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A Good Long Sleep
2007-07-05 04:02:00
I don't have views, I don't have opinions, I don't have tastes or stories. Anecdotes don't pepper my life or the other voice. My philosophies are not to be shared. I don't pontificate on the unnecessary. I'm washed out. I can't write. I don't like to write. Or so you would have thought. Not all of this is true. Some of these though have an iota of truth in them, deep inside them.
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Fingering Maggie
2007-04-21 01:13:00
. Oye consortium, I've got a song for you- Yeah? What?. "To see you cry, it makes me smaaaaaiiile. I feel bad for a while and then...."- That's very flaterring, I just don't think of you. Fuck! You stole a line yet again. Did you hear that people dis darn dash stole another line. Anyway it is good fun figering you 'finger finger'- I feel like clubbing, hit the party scene. Standing up or lying down?- Heh, funny aren't you? Children of the Sky...World hold on. Come to think of it the world can't hold onto you ever. Did you watch this movie 'Stranger Than Fiction'? A nice quiet film with a fairly subtle dues ex. You must watch it- That's the one with Maggie Gyllenhal, innit? (got the pun you stupid dot?)Did you know Maggie acted in 'The Secretary' it was a movie that had a boss and "The Secr


Small Surprises
2007-02-09 00:57:00
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This In The Morning
2007-01-18 00:13:00
The first two headlines on MSN India.Government bans AXN for indecent programme.Ban promises reforms in the UN.
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The Long Sunrise
2007-01-09 07:11:00
Yaargh, he was eaten by a tyranosaurus who also ended up with his lady love. Of course once Yaargh knew that the reptile was preferred over him he would have gladly placed his neanderthal head in the flint smasher. So being the rather stubby dinner for Rex didn't feel that bad. Of course the bateria, paleozoic ones, in the lizard's saliva would've happily colonised his gonads (that's where they bite) and killed him and his neighbours with the gangarene gas. But then the neighbours were all dead, thanks to a ravenous T-Rex and a faulty flint smasher. As Yaaargh passed into afterlife he added another 'a' to his name, to grow as an individual he would say. That is if you met him and to do so you'd have to end up in the nether regions of a neanderthal world, the thing they called Rhumba. Tod
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Waiting For Change? Never!
2007-01-02 01:17:00
This is no New Year resolution bit, it is just a way in which I can keep a tab on my devils (sorry bout that had to common terminology, you know how much we appreciate each other).This thing has been lying pending for over a year now. What? The website that brings more to its readers. There is a name - Offguard, courtesy Supriya (www.roswitha.blogspot.com). So the elusive URL would be www.offguard.net What happens here? Everyday that I delay, procastinate and give other excuses, long office hours, personal life in a mess, lost and bored or any other excuses my rather fertile brain conjures up will be documented in full or brief, whichever comes first.So it is out in the open, anonymity aside.
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Wait For Me, I'm Busy Laughing
2006-12-11 06:26:00
I read this and realised that laughing my guts out was not a pleasent feeling. Do note the last line- Discover the excitement and pleasure of having gorgeous, horny women automatically drawn to you like a magnet.
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Recursive Diarrohea
2006-12-11 02:48:00
"However, during the course of shooting and editing, a series of persistent and eventually overpowering centrifugal impulses disrupted the original schema, and discontinuities brought to light through this process prompted a decision to allow the material to splinter into a series of shorter texts, more widely discursive and more tenuously linked, each contributing towards a larger general exploration of the role/s and processes of narrativizing in our lives."That was written on some site about some project. Reminded me of the mathematical lemma that never quite entered my head. I've always wondered what made people talk in a manner that meant including incomprehensible words and turn of phrase in their writing. The more prominent artists (culprits!) who indulge in this are playwrights and


Have A Read
2006-12-06 23:34:00
Would there be any takers for a site that-Offers the reader a wide variety of content, written and visual. A magazine online but because it is online it will support what is very enthusiastically called 'rich media' as well-Has a certain irreverant tinge to it and is a platform for ideas.-Is updated daily and is something you can update and customise as well.-Goes by the name Offguard, but has absolutely no left or right leanings.-Does a lot more than any publication in any medium has ever done for its readers and this at no cost whatsoever.-No spoiling the site's look with unweildy ad bars or towers.Tell me if anyone is kicked about this. You can mail me at mithunk(at)gmail(dot)comI've had one aborted attempt at this but this time it must work out. Also if anyone knows a very good Java Sc


