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how to get laid with unknown women you just met
2008-08-05 06:25:59
So you wanna be cured of your disease which the world call virginity, or you wanna remove all the cobwebs that is beginning to gather around your penis; you have just read x’s guide on how to Kung Fu sex but have no one to try it on; maybe you are just here to make sure what I have here really works by practicing it, because you don’t wanna be hypo-critical. Basically you are looking for a


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2008-08-04 05:42:12
I hurt myself todayTo see if I still feelI focus on the painThe only thing that's realThe needle tears a holeThe old familiar stingI try to kill it all awayBut I remember everythingWhat have I becomeMy sweetest friend?Everyone I knowGoes away in the endYou could have it allMy empire of dirtI will let you downI will make you hurtI wear this crown of shitUpon my liar's chairFull of broken thoughtsI


People gets Paraniod during Ghost Festival
2008-08-02 05:47:40
There was a tiniest dot caught my eyes and I thought I was going blind, it turned out to be a scab, but I still have this funniest feeling that something bad was going to happen. Each time I face my monitor, I feel like someone is watching my back, something that I shouldn’t be seeing. Each time I stepped in the glassware section, I have this precognition that I was going shattered all the f
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I Just Took Her in to hurt Myself
2008-08-01 01:11:04
I am becoming less define as the days goes by, fading away to be precise. I am losing my focus, kinda like drifting into the abstract. Two days ago I miss the opportunity to feel a 5.4 earth quake not because I was way outside the zone. As a matter of fact I was in the zone which the tremors could be felt, but hell no; I was yet again too baked to feel it. Yes baked as high, stone and in the


Reasons Why You Should get a Hooters Girl as your Girlfriend
2008-07-31 03:16:32
You go in night after night and every time she passes you me, you feel like your crotch is hitting the table. You got this feeling inside your gut that she is feeling you. Every time she serves you, you swear to God that she is trying to seduce you by lowering herself to show you her boobies. Even though you dressed up like crap, smells like crap, you hands and mouth are greasy from all the
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I Can't Hardly Wait
2008-07-30 13:52:55
Just under a month to go, i will be heading to Philly to watch Nine Inch Nails' Lights Over North America's Tour. It sure hell has been a long time coming but till then i will try not to get myself kill , at least after the concert that is...halo 27: the slipweb cam whoreslights in the sky and i am leaving for north american soon


Annoucement to All Hackers Wannabe
2008-07-29 02:18:30
I am sorry but i am just tired of sending replies asking you to check your email password because you have just been dupe. So here is the list of people (See Below)i haven't notify. Please change your password or i might just drop in your mail just to check in on you :PHave a nice day- Mr. XThe Benevolent Google HackerThe Caring Gmail Password HackerThe RevealIf you remember sending an email
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LEAVE DAWN ALONE!!!
2008-07-29 01:15:04
With all angry mobs turning against her, I am surprise that there isn’t any “Leave Dawn Alone” video being made by her fan or pseudo-fans (what the fuck are her agent or publicist thinking? Quick she needs some damage control here, look at what Britney’s publicist done for her. If you are planning of cutting cost maybe you can use back Chris Crocker’s video and dubbed it with another


I am Trying to Believe
2008-07-28 01:10:54
It was the very first time that I let Cheeseburger Eddy into this blog; usually I like to keep this blog from the people whom I am close. Maybe there are just too many raw emotion letting loose and blog post that have not been given any much thought before I click on the published button. But what just happened is maybe a case of me being drunk or just plain drowning in my current mood poi


Adopt a Demon
2008-07-26 01:35:31
Azazel (Jewish demonology)Baal (Christian demonology)Beelzebub (Jewish demonology)Blythe Banshee (Blogger's folklore)Djinn (Islamic mythology)Fertility Siren (Blogger's folklore)Gorgon (Greek mythology)Hantu (Philippinan mythology)Hantu Sarong (Blogger's folklore)Ifrit (Islamic mythology)Jikininki (Japanese mythology)Legion (Christian demonology)Leviathan (Jewish demonology)Medusa (Greek mytho


