Owner: is it 5 o'clock yet? URL:www.shaunaglenn.blogspot.com Join Date: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:44:45 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: this blog is about ME and my relentless pursuit to escape the people who insist on SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF ME. please, send help! Site statistics:Click here
to retire or not to retire 2008-07-30 14:34:00 i've been keeping up with the brett favre story. i feel sorry for the guy. i mean, one day you're young and studly and a national hero--and then BAM! you're in the checkout line being asked by some zit faced kid if you prefer paper or plastic. and now, he probably wishes he had a do-over. tommy could have really helped out brett. if they'd met for beers before he announced his "retire
ment" tom
the dentist and the dumb ass 2008-07-29 06:40:00 about 3 weeks ago i got a popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth. i picked and flossed and picked some more until i was sure it was out. after a day or two, my gums swelled and my tooth hurt. fast forward to now, and i'm still reeling from the pain.so yesterday i went to the dentist
. you may not know this about me, but i'd rather poke myself in the eye with a hot fork than go sit in a dentist's chair an
find me in this picture! 2008-07-28 19:19:00 you can't easily see, but i'm in this photo. this was featured in the new york times today--it's a photo from the blogher conference in san francisco. i'm the blonde speck in the top left corner next to the girl in the pink shirt (pink shirt girl is my new friend, cat, from pink asparagus--see bad ass blogger list). cool huh? so now i can tell people i was featured in the new york times. oh
way cool! 2008-07-28 17:26:00 my book, heaping spoonful, is now available on amazon and barnes and noble.here are the links: it out! and...if you've already read the book, please write a review! i want to hear what you have to say...but only if it's good!xo
social retardation is the new black 2008-07-28 06:44:00 ok, here goes. my dad has been anxiously waiting for the day i say something about his family. i haven't before because a. there could be an entire blog dedicated to them and their retarded antics; and b. i have to spend SOME time with my family.my grandparents on my dad's side have passed away--my grandmother (grandma) died nearly 8 years ago suddenly (heart attack or stroke) and my grandfather
the world isn't ready for a computer savvy old woman 2008-07-27 16:41:00 by now, you know about my 84 year old grandmother, mimi (who can forget the "snake" she became friends with a few weeks back). anyway, she called me early last week and asked, "honey, do you mind going 'on the line' and looking up a bose 5 cd changer for me?" "of course not," i said. "ok," she replied, "call me right back." oh. i guess she wanted me to do it now. so i went "on the line" and goo Read more:ready
, woman
quick! somebody call pamela anderson! 2008-07-26 07:21:00 i drove behind this van yesterday. i know it's hard to make out what it says (it's not easy cruising down the highway at 70 mph and navigating a camera phone either!) so i'll fill you in. not only was i disturbed by what this truck was advertising, but now i'm seriously considering becoming a vegetarian--and an animal rights activist--and a juggler (but that's another story altogether).anyway, at
don't mess with texas, y'all 2008-07-24 15:00:00 A couple from Texas and a couple from the East Coast were seated side by side on an airplane.The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said, "So where y'all from?"The East Coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where y'all from, bitch?"
it's not a party til there's porn 2008-07-24 09:49:00 our friends down the street called and asked if we wanted to double date last night. we know them (i've actually been friends with the husband since 1991) but haven't been out with them much. of course we said yes, and they told us they'd swing by and pick us up. around 6:30 the door bell rings and we head out to the minivan. the double doors slide open (super cool) and tommy and i climb in the ba
disturbing revelation 2008-07-24 07:33:00 i'm sitting here watching pee wee's playhouse with ethan (thanks aunt carrie for the 1 million dvd disk set--i havn't killed myself, yet) when i realized that the cowboy is none other than SAMUEL L. JACKSON! did everyone know this but me? pee wee's playhouse came WAY after my time (i was in high school and probably busy going to keg parties) so i never watched before. wow. i guess as an actor you Read more:disturbing
we are live people! 2008-07-23 10:31:00 it's official. you can NOW go on www.shaunaglenn.com and order Heaping Spoonful!click on the "merchandise" page and order away!woo hoo!xo Read more:people
tip of the day: don't mess with ebay--they have rules and they're serious about them 2008-07-22 17:17:00 ok, so here's what happened with the soccer shirt. apparently i was in violation with ebay's "charity" or "donation" policy so they took us down. we're now up and running again, but taking us off the site zeroed us out. now we're starting ALL OVER! sorry for being a general pain in the butt--that's what happens when you don't read the fine print. don't let this snafu keep you from bidding. a Read more:serious
homeless people have really good taste in women 2008-07-22 08:33:00 last week i served dinner at the homeless
shelter. (by now you should know that i don't say this so you all will think i'm some great humanitarian--but no doubt i am--i tell you this because it's become a part of me and what i do. i looovvvveee the people
