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Prison Break Caught on Video 2007-07-04 04:06:00 An actual prison break caught live on video! That big fella is more agile than he looks. And you have to love how the inmates help each other out. That last one looks a little lonesome after it is all over.
These giant pandas make it look like this is a rare occurrence, but, somehow, it feels like this might happen more often than you think.
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Paris has More Graffiti? 2007-07-03 01:58:00 Hey! Wait just a minute. Is it possible? Do you think that all of the recent Paris
Hilton publicity may be connected to her love of publicity?
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Feline Mother-in-law 2007-07-09 01:45:00 As Tom and Mary go out for the evening, they put their cat out.
When their taxicab arrives and the couple exit the house, the cat sneaks back in.
As Tom returns inside the house to chase the cat back out, Mary is concerned about the taxi driver knowing that the house will be empty. So she explains to the driver, "My husband just went back inside to say goodbye to his mother-in-law."
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Double Negative English Teacher 2007-07-08 11:29:00 An English
teacher was lecturing his class on the use of double negatives:
“In English,” he said, “a double negative will form a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.”
“However, there is no language where a double positive can form a negative.”
A loud voice from the back of the room spoke up, “Yeah, right.”
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Vacation Video Bloopers 2007-07-06 16:02:00 Here is a video of bloopers of folks while on vacation, with lots of stumbles, tumbles and assorted pratfalls. Some of the best ones are of the children and grandchildren who bump into whatever or get bumped into themselves.
No marine life was harmed during the making of this video.
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More Humorous Quotes 2007-07-13 01:06:00 Here is a handful of humorous quotes:
Bill Maher: CNN, to mark the fifth anniversary of 9/11, is going to be re-playing their original coverage of that day. Let's just hope that President Bush doesn't tune in and go, "Oh my God, they've done it again!."
Chico Marx: Well, who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?
Homer Simpson: Just once, I wish someone would call me "sir" without adding, " Read more:Quotes
Panda Pandemonium 2007-07-12 02:09:00 This just has to be the ultimate in cuteness because nothing else can quite compare to panda cubs. Not many animals remain cute their entire lives like pandas do, but these creatures are even cuter when they are this age.
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Sherlock Holmes - It's Elementary My Dear Watson 2007-07-11 01:09:00 Sherlock Holmes
and Dr. Watson
are on a camping trip. After setting up their tent, they fall asleep. Hours later, Holmes suddenly wakes his faithful companion.
"Watson, look up at the sky. Tell me what do you see."
Watson answers, "I see millions of stars."
"And what does that tell you?" asks Holmes.
Watson considers the question momentarily and replies, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me Read more:Elementary
Redneck Penguins 2007-07-10 16:20:00 These two must both be rednecks to get along so well. The slap happy one on the right appears to exhibit that classic anti-social personality that seems to say “Oh yeah. I am redneck woman and this is my roar.” This little woman is scary. Give this girl an opportunity, and she will slap you into the next century.
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Japanese Outhouse Prank 2007-07-14 01:28:00 The Japanese
have some serious issues with rights of privacy in this one. There is no way anyone could do this in the USA because they would be sued immediately; however, it appears that the individual has fewer rights in Japan.
This is not x-rated, but there is some partial nudity, so you have been warned. It is also a bit on the mean side, but many folks find this one hilarious.
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More Paris Hilton Road Construction Humor 2007-07-18 17:02:00 One more celebrity at the side of the road-it seems to be pretty busy over there. This time it is ParisHilton
over there and she needs help. But, of course, we all knew that.
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Monkey See, Monkey Stew 2007-07-20 14:09:00 This is one overconfident monkey. If these tiger cubs have any luck, it is monkey see, monkey stew for dinner. It seems that anti-social behavior is not confined to the human race, because it appears to be alive and well in the animal kingdom as well.
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Jail Break 2 2007-07-23 02:53:00 It is another jail break caught on video. This inmate proves to be very clever in his escape, using ordinary every day material to aid in his getaway. This one is one of the cleverest.
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Humorous Quotes 3 2007-07-22 01:14:00 Here are some more humorous quotes:
David Letterman: "Harry Potter got arrested on the subway for showing off his wand."
Amy Poehler - Saturday Night Live: "Barak Obama made an appearance in New Hampshire over the weekend. To which, President Bush replied, 'Did we catch him?'"
David Letterman: "Osama Bin Laden came out with an other video. It was full of insults, maniacal threats and rants... Read more:Quotes
More Irish Drinking Humor 2007-07-21 11:48:00 Just after O’Hara punched in on the time clock at work, his foreman called him over, telling him he had a phone call in the front office.
O’Hara returned from the front office with a mournful expression on his face and his head was hanging low.
His foreman asked, “Was it bad news?”
“To be sure it was, Boss,” replied O‘Hara. “I just learned that my mother died earlier this morning.”
