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YOU ARE 2008-07-15 01:28:00 Grandma and grandpa are going to dinner outside. Less than 5 minutes grandma asked grandpa to stop the car.Grandpa : what's going on grandma ?( with take his glasses on his forehead ) Grandma : I'm sorry I forget to turn of the gas stove while we were making tea !Grandpa : Oh, actually you are very old, you forget the important thing, next you should take a note Ok ? Grandma : Yes. yes less than
The Dracula 2008-07-15 01:11:00 There are three Dracules are making competition to see who is the MOST CRUEL. Umam : I'll take first, HA HA HA HA HA! Suddenly he fly pass the window.wussssssssss. Less than 5 minutes he back with blood in his mouth.Umam : Do you see the village there ? I have killed all those people and socked their blood HA HA HA HA HA !Colorful Adi wake up and disappear, he flying very fast. Less than 4 minutes Read more:Dracula
I'm sorry I don't have money 2008-07-15 01:02:00 The Judge :alright, you beg me to help you in a justice. do you have enough maney to rent my service ? client : mmm No Sir. I don't have money absolutely, I'm very poor. But I have BMW car ! The judge : It's alright you can pay me with your car ! Now tell me what's your problem my brother Client : I stole BMW Read more:sorry
how to lie 2008-07-15 00:50:00 Aji is a worker at bicycle company. he got salary $ 20 permonth. One day his leader come and meet with all of his employers.The leader : come on everybody I has news for all of you. Aji : what's that Boss ! The Leader : I has bad and good news for you !Aji : Good news first Boss, I like good news ! The leader : The good news is from this month I will increase all of your salaries be $ 100 per mont
help my papa 2008-07-15 00:32:00 In the wonderful school with wonderful students, something happened there. a smart student come late to class, it's really make the teacher very sad. in this condition the teacher ask.."" Teacher : Arif ! why you come late ha....., are you oversleep ?Arif : no Sir, I have Waked up at 5 morning ! Teacher : so, what were you doing after that until make you come late ? Arif : I help my father Sir T
the climber 2008-07-12 11:02:00 There are two climbers are taking journey, passed the deep forest.but suddenly Adi split down to the gape, Resa is very afraid,,,,Resa " hai di are you ok my friend ?Adi " I'm ok, but I feel my hand is break, I can't climb up"Resa" don't worry I will give you a rope, tie in your waist "adi " I don't think so, my waist id break too"Resa " if like that tie in your feet "Adi " friend I feel my feet i
the train keeper 2008-07-12 10:47:00 One night a train crushed the car, all of the passenger in car died.in the morning,the train keeper take to the cort. In the cort the train keeper strugle if he wasn't wrong about that accident, he said if he has warned the car by shaking his hand for a minute. To make the judge more believe, he show again what he did by shaking his hand.finnaly the train keeper is free. his lawyer very excited ab
my wife is.....? 2008-07-12 10:28:00 Be a habit for Popon to take his wife's picture in his wallet. Happily his wife ask "my darling, you always keep my picture, it is very meaning for you?"Popon" because, if I meet problem, how big it is, I will see your picture and every problem is gone".wife " oh my lovely darling, you are so romantic"Popon" not really, while the problem come, I just see your picture and says to myself what's prob
the smart dog 2008-07-12 10:22:00 There are two women 're arguing about their dogs.Citra " my dog is very smart, every morning the dogy waits the newspaper agent, while he come, my dog take the newspaper and take to the kitchen".Yayuk " yup, I know about that"Citra "ha..? how did you know about that?"Yayuk " my dog tell to me"
who's my name ? 2008-07-12 10:08:00 A student called Umam has spent anight to study, he nust prepare for zoology test. at the morning, while he come to class for test, he face by ten birds in ten tables. every bird is closed just the feed is opened. the teagher said, the test is determine the name, species, and habitat from each bird by seeing the feed. more Umam try to find it, nore he get stuck."what test it is" he grumble. becaus
the fried rice 2008-07-12 09:40:00 In the morning, the sun shine in pure light. in common Dani has prepared breakfast by his mom. today his mother make fried rice. Dani has hobby playing in aquarium, go there by his fried rice. he wanna feed the fish by it."Dani don't give the fried rice for fish. it could make them die " said his momwith strange face, Dani answer " so, if it can make the fish die, why you give to me. , , ,,,,?!?xz
a stupid judge 2008-07-07 22:53:00 A stupid judge is come by a civilian to complainta civilian : "Mr.judge the seceruty has disappointed meMr. Judge : What he did to you ?a civilian : He ride a bike and crash my wife who is pregnant 5 years, and now my wife lost her child, and her leg is broke I hope you can punish him"Mr. Judge : surely sir , and you are guilty guard, I will punish you, you have to recover his wife until healty an
the joke 1 2008-07-04 12:52:00 free advicesome day Petruk go to rich man to owe some money. "ask to Mr. Rich" said Petruk to the security. "Mr. Petruk is coming, wanna owe money". The security in and get outside again. "i am sorry Mr. Rich has moved sir" come.. I have advice to Mr. Rich", said Petruk. even though he don't wanna give money for me, it is ok. i have free advice for you. " next time while Mr.Rich go to somewhere,
the joke 2008-07-04 12:31:00 jono asked " how old are you ?rudin answered " I am fourty "JOko "ha...? two years later while i asked, you answered the same age, wasn't you ?rudin "yup, i always be consistence with my words. that is the way to keep the our words don't you know about that ?