there. talk about real. i could tell you stories and some of them would rip your guts out. but this is an upbeat show, so i'll save the gloom an Read more:taste
when you find out the secret sauce is ketchup 2008-07-21 17:13:00 we're sitting in the airport in san francisco waiting for our flight. i've spent the day reflecting back on the weekend and i've discovered this about myself: i'm bloated.i spent hundreds (ok, thousands) of dollars to come out here and learn the ingredients of the secret sauce
for successful blogging, and found out it's ketchup. what a let down. it was bizarre actually. it was college all over aga
ethan's soccer shirt now up for auction on ebay! 2008-07-21 10:00:00 click on the link to see the shirt! must get rid of this soccer shirt before i go crazy! - eBay (item 200240769574 end time Jul-31-08 07:58:33 PDT)
what some people will do for a meal--or, losers who have no life 2008-07-20 18:07:00 this is the line we stood in this morning for an hour and a half! mama's is supposed to be all the rage with the locals (and apparently with tourists) as THE place for brunch. i still can't believe tommy agreed to wait. twice he inched out of the line and i had to talk him into staying the course. we were STARVING by the time we finally got a table. while we waited, and waited, and waited, we Read more:people
dining for dumbasses 2008-07-20 10:19:00 this was our food last night. it was so complicated looking that i didn't know what to do with it or how to eat it. i looked at tommy, shrugged my shoulders and asked, "what do i do now?" he handed me a knife and a fork. could it be that simple? this was my entree: beef filet with carrots, short ribs with potato puree, and some other cut of meat with morel mushrooms and peas. it was so unbelie
justifiable homicide 2008-07-19 09:09:00 yesterday was a tough day for me. i only slept 4 hours the night before. there were several reasons why:1. the walls in this hotel are thin.2. i was anxious/excited about the conference.3. the walls in this hotel are VERY thin.so needless to say, i was exhausted by the time the day ended yesterday. tommy flew in from denver and met me at the hotel. we decided to stay in and order room service and
major announcement! 2008-07-17 19:31:00 the publisher is sending over 100 books for me to sell on my website. soooo, if you want a signed copy, please let me know...HERE!hopefully tomorrow there will be a place on the merchandise page on ShaunaGlenn.com to place your order. it's very exciting!buy 1! hell, buy 2!xo
terry is at it again. this time, he's threatening to jump! 2008-07-17 07:10:00 it's 7 o'clock in the morning. i just rolled out of bed (after having successfully fought off wild octopus children throughout the night--ok, one octopus child but it could have easily been 57--it definitely felt like 57) and am trying to convince myself to wake up. i can't get the coffee in me fast enough. i woke up several times during the night (between wrestling little arms and legs) and worri
me, myself, and i 2008-07-16 07:35:00 so, i'm by myself
. let me repeat that. I'M BY MYSELF! there's NO ONE here but me--and the dogs--and the cats.tommy left for denver yesterday and the 2 older girls are at camp. my mom took ethan and harley to her house yesterday for her own version of camp--camp nana, so it's just me and the low maintenance animals--i've trained them well--it's called 'here's your food, don't bother me.'i've only f
how to get here 2008-07-15 10:49:00 you know from time to time i like to post the search words and/or phrases that bring people to my site. here's the latest list of disturbingly funny searches. oh, and if you happen to be a regular reader now because you typed in the word "puntane" and landed here, sorry for outing you, but it's just too damn funny. and everyone knows who the REAL pervert is anyway. that would be me.here we go--
looks like i'm going to test the theory that god has a sense of humor 2008-08-14 13:20:00 well, i did it. i just opened a t-shirt shop on cafe press and created 'i like my jesus to party' t-shirts.click here to go the site and order YOURS today. come on, you know you want one.
collie or chupacabra? 2008-08-14 10:08:00 this is my collie, leona. see how pretty she is?i took her to petsmart for a bath and a "trim" and this is what i found when i picked her up. i gasped and almost started crying. the woman was actually proud as she said, "she sat very still as i shaved her. oh, and i used the #7 blade on her." i don't even know what that means! she looks just like one of those wild animals thought be half dog/half
WINNER REVEALED! 2008-08-14 05:39:00 i must say i laughed a lot this week, reading the entries for the contest. ok, some of y'all are freaks!--you know that right?anyhoo, after much deliberating, i chose......(drumroll please)..........Cindy in Las Vegas!congratulations, cindy!here is her winning entry:When I was 17, I went to stay with my grandmother for a week in Phoenix. At a church function, I met this really cute guy (I'll cal
SOMETHING HAS GONE TERRIBLY WRONG 2008-08-13 16:07:00 ok, my gag reflexes are working overtime. i don't think i've ever felt this sick before.i think i might actually vomit....(excuse me, gagging)...while typing this.my dad....just....(gagging)...emailed me.....(taking a deep breath)...his most...(sorry, gagging again)...(oops, now convulsing)...embarrassing sex moment.the worst part...i READ it.i think i need to lie down now.damn you father--and you
CONTEST ENDS SOON! 2008-08-13 07:07:00 ok, today is the last day to email me your most embarrassing sex moment. i have some awesome entries so far. but...send me YOURS before midnight tonight.the winner gets $100 gift card to target!send your story to shaunarglenn@gmail.com
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