How to be Anorexic
2008-07-26 01:15:11
Anorexia is latest trend that is spreading across the world, it originated from Ethiopia. Anorexia is not a fucking disease, but it is a lifestyle. It is something that you should embrace and cherish if you want to be one of the beautiful people. By reading this article, you are on your way on becoming beautiful. So I welcome to the world of the thin and beautiful… that is right I am talkin
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Jesus was a suicide
2008-07-25 04:33:10
Notice: Heretic post up ahead, if you are not cool with it, please refrain from reading. Thank you.Suicide (Latin suicidium, from sui caedere, to kill oneself) is the act of the intentional ending of one's own life. Suicide may occur for a number of reasons, including depression, shame, pain, financial difficulties, or other undesirable situations and recently you heard it on the news a lot
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"hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker"
2008-08-23 04:41:49
I said it once but I am going to say it again, Cheeseburger Eddy is so old school. He still owns a perfectly functional Laser Disc player and he has like a couple dozen of Laser Disc in his collection. I mean if you go the national museum of Science here, I bet you could find the exact model which Eddy has here. Lisa for one who is just 19 this year has sure hell never seen or heard what a La
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So You Think You Can Mosh?
2008-08-23 02:33:36
So are you going for a rock concert soon? Is it your first time? As Malaysia rejoices as news of the “SEXY” Avril Lavinge and her boobies is again going to play on the 29 August 2008 which is only 2 DAYS from Malaysia’s NATIONAL DAY. I cannot but to laugh at just how fickle minded the government is, first they say one thing and then they do one thing. But at least this is a favorable dec


Love with Teeth
2008-08-22 03:45:21
Now, every time I listen to Pearl Jam’s version of Soldier of Love which goes “Lay down your guns and surrender to me”, chill to spirals down my spine. I know this post might be the total opposite of what I wrote yesterday, but sometimes the whole notion of getting married and living together really gets to me. My free spirit just feels like it is going to be lock up in a cage despite o


When the line between sex begins to blur…
2008-08-22 03:34:52
In this darn age and time that we live in, everything seems to be changing, whether for the good or bad, it is still changing. The fucking world is changing like it’s yesterday’s underwear and if you just don’t keep up with it, you know that your time is up and you are officially one of the old timers who is reminiscing to good old times and waiting to kick the bucket. The most signific


Curing the Plague of the Flat Chested Ladies
2008-08-22 03:16:25
This post actually has got nothing what so ever to do with me, in fact I think my bust is just right. But somehow, people around me especially ladies whom I know seems to be whining about their size lately. I know it is perfectly normal for them to whine about their size but when you have more than 5 people whining about the same thing to you, you seem to get a bit curious and it makes you won
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Time Moving On with No Meaning
2008-08-22 03:11:01
It is strange to think that I haven’t seen you since years; I have seen the celebration the New Years and other festive but not you. I have been traveling to places and I have seen the most beautiful sight and faces in the world but nothing of your beauty. All the places that I have been, and everything I have been through just seems nowhere and nothing because you were not there. When we h
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a guide to xniquet's becoming x
2008-08-22 03:03:17
Since I have been having complaints about the confusion that many of you faced while being in this blog, i.e. Where are the older posts? Where do I leave my comments? Where are the links? What else can I do here? ,,etc. So I have decided to make a post on how to get the best of this blog and what you can do here.This blog is best view in 1280 x 960 or 1280 x 1024, anything wider than these


Torn to Shreds
2008-08-22 02:53:12
It is funny to think that you were angry with me when the one who should be angry is me. You were the first one whom I developed for feelings for through the internet. If things went on as smoothly as it was then, I would have taken a plane to London and landed on your doorsteps. But lies after lies I uncovered. It was naïve of me to even think that everything they say on the internet is rea