We Be Burning
2006-11-22 06:09:00
How can you not fall for someone who saysTo use my hips as a fulcrumYou are always wellcumhah!
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The New Bond Movie Is All Tosh
2006-11-17 22:36:00
Yeah he's back and he is blond. So what? After 5 of them and especially George 'I can shag the life out of Bella Starr' Lazenby who gives a damn about who plays Bond? The islanders do because its the only time they are the smarter lot and Langley is left licking the leftovers, but then this isn't about Bond. Daniel Craig can be all craggy and gritty (wait, wasn't Timothy Dalton all that?) but he still can't manage enough punch, with all his brawn, to hold up this overhyped 'if you've seen the trailer you've pretty much seen the film' Bond card game fiasco. Yes, you can quote me there. The movie may go on an rake in millions but apart from the chase (on foot, mind you) in Madagascar, the rest can be best described as a pre-title sequence.The plot looks like its made of ceramic. No matter ho


About Neelkanth And Questions
2006-11-14 06:44:00
If all my posts started with 'I' they'd just remain that, my posts. If they began with a question they'd still not tickle your fancy. (I'm extremely ticklish and some people respect that.)Is it too 'unmacho' to be ticklish? Macho sounds like an abuse anyway. Saala Macho. Hah, I'm normal. The complexities do not come until much later. Prerna would know. She has been through one of the most expressive phases of my life (as yet). People would normally get excited about an err...exciting trip. I would be as staid as cattle chewing cud. "Yum yum...so trip good good..." That exasperates people. Using the general term 'people' also irritates some. Where do I duck? What gets your goose cooked? Where did that phrase come from?Some smart song says that paradise is how you feel for a moment. So is or


Falling Rabbits
2006-11-09 06:49:00
Did you knowtice the new look? You wouldn't if you came in here for the first time.The first time I asked a girl out I went "Er...I'm not sure...but I think I like you. Take your (yesh this is where the confidence came rushing back) time and tell me if we can...." The rest would've been the cliche that the world knows about.About me, that's the most difficult section in any personal form. I can talk about things and give you my perspective but 'about me' is a little tricky.Technology is not tricky, people who don't want to use it are. After all the business I want to start is based almost entirely on technology. It involves giving people what they want, to the last 'T', maybe.Maybe I am a megalomaniac, maybe I'm just built to be a philosopher or statesman, doing no work, giving people per


Cow Shall Not
2006-10-17 06:25:00
Its a theory I have. If you seat your seat in a place that has no seat and people are inconvenienced, they will just navigate around you. You won't be disturbed. If, however, you 'stand in their way', you will be pushed, shoved or maybe, depending on the amount of action they get, politely asked to shift base.


Bebop Tumble
2006-10-02 11:40:00
Walk in the moonlight so that I can see you sighWaltz in the moon light so I can drink your styleLight up the screen like all you can see is infamyChew on the belief and then know that there is just me


Broken Fields
2006-09-30 01:14:00
Smiles flattered and hauntedRopes sinewed and knottedDid you feel the fright as the stranger (I) slipped past in the night-----------------------------------------------------------------------Words fly around in unsupported randomnessForget the child not or the impressed happinessA rock at a time tumbles the toes byThe child spreads its wings and believes the lieWater dark and icy rages below,The child free and cheerful falls in slow----------------------------------------------------------------------Beached, drunken, stripped and sunkenA whiff takes me to the plane unspokenSlender thoughts and lissome glance,The simple plesaures of the surreal lands
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Plug Me In
2006-09-27 04:11:00
There are a few magazines that, I think, are the reason why people still hanker for the printed word. Wired in one of them, brilliant layout, amazing photographs and feature pieces that you'd want to file for future references. There, however, is a niggling problem with the magazine. It has an unenviable track record of non-delivery, not not delivering on promised ideas, but just simply not turning up at your doorstep, or mailbox, or wherever these glossies turn up. I would never know, I still haven't gotten my issue/s. For the record I had paid up sometime in March and was told that the delivery would commence within 8 weeks. I'm waiting to get Wired.


