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No title 2008-10-03 11:41:00 Are You Really Sure? A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300
No title 2008-10-03 11:40:00 I Want to Buy That A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a s
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No title 2008-10-29 03:45:00 Sweep the Floor Your first job will be to sweep the floor. But I'm a college student the young man replied. In that case give me the broom - I'll show you how.
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No title 2008-10-27 03:41:00 A student's request for extra money A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?" "Uhh, oh yeah, O.K." responded the kid. So his Mom wrapped the book along with the che
No title 2008-10-25 03:40:00 Discussing GradesA high-school student came home from school seeming rather depressed."What's the matter, son," asked his mother."Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my marks. They're all wet.""What do you mean `all wet?'""I mean," he replied, "below C-level."
No title 2008-10-24 08:36:00 A bribe for your Teacher A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point." The next class the professor handed the tests back out. Th
No title 2008-10-24 08:34:00 Better relationship A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this.""What's the problem?" the docotor inquired."Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.""My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morn
No title 2008-10-24 08:24:00 I often feel guilty Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up dating him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week." "I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen
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No title 2008-10-23 09:03:00 Three blonds on death row Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.The ang
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No title 2008-10-23 08:55:00 How to get across the river A blonde once got lost near a river. She traveled up and down it searching for a way to get to the other side.She tried walking in the shallow part of the river, and she even tried grabbing onto a branch that stretched half way across the river to try to swing to the other side. No matter how hard she tried she couldn't get across.After many failed attempts, she finally
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No title 2008-10-22 10:33:00 Story of a happy dog Trouser was normally a happy-go-lucky dog. He would chase tennis balls, play with other doggies, and eat his dinner without a fuss. He was a dog without a care. But on that fateful autumn afternoon, it was to be different. Trouser's owners were walking him along a trail at the park, when suddenly from out of the bushes jumped a man all dressed in black. He had white paint on h
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No title 2008-10-22 10:29:00 An extremely loyal fan There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?" The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Pa
No title 2008-10-21 07:12:00 BlondeA blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is." "It's a big rooster," she sai
No title 2008-10-21 07:03:00 Do you know this one?A jokes fun club. All the jokes are catalogued and the old members know their numbers. An old member says: - Five! All laugh. Another member: - Twenty four! General laugh. A newbie, first time in one session, saw that's enough tell the number of a joke, decides to try: - Sixteen! Absolute silence. Nobody laugh. One of the old members tells him: - Colleague, doesn’t matter t
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