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Greetings 2008-07-24 13:42:00 Hi there.So when I was younger, pretty much my favorite thing in the world was professional wrestling. It was my life. Actually, I'm not quite sure I'm adequately conveying my feelings here ... professional wrestling was my life. I watched every second of every match on TV. I went to live shows and cheered my little lungs out. I made signs for these events. I made big, glitter-covered signs. I eve Read more:Greetings
A Perfect Point of View: Part II 2008-08-08 07:16:00 (just tuning in? Hello! Please read the introduction first!)I'm sure y'all are just on the edge of your seats wondering what's going to happen next. Never fear ... for now I bring to you: “A Perfect
Point of View” part II ... and yes, Anjel finds her little blonde way into this .... good golly. “A Perfect Point of View” part II:**~~The Next Day~~** The Flair Trifecta—I mean Quadfecta me
Chapter 13: A Perfect Point of View 2008-08-06 07:31:00 (just tuning in? Hello! Please read the introduction first!)This story marked my first foray into first-person narrative. It also marked my last.Times I cringed retyping this: 6. Enjoy!Chapter
13: A Perfect
Point of View “Mr. Perfect, I would like you to meet our lovely new executive consultette, Nightshade.” said Ric Flair to me, Mr. Perfect. In stepped a woman with black, shiny hair that h
Goodbye - Middle Names, Continued 2008-08-05 06:33:00 (just joining us? hello! please check out the introduction)Well, that was quite a cliffhanger yesterday, wasn't it? I mean, Brutus hadn't seen Marty in at least 5 hours. Where could he have gone? And what will Anjel do without his compelling presence? All your questions will be answered today in ...GOODBYE - MIDDLE NAMES, CONTINUEDIt has been 2 weeks since Anjel has read that note. In a split seco Read more:Goodbye
, Names
Chapter 12 - "Goodbye, < Middle Names II" 2008-08-04 06:45:00 (new here? hi! please check out the introduction)This one is my favorite. I can’t believe I wrote this.Chapter
12 - “Goodbye
.< Middle Names
II”8:05 am Ms. Elizabeth could not believe the fans were more in favor of Anjel than her! Something drastic had to be done. She sat down and thought up a fiendishly clever and sinister plot. By the end of the day she would spring it inot action.4:55 PM
Chapter 11: "Reunited: Part II" 2008-08-01 07:14:00 (new here? hi! please check out the introduction)I hadn't planned on making a sequel to "Reunited
," but then I decided that it was very important. You're the winners here, folks. This is freaking awful. This is also where things get super dramatic! It’s so dramatic that I wrote “Who are True Friends?” in the top margin.Chapter
11: Reunited PT. 2 [I stopped numbering chapters at this point
Chapter 10: Two Faces 2008-07-31 07:24:00 (just joining us? Hi! Please read the introduction first!)Chapter
10: “Two Faces”As I “matured” as a wrestling fan, I started exclusively liking the bad guys (known in wrestling lingo as “heels” – good guys are “faces”). Mr. Perfect soon became my favorite guy. He had stopped wrestling full time and was instead working as Ric Flair’s manager and a color commentator on Prime Ti
Chapter 9: Reunited 2008-07-30 06:58:00 So this is the one that inspired me to share. It's bad. It's got terrible dialogue, of course, but it's also got some awesome pacing. I had characters make and act on rash decisions -- such as travelling across the country to find a friend's long-lost girlfriend -- in a matter of seconds. Trying to find a bathroom, however, took a considerably longer time. Enjoy! Chapter
9: Reunited
A lo
the missing links 2008-07-29 07:25:00 Here is what, to the best of my recollection, was in the pages missing from this epic story: “Middle Names” – The passion with which I loved Marty Jannetty was only rivaled by the passion with which I hated Miss Elizabeth. For those of you not in the know, Miss Elizabeth was The Macho Man’s valet (and wife … I was totally at their “wedding” during Summerslam 91). I couldn’t stand Read more:links
video 2008-07-28 10:52:00 (Thanks to SansMerci for sending me this!) Here's a video
of the Rockers breakup on the Barbershop, as referenced in my compelling short story, "Chapter 1: Points of View." Thanks for the link!! I loved watching it again. I had that clip on tape and rewatched it so many times that I had it memorized. It all came back to me while watching it again. The article that Brutus is holding up was the o
Resumes (part II) 2008-07-28 07:43:00 (just joining us? Hi! Please read the introduction first!)So here’s part 2 of the “résumés.” I still can’t remember why I thought this was a good idea. But I evidently got tired of it by the end of this, because the answers get shorter and shorter.(Full) Name (of manager): Sherri Martel (Sensational) [Originally, I just made up a last name. When I learned that her real last name was “M
