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Redneck Garbage Graffiti 2007-05-24 01:04:00 If Dad says you have to do it, I guess you have to do it. But what do you think Joe Bob's dad would say about it? Perhaps, one man's trash is another man's treasure?
"His Dad said: Take out the trash. So now Bubba's dating Joe Bob's sister."Hey girls! I think Joe Bob has a brother that's single. This could be your opportunity.
More RedneckGraffiti
... Read more:Garbage
Redneck Feuding Humor 2007-05-29 10:45:00 Two backwoods rednecks, who lived across the river from each other, feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence, while Clarence felt the same way about John.
This went on for years until the Corps of Engineers built a bridge across the river. John was elated; he told his wife that he was finally going to get the Read more:Redneck
, Humor
Britney Spears Road Construction 2007-05-28 01:08:00 Ah! The peripatetic BritneySpears
can't stay in any one place for very long. And she is always forgetting to finish dressing. She should keep an extra pair of panties in the glove box for emergencies such as this.
But, of course, where would the publicity be in that? No self-respecting paparazzo would waste film on a pair of panties, not when au naturel is a viable alternative. That candid Read more:Construction
, Britney Spears
Redneck Road Sign 2007-06-01 01:41:00 Now that is a prudent use of government funds, that is. Definitely a wise public service announcement. Just think what could occur if an elderly couple picked up the wrong hitchhiker along this stretch of highway. Not all recent parolees have made a vow to go straight, and the wrong parolee could easily ruin your day.
But one really has to be an optimist to pick up a hitchhiker in any event in Read more:Redneck
Watch This Building Fall Down 2007-05-31 17:47:00 Here we are in Surat, India, of all places, and we are building watching. Some people watch birds, some watch girls, but today in Surat, we are watching a building. We are watching it lean...lean a little more...Oh, Oh! We are watching it lean a lot more!
Well, they sure don't build them like that any more, do they? Hopefully, it will make you think a little the next time you hire a contractor Read more:Building
Funny English Lesson Results in Spanking 2007-05-30 17:59:00 The Japanese have a reality TV show where the contestants play a game called gaki no tsukai that requires you not to laugh in order to win the game. If you do laugh, you get a good spanking on your bottom. The player who laughs the least eventually wins.
Since the idea is to make the contestants laugh, the funniest videos will rise to the top because they are the most likely to make contestants Read more:Funny
, English
, Spanking
Paris Hilton Graffiti 2007-06-05 01:38:00 Does this latest version of "Kilroy was here" graffiti promise to become more famous than the original World War II famous Graffiti
? For those who never took a history lesson, "Kilroy was here" was a popular graffiti left at battle sites and prisoner of war jail cells during World War II.
ParisHilton
is probably one of the most famous prisoners in world history, although most famous prisoners Read more:Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton Mug Shot 2007-06-04 20:01:00 Our favorite Paris
ian, Paris Hilton
, has entered jail two days early to get a head start on her rehabilitation. The Los Angeles police released her mug shot, which is to the left.
I will have to admit that hers is probably the best mug shot I have ever seen. There is no doubt that Paris has what it takes in that regard.
Paris entered jail on Sunday, June 3rd, at 11:30 PM after working at the Read more:Paris Hilton
Surfer Dude Graffiti 2007-06-03 01:09:00 Dude! That poor builder. Doesn't even get his building built and the "dudes" are already marking it up. That has to be frustrating, but I have heard that modern construction materials are now designed to make removing graffiti a lot easier.
Of course, that makes it that much more enticing to post graffiti jabs at our dear Paris Hilton. Speaking of the Parisian, she is due to report for her Read more:Graffiti
, Surfer
Father, Son and Holy Smoke! 2007-06-02 11:34:00 One night at bedtime, a father was passing by his son's room and overheard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father was somewhat confused about his son‘s prayers, but at least his son was praying. The next morning, however, they found the grandfather prostrate on the floor, dead of an apparent heart attack. The father was naturally a bit unnerved at the Read more:Father
, Smoke
No More Paris Hilton 2007-06-08 01:12:00 Paris Hilton
is out of jail in record time. Five days and she's out!
