Love 1
2008-07-24 05:37:47
is a stranger that I didn’t count on meeting. Turning me into a victim or maybe a volunteer? But I know it can just disappear like a rose in the garden. Because I am sure there is nothing quite like it that. Even for a first timer, you can swear to God, you know it is over. It could heal a cripple heart or make it dead. When there is someone in your heart sitting behind you, there is no way
i am a murderer
2008-07-24 03:30:34
Did I just help kill someone? Just moments ago, I got this email, obviously he had just read this post....the most painless way to commit suicide. So Glen if you are reading this...don't do it. You don't wanna make me look bad right? Why don't you head down to Hooters, I am sure there are a lot of "counselor" there to cheer you up :Dthe most painless way to commit suicide
I am Afraid of America
2008-07-23 03:51:25
…..Wednesday, July 23, 2008CHEESEBURGERING:O hai, you likes my new template? for more cheeseburgerz misadventure please visit herez, kthxbai!I am afraid of America
, why the fuck is that? Because the last two times I was here I got really sick. The first was when I traveled to Denver to attend a friend’s funeral. I had a fever so fucking bad that after I read my friend’s blog, I dream about h
my ass is like an oil well
2008-07-21 23:39:23
Excuse my picture, but it is just to show you how messed up I am now, my hair is all tangled up, pupils are dilated and watery for no reason, pores are all open wide, lips are swollen, there is rashes on my ass , tummy feels likes there’s a world war going in there, every time I sit on the toilet bowl; my ass seem to turns into fountain spraying shit water. It’s like 21 degrees here, it shoul
when I am out of words to blog
2008-07-19 07:28:27
When Lisa Makes a Booty Call
2008-07-19 07:27:03
We are told so many times not to judge a book by its cover but hey come on. Don’t tell me these thoughts never cross your mind: when a hot girl looks at you for more than 15 seconds, she digs you; when you see a girl loading AA batteries into her shopping cart, she definitely owns a battery operated dildo; when a guy talks to you more than 10 minutes in a bar filled with hot chicks, he is g
When I Grow up, I wanna be a Hooters Girl
2008-07-19 03:07:05
I still couldn’t get through to Lisa, is the fucking Maxis line in Kuantan down or the whole fucking Malaysia? And I am still feeling like crap. I thought I could shake this feeling off by going to KFC. You know cheesey wedges and dinner plates used to work their magic on me and a bucket of KFC would simply put me in a euphoric state. But you know what it ain’t working. I had mood poison
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I can't get the hold of her...
2008-07-19 01:00:27
My day was great. Cheeseburger Eddy was a great host; with him you are always entertained and well fed. His fridge is like Walmart; there’s pizza, chicken wings and booze for dinner and nachos for supper and unlimited free flow of chocolate, candy, chips and soda. I tell you, if there was a state of emergency and we were trapped in. Instead of dying of hunger or I think we will die of hear
And the award for the dumbest police force in the world goes to... Polis Diraja Malaysia
2008-07-17 08:23:24
It’s all over the news; our police have made the world’s headlines again, they are officially the dumbest and good for nothing police force in the world. Even though the people in LA don’t really like the police here too, but they agree that the LAPD is good for contributing to the donut economy. Even half way across the world people are talking about how stupid and corrupted the Malay
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No, it isn't a shot gun wedding...
2008-07-17 04:22:11
Almost 20 hours of flying half way across the globe I am right where I am supposed to be-the City of Angels. I was expecting for a big change in the climate once I step off the plane at LAX, but to my surprise, it felt kinda like home. Everybody seems to be complaining about the humidity but, I just seem to fit right in. It’s 6 in the evening and Cheeseburger Eddy was supposed to pick me up
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unconditionally
2008-07-17 02:23:34
So tell me what can I do? I just couldn’t see through right from the start. Can’t you see why it is so hard, for me to break apart, from all the things that I hold. I am trying to have you closer to my heart that has grown far too cold. You see there is only one thing that has yet to come from my heart... To love you unconditionally; loving you unconditionally, that is what I should be and wha
Dear, I am just too tired today...
2008-07-14 21:49:03
Oh fuck me, the time 10:59PM, I just had Red Bull, some salad and a baked potato and I am feeling like a sleeping head. On any given other day, I would be glad to be sleepy at this hour because sleeping before midnight is definitely good for the skin but not today, in about an hour’s time I will be driving down to KL and then head to KLIA to catch my flight to LA. Fuck me inside out, my eye
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My All Black Wife
2008-07-13 07:37:11
Let’s just leave the melon collie thought of me getting engaged aside, because that is way too much for my head to register at this moment. Instead, I am just going to feel good and get all excited with my new custom made all black Washburn N4 which I will be collecting when I reach Pasadena next week. Come on look at her, ain’t she a beauty? With the entire episode that is going on now, I
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Oh No's!! xniquet is engaged
2008-07-13 05:45:14
I iz back at ma haus and I haz sum bad newz to shaz wiz u. I getz dis big big problemz. I think I iz engaged wif Lisa and I has to marriage soon. I wunner howz I getz in dis problemz alla timz. Muh life is confunsinn now. Sriosly, I was halfz baked when it happens. Oh no’s, its hawt here, I iz melting… Anywayz, I iz living for LAX soon!!!! there's moreBTW, xniquet is a graduate from teh Un
while the guys were banging the girls like drums...
