Owner: Angry Clown URL:http://angryclown.blogspot.com/ Join Date: Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:13:07 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: Its a humor blog because...I died and made a pact with the devil to gather as many souls as I could for him and I do that with this blog! Site statistics:Click here
My Ass 2008-07-27 22:34:14 Who wants to marry me ? Accepting invitations NOW! (females only)Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Lucky? 2008-07-27 07:18:24 I've been sitting here on my bed and looking at my computer screen for a while now trying to come up with the best post ever in human history but my imagination doesn't stretch to greatness it stops far short of that area and sets up camp around the pick my nose and laugh at a fart part of my brain.Sure this will make you rich!Smartnes isn't taught you have to be born with it sure you can be good
No title 2008-07-25 20:06:15 Blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah! Blah blah blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhhhh blah blah ahahaha blah. Blah blah blah! Blah blah blah. blah...(3 hours later)...Blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah.! That was a message from the world feminist association...oooooowwww I went there!
Deep and disturbing 2008-07-24 07:23:15 In a strange mood at the moment almost like there is impending doom just around the corner so thought I might do a post about how the world might end...cool. Well I'm just going to type any crap that comes out of my Zoloft soaked brain, thats my excuse.It all started on a day like today the call came threw and within hours it was on every channel in the world the streets were empty and the no one Read more:disturbing
The truth about cheese 2008-07-24 01:12:14 you CAN handle the truth!Well i have been released in a prisoner swap program with the Kellogg's company I am not fully aware of the details at this time but all transcripts can be found on me and my dodo's blog.I am finally free to speak and tell my story about this unfortunate line of events that led to the worst cheese war in history !The fact of the matter is that I was not involved and was a
That Day 2008-07-23 06:39:37 What a Sunday it was jam packed full of crap of all sorts from sleeping to eating and now some random rambling. Having Sunday being Sundayish and all really got me thinking about Sunday like what is it about the day that make people lazy and fat?I doooo believe that its gods fault and you know why but to be even more specific its because of the hellish hard work that some of us have to do during t
Straight out of the Kats litter box 2008-07-23 06:37:59 Well finally Kat from Kats Litter Box has finally recognized my greatness like everyone else in the world and she has given me an award kinda like my Hell Award but not, so you could say shes a copy...Kat ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa anyways cheers Kat and heres ya link just click on the damn award ...meow baby.
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Confused again (and its all your fault) 2008-07-23 06:34:32 Thats Better!For a while now I have been stumbling threw the blogging world without a clue. I started this blog to try and figure out who I really am by reading my own words (crap) about the world and well since I started my wild adventure to the center of my brain my blog has become a "humor blog" which has gotten me all confused, I guess I'm just a funny f**ka and is this what makes me... me?I d
Who needs a job? 2008-07-23 06:32:11 Had an appointment today for a job I don't want a job but apparently its the thing to do these days if you want to survive but is there another way to survive and not have a job?Do it I dare ya!I do believe a big yes is in order for that question and I'll even tell you how it can be done!First you need to burn everything you own and everything around you even the clothes on your back (take them of
GTH: Courtesy 2008-07-21 13:44:39 Since I have succumbed to the thought of eternal suffering and the hot sluts in hell, I figured I would let you know Why in a series of posts, Going to Hell, GTH, to be done while Damian 666 is scratching the pimples on his backside:Number 1: My Obsession with Courtesy
This weekend sucked.The weather was hot and humid as I cruised the local establishments looking for eager participants for frolics
The death of innocence (I know I spelt it wrong) 2008-07-21 03:04:51 I thought that tittle would get your attention and this post has nothing to do with innocents whatever that is, once again i am just going to ramble of some random words and hope they don't make sense.IN STORES NOW!This week i will be on the cover of model magazine its a huge honor as I've only been a model for a week but my career has taken me to France, Spain the USA and all over the world. My f Read more:death
Threio's talons 2008-07-20 03:43:38 Launching a Sonic Poop Rocket attackWell Threio has unleashed a horror never before seen onto Static and I on the decks of the pole dancing princess, Static will never be the same after an electric eel made a home in his bum hole.threios plan i have to admit was a stroke of genius, i never saw it coming well not like that anyway it was very bad and he scared all the hot chicks away you should of j
The dolphin wins 2008-07-19 06:55:20 For the best blog ever made!!!I have to give this award to the greatest blog ever created! The person that made Angry Dolphin is a wonderful genius and deserves to be the king of the world if not the universe! It is without a doubt the best blog nay the best website ever and the internet should feel lucky to have such a blog! Wow i can't believe how lucky i was to find this freaken awesome blog an
Another Trick 2008-07-17 20:22:38 Thanks to Damian 666, AKA, DAMO, I get the opportunity to take off my feathers and write a post as a human being. However, I am pretty sure he has conned me into filling up space on his blog while he goes and grabs men’s dirty shorts playing a bone pirate’s sport like rugby. So be it.Since I am now at a sub station of Hell, delving into the subject is probably appropriate here. Let’s take an Read more:Trick
Threio in the Mist 2008-07-17 04:32:15 Freaken awesome movie!Threio's bird warriors must be close now i can smell bird poop in the air even over my normal cheese odor which is the best smell money can buy, Static is still farting around with Luscious Lolita even after I've had a go but i guess he likes going sloppy seconds and eating my old cheese.The pole dance paradise is now covered in junk and crap but we still have complete contro
HELL AWARD 2008-07-14 21:42:58 Be popular!Everyone is making there own awards so i thought i will make one for evilness i haven't seen any around for it and as everybody knows you don't get awarded enough for badness these days, so here it is.You can award the HELL AWARD to the most totally random, hellish, different and sophisticated blogs about eviiilllllll you can find. There are only 5 rules you must follow if you win this
Statics love is like no other 2008-07-14 13:55:24 This blog is fast turning into a raunchy love fest but that the way we like it.After my boat dilemma i finally met up with my fuzzy haired lawyer friend Static he led me to another ship apparently the last one was a canoe but these things happen.So back to the shores of Faroe and back to the war front well around the corner from the war front.As soon as we arrived Static and I met a squadron of Th
This is the one 2008-07-13 11:34:15 After changing my template 30 times today i have decided that this is the best one so i promise i wont change it again...today.