Me Me Too
2006-09-14 10:25:00
That's the first time the title of the post actually relates to what I have to write and has been written before the post itself. Don't concern yourself with such irrelevant details and the lack of appropriate punctuations in what I write. What is your sexual orientation? Heterosexual with a one track mind. I'm so heterosexual that if I were a woman I'd be a lesbian.What joke can you come up with...right now? German Prefer BraunsWhat is inchworthy? My finger.What does Toad the Wet Sprocket mean? Glen Hoodle running with the boys and hoping to score a few.Who would dedicate the Internet to you? Who uh Who??If I sit across an interview table why would you be scared? Because...You talking to me?If blogs never came to be what would the memes do? Narcissists of the wor


Mr Biswas Told Me So
2006-08-31 09:40:00
Angry scenes were witnessed at the railway station today when a enraged father of three lashed out an equally enraged father of two. The ensuing war of words, mainly expletives refering to the anatomy of the female blood relations, threatened to spiral into a bit of one sock, two sock.The reason for the fight according to one of the combatants was an improper way of getting off the train by the other, whereas the other accused him of blocking his passage out. The final conclusion was brought about by the non-partisan train which pulled out of the station after the end of the 23rd second. The man at the door was heard inviting the other onto the train, while his adversary for the morning was also gracious enough to extend an invitation from his side.It was noted that the crowd, including th


Divulge No Details
2006-08-29 05:08:00
. I'm slow on the uptake and lazy to ingest- For a little one that's quite a dramatic line. Keeps me grounded, this drama. You know I'm struggling with a massive block. I can't write no more- Maybe it’s a complex, you know with all these Blogs and 2nd generation Internet jazz going around. Progress is intimidating for many. They should have a device that writes down all I think of, like a pen that takes care of syntax and grammar and makes me a millionaire- Must money always feature in these ideas of yours. Why a pen though? Why not have a bowl that conjures up food as you think of it. You dropped the question mark in your last question- No I didn't, it was rhetoric. You know today I think I can tolerate your pointed remarks. I was hoping to rile you. Damn, you dashed all of 'em- Listen,



2006-08-21 05:47:00
Two chinese boy-don't lieSee what YouTube dragged in!!


Ewwgenics and Milla
2006-08-19 01:56:00
Can Milla Jovovich sing? I'm not sure about that but she can sure hum and lull me to sleep. She can also act and emote and send me to bed, alone. Its a little sad but I think she won't be a bigg (inspired by Digg) hit with me. Sorry Milla, or is it a single L, sorry anyway, you killer of zombies, you forgotten Saint, you carbon namesake. There was a peep and a request. I'll let them take over. "Them who" you ask? Well, last night they came back and claimed their own. Today they demand an audience, I give you 'Dot' and 'Dash'...here take. . Finally we're here - What are you so gung-ho about? . Because I have someone other than you to speak to - And what matter of great import were you going to convey out here . That you're a queen - Queen Sheeba, you dimwitted single point of existen


The Smartist
2006-08-14 07:31:00
Ha, you might be wondering what a Smartist all about. Let me explain. We always had Art that a majority of the population never understood or had access to and we had movements in Art that kept it alive until technology came along. Slowly technology and marketed entertainment replaced the true nature of Art. Advertising became Art; Fashion became Art, instead of just being a mirror to it. Art became very literal, lost its metaphors and its simplicities...and daresay its Artiness. Technology (here I mean widespread computing) picked up from where Art had left off. It was open and accessible, yet obtuse enough to confound many. Technology was what Art was until technology came along, full of insights and rich in content, yet nascent enough to grow into the defining force of man. Grow it


All in a morning
2006-08-08 06:14:00
Is that love at first sight? Or is it love many sights down? Are these random words right? (Noun, gown, crown, frown) Or are they just words that rhyme with down ------------------------------------------ Sweet molten land accrues On the treads of a far traveler’s shoes Faces swim in and out Voices fall to a whisper after the shout Love and life have no bound As the traveler sees the world around Sweet molten sands trip you As you run through the trap laid anew --------------------------------------------- He sees his rhymes in meter and sound He sees them float and fly around I stand there with my thoughts rooted Urge them to take wings and soar unsupported He laughs and winks as he tumbles by The verse, the line, the poem that is my Slip out of fashion and follow him In a blaze an


It happened last night
2006-07-20 22:55:00
Indian Government Lifts Ban on BlogsiDope writes "The Department of Telecommunications of the Government of India has lifted the ban on blogs (reported previously on Slashdot) following pressure from the Indian blogger community and the media. Even with the lifting of the ban several bloggers from BloggersCollective are getting ready to file a Public Interest Litigation (PIL) (similar to a Class Action Lawsuit in US) in the Supreme Court of India against the Government censorship of the Internet." From Slashdot Blogged with Flock


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