Chapter 2 - Resumes (part 1) 2008-07-26 05:02:00 NOTE: If you have not yet done so, please read the introduction. Otherwise, you'll take this seriously. And that would be sad.For whatever reason, I thought it would be a good idea to write résumés for the wrestlers and their managers. These “résumés” look more like those surveys you get in your inbox every three hours when you’re 15 or know a 15 year old.I’m pretty sure any employer w Read more:Chapter
Chapter 1: Points of View 2008-07-25 07:34:00 NOTE: If you have not yet done so, please read the introduction. Otherwise, you'll take this seriously. And that would be sad.[Well I thought I was missing the first few pages, but it turns out, I'm actually missing pages 7-39. Alas. I'll bet they were horrible. Well, let's just work with what we got ... I'm pretty dang sure you still enjoy this mess without needing any of their "vital" plot point Read more:Chapter
, Points
Chapter 1: Introductions 2008-08-21 15:35:00 Well, I can tell by both the handwriting and the wrestling references that time has passed. I’m going to guess that I was 13-14 when I wrote most of these stories, but I didn’t start putting dates next to them until the next marble notebook. Anyhoo, in my advanced age, I decided that calling my heroine “Anjel” was too immature. I figured that Charlotte Theodosia must be a WWF stage name, Read more:Chapter
Chapter 14: A Turn of Events 2008-08-18 18:57:00 Just in case it’s not painfully obvious, I was pretty sick of Marty. Here is his swan song. It’s a particularly inelegant sendoff. But not quite as inelegant as Bru’s.Chapter
14: A Turn of EventsMarty had not come home last night. Anjel sat in her room in a hotel in Maine, worrying when he finally came home at 7:00 AM he fell fast asleep on his couch. She walked through his open door she
Bitter Words, Part II 2008-08-15 06:58:00 Bitter Words
, Part IISo I basically have two main tropes so far: allergies and crying. I have no idea why. At any rate, I prsent to you a thrilling sequel that features both!Bitter Words, Part II:3 days laterAs Mr. Perfect sat in his room opening his mail he started to sneeze. He could hardly stop to take a breath. Fourtunately he sneezed very loudly and Anjel could hear him 2 doors down. She ente Read more:Bitter
Chapter 14: "Bitter Words" 2008-08-13 08:11:00 (new here? Howdy! Please read the introduction first!)This is the first one to feature any actual in-ring action. Not very much in-ring action, but at least it doesn’t take place entirely within someone’s “dressing room.” Actually, this wasn’t that bad in terms of an actually plausible wrestling angle. In terms of a well-written piece of literature, of course, it fails miserably. Enjo Read more:Bitter
, Words
, Chapter
"A Perfect Part of View" Part III 2008-08-11 08:50:00 (just tuning in? Hello! Please read the introduction first!)And now, the exciting conclusion we have all been waiting for ... “A Perfect
Point of View” Part III[Mr. Perfect has just telephoned Anjel, the font of all wisdom and miraculous advice]2 ringsMarty: Hello [hooray! Marty has lines!]Mr. P: Hello, this is Mr. Perfect I need to talk to Anjel.Marty: Just a sec … [nice while it lasted.
Chapter 4 - The Omni 2008-09-16 08:42:00 Sorry I've been sparse with the updates! I'll try to make sure I update twice a week from now on. My professional life has been a bit nuts lately. This should settle down in the next month or so ... but until then, I humbly present to you ...Chapter
4 – The Omni With Marcus’ kiss still lingering on her lips, Angelica unlocked the door to hier office. Bill Watts always insisted that the nurse
Chapter 3: Sting’s Party 2008-09-09 09:15:00 Welcome back to another action-packed chapter of the life and times of the world's least interesting protagonist. Hold on to your red bell peppers, it's ...Chapter
3: Sting
’s Party
Although Angelica hardly ever fussed about what to wear [which nurse’s uniform is a purer white?], she found herself doing just that now. She had never been on the cutting edge of fashion, she always just bought comf
Chapter 2: New Friends, New Enemies 2008-09-04 09:33:00 I know you’ve all been lying awake at night, minds reeling as you contemplated the life and times of Angel. Well rest easy, friends. My job takes a back seat to … Chapter
2: New Friends
, New Enemies
In her first two weeks at WCW, she had made many friends, as well as a few enemies. Well, not exactly enemies, just people she didn’t quite hit it off with. Barry Windham was one of those peopl
quick note 2008-08-26 21:27:00 Hi all,Sorry for the lack of updates lately. I've been completely swamped on the job front. UnabashedlyBad will be back in action soon! For now, please enjoy this Mr. Perfect tribute video. RIP, Curt. You'll always be my favorite wrestler. -F.O.