Do you still think the rich and famous get treated the same as the rest of us? How many poor African-American women get released from a 45 day jail sentence in only five Days? Zero!
How many poor Puerto Rican women get released from a 45 day jail sentence in only five days? Zero!
How many poor Hispanic women get released from Read more:Paris
Paris Hilton In Jail Photo? 2007-06-06 22:02:00 Is this the first photo of ParisHilton
in her jail cell?
No, this is merely an artist's rendition of what Paris might look like in her new surroundings.
But if there is any truth to what was reported at tmz.com, Paris does not look so smug right now.
Tmz.com is reporting that "Paris is scared," and that she "has been crying on the phone, saying she's not sleeping or eating."
Paris reportedly Read more:Photo
, Paris Hilton
Redneck Slingshot Video 2007-06-10 15:48:00 Aah! To be young and stupid again. Naturally, we cannot turn back the clock, but we can still aspire toward the stupidity factor. It seems that these folks have a lock on it. Some people just know how to live and how to tweak those innate gifts that nature doles out at birth. The rest of us can only hope to emulate.
You should know that no all terrain vehicles were harmed during the making of Read more:Redneck
, Slingshot
Paris Hilton Better Off in Jail? 2007-06-09 02:31:00 If you haven't heard by now, it's history. ParisHilton
is back in jail.
Talk about injustice! Can anyone possibly believe that our favorite Parisian deserves to be back in the cooler? Of course not! Here is a photo of Paris' estate in Bel-Air, California. Just look at that dump.
How could any judge possibly believe that living there for 40 days and 40 nights is anything but torture?
If you Read more:Paris Hilton
Hiltons Slight Prisoners 2007-06-14 03:15:00 CanWest News Service and the Canadian National Post reported Wednesday that Paris Hilton’s parents, Rick and Kathy Hilton, reportedly cut in line ahead of others prison visitors in order to get in to see their daughter sooner.
Naturally, this report prompted more complaints that Paris, the heiress, is indeed receiving special treatment at the jail.
What is it with the Hilton family? Why do over Read more:Slight
, Prisoners
What is Up That Kilt? 2007-06-12 08:57:00 Women have asked for years what do those brawny Scottish men wear beneath those kilts. Now, we unfortunately know. From the male point of view, this is really information overload.
Such a shot is reminiscent of Marilyn Monroe in the 1955 movie “The Seven Year Itch,” which was directed by famed director Billy Wilder. The most famous, or infamous, scene in The Itch showed Marilyn standing on a
This is Redneck Woman 2007-06-11 17:32:00 This is redneck woman; hear her roar. And roar she does; loud and clear.
If you thought that men were the only rednecks out there, you were dead redneck wrong. Behind most male rednecks, there often beats the heart of a less-than-gorgeous redneck woman. And Bubba, these women are no strangers to the redneck way of life.
These beauties come in every shape and size, and most of them put their man Read more:Redneck
Japanese Game Show Video Humor 2007-06-16 15:28:00 The Japanese
have the best game shows, and this one is no exception. This is one game show where out of shape weekend athletes need not apply, because you must be both fit and athletic to be able to compete on this show.
The object is to run faster than the treadmill and to eat and drink the items placed at each of the four stations along the treadmill. If you fall behind, it is sayonara baby Read more:Humor
Paris Hilton Graffiti Again 2007-06-15 01:16:00 Did you know one of David Letterman's recent top ten reasons why ParisHilton
was not doing well in prison? She was suffering from insomnia because she’s not used to sleeping in the same bed every night.
Well, I guess that this little excerpt of graffiti pretty much confirms that.
Paris seems to get around, doesn't she? But at least she was sleeping back when this graffiti was written. The Read more:Graffiti
, Again
, Paris Hilton
Big Girl in the Shower 2007-06-20 01:20:00 Think that animals do not know how to think or to enjoy life's simple pleasures? Think Again!
This big girl is one happy elephant, and who can blame her?
Do you wonder what is running through her mind? Let's listen in:
Aahh! Just turn on the shower massage, lean back and...yeah baby! Does that feel great or what?
