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Redneck Graffiti 2007-04-26 08:50:00 <!-- Begin BidVertiser code -->
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Bar Room Humor 2007-04-25 11:48:00 An extremely shy man is sitting in a bar having a drink, when he sees a very beautiful woman sitting across the bar. After what seems like an eternity, he finally gathers up enough courage to approach her, goes over to her table and asks, "Uh…er…would you mind very much if I…uh…sat down and talked to you for awhile?"
She replies, yelling loudly, "No, I won’t sleep with you? Are you nuts?"
Now, Read more:Humor
A Few Humorous Lessons From Life 2007-05-01 08:15:00 Here are a few lessons one eventually learns from life:
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.Never lick a steak knife.Never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you Read more:Lessons
More Redneck Jokes 2007-04-30 08:06:00 Here are some more redneck jokes. Most have been around for awhile, but some are new to me. If you haven't heard them before, they can still be funny.
You might be a redneck if:
Your uncle’s return mailing address is the Department of Corrections.
Your wife refuses a window seat on the airplane because she just got her hair done.
You kept that fire you had in your bathroom from spreading to Read more:Redneck
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Future Price of Gasoline 2007-05-04 08:37:00 The future price of gasoline might be a bit scary.<!-- Begin BidVertiser code -->
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Tony the Tiger's Revenge 2007-05-04 00:13:00 <!-- Begin BidVertiser code -->Here is a video of a caged tiger getting her revenge on mankind for keeping her from roaming free:
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More About Grandchildren and Grandparents 2007-05-02 15:25:00 Sometimes grandparents and grandchildren can add so much to our lives. Here are some precious quotes from grandchildren:
A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like.
"In the winter, we used to skate outside on a pond. In the summer, we had a swing made from an automobile tire. My dad, who was your great grandfather, hung it from a tree in our back yard." Read more:Grandchildren
Priceless Video Humor 2007-05-06 08:25:00 Be sure to watch this one to the end or you will miss the punchline. It is only slightly longer than one minute log, plus it's not raunchy, only mildly worse than PG rated.
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Alligator and Blonde Bar Joke 2007-05-05 18:43:00 A guy goes into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He hoists his alligator up on the bar, turns to the bar’s patrons and says, "Ladies and gents, let me make you an offer. I will open this alligator's mouth and put my private parts inside. Then gator here will close his mouth for one minute. After that, he will open his mouth, and I will remove myself unscathed."
"And in return for being Read more:Alligator
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Paris Hilton Jokes 2007-05-08 09:05:00 Paris Hilton
:
In case you haven’t heard, a Los Angeles County judge has sentenced Paris Hilton
to 45 days in jail for driving with a suspended license.
How will Paris Hilton mentally prepare for her upcoming jail term?
Here’s a guess:
“Well, 45 days isn’t so bad. That’s not even a month.”
--Thanks to David Letterman
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Queen of England Jokes 2007-05-08 08:12:00 Queen of England
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The Queen of England is visiting the United States this week. You know, she hasn’t been to America since 1991.
But she hasn’t missed much because nothing much has changed since then.
Back then a President Bush had us involved in a war in Iraq.
--Thanks to David Letterman
Since the Queen of England made a visit to the White House, President Bush arranged to honor her with a Read more:Jokes
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Redneck and Australian Aborigine Love 2007-05-11 10:01:00 <!-- Begin BidVertiser code -->Two Australian
Aborigine guides were walking in the outback with a vacationing American redneck, when, suddenly, one of the Aborigines ran up a hill toward the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" the Aborigine yelled into the cave. Then he carefully listened, hoping for a special answer.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he heard from the cave.
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Driving Humor 2007-05-10 09:50:00 <!-- Begin BidVertiser code -->Here are some pointers about driving from George Carlin’s “Napalm and Silly Putty:”
Have you ever noticed, when you're driving, that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Here are a few basic points about driving. One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering Read more:Driving
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Paris Hilton Road Construction Humor 2007-05-10 06:08:00 Alas, Poor ParisHilton
! Here is a sign recently spotted at a road construction site. Money apparently does not solve all problems!
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Redneck Pistol Duel 2007-05-14 08:15:00 Oh yesss! This is the ultimate in Redneck
thinking. Just 4 inches away from the rest of your life in jail or 4 inches away from the end of your life.
It is probably a hoax. Right after the gunshot and the man who is the target falls down and forward, look at the tree and you will see what appears to be a pole tacked onto the tree. My guess is they had some type of device send a charge through Read more:Pistol
Dumb Blonde at a Gas Station Joke 2007-05-13 17:19:00 A blonde drives into a gas station and asks for a "710."