Chapter 6: Two Timing 2008-09-30 17:35:00 So things were looking up for Angel in that last chapter. A new promotion, a new man to immediately fall in love with for no real reason ... looking ahead to the title of this chapter, however, I'm just going to assume that stuff's goin' south. Chapter
6 – Two Timing
The next day, Angel walked into work all smiles. Word of the promotion had gotten around, and everyone was happy for her.As she se
Chapter 5: The Date 2008-09-25 14:48:00 This has nothing to do with Angel, but I'd just like y'all to know that my dog has wicked gas right now. Gosh. Anyhoo ... Enjoy!Chapter
5 – The Date The day could not move quickly enough for Angel. Her date with Marcus was tonight, and she couldn’t wait. At the end, while she was cleaning up her office, Mr. Watts said that he wanted her in his office. She wanted to scream in frustration, this
Chapter 8.2: Clash of the Champions II (part 2) 2008-10-14 08:52:00 So ... when we last left our distinguished characters, Angel was sitting in her office waiting for men to cry on her and Bobby was severely upset by something he saw in the dressing room. I know y'all have been losing sleep over what that might be ... therefore, I now present to you the thrilling conclusion of Clash
of the Champions
II ..."Bobby? You OK" He took a second to compose himself, but st Read more:Chapter
Chapter 8: Clash of the Champions 2 (part I) 2008-10-07 20:19:00 Hey everyone ... I got a new computer ... and this one has two functioning shift keys! What happened to the shift keys on the last computer, you ask? Well, it involves a pressing desire to clean under the keys and an inability to replace all of those keys after satiating that desire. So now I'm typing at more productive speeds now! Hooray!Anyhoo, back to the crap writing ... I think I need to m Read more:Chapter
, Clash
, Champions
Chapter 7 - Clash of the Champions I 2008-10-07 09:24:00 Chapter 7 – Clash
of the Champions
ISpecial shout-out to The Carters, as this is where Dustin and Barry break up. And, as Wikipedia has confirmed, they actually did break up at the Clash of the Champions for the reason described here. Well, the part about Ricky Steamboat. I’m pretty sure it had nothing to do with a love triangle. ---The first match pitting 2 Cold Scorpio and Marcus Alexander Read more:Chapter
marginalia 2008-11-11 08:41:00 As promised, here is a window into my 12-14-year-old brain via the stuff I scrawled all over my notebook. I really wish I had a scanner, because I can't reproduce the doodles.BOOK I:-A drawing of a mosquito drinking out of a juicebox that says "BLOOD"-The word "MORADS" with a list from 1-10. [?]-A list of 27 Jay and the Americans songs with rating next to it. I also had a helpful number line that
Chapter 12: Bobby's New Partner 2008-11-08 10:41:00 When we last left our insufferable blonde heroine, she was driving home from Sting's rockin' party, no doubt capable of blowing a .8, if breathalyzers could detect sanctimoniousness and stupid advice. Are you ready to see where this train wreck goes next? (Hint: it involves a hideously long description of how pretty and nice Angel is.) If so, then please join me in suffering through ... Chapter
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, Partner
Chapter 11: Rick and Scott's Party 2008-11-04 10:38:00 USA had a Monday Night Raw 800th episode special on last night. Good stuff! Got to see clips of all my old faves from back in 1993, not to mention a chance to check out Cody Rhodes. Dustin's little bro has some killer abs, y'all. Moving right along! Here comes an amazing display of needless moralizing to what was an audience of uno (me), not to mention another glimpse into the world's lamest party Read more:Chapter
, Scott
, Party
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