You don't have to worry about punching the clock or beating the rush hour Read more:Shower
Lindsay Lohan Graffiti 2007-06-19 10:15:00 Well, that sounds about par for the course. It certainly is in line with what we have heard about ol' LL, now isn't it?
Because Lindsay
is currently in rehab at Malibu's Promises clinic for various addictions, a spokesperson announced that she will be canceling her 21st birthday party scheduled for July 2nd at the PURE nightclub in Las Vegas.
The National Ledger reports that PURE allowed Lohan Read more:Graffiti
, Lindsay Lohan
Is Lindsay Lohan Self Destructing? 2007-06-18 01:34:00 Will LindsayLohan
, star of 2004’s “Mean Girls,” in which she was portrayed as a mean, vengeful high school student, be the next young Hollywood star to self-destruct?
Her former bodyguard has written a “tell all” book about Lindsay’s bouts with drugs and lesbian relationships. The book reportedly details Lindsay’s downward path toward self-destruction through drug and alcohol abuse. Needless to Read more:Lindsay Lohan
Huge Party Planned for Paris Hilton 2007-06-25 01:16:00 Our favorite Paris
ian, Paris Hilton
, is wasting no time getting back into party mode. The Times of London is reporting online that Rick and Kathy Hilton, Paris’ parents, are planning a huge bash at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas after her release from the slammer on Tuesday.
Kathy Hilton is reportedly “seeking sponsors” for Paris’ welcome home party in Caesars’ casino. It appears that we now know Read more:Party
, Paris Hilton
Paris Prison Release Tuesday 2007-06-23 09:09:00 Paris Hilton is scheduled to be released from prison on Tuesday
, June 26th, the early release will be her reward for her good behavior while incarcerated.
It was originally reported by “The New York Post” that Paris had landed a one million dollar payday for an NBC Today show interview after her release, however, NBC has denied this rumor. She was also rumored to be scheduled to be interviewed Read more:Paris
, Prison
, Release
Paris Jail Release Photos 2007-06-27 01:00:00 Here are some photos I found at different sites on the net of Paris
Hilton being released from jail. Look at them now, because the lawyers will probably be yelling to take them down due to copyright issues.
This 26-year-old socialite looks pretty happy to be free at this point. Here is Paris as she walks out of the jail house.
What I have noticed is that a whole lot of people are pretty mad at Read more:Release
Japanese Baseball Video Humor 2007-07-02 01:50:00 Aaah! The Japanese
do it again. Leave it to the Japanese to come up with a baseball video like this. Never mind the language barrier. You will understand it just fine.
More Video humor... Read more:Humor
Stop In for a Short One 2007-07-02 01:38:00 Just stopped in for a short one? Here's an Irish tourist joke:
A Swiss tourist was vacationing in Dublin and needed directions. While outside McCafferty’s Pub, he stopped two Irish lads walking by and asked, “ntschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?”
The two lads looked at each other puzzled and only stared back at him.
“Excusez-moi, parlez vous Français?” he offered.
Again, the two lads Read more:Short
Irish Drinking Stories 2007-07-01 11:36:00 Some of the best humor comes straight from Ireland, itself, and the subject will often involve a wee bit of drink:
O'Flaherty's Diagnosis
O'Flaherty was feeling a mite ill so he popped in to see Dr. O'Hara.
After examining O'Flaherty, Dr. O'Hara was puzzled.
"I am very sorry O'Flaherty, but I cannot diagnose your trouble. I think it must be drink."
Replied O'Flaherty, "Don't worry about it Read more:Irish
, Drinking
, Stories
More Grandchildren Humor 2007-06-30 12:29:00 Another sample of grandparent and grandchildren stories:
A grandmother was observing her granddaughter, Sarah, who was drawing with her crayons. The grandmother could plainly see that the young child was hard at work.
As little Sarah was working diligently, the grandmother asked her what she was drawing.
Sarah replied, “I'm drawing God.”
The grandmother paused, saying, “But, Sarah darling, no Read more:Humor
, Grandchildren
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