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Frank's Friday Fixin's - somethin' for the ladies 2008-07-25 09:54:22 Frank says: In the past few installments, a few of you have asked for specific types of recipes. The only one of these recipes that I haven't made before is the dessert at the bottom. I have a 3-ring binder... Read more:Frank
, Friday
, ladies
Womb Raider 2008-07-24 20:30:33 Jennifer Garner is pregnant again. Yay for her. I like her. She's cute and she staunchly adopted Juno's baby as a single mother. Not that you missed the big jaw-dropper of this cover, but if you did let me repeat... Read more:Raider
To the person who found my blog by Googling... 2008-07-24 00:15:20 Why on Earth would you have assholes for kids? I'm sure you could find plenty of other things that are more appropriate to have for kids. You could have toys and games and books for kids. A nutritolicious lunch, perhaps,... Read more:person
, Googling
Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Yellow 2008-07-22 23:24:26 by Mommy Lady ~ guest writer (Kym's introduction to this series of guest posts is here) The color yellow is vibrant in itself being close to the color of the sun. Yellow
also means something bright and happy and the... Read more:Somewhere
, Rainbow
Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Orange 2008-07-22 22:45:47 by Mommy Lady ~ guest writer (Kym's introduction to this series of guest posts is here) Orange
: intellectual ambition or stubbornness and the vision of possibilities Even as a child I felt you had an old spirit and soul. You... Read more:Somewhere
, Rainbow
Changes 2008-08-08 17:23:54 "What are you going to order, Kym?" Frank asked as we pored over the take-out menu. "Uuummm...I think I'm going to have a pastrami on rye with extra provolone. Regular mustard, not spicy. And no tomatoes." "That's what you always...
Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match 2008-08-07 23:01:26 One of my life's greatest simple pleasures is belting out show tunes at the top of my lungs on the drive home or when I'm in the shower, but that saccharine ditty from Fiddler on the Roof is one that...
Who's house? 2008-08-06 22:16:19 Ever seen Krush Groove? No? If you haven't, You Be Illin'! It's Tricky, but he showed me how to Walk This Way in My Adidas when I was just a kid in the '80's. Now he's a reverend and he...
Happy new year 2008-08-06 15:16:24 Either as a student or as a teacher, I have spent practically my whole life centering the measurement of a year on an academic calendar. January 1st? Not such a big deal. The start of the school year, whether it... Read more:Happy
Conversation with my scale 2008-08-25 13:23:08 Health-o-Meter Digital Scale: Long time, no see. Me: Yeah, whatever. Just give me the damage. Health-o-Meter Digital Scale: ... ... ...Me: Hello?Health-o-Meter Digital Scale: I'm still thinking...it takes a while to count that high. Me: Shut up. Are you finished... Read more:Conversation
Fierce 2008-08-22 14:41:48 Confession - I have a wild desire to get all glammed up in drag by some outrageously fabulous queens and spend a night in a raucous bar singing and voguing to songs like Boogie Fever and It's Raining Men. I'd...
TP ain't for babies 2008-08-20 19:56:42 In light of my recent Bag Lady Manifesto, tonight I'm livin' la vida Cinco. Now would be a good time to look away if you're not in a space where you can read about kids without wanting to poke out...
A word to the wise... 2008-08-19 11:28:30 If your teacher catches you eating in class, don't try to lie and say that you weren't eating anything. Especially if what you are eating is a bagful of Kool-Aid mixed with sugar. Maybe you didn't notice that your fingers,...
Heard on the radio... 2008-08-18 17:36:09 on the way home from work today:DJ: I'm taking your calls for Monday Madness. Who's got you bothered and why? Caller, you're up!Caller: I'm mad at all these mens. DJ: You're mad at men? Why?Caller: Cuz. These mens need to... Read more:Heard
Scissored 2008-10-05 16:59:51 When my sister Chanel was four, she grabbed her bangs and cut them down to about an eighth of an inch. When my sister Danielle was eleven, she locked herself in the bathroom. Hearing her anguished wails through the door,...
Lines 2008-10-03 13:57:55 Three out of four of my intended mothers have had either stillbirths or premature deliveries which resulted in neonatal death between 22 and 28 weeks. Or both. No one could possibly come close to knowing the intricacies of babyloss unless... Read more:Lines
Under construction 2008-10-01 23:24:02 Big changes are afoot in the layout of SmartOneville. I have to move some things around to make space for the new BlogHer ads. I don't think I mind the parenting-geared ads vs. the IF ads, but I'd prefer for...
Three tres trois 2008-09-29 21:46:32 Dearest Kaelyn, you were a pain in the ass from the very beginning, and I mean that in the nicest way possible. Daddy and I tried for 2.5 years to get pregnant before we went to get help, but once... Read more:Three
Distraction 2008-09-29 09:26:23 Who is that in the back row sneaking in some email reading while in the middle of a training session and blogging when she should be paying attention to data collection for student improvement and professional practices data and curriculum...
Without my laptop, I'd... 2008-10-22 17:15:33 stay caught up with laundry probably actually cook instead of sit and watch Frank do it (or maybe not - he eyes me suspiciously and hovers defensively towards the stove every time I even look like I'm thinking about touching...
All the details 2008-10-21 21:13:32 On her blog, Chance has now posted more details
about the Waiting Hearts, as well as a link to her Etsy shop where you can purchase one (or three or seven).
Between the wish and the reality lies the waiting... 2008-10-21 15:00:05 ...and the wish and the waiting are of the heart. How is it possible for one to feel full, yet somehow unfulfilled? When my arms are wrapped tight in child-sized hugs, I can also feel the cradled curve of another's... Read more:reality
the gross, the good, and everything in between 2008-10-20 21:21:55 On Saturday morning, I absentmindedly ate through half a bowl of cereal before I noticed it was sprinkled with a dash of ants. I'm scarred for life. What the hell is it with this PMS thing, anyway? I'm regulated now...
December, maybe. 2008-10-17 13:14:47 I'm in the midst of another day of professional development and we've been given a 15-minute break. I prioritized squeezing in blog post to you over going to the bathroom. Don't you feel special? We might be able to start... Read more:December
Cheddar 2008-10-16 06:20:00 Me: It's flippin' hot in here. Frank: It's not hot in here. (swirling his hips a la Elvis) You're just hot for me, baby. Me: You are so cheesy. Frank: (arching an eyebrow) Am I like, government* cheesy, (now dropping...
Hopeful 2008-11-15 18:56:48 Pensive, I sat in quiet contemplation, deep in thought about Chance, Apollo, and our journey together. No more false starts. No hairpin turns. No carpets pulled. No sudden bottomless voids. We've paid our dues, and then some. Please, let this... Read more:Hopeful
Blue Xmas 2008-11-13 14:58:08 What happened to the turkeys!?! The big crepe paper foldout pumpkins and cornucopias? Pilgrims and maize and welcoming Native Americans? The autumnal oranges, yellows, crimsons, and browns have been shoved rudely aside to make way for the greens and reds... Read more:Xmas
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