2008-07-13 01:50:35
While the other guys were banging their midnight suppers consisting of Thai Ladies like Taiko Drums in the other rooms. I was left here alone because I stand firm on my notion that I will not pay for a fuck. Just like the fucking birds and the fucking bees, sex should remain free and not turned into some kind of transaction. Anyway, call me old fashion if you want to, but I ain’t paying shit
The Married Ones are Usually The Horniest Ones
2008-07-11 01:32:45
Here I am sitting on my bed, still feeling the hangover from the show tonight (it started a bit slow but the ending was great). This trip to Thailand with the guys was suppose to be a "let it all rip "type of trip, so much so that I was made to promise to leave all the details of what is going on from this blog. I am not to disclosure any detail here. There is going to be a debriefing after this t
The Night Sky and The White Stripes CD: Free download
2008-07-09 05:43:35
+Picture taken 2 days ago, a view of the night sky behind my house.++For free music Wednesday here is The White
Stripe's Icky Thump available for downloading
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where do bad folks go when they die...
2008-07-08 04:02:45
The characters featured here is NOT and I repeat NOT fictional characters. They are all living and breathing individual which might just be staying next to you. This could be the alcohol or the drug inside me talking but before this life is done, I just wanna let out some skeletons but I wouldn’t go as far as letting out their full names, I guess if that individual happened to read this, I
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How to make a Bomb: Anarchist’s Recipe for Bombs using Household items
2008-07-07 23:39:03
Learn how to make how to make aerosol can bomb, car bomb, DVD shit bomb, double AA battery bomb, Molotov cocktail, fertilizer bomb and napalm for the purpose of Jihad, staging protest and also blowing up models from Mongolia. Ever have a dream of becoming a demolition or a pyromaniac? Have a signboard or a fucking wall that is blocking your view and you wished you could just burn it to the gro
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stab me with shrimp's tail if you want me dead
2008-07-07 09:32:49
While Superman gets that cool green shit we call Kryptonite as his weakness, I am stuck with shrimps, shrimp shells to be exact. Just how dumb can it be to have Shrimp shells as your Kryptonite? You might be thinking that there are a lot of people who are allergic to seafood and shrimp, they just get rashes and irritation after they eat shrimps and yeah all these while to me, every time my
Malaysia's Politician's Favorite Pastime: a pain free anal sex guide
2008-07-04 03:37:22
Maybe there is a significant design flaw in human. I wonder what was going through the Maker’s head when he decided to place the anus just roughly more than one inch apart from the vagina and then give human the free will to choose. By doing so, people get confused and might insert the penis into the wrong hole, don’t tell me you have never knock on the wrong door, even when you are hol
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My Fetish for Kim Chi
2008-07-03 03:54:38
When my Mum and Miss Long Legs decided to make Kim Chi, hell got frozen over... more pictures here:instant noodles with Kim Chiporridge with Kim Chi pasta with Kim ChiKim Chi sandwichcurry noodles with Kim ChiKim Chi pizzaPetai with Kim ChiKim Chi dessert
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the women stimulation
2008-07-03 02:38:03
...........................................................................................................................................................................and Just so You KnowHow to Kung Fu Sex
to the land of tiger show or is it thai girl show ?
2008-07-03 02:35:01
15 days to go before I leave for the States, but before that xniquet.live will be playing its first gig in Thailand. The lack of update are basically due to our practice sessions which went on for days. Loading up our guns before we are set to play on the 10.07.08 in Studio Bar, 444 Phayathai Road, MBK Center, Pathumwan, Bangkok. It is some sort of a warm up before we start our main promotion
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I spy with my eyes...hot Malay models in the dresser
2008-07-03 02:25:55
I was sitting on my usual seat in my cyber café on a Sunday afternoon which was situation on the 2nd floor of a shopping mall. There was shit lot of commotion going on the ground floor of that mall because there was some fucking Malay
wedding festival going on there. Usually I wouldn’t give a fuck on what is happening down there, but until some hot Malay models
that showed up. Well, to be
No title
2008-08-09 06:23:29
It took me a while to realized what I wanted was there all along. Someone with a sweet soul, who take cares of me, who show me colors when there is non to see. When my day is dark and the night is long, when i am in the dark , can' t see or be seen. She turned these shoes, click clacking down a dead end street with no name and heading nowhere and made it fit. She took this shirt, cotton white
Keeping your Girlfriend…So They Won’t Leave You
2008-08-08 01:02:26
There are too many articles in helping you get a girlfriend, but these articles just doesn’t do enough, they never teach you how to keep your girlfriend and thus causing your pathetic relationship to sink as fast as the Titanic. If the sole purpose for your existence in this life is to get a girlfriend whether you are a male, homosexual, heterosexual, metro-sexual, bi-sexual, tri-sexual, tra
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50,000 Tears
2008-08-07 03:11:09
Sorry kids, mr.x is busy beating cheeseburger eddy into a pulp in xbox's WWE Smackdown vs RAW trying to get revenge on my humilating lose yesterday, this time if mr. x wins, he will make Cheeseburger eddy drink some of his underwear brewed coffee as the punishment, till then enjoy the song and I will be back with some post later...Kthnxbai!!!
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MY ASS
2008-08-06 04:07:37
The title has got no dual meaning, what you see is what you get, this post is basically a bet gone bad on my side. Having lost a bet to Cheeseburger Eddy, I am a man of my word and so here I present to you on a Wordless Wednesday, the most sacred place on the face on the world, some call it the crack of xniquet, but I just call it MY ASS.
Hate Mails, Love Mails & Suicide Notes that i have received
2008-08-05 13:03:37
"Bad bad...bad influence."mlmaestro on how to get laid with unknown women you just met"love all the post,especially the latest one about demons..im hantu sarong yayy!!"flux on xniquetx.blogspot.com"I wonder where's the REST of your blog entries? A little confusing to navigate through your blog but it would be great to show the rest of your entries. The anorexic post was quite an eyeopener and
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