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More Redneck Humor 2007-03-19 07:17:00 Suzy Lee fell in love.
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy about it all,
She told her pappy so.
Pappy told her, "Suzie Gal
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo maw don't know,
But Joe is yo half-brother."
So Suzie forgot about her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling pappy this,
He said "There's trouble still."
"You can't marry Will, my gal
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Redd Foxx Pearl of Wisdom 2007-03-17 07:21:00 Quote from Redd Foxx:
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Read more:Pearl
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Saudi Road Skating 2007-03-16 08:36:00 Perhaps a little too much sun can affect one's brain making you do some dumb things. It is a bit on the hot side over there in the Middle East, you know:
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Party Time 2007-03-15 07:35:00 No one political party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.
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From David Letterman 2007-03-14 07:24:00 David Letterman
's thoughts on the daylight savings law requiring you to set your clocks ahead:
“You know, you lose an hour forever--an hour that you never get back. It’s like watching The View.”
Letterman about Spring Fever:
"It was so nice in New York today, that the rats at Taco Bell called in sick." Read more:David
Psychic Lottery 2007-03-13 10:47:00 Here is a quote from Jay Leno:
"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic
Wins Lottery
'?"
Redneck Jokes 2007-03-12 08:18:00 Jeff Foxworthy is the man when it comes to redneck jokes. Here are a few of his gems:
You might be a redneck if:
You ever cut your grass and found a car.You might be a redneck if:
Your dad walks you to school because you’re in the same grade.You might be a redneck if:
You ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister’s honor. Read more:Redneck
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Sneezing Panda 2007-03-11 17:46:00 If you thought your sneezes got a bit out of hand, check out what pandas have to endure.
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PMS 2007-03-10 21:07:00 They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Wrong Way Herman 2007-03-09 20:57:00 As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman
, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!" Read more:Wrong
25 Things You Should Know by now 2007-03-07 10:28:00 Found this at Desired Creations.
25 things you should have learned by the time you have reached middle age
If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.Artificial intelligence is
Mars Rover 2007-03-06 09:03:00 Do you remember the Mars Rover
, the satellite we sent to Mars to explore the red planet? It’s still up there wandering around. Guess what it found.
Osama Bin Laden. He was up there hiding in a cave.
Now George Bush wants to invade Mars.
Copyright 2007. Seamus McCafferty. All rights reserved.
A Hunting We Will Go 2007-03-05 07:17:00 The Taliban were reported to have used a suicide bomber to attempt to assassinate Vice President Cheney during his visit to Afghanistan. The Taliban denied the report saying it was merely a hunting accident.
Men's Room Humor 2007-03-04 08:33:00 The following sign was posted in the men's room of a local drinking establishment (not McCafferty's Pub): Read more:Humor
Holy Hotline 2007-03-03 18:58:00 An intensely Catholic Irish-American couple was on vacation in Italy visiting the Vatican, when they thought, “why not try to get an audience with the Pope?” Upon their inquiry the Vatican’s representative apologized saying it just would not be possible given the pope’s busy schedule. Michael, the husband, persisted, saying that they were very active members of the church back in America and gave Read more:Hotline
First Mortgage 2007-03-02 10:45:00 A pit bull was sitting around the dog house one day and decided that his tattered home needed a make over. “I have to get a home improvement loan to fix this place up,” he thought. “This place is going to the dogs.”
So he trotted down to his local mortgage company to inquire about a mortgage and was greeted by Patricia Whack, a brand new loan officer starting her first day on the job.
Patricia Read more:First
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Irish Viagra 2007-03-01 21:16:00 A newlywed Irish
lass visited her physician to inquire about reviving her new husband’s tarnished libido.
“What about trying Viagra?” asks the doctor.
“Not a chance,” she said. “He won’t even take an aspirin!”
“Not to fret,” replied the doctor. “Give him an Irish Viagra.”
“What’s an Irish Viagra, Doctor?”
“That’s where you just drop the Viagra into his morning coffee, He won’t even taste it,
Pink Panther - Demon Rum 2007-03-20 07:28:00 From www.youtube.com
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Grandparents and Grandchildren 2007-03-21 08:24:00 The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
--Courtesy of Sam Levinson
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Breathless Blonde 2007-03-22 07:47:00 A young man was quite attracted to a striking, yet not too smart, blonde, but he couldn’t think of an opening line to use to break the ice. Finally he simply went up to her and blew in her ear.
The surprised blonde turned to him and said, “Gee, thanks for the refill.”
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Disney Princess 2007-03-23 07:33:00 Disney Studios announced that they will produce their first movie with a black princess. It’s nice to see that Michael Jackson is working again.
--Thanks to Jay Leno
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The Worm Song 2007-03-24 16:22:00 <!-- Begin BidVertiser code -->The earth was wet with the dew of the dawn
As the worm scented air swept over the lawn
A big ol' worm came out of the ground
To see the world and to look around
And as he gazed at the azure sky
Another little worm came up nearby
Said he, with a wiggle, “You’re a cute little worm,
Let’s you and I go out for a squirm
I could easily fall in love with you
If you’ll
Another Reason for Deer to Avoid the Headlights 2007-03-26 16:13:00 A Wisconsin judge just sentenced a man to a year in jail for having sex with a dead deer he found at the side of the road. The media decided not to release the man’s name. Instead they are calling him John Doe.
--Thanks to Jay Leno
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Let There Be Light 2007-03-27 08:22:00 In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
--Thanks to Ellen DeGeneres
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Redneck Humor Is Back! 2007-03-29 08:57:00 You might be a redneck:
If you seen a sign that says say no to crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.You might be a redneck:
If you’ve ever made change in the offering plateYou might be a redneck:
If you go to the family reunion to meet womenYep! It's thanks again to Jeff Foxworthy for his redneck gems.
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Aging Gracefully 2007-03-28 08:11:00 Here are some gems about growing up and growing older from the great Bill Cosby :
* Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
* When you become senile, you won't know it.
* My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.
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