 39.
Debi Mazar is 44.
Anthony Anderson is 38. Read more:Celebrity
, Birthdays
WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE! Olympics Accident 2008-08-14 09:43:15 Pain.
Oh my goodness. This story is going to make your bones break. Well, Hungarian strongman Janor Baranyai made it to his first Olympics
, but I highly doubt he’s going to treasure it much. As he was weightlifting, he disclocated his right elbow. View THIS to see more pictures.
Thankfully the paramedics went straight to him [...]
Dear Linsday Lohan 2008-08-14 09:11:26 Hey Lindsay Lohan
..
I just read your blog and it made me feel a bit weezy in my stomach.
Here’s the visual…
Whenever you mention Ali Lohan and breasts…I want to puke. She’s a walking corpse…and here you are getting mad at the paparazzi for questioning you about her alleged implants. Then you go on to say [...]
Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays 2008-08-14 08:50:21
These celebrities were born on August 14:
Halle Berry is 42.
Jay Manuel is 36.
Magic Johnson is 49.
Sarah Brightman is 48.
Steve Martin is 63.
Jackee Harry is 52.
Catherine Bell is 40.
James Horner is 55. Read more:Celebrity
, Birthdays
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