All the male employees exchange puzzling looks at each other. Finally, one of them can not stand the embarrassment of not knowing what she is talking about and asks, "Lady, what's a 710?"
The woman answers "Come on, you know...It’s that thingy that’s located around the middle of the engine. I must have lost mine and now I need a new one Read more:Blonde
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Is Paris Hilton Tough Enough for Jail? 2007-05-12 09:27:00 <!-- Begin BidVertiser code -->Well, it is time we dumped a little more on poor ParisHilton
, the billionaire heiress who is scheduled to enter jail on June 5th to serve a 45 day sentence for driving her Bentley with a suspended license.
Of course, any young woman who is as pretty as Paris is had better be prepared for the rigors of the big house. She certainly wants to avoid a situation where Read more:Tough
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Humorous Quotes 2007-05-17 08:46:00 Here are a few humorous quotations from various comedians:
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet! --Groucho Marx
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. --Flip Wilson
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. --W. C. Fields
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and Read more:Quotes
Rednecks on Sale 2007-05-16 10:28:00 Billy Joe sees a sign in a Dallas store window and immediately comes up with an idea.
The sign says: "Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each, Trousers $2.50 per pair".
Billy Joe says to his brother, "Jim Bob, look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to Mississippi, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking ‘cause Read more:Rednecks
Bumper Sticker Humor 2007-05-15 16:15:00 We've all seen that occasional bumper sticker that tickles our funny bone. Here are a few that I have liked:
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.Whisper my favorite words: "Let me buy it for you."Suburbia is where they tear out the trees, then name the streets after them.Stress is when you wake up screaming, then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.Adults are big kids who owe money.Who Read more:Bumper
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Funniest Joke in the World 2007-05-21 08:49:00 Even Wikipedia refers to this joke as the funniest joke in the world. It is a bit on the lengthy side, over nine minutes. But, if you like Monty Python, it is time well spent.
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Redneck Sushi Graffiti 2007-05-20 08:25:00 Today's RedneckGraffiti
:
"Jim Bob Buys Sushi
at Bubba's Bait Shop!"
Dat dere Jim Bob is a bad un, he is!!
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Paris Watching 2007-05-19 08:09:00 Poor Paris
Hilton has decided to forego any appeal of her conviction of driving with a suspended license according to recent news reports. She has been scheduled to enter jail on June 5th, and some reports suggest that the billionaire heiress intends to report to the big house even earlier than that.
Those in the know claim that her sentence could be reduced to 23 days from the 45 days that she Read more:Watching
Seat Belt Humor 2007-05-18 11:10:00 A highway patrolman pulled a driver over to the side of the road to inform him that the driver had just won $1,000 in a government sponsored safety contest because the driver was buckled up and wearing his seat belt.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" asked the officer.
The driver replied, "I guess I'll go to driving school to get my license."
At just that moment, his wife seated Read more:Humor
Ethnic Humor 2007-05-23 01:46:00 Ethnic humor can be some of the best humor as long as you don't take it personally. Here are a couple gems:
Irish humor:
An Irishman found himself driving down a crowded street furiously searching back and forth because he was late for an important meeting and could not find a parking place.
Finally frustrated, he Looked up to heaven and said, "Good Lord, please take pity on me. If you find Read more:Humor
Graffiti Fame 2007-05-22 02:16:00 This is what sometimes happens when you try to tell some folks what they can and cannot do. Good or bad, once you are famous, you may just live forever inside of sarcastic minds. I am just glad I am not famous, my name isn't Bill...and I'm not sarcastic.
Hmmmm...Cosby, Clinton, Gates...Where's Wild Bill Hickock?
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Drunk and Not So Dumb Blonde Humor 2007-05-27 01:48:00 A drunk and a blonde are sitting next to each other on an airplane. The drunk asks the blonde if she would like to play a game.
The blonde, who is tired and really just wants to take a nap, politely declines to participate and rolls over toward the window to go to sleep.
The drunk persists, explaining how the game works. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me. If Read more:Blonde
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On Paris Hilton, David Letterman and Bill Murray 2007-05-25 02:56:00 David Letterman
came up with an absolute gem the other night when he was talking about ParisHilton
. Here is David on Paris:
“Paris Hilton
has taken to reading the bible to help her through her upcoming jail sentence. But, she admittedly is no expert on the bible. She thought Deuteronomy meant having an operation to remove your deuter.”
Paris will soon be more fodder for the talk shows when Read more:David
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