"guess you cannot win with the color of your skin"
2008-08-22 02:46:33
for those who doesn't know click hereAnd all the students sing…Hey man, please don’t make a sound,Take a fucking look around.Can’t fucking see what is in front of you?You know cannot winWith the color of your skin,I'm afraid we're gonna ask you to leave.This is just another case,YOU PEOPLE still don't know your place.Step aside, out the way, wipe that smile off your face10% is just out o


funny how life changes and now we're strangers
2008-08-22 02:39:50
Was there ever a time in your life, where you think you have found someone, everything in your life was just perfect and in your mind you are just so sure that the strong bond between you and that person will go on forever? She was the girl next door, my playmate, my partner in crime, my school bus buddy, my best friend. From our waking moment, we can be seen together, playing, helping each ot
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The Car She Drives Tells You What She is like in Bed
2008-08-22 02:33:42
So how do you find out more about a girl that you really like. Really like to bed that is. Besides reading her blog (if she has one), or preying on her Friendster, MySpace accounts, yet you still can’t find out how and what type of a girl she is in bed? But recent study shows that that is a significant correlation between the type of car a girl drives and the type of personality she has in b


Now I know how it feels to be an M& M inside a mouth
2008-08-22 02:26:41
16.08.08, 4am in the morning, I was still on my MSN chatting my night away. I couldn’t sleep. In fact I already picked what I was going to wear. Not to sound misleading but I didn’t want to fall asleep because within hours Lisa was going to be landing down, in fact I didn’t want to be late. Coming here for the first time and all alone, I just didn’t want her to wait for me and be all a
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The Holy Grail of Female Orgasm
2008-08-22 01:59:49
Seriously, I was asked to research and do a post on how to make female squirt water during sex sometime ago by 2 married ladies on the MSN. I was in no position to do so because at that time of my life, I have never ever made or witness a real life water squirting female. But determined to do so, I have dedicated my time and effort in examining the secret behind the springing fountain that l
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Nice going on Avril's Ban, You Just Made Malaysia a Joke to the World
2008-08-22 01:09:10
I have never been much of a Avril Lavigne fan but the shit that is coming out from the people who banned her concert is far too great, I can smell it even in California. This is by far the dumbest thing that PAS could ever have done. They are just so full of shit, can someone put a cork up theirs before we all get drowned in their shit. And to think that the people who bought the tickets a
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Tragic Romance
2008-09-15 01:50:51
It has been a week since that day that left him on fire and longing for more. But everything seems to be at a standstill, he is just feeling the same old, same old nothing new. He just wants to feel something from all of this that will move him and prove to him that he loves her; he wants to have a heart that beats and bleeds, a heart that makes him wanna love, cry and scream and not this hear
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Going to CaliPORNia: a visit to the sex shop
2008-09-14 03:03:56
Besides shopping for our cowboy gears, being in CaliPORNia isn’t complete if you haven’t visit one of the educational sex shop in LA. Man, I tell you I thought that I have already have a degree in porn but after visiting the Pleasure Chest sex shop in LA, really make all my porn knowledge feels like high school level porn. But I think it is great that we went there because I manage to lear
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I wanna be a Cowboy, Baby…for All the Wrong Reasons
2008-09-13 04:47:31
And it finally happened; America has finally slip and slide into my veins. Not only have I developed a fond taste of listening to country music, I am getting into the whole Brokeback dressing but please do not be confused with my sexuality. I am still 110% straight, not offense to them gay cowboys but I still think stabbing someone’s anus or being stabbed in the anus is really gross. God dam
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I am the low art Gloominati, and I aim to Depress
2008-09-13 03:50:28
09.10.08Just finished working on the bitch blog and now I am working on giving this blog a new face. I have been contemplating on what theme I should go for this time but being I am still in love with red, black and white, so I’ll just play around with these colors. This time round, instead of doing all the work on another blog and when I am satisfied then I will only move the codes; I have deci


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