New look 2008-07-12 22:22:19 Like the new look? I thought i keep winning all these suspect awards so i deserve a new template.Anyways all my cool widgets and some other things are missing so i will have it going awesome again in a couple of days plus i will be stuffing around with other things just to make it look way more awesome, hope you like the look!
The lusting of Sally 2008-07-12 16:53:24 My crewMy journey towards the sea took me to...the sea where my ship the demonic brown pearl was waiting this was my chance to search for my love child that i had let go so many years ago now.The waves where 12 feet high the sky was as back as something thats really really black the wind was not to bad actually i thought it would of been colder but it was nice and warm. I climbed aboard my ship ho Read more:Sally
No title 2008-07-12 13:38:52 Its 4am so I'm just posting stuff and junk.How many of you have come across a large bag of opened potato chips (crisps if your from the states) during your adventures and thought to yourself "I'm hungry and I'm sure there safe" and before long chowed down on the chips? Well if you have done that your really gross and disgusting, I always hold out for a half eaten chocolate bar they are the best
I am the greatest but you already knew that 2008-07-12 07:47:34 Kelly my man lover from PSYCHO CARNIVAL thanks for the award!The blogs that deserve this award are:Threio from Me & My DodoStatic from KrapsodyQelqoth from The Cult Of QelqothKat from Kats Litter Boxand Alex from A Copywriter's BluesIf your up there do this stuff or don't break the rules people, you might win an award for rule breaking, that sounds like an idea!RULES1) You have to pick 5 blog
The DODO and the brothel incident 2008-07-12 07:17:41 I look good in black and whiteAnother brothel visit this time in the Faroe islands, on the run from the evilness of the kings of DODO i stopped in at a lovely little pub in a 16th century building, the artwork was exquisite and of course had to show myself to a lovely little lady all was going well i had all the cheese and beers i needed until i got word that a group of Therios winged warriors wer
I want one! 2008-07-10 17:41:44 This fish kicks ass and its not a croc! (it looks like my right testicle)
Battle of the DODOS 2008-07-10 17:30:55 Death itselfWell this has been a long week for me i have been arrested and escaped from Threios prison his fowl (pun intended) intension's were not enough to keep me at bay for i am the great Damo master of all cheeses! Threio has forgotten that i will never give up and never stop until the land of DODO is mine!He calls me a terrorist but i am there to free the DODOS from "king" Thrieos rain of bl Read more:Battle
Fuel for thought 2008-08-11 04:06:35 I'm angry! The cost of fuel is getting beyond a joke and making it hard for the average blogger like me and you to get around without spending your life savings on a drop of stinky liquid gold. I blame the dinosaurs if more of them had of died and become fossilized then we wouldn't have a problem.Anyways as always I'm here to help and save your wallets from the fuel companies with a couple of tips Read more:thought
The Angry Clown Nerd Olympics 2008-08-10 07:03:48 Are you a winner? This guy is!!Ar Bikini bottom (always wanted to start with that).The world of sport is a terrifying and angry place for the common nerd and even hearing the word "sport" is known to cause some pimple faced geeks to crap their pants so I thought why not make the Nerd Olympics
a place where all nerds and geeks alike get the chance to play for gold and have a chance at winning the s Read more:Clown
Generation Slap 2008-08-06 23:14:03 On my way back from viewing Arab sex hidden cam a blog I found while searching for the cheapest fossilized dinosaur pooh for my dino turd collection, still missing a T-Rex's, anyways I found a picture of an old 80s cartoon that I had a long time ago forgotten about on some site that I had just recently forgotten about and still can't remember anything about.This aroused my senses as I was taken b Read more:Generation
GTH-Compassion 2008-08-06 00:40:37 I am Going to Hell, GTH, and Number 2: My Lack of Compassion
While relieving the four beers and the beef Burrito I ate at 2am today, my attention moved from absolute stench of the moment to a crime related headline in the newspaper.“Death row inmate: I'm too fat to execute”In Columbus, Ohio a death row inmate named Richard Cooey, 41, says he is too fat to be executed after raping and murdering
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