the truth 2008-07-04 11:25:00 While we are walking in the garden, we see the beautiful flower, the plant struggle to grow on this world. in the spring we see the extraordinary view, like heaven. have we thinking about that, how they can grow together, flower decorate this world with their colored color. while the winter come they fade away from their branch and say good bay to us. while the winter come they like a precious glo
speech and its power 2008-07-04 10:05:00 A good speech that originate directly from and voices what is in our heart will always remind us of the breath of the spirit,the breathing of the heart,and the color and manner of the ability to speak. The Divine Knowledge has designed the scheme of existence,whereas His Speech has drawn its architecture. after emerging as twins in the most intimate sanctuary of the unchanging essence,creation a Read more:power
be the first 2008-08-12 02:37:00 while we wanna give an advice to another person give the best method by practicing it first
children 2008-08-12 02:20:00 sometimes children more clear in seeing the correctness because they are more pure, so don not underestimate their feeling
see who you are 2008-07-31 04:15:00 While we wanna see the happiness see who are lowers. So u will feel better and.....when we wanna see the behaviour, see the upper we would never be arogants and wanna be better
I Like It 2008-07-18 22:24:00 HERE WE AREN'T TO PLAY, DREAM AND SIGHTSEEING, WE HAVE HARD WORK MUST TO DO AND HEAVY BURDEN TO BE HOLD. KEEP STRUGLE-FACE IT.SINCE STRUGLE IS GIFT FROM GODShaftesbury
the Simple Rule 2008-07-18 22:21:00 THIS IS A SIMPLE RULE BUT EXTRAORDINARYALWAYS GIVE THE OTHERS MORE THAN THEY HOPENelson Boswell Read more:Simple
Make Them Happier 2008-07-18 22:18:00 THE ACTION DOESN'T ALWAYS BRING HAPPINESS, BUT THERE IS NO HAPPINESS WITHOUT ACTIONBenjamin Disraeli
Right Now My Friend 2008-07-18 22:15:00 THE GREAT MAN IN ANYTHING DID NOT START AFTER HE GOT INSPIRATION. YET HE GOT INSPIRATION BECAUSE HE PREFER TO WORK.HE DO NOT WASTE THE TIME TO GET INSPIRATIONErnest Newman Read more:Right
Always Happpy 2008-07-18 22:12:00 THERE IS A MAN WHO LIKE TO HELP EVERYBODY, THEY CALLED CRAZY.MORE HE GIVE MORE HE HAS.Bunyon
Change It be Possitive 2008-07-18 22:08:00 THE SUN IS COMFORTABLE, THE RAIN IS FRESH, THE WIND IS PURE, AND THE SNOWN IS JOYFULTHERE ARE NO BAD SEASONS THE EXISTS ARE MANY GOOD SEASONSRuskin Read more:Change
Life is not a Game 2008-07-18 22:05:00 ALWAYS BE THE TRUE, DO NON'T BE SHY TO DO THE RIGHT THING, DECIDE WITH YOUR RIGHT THINGKINGAND ALWAYS HOLD ITGeorge Elliot
be the Best Today 2008-07-18 22:02:00 THE PAST, PRESENT AND THE FUTUREWHICH ARE GOING TO COMEACTUALLY ARE THE ONE.......THEY ARE T O D A Ystowe Read more:Today
Get It Now 2008-07-18 21:52:00 THE BEST WAY TO BE THE FIRST IS STARTING RIGHT NOW, IF STARTING NOW YOU WILL KNOW MANY THINGS WHICH UNKNOWN TODAY AND WOULDN'T GET THE FUTURE IF YOU STILL WAITINGwilliam feather