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Lindsay Lohan Faces One Year Jail Term 2007-07-25 15:12:00 Lindsay Lohan
could face as much as one year in jail from her most recent middle of the night escapade in Los Angeles. Lohan is facing two DUIs, driving with a suspended license, leaving the scene of an accident, and felony possession of an illegal drug. She is in big trouble to say the least.
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Lindsay Lohan Arrested Again 2007-07-24 13:59:00 Lindsey Lohan
is at it again. The 21-year-old actress was arrested Monday night for driving under the influence and possession of cocaine.
The brat actress recently finished a 45 day stay in a rehabilitation unit for her addictions. She was arrested after chasing the mother of her former assistant through the streets of Los Angeles in her SUV.
Lohan has been arrested so frequently recently that Read more:Lindsay
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Lindsay Lohan Meets George Bush 2007-07-28 01:20:00 Here are a couple more LIndsay Lohan
gems and one about President Bush:
Lindsay
Lohan was arrested for a DWI and felony possession of cocaine.
Your move Paris.
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Lindsay Lohan
has said she didn't do it and proclaimed her innocence.
Finally! An oscar worthy performance.
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It has been a tough week for George
Bush. He's facing Senate hearings, congressional investigations, a colonoscopy
Paris Hilton Disinherited 2007-07-30 01:58:00 Paris Hilton
has reportedly been cut off from her inheritance by her billionaire grandfather according to ninemsn.com.au in Australia. Paris was supposedly to receive a $59 million inheritance from her grandfather, Conrad Hilton, the co-chairman of the Hilton Hotel chain.
The 79-year-old Hilton appears to be so fed up with how Paris has sullied the family name that he has also cut off his 10 Read more:Paris
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Redneck Treadmill 2007-08-02 19:31:00 Even a treadmill can be a redneck. Watch this commercial and you will know why. This kind of day can be funny when it is happening to the other guy and not to you.
This video is short and sweet and worth your time.
Sometimes this is the result when you go with the lowest price. There is a reason why some folks opt for quality.
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Ad Libs from a Talking Photo Booth 2007-08-05 01:41:00 Okay. This talking photo booth is simply priceless! Where else can you find a talking photo booth that spits out incredible ad libs that make you laugh out loud? And I do not laugh out loud easily.
Only a true comedic mind is capable of such quick retorts. The video is hosted over at JibJab.com, the folks who came up with such terrific political humor during the 2004 presidential election.
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Not Enough Headroom? 2007-08-03 15:39:00 We have all been there, trying to cram something into a space that is just a bit too small. This is another funny commercial that makes fun of not enough headroom.
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Lindsay Lohan Enters Rahab for Third Time 2007-08-07 17:13:00 Lindsay Lohan
is giving rehab another try. According to theInsiderOnline.com, Lindsay has gone to Sundance, Utah, and checked into the Cirque Lodge, which bills itself as a center that treats drug and alcohol addiction, and provides detoxification and treatment for substance abuse.
Town and Country magazine lists Cirque Lodge as one of the top rehab centers in the nation. Prices start at a Read more:Lindsay
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Kitty Cat Video Bloopers 2007-08-06 17:27:00 Amazing kitty cat video bloopers. Cats can be very cute and funny at the same time, and these cats were caught in the act of being both. If you have ever owned a cat, you know that they can do some very strange things. Here are some real life examples caught on film.
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Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan Update 2007-08-10 01:48:00 Here are the latest on Britney
and Lindsay
:
Britney Spears
had another public meltdown recently when she smashed her Mercedes into a parked car and did not bother to notify the owner. Video of the incident shown here and on celebtv.com clearly shows Britney ramming her vehicle into a parked Mercedes and showing no apparent concern for what she did to the other vehicle. Her only concern appears Read more:Lohan
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Redneck High School Reunion 2007-08-09 16:31:00 If one ordinary picture is worth a thousand words, this photo should be worth one dictionary. We have all seen some Gatorade moments on the sidelines of football games, but this moment is about to be priceless.
You get the invitation to your high school reunion, and you think, “yeah. Why not go?”
Well, here is your reason because this is about to be one wet get together.
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Hillary Clinton Graffiti 2007-08-13 18:57:00 The American voter seems to favor HillaryClinton
, according to the latest polls. Don't they remember Bubba saying, "I did not have sex with that woman?"
Are all of the American voters masochists?
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Britney Spears Fights Unfit Mother Label 2007-08-12 10:47:00 Britney Spears
is now being forced to fight labels that she is an unfit mother. This just the beginning of her legal battles.
According to thebosh.com, Britney's cousin/assistant has just been served with papers by Kevin Federline's lawyer asking questions such as: does Britney change diapers herself, or whether Britney drinks too much. Be prepared for a long, drawn-out court fight.
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Britney Spears Could Lose Her Kids 2007-08-11 11:46:00 Britney Spears
erratic and irresponsible behavior has given her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, a reason to petition the court for full custody of their two children, Sean and Jayden. Federline did just that on Thursday, petitioning the court for full custody. If the judge grants Federline’s request, Britney could lose her shared custody of her sons.
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