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lol rofl lmao wtf r u on imho plz stfu ok c u at 6 2008-07-15 13:19:00 Maybe I am just getting on in life, but really, is there any need for some people to abbreviate every single word or phrase in the entire dictionary when your sending a text message, writing an email, or talking on MSN?Fair enough, I can cope with the odd 'lol' and a few 'wtf's' every now and again, but has our beloved *insert your language here* become so useless that we have to resort to shorten
Reconsider your inconsiderations. 2008-07-15 06:42:00 Two weeks back I received a phone call asking me to attend an audition for an acting role. I had a long chat with the person on the phone; seemed a nice sort, young and excitable as they are. They had seen some previous work of mine, liked it very much and would I be interested in auditioning for the role? Naturally I accepted, they emailed me the script, did some research into the director and pr
What a load of rubbish. 2008-07-14 05:12:00 Refuse collectors are joining other members of UNISON for a two-day strike. No rubbish
or recycling collections will take place in my Worthing and Adur area on Wednesday, July 16 and Thursday, July 17 due to industrial action.Considering we pay our exorbitant council tax for such features as rubbish removal, a person on a local forum had asked the question if the Council would be refunding the pub
More bandwidth? Your going to have to get some 2008-07-11 14:03:00 A big thumbs up for Internet service operators who try to sell you more bandwidth and then increase the amount of video flash clips, big bannered ads and general crap they display on their homepage which, as a result, slows your computer down to within an inch of its life before it kick starts into reality again. It's not just the ISP's though. Nearly every web page (with the exception of belove
David Davis wins comedy by-election 2008-07-11 09:29:00 DavidDavis
who triggered a by-election in his constituency of Haltemprice and Howden, in protest at the Government’s victory in the 42 days vote, is seen here sharing a laugh or two after his success in winning the local by-election.The motley assortment of candidates who stood against him ranged from "The Church of the Militant Elvis Party" to a sassy Gemma Dawn Garrett and her "Miss Grea
Greetings! 2008-07-10 12:28:00 This is not really a rant, more of a thank you and a hello. As per my live traffic feed, I seem to be getting a few hits from people in Finland. So especially for you nice Finnish people who have visited, select the appropriate greeting according to what the time is.Hyvää huomenta = good morningHyvää päivää = good day/afternoonHyvää iltaa = good eveningHope to see you again soon. :) Read more:Greetings
Reasons to read spam e-mails. 2008-07-10 10:49:00 Spam e-mails are bloody annoying. I get masses of the bloody things every day and no matter how many filters there are present, spam will always get into your inbox. My ISP has anti-spam. My email program has anti-spam. My virus protection and spyware program have anti-spam but still the spam gets through the tiniest smallest crevice. I have over 10000 blocked email addresses and yet every day and Read more:Reasons
Vista update: simply stupid and now updated. 2008-07-10 08:34:00 After much nerding about the net and in relation to my previous post today which can be found here I've done a little more digging for those who would care to read on. Before I waffle inanely I must point out that this update is NOT ESSENTIAL unlike Vista
says and can quiet happily be uninstalled. If the update fails don't bother to install it. Read on to find out why.From what I can glean the Win Read more:simply
Vista update: simply stupid. 2008-07-10 03:10:00 Bill Gates is seen here having a chuckle. Yes no doubt he is and probably at my expense as I was forced to wait for a 56.3 MB "Important" Update to be downloaded from Windows Update before I could use my own computer. If I set Windows Update to allow me to review "high-priority updates" before downloading, then Windows Live OneCare (which I have now ditched) showed my computer to be "At Risk," tur Read more:Vista
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Amy Winehouse does it again. 2008-07-08 05:57:00 This woman really cheeses me orf. In the next vital instalment that the news is so eager to let us know apparently, and so I've been reading, she has been put under a 24-hour house arrest after she confessed to taking drugs while being treated for heroin addiction. The singer’s label bosses have put her under surveillance in an effort to keep her away from any dealers and drug-taking friends, a Read more:Winehouse
, Amy Winehouse
Stupid dumb arsed criminals take note... 2008-07-06 21:12:00 Why is it that on these shows these 'crims' always run away from police helicopters into an open field or woodland areas when jumping out of stolen cars or attempt to hide under trees or in ditches? The answer is they are thick. It's idiotic. The helicopter chasing them has infra red detectors that pick up heat signatures. You'd think by now after the amount of series this program has had, they wo Read more:Stupid
Protest about sex shop in Worthing 2008-07-05 19:18:00 Back in 2005, An apparent well known moral campaigner (according to the Worthing Herald) had vowed to force a sex shop to close if it opened in the same road as his Worthing home.He said at the time: "I will fight this application... From my experience and with the concern already expressed, I am sure the council will not grant the licence."I have no objection to protest. What annoyed me was the Read more:Protest
Hello. I'd like to buy a new mobile phone please... 2008-07-04 18:09:00 I've got a brand new mobile phone
. Its a doozy. Its thus so because it does exactly what I want it to do. Dial out, ring and do 'txt msgs'. That's all I need. That's all I asked for. I don't want any fancy gadgets. I don't want bluetooth or web access or a 4 mega pixel camera or the ability to get data sent to me from a satellite orbiting Uranus to tell me EXACTLY where the nearest clean and fresh Read more:Hello
YAY! First post - Arrgh! Its started already.. 2008-07-03 13:07:00 As the title suggests, yes - this is the first post in this blog, or rant, or whatever you want to call it and yet, by way of a demonstration of what this blog will contain, I've already broken the fundamental rule to which I am now going to rant at myself and every other numpty out there who does it.People who do this (like myself in this post - and for the record I shall be carrying out my metho Read more:First
A tip for job seekers 2008-07-17 09:24:00 I like many others in life have had rejection letters or emails from jobs which have been applied for. It comes with the territory I suppose and it is one of life's bitter sweet slaps around the face.One thing I have found, and please believe me when I say I am not blowing my own trumpet, is that I have been turned down before on occasions, for being 'over qualified', which astounds me and renders Read more:seekers
How to start a conversation 2008-07-16 09:26:00 One of the major aspects of the human race is the ability to communicate orally, and yet for some, it also seems it is one of the hardest to engage yet alone master.You see, the word 'Hello' is such an open portal of conversation that if not used correctly can confuse a lot of people into standing hesitantly in front of you, jumping from one foot to the other, not knowing what to do next. Lets tak
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